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    The Red Suburban Parked on a Cattle Grate Thread

    This is a thread to show off your pictures of red suburbans parked on cattle grates.

    I'll start....
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    Couldn't the cows just go around the grate?

    Seems highly suspicious to me. Bet that pic is rigged. Mods, delete thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Finch Platte View Post
    Couldn't the cows just go around the grate?
    Dammit. I was wunderin how the cows kept getting out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Dammit. I was wunderin how the cows kept getting out.
    In Colorado instead of actual metal barred cattle grates they just paint the bars on the road. Apparently the cows really aren't as bright as we once thought.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    In Colorado instead of actual metal barred cattle grates they just paint the bars on the road. Apparently the cows really aren't as bright as we once thought.
    Now sheep, on the other hand...


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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    Now sheep, on the other hand...


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    Yep looks like the sheep pulled the wool over his eyes.
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    i thought this thread was about armed bovines



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    Here's a great red Suburban:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    Here's a great red Suburban:

    that is a very nice rig. i would so rock that thing

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    Although you can't see Hawg's bike, it's red. He lives in a suburban area. Here's a cattle grate.

    <iframe width='500' height='281' src='http://www.pinkbike.com/v/embed/387463/?colors=c80000' allowfullscreen frameborder='0'></iframe>

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    This place needs more threads like this with real substance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Procter View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Procter View Post
    This place needs more threads like this with real substance.
    Help us be creative.

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    I welded on a Cattle Guard once... in the rain.
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    So what's the story behind that FB? I hope it wasn't arc welding.
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    I hope it wasn't arc welding.
    HA ! it was. had a Dairyman take out the side of it with a loader. Drove the service truck out and did some torching and re fittin' .
    Fired up the welder and struck an arc ... BbbBBbbZZZzzzzBbbbzbzzzZzzz.. My back started to get hot, I flipped my lid , turned my head and Steam was coming off my jacket .

    Had to go back and get an EZup and dry gloves to finish it. Was skeered to strike an arc after that. kept thinking I was gonna spontaneous combust.

    Glad I don't have that crappy job anymore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishbucket View Post
    I welded on a Cattle Guard once... in the rain.
    I pissed out of a tree one time, onto a cattle guard.

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    try an electric fence wire , nexttime....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishbucket View Post
    try an electric fence wire , nexttime....
    I didn't mean it was the one you were welding on. Geez. LOL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishbucket View Post
    try an electric fence wire , nexttime....
    Electric guitar??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
    Electric guitar??
    not the same kinda 'electric' I was thinking of..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishbucket View Post
    HA ! it was. had a Dairyman take out the side of it with a loader. Drove the service truck out and did some torching and re fittin' .
    Fired up the welder and struck an arc ... BbbBBbbZZZzzzzBbbbzbzzzZzzz.. My back started to get hot, I flipped my lid , turned my head and Steam was coming off my jacket .

    Had to go back and get an EZup and dry gloves to finish it. Was skeered to strike an arc after that. kept thinking I was gonna spontaneous combust.

    Glad I don't have that crappy job anymore.
    You so crazy......
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    You so crazy......

    I should tell the story of when I adjusted a roll-up shop door springs, 12ft. ladder, blood, numb hand and crazy glue...

    Unlike Hawg, i usually break myself.
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    shyt, fb, you're lucky you didn't lose an arm, or your head. those doors are nasty business.

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    I'll tell you, When that thing let loose, I could not get my hand out from under the whirling bolts of death and the Header beam. When it stopped I was looking on the ground for my fingers. None missing, and the crazy glue stopped the bleeding.

    I'm NOW, an expert Garage door and RV Awning repairman though !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishbucket View Post
    I should tell the story of when I adjusted a roll-up shop door springs, 12ft. ladder, blood, numb hand and crazy glue...

    Unlike Hawg, i usually break myself.
    See?
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