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    Remove one letter from a movie title and describe what happens!

    Warning: this thread will be a hundred pages long and ruin any chance of getting work done.

    I'll start with a few:

    Hostbusters - Complaints of hotel guests are traced to poor management. No evidence of supernatural activity is found.

    The Rand Budapest Hotel - The guests of this objectivist hotel are expected to take care of themselves.

    Pup Fiction - Some bad motherf*ckers in this kennel.

    No Country or Old Men - a tale of young anarchists.

    One With the Wind - A tragic tale of a man who loses his beloved kite. Starring Clark Gable.

    ET Sematary - That trick with the bicycle ended badly.

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    I like this one!

    (F)Rank: Explores the dank bowels of the music industry.

    Natural Born (K)Illers: 2 Innocents on their voyage of discovery into the dank bowels of Hip Hop.

    Lady Chatterly's (L)Over: Is this the end for Lady Chatterly after her voyage into the dank bowels of illicit sexual experimentation?
    It's all Here. Now.

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    Star Trek II: The Wrath of Han: Enraged by the revelation that the crew of the Enterprise transported a whole kit and kaboodle of tribbles -- distant relatives of his best furry friend Chewbacca -- onto a Klingon battle cruiser, Han Solo crosses space, time and franchises to avenge this perceived abomination.

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    Izard of Oz

    Dr Oz embarks on a journey to the Pyrenees in search of his lost Izard goat. Hijinks ensue when he meets an awry of characters with an assortment of medical conditions and who help Dr Oz on his quest along the yellow brick road.
    F*ck Cancer

    Eat your veggies

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    Borax - A lonely Kazakhstani cleaning woman embarks on an adventure of fun and romance, only to discover that the true meaning of life lies at the bottom of a pile of dirty laundry.

    Meat - Al Pacino is a veteran detective trying to stop a murdering butcher (played by Robert DiNiro)

    Cocky - Sylvester Stalone plays an overconfident boxer who gets his ass whipped by a scrappy underdog.

    Cocky II - Still convinced that he's the better fighter, Sly gets a rematch and again gets his ass handed to him.
    No moss...

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    Remove one letter from a movie title and describe what happens!

    Sta Wars - A country is wrapped up in a never ending series of wars that it has no hope of winning, following a terrorist attack on its own soil.
    Hmmm, sounds familiar.
    Its all Shits and Giggles until somebody Giggles and Shits

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    Ban the Drum Slowly

    Children's movie about a malevolent drum driving the townsfolk batty with distraction, and their ultimately successful campaign to rid the neighborhood of the incessant pounding

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    Jas - A group of stubborn German investors -- who won't take Nein for an answer -- attempt to purchase the declining beach town of Amityville after a shark ruins its tourism industry.

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    Dawn of the DEA: As the country's drug issues become more of an epidemic, rogue DEA agents take it upon themselves to exterminate drug lords.

    The Urge: A comedy spoof from the middle ages, a short man is hexed by an old woman and is unable urinate. As the urge to go consumes his life, comedy ensues.

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    Mooraker - Bond goes undercover at a cow pie harvesting facility.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jeffw-13 View Post
    Borax - A lonely Kazakhstani cleaning woman embarks on an adventure of fun and romance, only to discover that the true meaning of life lies at the bottom of a pile of dirty laundry.

    Meat - Al Pacino is a veteran detective trying to stop a murdering butcher (played by Robert DiNiro)

    Cocky - Sylvester Stalone plays an overconfident boxer who gets his ass whipped by a scrappy underdog.

    Cocky II - Still convinced that he's the better fighter, Sly gets a rematch and again gets his ass handed to him.
    Not sure you read the instructions right there Jeff!
    It's all Here. Now.

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    Harknado! - When Christmas comes to Los Angeles, a host of Angels are singing verily on high. Will our hero stop Satan from bringing them down with gas bombs thrown from helicopters and let the children enjoy Christmas as it is meant to be?
    It's all Here. Now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    Not sure you read the instructions right there Jeff!
    Aaahh yes, remove, not change. My bad
    No moss...

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    Lord of the Rigs - Frodo, Sam and company discover running a fellowship of tractor-trailers to Mount Doom beats the hell out of walking.

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    Jurassic Ark - A second ship built by Noah to withstand the biblical floods is loaded with dinosaurs but is mysteriously scuttled, leading to present-day debates about the age of the earth.

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    Dr. O - A Beyond Borders gynecologist dedicates his life to introduce the entire Muslim population of women to the joys of sex.
    Due to the overabundance of gerkin-sized Allah men, much focus is spent on oral, so the sequel was named - Dr. O goes O..

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    Sarknado! - In an ironic twist of fate, reclusive publishing moguls, owners of the British Daily Telegraph, and vociferous global warming deniers the Barclay Twins, are holed up in their castle on the British Channel Island and tax haven of Sark, when the inevitable mega storm hits the English Channel just at the time when the British Tax Authorities are coming to knock on their doors. Will the island weather the storm or get sucked up into the heavens before HM Revenue can collect their due? Will what's left of their editorial staff make it thru the gas-bomb-laden eye of the storm to save their bosses? ...Does anyone care?
    It's all Here. Now.

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    Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hop - The Rebel Alliance sends the Empire on a wild goose chase after stolen Death Star plans, while it secretly perfects a recipe that will revolutionize the Interstellar Pale Ale industry.

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    Dee Throat

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    Ad: A young graphic designer turns his nose up at an easy well paid job laying out expensive furniture ads to live his dream making bike-cycle wheel size marketing infographics.

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    Rainspotting: Critically acclaimed, yet strangely commercially invalid film noir masterpiece from Scottish director Rabbie McHaggis, which chronicles the director's odyssey across the Highlands of Scotland by train during the bleak winter of discontent that was the tail of 1979. The film is almost 120 minutes of a locked shot of rain drops streaking across the window of a moving train. When interviewed in Cannes, McHaggis replied in his mostly incomprehensible Caledonian brogue: " Aye, it t'wa sooo boarin' on tha train, I musta fella sleep an' pushed one o' tha wrang buttons on tha camera thingie!" The yet to be finished sequel is eagerly anticipated...
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    Of Mice and Me


    Struggles with fear of small rodents

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    300 - Disenfranchised by Hollywood for having only numerals in their movie title, King Leonidas and a force of 300 men fight the Persians at Thermopylae in 480 B.C.

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    Ridge Over The River Kwai: - This as yet unfinished sequel to the original starring Alec Guinness, holds the distinction of being the longest running film production in the history of cinema. 75 miles upriver from the famous bridge, the infamous 15 mile long, 250 feet high ridge of the title sits smack across the line of the intended railway in deepest jungle, and would have to be removed by hand by 2 dozen 'prisoners' using only 5 gallon buckets and hand trowels. Even though the remote location has been reached once by an assistant director in the late 80's to give them the news that their budget had actually run out in 1968, they are believed to have carried on regardless, although it is supposed that not a lot of progress will have been made since most of the cast and crew entered the twilight of their years around the turn of the Millennium. This as yet to be wrapped sequel is eagerly anticipated...
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    Argo - Acting under the cover of a Hollywood producer scouting a location for a science fiction film, a CIA agent launches a dangerous operation to rescue the wife of used-car salesman Jerry Lundegaard from her bumbling kidnappers in a small North Dakota town.

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    Catch-2

    Baseball yarn about a hapless outfielder that can't catch fly balls. Game 7 of the world series, bottom of the 9th, up by 1 run, bases loaded, 1 out, he makes two spectacular catches over the fence to rob the hitters of home runs and seal the World Series win for the Padres. The crowd goes wild, pandemonium...

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    Bob and Carol and Ted and Lice


    Adventurous and amorous mountain bikers Bob and Carol decide to spice up their sex life by trying a threesome, but make the fatal mistake of including a singlespeeder in the mix instead of a 29er, and get lice from new partner Ted. Movie ends with everyone shaving where necessary and throwing out the mattress.
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    Finding Emo - Marlin the clownfish races time to find his son before he begins cutting again -- a practice that rarely ends well in an ocean region dominated by great white sharks.

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    (G)Oldfinger: About an elderly keyboard operator that still uses the "hunt and peck" method with his index fingers.

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    A Cockwork Orange - In future Britain, charismatic delinquent Alex DeLarge is jailed and volunteers for an experimental aversion therapy developed by the government in an effort to solve society's rooster-fighting problem - but not all goes according to plan.

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    Pretty [W] Oman

    It was a haunted house back in the late late 1970's. Many teenagers visited this beautiful house located on a mountain lake. Everyone knew the house was haunted but by who they weren't sure. Until one day Bobby and Susanne spotted a pretty ghost like haze floating around the living room. This Pretty ghostly woman soon became know as the Pretty Oman of Chrystal Lake.

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    The Breakfast Cub

    Controversial story of community in northern Canada that insists on eating baby bear meat for breakfast in the belief that consuming the cub's energy life force will result in extended lifespan for the villagers. Tragic turn of events when the mother bears turn the tables and the hunters become the hunted. So much for extended lifespan.

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    Father of the Ride


    The only movie ever made that can bring tears to tough "Car Guys" everywhere. Tells the story of the father of the famous 1969 Pontiac GTO "The Judge". He was a lowly Falcon with dreams of burn outs, but the reality of high gas mileage and poor handling. Eventually blew a head gasket and was smashed in a junk yard before seeing his offspring become a famous and successful (not to mention valuable) muscle car.

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    Peed

    A story of man caught on a bus who couldn't hold it any longer.
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    The Last Walt

    The Walt family dynasty comes to an end, but not before a massive concert performance. Guest appearances by Bob Dylan, Robbie Robertson, Neil Young, Van Morrison, and many others...

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    Lien - The commercial vessel Nostromo receives a distress call from an unexplored planet. After searching for survivors, the crew heads home only to realize that a parasitic legal document has joined them.

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    Remove one letter from a movie title and describe what happens!

    28 Days Late - A young couple is panicked when the woman's period is late.
    Its all Shits and Giggles until somebody Giggles and Shits

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    Raining day - Denzel needs an umbrella.

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    Braking Away -

    The madcap adventures of the Cutters, a group of misfits who ride flat out, top speed, and no brake pads...Whoa look out as they come in hot and yell "no brakes" wherever they go.
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    This thread is even funnier if you read the replies in Don LaFontaine's voice!

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    Pin Panther - The story of a large feline with an exceptional skill in bowling.

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    The Neverending Tory: Quirky biopic about the life of self-styled British 'Labour' Party leader and commensurate warmonger Tony Blair, who is in fact a secret Tory, and his seemingly never-ending office as Prime Minister of Great Britain and lap dog of George Bush the Younger of the Americas.
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    Ocean's Elven - Danny Ocean enlists the help of the inhabitants of Rivendell to rob three Mordor casinos simultaneously.

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    Ain't Your Wagon

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    The God, The Bad, and the Ugly

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    Cream

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    Godfellas

    Movie about a criminal gang run by members of the clergy, including much hi-jinks in the confessional booth.

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    Groundho Day

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    Gleaming the Cub -is an American film released in 1989. It featured Christian Slater as "W. Thephoo" , a 16-year old honey hoarder investigating the theft of his adopted Vietnamese honey bee hive

    (R) Ad - a 1986 documentary about the exploitation of Bicycle films by the advertising giants

    T - the story of one mans extra testicle and his fight for acceptance

    Eal Genius - A dark ops group disavowed by the government plans to modify Amazon electric eals to replace all democrats in the Senate

    Ho framed Roger Rabbit - a working girl turns false states evidence against plushy king pin Roger in an effort to keep her bastard bunny safe

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    Remove one letter from a movie title and describe what happens

    (s)HREK - I end up with a word that I can't pronounce

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    Titnic - Jack draws Rose showing her boobs over a lunch basket in a grassy field.

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    The Discrete Harm of the Bourgeoisie: Gripping true-life documentary about the inexorable rise of the military-industrial machine and its insidious and inevitable polarising effects on the makeup of society.
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    Woking Girl

    Tess McGill is a health nut
    She cooked her food in a wok
    Jack Trainer was her boyfriend
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    F*ck Cancer

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    The Silence of the Labs

    An anthropomorphic allegorical tale of good and evil. Members of the pack of labs are turning up dead, and all suspicion falls on an evil cat therapist that sells advice from a homemade booth for 5 cents.

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    Pee Wee's Bi Adventure

    Pee Wee's sexuality has always been questioned by his peers and he has had enough of it. After a night out riding bikes on the town with Dottie he confesses to her that he has a fantasy of bringing Francis home for some fun. While a bit shocked by his revelation, Dottie agrees to fulfill Pee Wee's dream...

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    Independence Ay - Canadians celebrate their freedom
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    Pretty in Ink: Andie Walsh is a teenager who lives in the dingy part of town with her terminally underemployed dad. She works at a tattoo parlor and spends much of what she makes at that same establishment. Sadly, she is considered a misfit at her uppity high school, but eventually elevates her career by becoming the best pole dancer in town.

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    Beverly Ills Cop: Beverly gives a local gendarme several STD's over the course of their 10 year affair.

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    Little Big Ma: Recounting how the West was won through the eyes of a cross-dressing white man raised as a Native American.

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    My Fair Lad: Outside Covent Garden on a rainy evening in 1912, dishevelled gay cockney Eli Doolittle (Audie Hepburn) meets linguistic expert Henry Higgins (Rex Harrison). After delivering a musical tirade against "verbal class distinction," Higgins tells his companion Colonel Pickering (Wilfred Hyde-White) that, within six months, he could transform Eli into a proper lady, simply by teaching him proper English.

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    Aging Bull: Young Jedi, did you say, "Let's run down that hill and do one of them cows?" I say, "Let's walk down and do them all."

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    Rear Widow: Stars Ron Jeremy, so there isn't really a story being told.

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    Shat: Richard Roundtree cuts a startlingly new and pathetic figure as John Shat, a black private eye with a small office near Times Square and irritable bowel syndrome. "The cat who whose poop comes out, when there's danger all about" in Gordon Parks' seminal action film.

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    Riders of the Lost Ark - Those pointy gold angel wings are a pain in the ass.

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    Sherlock Homes

    Dreary tale set in a typical mid-west American city filled with tract homes. Low budget cross between Desperate Housewives, Married with Children, and Roseanne, with a little All in the Family style bigotry thrown in for comic relief. Abundant cleavage redeems poor writing and acting, making it a hit with the mountain biking community.

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    Thelma and Louie: A boring tale about two working class friends that go on a weekend trip to the Grand Canyon. They have a good time talking out their problems, and return home safely because Louie isn't a batsh!t crazy driver.

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    Pinal Tap: Moving and highly acclaimed drama set in Pinal County Arizona, where groups of vigilantes patrol the desert for illegal immigrants. The film follows the adventures of Guillermo and his wife Maria, as they do their best to dodge the dreaded "Pinal Tap", a 9mm slug to the brain stem, administered in a remote part of the Sonoran desert...
    It's all Here. Now.

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    True Git: In True Git, John Wayne plays grumpy, pot-bellied gangster "Rooster" Cogburn, hired by 14-year-old Mattie Ross (Kim Darby) to find Tom Chaney (Jeff Corey), who killed her father. The headstrong Mattie could have had her pick of gangsters, but selects the aging Cogburn because she believes he's a "true git" (she talks this way all through the picture, so be prepared).

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    When Harry Et Sally: I'll have what she's having.

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    War of the Words

    Martians invade and attempt extermination of resident species, but are ultimately talked to death by roving bands of radio personalities and tv talk show hosts.

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    The Blue Brothers

    Biopic of Jake and Elmore. Having failed to make it in the music world, the two musicians switch to producing "Blue" movies. The start of an unlikely and unexpected second career for Aretha Franklin and Cab Calloway, staring in several of Jake and Elmore's newly produced movies.

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    The Thin - Kurt Russell is secluded in an Arctic research facility and loses weight.

    The Blues Bothers - John and Dan get sick of playing the same old tunes and make their way to a night club that plays new wave dance music.

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    Bi Top Pee Wee

    This is the second in the Pee Wee series. The title speaks for itself.

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    Braveheat - William Wallace discovers why going commando under a wool kilt is the way to go.

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    Fat and Furious: Two fat ex-cons build cool tuner cars and use them to try to pick up women and live the good life only to find that not one person that is even remotely cool in that scene will have anything to do with them. To make matters worse, even though they build fast cars, they are so fat and heavy, they are not able to win any street races in them, which makes gaining the slightest bit of street cred all but impossible. This makes them bitter and angry as they set about getting revenge on those that have rejected them.

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    Balls of Fur: Down-and-out former adult film stuntman phenom Randy Daytona is sucked into this maelstrom when FBI Agent Rodriguez recruits him for a secret mission. Randy is determined to bounce back and recapture his former glory, and to smoke out his father's killer.

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    Horton Hears a Ho: Horton is an elephant living in the jungle. One day, he thinks he hears voices, and upon investigating, discovers that they are coming from a newly built trailer park.

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    The Sow Must Go On: Hilarious fun for all the family! Pinky the Pig has aspirations in Vaudeville, but her bumbling antics as she treads the boards as an aspiring 'hoofer' will leave you rolling in the aisles!
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    Scar Movie: Fascinating study of the phenomenon of tribal 'scarring' in West Africa, and its effectiveness at warding off the Ebola virus. Could the decline of this practice in an increasingly modern urban environment have helped spawn the current outbreak?
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    Man Girls

    This film chronicles a man's journey of self discovery as he travels through Asia, and finds ladyboy love at the La Bamba Bar and Guesthouse in Bangkok.
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    It's a Wonderful Lie

    Depressed and rundown man meets up with an angel, who leads him on a voyage of discovery of everything positive in the world, only to suddenly reveal himself as the devil, not an angel, and show the man that, in fact, things are even worse than he had originally believed. Ends with the devil diabolically laughing ala Vincent Price at the man's gullibility.

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    Leaving As Vegas

    Suicidal alcoholic man leaves his home to Las Vegas planning on drinking himself to death. Meets a gorgeous prostitute, develops a lip twitch and some shakin hips, and becomes a great Elvis impersonator. Makes a fortune, and moves back home with his prostitute wife and big piles of money.

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    Mr. Holland's Pus

    Mr. Holland, a frustrated composer/high school music teacher, develops a giant pus filled boil on his arm from a spider bite, rendering him unable to conduct the grand premier of his magnum opus. In a feat of enormous courage, he pokes a hole in the boil and squeezes out seemingly cups of the wicked juice. He sufficiently recovers, and the show goes on to triumphant applause. Later, a man posts a GIF of the PUS extraction process on mtbr, and gets banned from posting GIF's to the site due to the protests of other site users, and the obvious violation of the terms of use policy.

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    Pus In Boots
    The life story of Aussie ultra marathon runner Cliff Young, famous for running in gumboots (wellingtons) This story focusses in the many debilitating foot infections he suffered.

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    Liver!

    Musical adaptation about an orphan named Hannibal Lector who runs away from an orphanage and hooks up with a group of boys trained to be pickpockets by an elderly mentor. For some odd reason, Hannibal develops a taste for crime and liver and onions
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    Raisin Arizona: Meet Vinnie Vincent, visionary viniculturalist from Nor Cal who foresees that the ongoing drought will soon signify the death of his business there. He makes a bold move to Southern Arizona, where we follow his adventures in establishing new vine growth, warding off cartel smugglers of both drugs and people, and fighting for water rights with the local ranchers. Just as things seem to be turning around for him, and his grapes are starting to lie heavy on his vines, the drought seems to follow him even to Arizona... Not wishing to spoil the rest of the film, I will let your imagination do the rest...
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    The Magic of Lassi: High Jinks in a Punjabi restaurant in East London as Sunil the owner experiments with unexpected yogurt flavors!
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    Pushing In (was pushing tin)

    Provocatively titled movie with a surprising PG rating, this comical farce is intended to teach children that they will not be well liked when they take cuts in the school cafeteria line.

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    The Potman

    Kevin Costner stars as a drifter in a post apocalyptic future. He comes across a drug shipment in a Jeep, and decides to bring hope (and High) to the intended recipients of the drugs by completing the marijuana delivery. Guest stars include Cheech and Chong, with a cameo by Snoop Dog.

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    Cockwork: Low budget porno starring the ever-ready Dick Rampant playing the John Cleese role of the original in a tongue-in-cheek, (amongst other places!), romp across the British countryside. Rampant, as the obsessive schoolteacher, is led astray by his student Chloe, as played so unforgettably by the delicious Angelfood Cake... Hold on to your 'hats' as you try to stay 'up' with the non-stop action!
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    Psy ho - A female escort of Korean "entertainer" Park Jae-sang steals $40,000 from her client, goes on the run and checks into a remote motel run by a young man under the domination of his mother.

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    Return of The Jed

    Stoner surfers Biff and Jed have been pals forever. Usually hang out blowing weed by night and seeking the biggest break by day. The duo hears about a giant swell coming in to Mavericks, and load up the van for some tasty waves. Jed loses his board, gets swept out to sea, and is given up as lost! During the subsequent surfer goodby at their favorite La Jolla reef break, Jed swims up and joins the party. Rad.

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    Mr and Mr Smith: Groundbreaking and topical real life drama about the trials and tribulations of Utah Mormon couple Bill Smith and Ron Jones, who only want to have their union blessed in the eyes of the Lord. This spellbinding tear jerker will keep you enthralled all the way to the final scene where we see the US Supreme Court working long into the night on their behalf! Will they be able to come thru with a decision? Or will they be stymied at the final hurdle? Only by watching til the end will you find out! (Or you could watch the news)...
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    Gags of New York

    "Feel-sick movie of the year" Johnny Knoxville returns with his band of maniacs to the Five Points area of New York City to perform a variety of stunts and gross-out gags on unsuspecting rival Bill the Butcher. The wacky gang pulls classic antics like taser Alley, outhouse tipping and crop dusting... until Bill turns the table.. then watch out!
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    Fear and Lathing in Las Vegas - An oddball remodeling contractor and his psychopathic lawyer travel to Las Vegas for a series of psychedelic escapades. Hilarity ensues when each discovers the other's interpretation of "getting plastered."

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    A Few God Men

    Jack Nicholson as God strenuously objects to all the adulterous sinners in the world (present company excepted) and declares "you can't handle the commandments!". Finally, in a pique of anger, declares in a very un-Godlike way, "I'm going to rip your eyes out of your head and puke in your dead skull". God is restrained by two angels, the credits roll...

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    Fiddler on the Roo - A Jewish peasant in pre-revolutionary Russia must contend with the changing times -- challenging ancient traditions -- while struggling to survive in a life of uncertainty, precarious as a fiddler riding on a bounding Australian marsupial "trying to scratch out a pleasant simple tune without breaking his neck."

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    Ace in the Hoe: Jim Carey returns as Ace Ventura in the sequel to "Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls". Several years after the last remnants of shikaka guano were mercilessly scrubbed from his every pore, Ace learns that the Wachati princess, whose virginity he claimed, was thusly shamed and sold into prostitution. Pangs of guilt materialize into a full-fledged caper as Ace infiltrates the organization posing as a pre-op tranny who'll do anything to succeed in 'the biz'.

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    Lice In Wonderland

    Things get pretty hairy at the Mad Hatter's tea party when everyone starts scratching their heads and nether-regions
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    Ear White People: Futuristic sci-fi thriller chronicling the surreptitious invasion of the Earth by an alien race intent on taking over our planet. The Aliens have almost mastered the ability to blend in seamlessly with the population of the planet until such time as they have enough 'plants' to make their move towards domination, but they are unable to complete the disguise: they still retain their bright-white pigmented ears, which they do their best to disguise by sporting longer hair. Once the penny drops for the hero of the piece, played by a surprisingly accomplished Dick Rampant in a breakout role from his more usual 'genre' of cheap porn, he will stop at nothing to expose the ears of all who he comes upon, with exciting results!
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    It all took place in San Francisco in a bathhouse. Not a dry eye in the place.
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    Sven

    Brad Pitt stars as a Swedish detective who's investigation into the mysterious disappearance of horses leads him to the Ikea cafeteria
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    Scar Movie

    Everyone in the movie had a scar shaped like a Y.
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    Star Trek III: The Search for Sock - Admiral Kirk and his bridge crew risk their careers stealing the decommissioned Enterprise to return to the restricted Genesis planet to recover Spock's laundry.

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    A mountain biker crashes and gets his arm stuck under a boulder. He is within reach of his bike and grasps his Awesome Strap and comes up with a tube/co2/lever bundle. Help comes before he needs to make any rash decisions
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