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    Bonking ... not feelin' well Poor Ranji, can we help him out?



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    Lol. we can send him Big Terry's bike. at least it has 2 pedals.

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    Do they accept Paypal?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    Do they accept Paypal?
    No sorry they don't, only two rolls of pennies strapped on a pigeon. It's how they roll over there. Sorry man. If you send me the money I'll make sure he gets it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    Lol. we can send him Big Terry's bike. at least it has 2 pedals.
    but only one wheel! lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hutch3637 View Post
    No sorry they don't, only two rolls of pennies strapped on a pigeon. It's how they roll over there. Sorry man. If you send me the money I'll make sure he gets it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    Come on man, he's my brother from another mother.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hutch3637 View Post
    Come on man, he's my brother from another mother.
    On second thought, I'm not gonna send him any money and certainly not any bike parts but I'd be willing to send him my one good leg. See, it's not doing me any good to have just one good leg so I might as well send it off to someone who can use it.. or eat it... or in whatever way it helps out.
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    ^^^ What is your torso length, just wondering cause I could use your good leg. Then we can mail him our bad legs but, he will have two legs with bad knee's and he'll be sure to send you his one good one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hutch3637 View Post
    No sorry they don't, only two rolls of pennies strapped on a pigeon. It's how they roll over there. Sorry man. If you send me the money I'll make sure he gets it.
    You sure it's not a swallow? What is the airspeed velocity of a swallow carrying two rolls of pennies?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hutch3637 View Post
    ^^^ What is your torso length, just wondering cause I could use your good leg. Then we can mail him our bad legs but, he will have two legs with bad knee's and he'll be sure to send you his one good one.
    Ummm, that leaves me with no legs at all??? Can you throw in a motorized wheelchair for my good leg?
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    Really wish I could send the love but have to spread it around some more.

    American swallow vs NY pigeon that's a tough one.

    No, you would get his good leg, I would get your good leg, he would get two mediocre legs. We all would have two legs. As I was going to St Ives I met a man with seven wives. Every wife had seven sacks. Every sack had seven cats. Every cat had seven kits. Kits, cats, sacks, wives. How many were going to St Ives?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hutch3637 View Post
    No, you would get his good leg, I would get your good leg, he would get two mediocre legs. We all would have two legs.
    Hold on there... Somebody is gonna get short changed in this deal. How can 3 guys with 5 legs end up all having 2 legs after the exchanges are done??? Are we getting an extra leg from another member here???

    Anyone? Anyone?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hutch3637 View Post
    Really wish I could send the love but have to spread it around some more.

    American swallow vs NY pigeon that's a tough one.

    No, you would get his good leg, I would get your good leg, he would get two mediocre legs. We all would have two legs. As I was going to St Ives I met a man with seven wives. Every wife had seven sacks. Every sack had seven cats. Every cat had seven kits. Kits, cats, sacks, wives. How many were going to St Ives?
    One.

    American swallow VS NY pigeon: pigeon by a rusty shank's blade length. Thems is some hardened gangster pigeons that no one wants to **** with.

    I'd help but all I have is some spare organs and he doesn't need those. I suppose I could roll some pennies but F that. I'm lazy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    Hold on there... Somebody is gonna get short changed in this deal. How can 3 guys with 5 legs end up all having 2 legs after the exchanges are done??? Are we getting an extra leg from another member here??? Anyone? Anyone?
    Okay, three guys, five legs total. We will use you as in Y, Ranji as R(age9) and me as M(age 28).

    Y*2(R9+M28) = your answer
    R ( ____________ *3.15)
    M28√ 9*2/5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hutch3637 View Post
    No sorry they don't, only two rolls of pennies strapped on a pigeon. It's how they roll over there. Sorry man. If you send me the money I'll make sure he gets it.
    oh come on, seems that lately, plenty of people from buttfvck Africa are able to send you money orders from their war lord Nigerian uncle's inheritance. Havent you used craigslist before?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    oh come on, seems that lately, plenty of people from buttfvck Africa are able to send you money orders from their war lord Nigerian uncle's inheritance. Havent you used craigslist before?
    Nope, he lives down by the beach thus the narrow roads. Their still building up the infrastructure there. He told me the singletrack is great down there though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hutch3637 View Post
    Okay, three guys, five legs total. We will use you as in Y, Ranji as R(age9) and me as M(age 28).

    Y*2(R9+M28) = your answer
    R ( ____________ *3.15)
    M28√ 9*2/5
    Ah, yes. Got it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hutch3637 View Post
    Okay, three guys, five legs total. We will use you as in Y, Ranji as R(age9) and me as M(age 28).

    Y*2(R9+M28) = your answer
    R ( ____________ *3.15)
    M28√ 9*2/5
    Any experience shipping live-detached human legs? Should I ship overnite with UPS or Fed Ex or USPS???

    Should I mark the box "perishable"?
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    None, but I really want to know the answer to that equation. Eh, UPS around here is pretty dumb so I go with the other two, your pick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hutch3637 View Post
    None, but I really want to know the answer to that equation. Eh, UPS around here is pretty dumb so I go with the other two, your pick.
    You created that equasion and you can't solve it???
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    Quote Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    You created that equasion and you can't solve it???
    Did you mean: equation?

    Yes, but you wanted the answer so solve it and get back to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hutch3637 View Post
    Did you mean: equation?

    Yes, but you wanted the answer so solve it and get back to me.
    Yes, but I have bin mizpelling sum of my werds on purpose...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    Yes, but I have bin mizpelling sum of my werds on purpose...
    We can all see your spelling sucks. What about your math skills?We are all waiting for a solution to that equation.
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    The solushen is EZ. Cut won of Hutch's arms off and use that as a leg.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    We can all see your spelling sucks. What about your math skills?We are all waiting for a solution to that equation.
    My math skills, or lack there of, are even worse. The only thing I am good at is being "me".
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    Quote Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    My math skills, or lack there of, are even worse. The only thing I am good at is being "me".
    And even then, you do it with the kind of lack-lustre conviction that puts Droopy Dog to shame.

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    Quote Originally Posted by monzie View Post
    And even then, you do it with the kind of lack-lustre conviction that puts Droopy Dog to shame.
    Awwww, thanks for the kind words!
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    I was wondering... Do Ranji use a clipless pedal or toe cage ?
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    topless. that's what all mtb girls do. we go ride, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home!

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    Neither its just the spindle.

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    What is he riding?
    26 or 29er?
    Rigid, HT or full squishy?
    Carbon fiber, aluminum, Ti, steel?
    SS or geared? Belt drive with internal hubs?
    Jeep bike?

    Way too much we don't know about this situation. I need to know where my money is going to.
    Is he a parking lot loser?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    What is he riding?
    26 or 29er?
    Rigid, HT or full squishy?
    Carbon fiber, aluminum, Ti, steel?
    SS or geared? Belt drive with internal hubs?
    Jeep bike?

    Way too much we don't know about this situation. I need to know where my money is going to.
    Is he a parking lot loser?
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    No and rides everyday. He lives down by the beach in Namibia, a little bit away from Skeleton Coast park.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hutch3637 View Post
    geared 1x7


    Sram, Shitmano, Suntour or Campy?
    Thumbshifter, trigger or gripshift?

    I'm not sure I trust this guy. He might be one of Koni's boys.
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    if he only has one pedal, then clipless would work. he could make a full circle.
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    Shimano trigger. Kony isn't even close to where he lives.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    Shitmano
    Care to elaborate???

    Are you a Scram, I mean Scam, I mean Sram fan?
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    Here is a picture of him. He told me to say hello to everyone here. Yes, English is their man language down there.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hutch3637 View Post
    Here is a picture of him. He told me to say hello to everyone here. Yes, English is their man language down there.

    Well, that settles it. I can't help him out where his leg is concerned. My left leg is the bad one.

    I kinda like the aura around the area where his arm and leg are supposed to be.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    Well, that settles it. I can't help him out where his leg is concerned. My left leg is the bad one.

    I kinda like the aura around the area where his arm and leg are supposed to be.
    If you knew that's because the sun is shining on that side of him causing it. It's just an optical illusion from the desert.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hutch3637 View Post
    If you knew that's because the sun is shining on that side of him causing it. It's just an optical illusion from the desert.
    Dude! You're ruining my insertion of spiritualism into the scenario!
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    oh thats him? looks like he's doing just fine. i dont think he needs our help
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    oh thats him? looks like he's doing just fine. i dont think he needs our help
    He looks FAST, huh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hutch3637 View Post
    If you knew that's because the sun is shining on that side of him causing it. It's just an optical illusion from the desert.
    Ah, a "mirage"?
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    Ranji say's hello everyone.

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    lol i wonderd how this got brought back
    If you arent bleeding, you arent riding hard enough.
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    Sorry, im out im already helping Ranjis sister jemima build a well, she has no body, just a head from what ive been told..
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    ^^^
    Pics or GTFO!

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    Glad to see the Ranjjj is still "kicking" around these days. Pardon my poor choice of phrasing.

    He must be driving a Bugatti by now, parked in the long driveway of his 10 million dollar mansion in Beverly Hills. Things have got to be looking up for the guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    Glad to see the Ranjjj is still "kicking" around these days. Pardon my poor choice of phrasing.

    He must be driving a Bugatti by now, parked in the long driveway of his 10 million dollar mansion in Beverly Hills. Things have got to be looking up for the guy.
    He's doing good. No Bugatti but he started a fund raiser to get some prosthetic limbs and a Surly Pugsley for the sand. Even rocking a new hat and wardrobe.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hutch3637 View Post
    He's doing good. No Bugatti but he started a fund raiser to get some prosthetic limbs and a Surly Pugsley for the sand. Even rocking a new hat and wardrobe.


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    Wow, that is some red-ass dirt! Perhaps the Ranjjj (rhymes with Gonjjj, LOL!) would be better off on a Sandrail for this sort of stuff?
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    if he only has one pedal, then clipless would work. he could make a full circle.

    Nope. He has a right leg & left pedal
    No moss...

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    Just checking in.... How's 'lil Ranji doing? Has he been able to put his body, ooops, life back together yet???
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    Quote Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    Wow, that is some red-ass dirt! Perhaps the Ranjjj (rhymes with Gonjjj, LOL!) would be better off on a Sandrail for this sort of stuff?
    sandrails are cool, but i'm partial to crawlers/rock racers...

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    He's doing good. Thanks for asking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hutch3637 View Post
    He's doing good. Thanks for asking.
    Any new pics?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    Any new pics?
    None at the moment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hutch3637 View Post
    He's doing good. No Bugatti but he started a fund raiser to get some prosthetic limbs and a Surly Pugsley for the sand. Even rocking a new hat and wardrobe.


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    Well he used to have two legs -- now it looks like he has none. Care to explain?
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