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    The rules og biking. From Velominati.

    Don't take it too serious, there is some funny stuff in there

    Velominati › The Rules

    My favorite,

    Rule #10
    // It never gets easier, you just go faster.

    As this famous quote by Greg LeMan tells us, training, climbing, and racing is hard. It stays hard. To put it another way, per Greg Henderson: “Training is like fighting with a gorilla. You don’t stop when you’re tired. You stop when the gorilla is tired.” Sur la Plaque, ****tards.4

    Rule #33
    // Shave your guns.

    Legs are to be carefully shaved at all times. If, for some reason, your legs are to be left hairy, make sure you can dish out plenty of hurt to shaved riders, or be considered a hippie ****** on your way to a Critical Mass. Whether you use a straight razor or a Bowie knife, use Baxter to keep them smooth.
    I imagine this is a repost, but I did search and found nothing.

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    91 Rules? F that -- I have a hard enough time with the 'original 10'.
    A bike is the only drug with no bad side effects....

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    So old that search won't find it. It is so well known that people simply refer to rule numbers and most know where they came from.

    HTFU

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    I'm actually surprised it didn't come up ina search. Seems like somebody posts it up about once a year.

    Always good to review how the Euro-roadies view the world.
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    Yeah it's entertaining, but I have issues right out of the gate with it...

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    Rules? Rules? We are outlaws, there are no stinking rules.

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