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    Post your brilliant, Patent Pending brainstorms here

    Oh sure, I get them all the time. Here's one:

    A restaurant with innovative chefs. You take in your leftovers from the fridge, and the chef will make a meal out of them. Sure, the chef can add things (spices, meats, veggies, whatever), but I think it would be fun for all concerned, plus it would help you to quit wasting food.

    So, for today's meal, I would bring my 3 bags of wilting lettuces, two opened beers that have been sitting a while, some ice and a frozen breakfast burrito.

    Any more spectacular ideas, or should I just go ride my bike?
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    A button on the TeeVee that you push, and it sounds a small alarm bell that's built into the remote.
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    A button on the TeeVee that you push, and it sounds a small alarm bell that's built into the remote.
    Aww, fuk yeah!



    Along the same lines, a small device you put on your beer to tell you where you left it.
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    Combining memes with gifs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    Combining memes with gifs.
    That are wrong.

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    When a politician is elected they have to wear a shock collar and it gives them a jolt every time they lie.
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    some weird crazed desert dweller.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EugeneTheJeep View Post
    When a politician is elected they have to wear a shock collar and it gives them a jolt every time they lie.
    As long as it's connected to their genitalia.
    Go Fact Yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    That are wrong.
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    How about a button you can push on the dash of your vehicle that places you on your bike on a your favorite single track.

    Or just twinkle your nose like Tabitha.
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post

    Or just twinkle your nose like Tabitha.
    Try to make that sound.
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    Why does the button have to be on the dash of my vehicle? I don't wanna have to go out there to push it.
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    Someone should invent a little piece of paper that you put on your tongue, and in no time at all, everything is like a Gram Rabbit concert.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finch Platte View Post
    Oh sure, I get them all the time. Here's one:

    A restaurant with innovative chefs. You take in your leftovers from the fridge, and the chef will make a meal out of them. Sure, the chef can add things (spices, meats, veggies, whatever), but I think it would be fun for all concerned, plus it would help you to quit wasting food.

    So, for today's meal, I would bring my 3 bags of wilting lettuces, two opened beers that have been sitting a while, some ice and a frozen breakfast burrito.

    Any more spectacular ideas, or should I just go ride my bike?
    Really? You'd pay someone when you could just throw it in a blender and make your own smoothie?
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    Loaves of bread that come complete with PB&J already applied.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    Loaves of bread that come complete with PB&J already applied.
    So the jar with both peanut butter and jelly mixed together already isn't good enough?

    Jeez, kids these days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    So the jar with both peanut butter and jelly mixed together already isn't good enough?

    Jeez, kids these days.

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    or these:

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    A washer and dryer in a single unit. When the wash cycle is done it goes directly into drying your clothes. Saves time, money, and space. I'm also brainstorming on a new take of the glory hole.
    It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chazpat View Post
    or these:
    How are those "Great anytime, anywhere" if you have to thaw them first? lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    How are those "Great anytime, anywhere" if you have to thaw them first? lol
    Lolololol..I must admit I haven't seen those yet. On my bucket list though.
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Thinking along the lines of the "I ♡ My Cat" bumper stickers...
    How about:
    I ♤ My Cat.
    Or...
    I ♧ Baby Seals

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coal-Cracker View Post
    Thinking along the lines of the "I ♡ My Cat" bumper stickers...
    How about:
    I ♤ My Cat.
    Or...
    I ♧ Baby Seals

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    ^lol! Reminds me of...

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    Quote Originally Posted by WHALENARD View Post
    A washer and dryer in a single unit. When the wash cycle is done it goes directly into drying your clothes. Saves time, money, and space. I'm also brainstorming on a new take of the glory hole.
    They already make one. https://www.compactappliance.com/on/...FUMbgQodn0cI_Q

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    Quote Originally Posted by the-one1 View Post
    Bastards stole my idea!
    Guess I'll have to double my efforts on this glory hole thing.
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    It's a work in progress, but we're close to having this idea dialed in for production...


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