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    Show us your mullet, Jimbob and Skeeter!

    Iíve seen some of you people here on the MTBR.com forums who have posted pictures which clearly show you still have a very 1980s MULLET haircut on your childmolester skulls. So, now is the time for you to man up like the tough little ballerina princesses you are and post your MULLET PICTURES!!!

    Oh, I should mention that I had a parted-in-the-middle-feathered-back-mullet from about 1982 until about 1991, so I can talk the mulletsmack.

    Show us your NASCRAP mullet fever! Letís see that trailerpark ído!
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    Worthless without pics, ese.

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    The two of you scare me. Just sayin'

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    forgive the banana hammock. it was really hot that day.

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    lets hope LoudViking sees this.

    if not, are we able to just post mullet pics of non-members?

    one time, at the 24 hour Walmart (great for mullet hunting) there was a family of mullets. the mother had a bleached out white trash Billy Idol style mullet, while her kids had spiky long rat-tail mullet hybrid haircuts. it was quite beautiful'

    My favorite is the skullet though. Especially with a mustache, it really completes the molester look.
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    Women mullets are the worst! I need to bleach my eyes after each encounter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    lets hope LoudViking sees this.

    if not, are we able to just post mullet pics of non-members?

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    I vote Yes (only if you are the one that took the photo)

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    ^ well then excuse me, i have a date with the local walmart.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post

    My favorite is the skullet though. Especially with a mustache, it really completes the molester look.
    Are your sure we've never met? You frequently describe my looks.... You're creeping me out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by debaucherous View Post
    Are your sure we've never met? You frequently describe my looks.... You're creeping me out.
    if you're the Skulleteer who i've caught gyrating and wheezing in my closet, then yeah, i guess we have met!
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    if you're the Skulleteer who i've caught gyrating and wheezing in my closet, then yeah, i guess we have met!
    Whu? I have no idea what you're talking about. I have an alabi.
    I was gonna stop by and see you, but the Jehovas witnesses came by. When they left I started drinking. Voicemail from Paul

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    wanted to get an aaron chase style mullet but i was shot down.

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    come on you spineless wussies, am i the only one with the stones to put up a mullet pic? you dont have to be as dead sexy as me, i understand your shortcomings.
    If you arent bleeding, you arent riding hard enough.
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    Quote Originally Posted by singlesprocket View Post
    come on man, thats no mullet.
    If you arent bleeding, you arent riding hard enough.
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    I found one but just can`t embarrass myself like that.
    Maybe if Nicole went first?..lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by big terry View Post
    come on man, thats no mullet.
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    Whenever I need mullet inspiration, I go back to a classic.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leopold Porkstacker View Post
    Show us your mullet, Jimbob and Skeeter!
    Sorry, Brett... but the mullets I was exposed to were of the late 80's/early 90's Filipino breakdance/turntable/mall posing variety my cousins sported. I didn't see the white trash variety until I went to Manteca Waterpark as a kid. Of course, growing up in Santa Cruz, I never adorned such a majestic style, but I remember my cousins (from Salinas, Ca.) using everything from pomade, gel, hairspray and even vaseline to get their do on.

    This is not my cousin, but this is how they wore it. Peach fuzz mustache and all.



    In Santa Cruz, the valleys used to come over on their Honda Hurricane sport bikes with Oakley thermonuclear protection wrap arounds, adidas low tops and cut off jean shorts with their fat girlfriends in white tank tops with neon Local Motion graphics. Golden blonde mullets, gracefully flapping in the wind pre-helmet law days.

    We'd stand there, straddling our BMX bikes, and just watch the freak show parade by on Summer weekends.

    I miss those days.

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    LOL! Yeah, I never had such a proud mullet as that guy back in high school, but there were several people who did have that sort of proud and majestic mullet!
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    oh, wait.... mullets are long hair in the back, not on the back. Never mind.

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    dont knock the business up front and the party down the back, i got the long all over now, but i used to have the number 2 crew cut all over except for a 2 foot platt down the back, that was a great look, n as a matter of fact this thread has inspired me to go back to the mongol look, i think its very a sofisticated look....

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    Budnick from Salute your shorts, had a pretty enviable ginger mullet
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    Sorry, been REAL busy lately, need to post picks
    of my stuff I have been working my ass off for.
    Alright Nicole, because you asked.
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    Right on man! Thatís the mullet spirit!

    I am still looking for a photo of me with a mullet, I know there are plenty to be had.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leopold Porkstacker View Post
    I am still looking for a photo of me with a mullet, I know there are plenty to be had.
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    honestly, mulleteers, i understand it may have been the style back then, but what about now? why do you think people still have mullets? are they oblivious and think its just long hair? do they know mullets are the butt of every joke?
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    I'll play.

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    Loudviking, that is awesome. Looking like a young Chuck Norris!

    Netwurker, the unbuttoned shirt, trophy, and moto in the background really complete the picture. Love it!

    I don't think I have any pictures of my late 80's mullet handy. Since I played middle linebacker in high school, Brian Bosworth was my inspiration -- flat-topped, football number shaved in the side, mudflap covering the collar. My freshman yearbook photo, complete with football jersey, was classic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caffeine Powered View Post
    Did you call the Sheriff's office? They'll have a bunch from booking.
    LOL! Heheh! I havenít actually been arrested before (or is that ďyetĒ?).
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