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    So, what's your p*rn name?

    Good for a laugh: first name is your first pet's name, and second is the first street you lived on. Mine: Blackie Vicklan. Not great, but my wife's is a winner: Happy Woody.
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    Slim Cochran (possibly worse than yours wyatt79m, Slim was my cat, and the street was pronounced "cock ran"). But seriously, if I was in a p*rno, my name would be C*nty McSlaptwat

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    Quote Originally Posted by sasquatch rides a SS View Post
    Slim Cochran (possibly worse than yours wyatt79m, Slim was my cat, and the street was pronounced "cock ran"). But seriously, if I was in a p*rno, my name would be C*nty McSlaptwat
    I'd roll with Todd Lurdeck
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    edit: oops, I missed the pet name part. I thought this was a legit. question.

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    Not a bad name really.
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    Madison Sunset. My porn name sounds like a B movie Chick name.

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    Dino Fullum.

    But if I had to get my show name, it'd be Boogy McGroogerBalls.
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    Casey Baker.........???? Pretty boring.
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    Cognac Møllebakken, now beat that for oddity..

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    "What's in a name? That which we call a rose
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    I'm destined for gay porn: Taffy John.

    That would make me a submissive bottom.

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    Delilah Fiske. Sounds more like a murder mystery detective.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    I'm destined for gay porn: Taffy John.

    That would make me a submissive bottom.
    Have fun with that. Take some lube and hope for a reach around.
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    Humpy Cumalot? The f&ck?

    We all already have porn names here. It is to the left of posts. Possum Jones. Brewtality. Chum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axe View Post
    Humpy Cumalot? The f&ck?

    We all already have porn names here. It is to the left of posts. Possum Jones. Brewtality. Chum.
    So you must be swinging a big ol................
    Its all Shits and Giggles until somebody Giggles and Shits

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    Too funny. Some good ones! Here are ours:

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    Pretty good I think!
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    Quote Originally Posted by edley View Post
    Good for a laugh: first name is your first pet's name, and second is the first street you lived on. Mine: Blackie Vicklan. Not great, but my wife's is a winner: Happy Woody.
    Roxie Lane.

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