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    Random thoughts on life....

    #1.) Have you ever pulled a $1 bill out of your purse or wallet and ever wondered if it spent time in a strippers g-string?

    #2.) Do you get self conscious when you exit the stall of a public bathroom after doing your duty, only to have the automatic air freshener spray at the exact moment you walk out?

    #3.) Exactly how much money would one have to pay you to convince you to do a porn?


    Yes, this is the kind of nonsense that keeps me awake at night.
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    #2.

    my friend was telling me that he was strolling thru the bathroom, and ripped a faht, and seconds later, the automatic air freshener "responded"
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    1: Unfortunately, yes...

    2: No. But, I hate sitting down on the commode and the seat is still warm from the last person there...

    3: I'll have to think about that one... I guess it would depend on who the co-star(s) are.

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    1.) No, but I have noticed that sometimes I get a $1 that smells a little funny.

    2.) No, I know I'm a stinky bastard. But, +1 Marpilli, I hate the warmed seat.

    3.) Given the right set of circumstances, not much. Given the wrong set of circumstances and you couldn't pay me enough.

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    1) I try not to think about where any money might have ever ended up. There's no way that visual image could end well. Or ever go away.

    2) Not really. And as long as I never find an automatic air freshener stealth-installed in my cubicle I think I'll stay OK.

    3) No.
    I'm enjoying my childhood way too much to ever give it up.

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    In regards to #1, I spent my illustrious career operating sewage treatment plants and one of the side benefits was finding money in the "stream". I would find all denominations of currency. The rule we had was any bill larger than $20.00 found bought lunch. The best day was $60.00.
    So the next time you touch your paper money, don't put your fingers near your face!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperSlow35th View Post
    #3.) Exactly how much money would one have to pay you to convince you to do a porn?


    Are all the girls hotties?

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    ^ i was thinking there was NO price, unless there was 100% chance that no friend, family, or classmate would ever see it. My family gatherings are awkward enough!
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    1. no, but now i will, thanks a lot!

    2. never had an experience with an automatic freshener. sounds like a lovely contraption.

    3. dont think i could do that. might get all serbian film on me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    ^ i was thinking there was NO price, unless there was 100% chance that no friend, family, or classmate would ever see it. My family gatherings are awkward enough!
    My aunt has been arrested 17 times in last 4 years for prositiution and drug charges. The moral deceny bar in my family has been set pretty low. And im pretty easily bought im afraid.
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    1. remind me to get fresh bills for my kid's lunch money
    2. the one in our office floor jams and it's like tear gas
    3. free clinic visits?

    are you serious? 17 times? damn

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    1) Not until now. Thought $2 bills are for strippers, and bachelor parties?

    2) Although guilty of polluting public bathrooms, have never triggered the anti-skunk spray.

    3) Never, no way. The long-term impact to all known would be too great. Ever wonder about those appearing on the Who's baby-daddy / I slept with Jo-Sister dumazz shows, or if that upfront $10k was worth a perma-spot on their hometown wall of shame?
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    If I were to do a porn the money would also cover the cost of getting snipped. lol
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    Oh, this is going to be fun!!!

    1) Smell the dollar bill to see if it has been there...

    2) On road trips, we'd all go into a restroom in a casino and purposefully, and forcefully blast out farts & poops. We'd be cracking up so hard, it was hilarious. The restroom waiter would be making comments like "ay-yi-yi!", or OMG!".

    3) I'd do porn for free.
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    #1 Quite often actually I also wonder how many times it's been used to rail lines of coke or crank

    #2 Never set off an auto de-funker

    #3 It all depends on who would watch it, who would be in it with me and what kind stuff I would have to do in the video

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    #1 Some dollar bills that I taste are really salty for some reason...
    #2 Those things have smell-o-meters?!?
    #3 Nobody in their right mind would pay me anything!!!
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    1: all the time. I too wonder what drugs have been snorted with it as well. There're more germs on money than a public toilet seat.

    2: it's happened on occasion. I don't get embarrassed easily; if at all. I'm the guy walking through crowded areas saying really off-kilter **** to try and embarrass my friends.

    3: **** yeah, loose morals plus the fact I'm easily bought and any amount of money with a comma might as well be a million to me. As long as it doesn't turn into some A Serbian Film type ****.

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    1. I don't really think about where the money has been, but I sure as heck know where its going as that is the only time I take out cash.
    2. Its like a symphony of a$$ sometimes at work. No worries

    3. Is my wife gonna find out, is Katie Morgan my costar?

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    1. not a g-string, but if it was used for drug snorting.

    2. no. Id be proud to have the air freshner "respond" to me. It just means you did did the job right.

    3. My price would vary on the attractiveness of my.... coworker.
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    # 1 Our Cdn $1 and $2 are coins so I guess the strippers here need to wear fanny packs (which is so 90's)

    #2 I think the automatic air freshner is a techological advancement that is underrated. I wish it use was more widespread in shitters everywhere

    #3 I wish I was paid for all my talents.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    # 1 Our Cdn $1 and $2 are coins so I guess the strippers here need to wear fanny packs (which is so 90's)

    #2 I think the automatic air freshner is a techological advancement that is underrated. I wish it use was more widespread in shitters everywhere

    #3 I wish I was paid for all my talents.

    Strippers can take coins, if they bend over they have a coin slot in the back.

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    i wasnt under the impression that the air fresheners can sense a stank. i think they are random, which makes it even more funny if it seems to respond to your ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by norton55 View Post
    Strippers can take coins, if they bend over they have a coin slot in the back.
    LOL the best strippers can make change!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    LOL the best strippers can make change!
    is that like squeezing really hard to produce a diamond?
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    OK, this is getting a little graphic...
    life is... "All About Bikes"...

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    is that like squeezing really hard to produce a diamond?
    Yeah, but you got to be careful with that; sometimes you think you've got a diamond but it's really just a pile of **** you gave yourself a hemroid over.

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    ^hmmm....i'm almost wondering if thats a metaphor for personal experience
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    It's a metaphor for life; I have the hemroids and poopy pants to prove it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    is that like squeezing really hard to produce a diamond?
    Perhaps, a MTB Princess can produce a cultured "diamond".

    For all others that squeeze really hard. The resulting shart nugget is never valued, always embarrassing, and commands abusive laughter.

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    Everyone thinks turning 18 is the best, becoming "legal", able to buy certain things and go certain places...I was at work the other day and heard what I think is the greatest privilege of turning 18...not having to get out for adult swim at the neighborhood pool. This never dawned on me when I turned 18 because the closest pool was miles away. Whenever I swam, it would be in a lake or river..but damn, that is absolutely brilliant. Of all the "adult" things I wanted to do as a kid, I think being able to swim during adult swim was always one of the biggest.

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    Way late to the party, got stuck looking at the hurdler chick in green shorty shorts gif.

    1) I always imagine my cash had been rolled up to do massive rails by the previous owner, thanks to this thread I will now purge the unclean thoughts with images of stripper floss.

    2) When the no stink gizmo fires off I quickly fire back to mitigate that aweful scent- my $h!t smells rosy.

    3) I would totally do a porn as long as I gets to have a 70's mustache, plenty of wa wa chica nar nar background music, and an element of comedy besides my performance.

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    1/ No $1.00 bills in NZ. $5.00 is our smallest note. And here they prefer you to buy special stripper money when you go in. Kinda like special waterproof redeemable chits that can be wiped down and used again. The strippers know who bought the coupons so they also know who to give the attention... not that I know anything about that.

    2/ I hate those random airfresheners when they are placed at face height and they go off right as you walk by.

    Quote Originally Posted by marpilli View Post
    I hate sitting down on the commode and the seat is still warm from the last person
    A warm seat can be nice on frosty morning. I usually try and have my morning purge right after the wife been for a pee

    3/ Don't think I could do the porn thing... not as a star anyway. I'd be more of a stuntcock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jon Richard View Post

    2) When the no stink gizmo fires off I quickly fire back to mitigate that aweful scent- my $h!t smells rosy.
    Apparently mine smell like the Babylonian Gardens

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    Well this is obviously due to heavy consumption of that Fairy City Bavarian Bock Mega Malt Hipster Hop Double ******bag micro brew and chocolate bars, turns one into a walking distillery.

    To bad smell-O-vision has yet to be invented - Can I have a whiff

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