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    Please help me!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Help needed as I'm not sure if I should post this in the e-Bike forum or the Fifty + forum. Either way I wanted to share this ad that keeps popping up for me. Can you even imagine the action you'll from the fairer sex as you pull into your spot at the recreation center? Throw in a handful of viagra and boom! Beastmaster indeed.

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    This ad and product is generationist, "Boomerbeast". I'm offended.

    But will it really get me the chix? If so, all is forgiven.
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    Post it in the Sixty+ forum.
    What, me worry?

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    Slow morning at the office, eh Scott?
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    George could've used that!

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    Maybe posted for the guy that wants a retro-modern bike?
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    Would you ride this gloved or degloved?
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    Make sure you tip your designated assembly-mechanic some beer or cookies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Slow morning at the office, eh Scott?
    That's a sore spot. 7 am flight this morning was delayed an hour as we sat on the tarmac. 2 people complained that they'd miss their upcoming meeting and somehow, someway, the pilot agreed to go back to the gate. WTF?!!?? This led to a further delay, including refueling and a second de-icing. In all I sat on the plane 3 hours before taking off. Those 2 people should be degloved and forced to ride the non-motorized version of the Boomerbest for eternity!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott O View Post
    Help needed as I'm not sure if I should post this in the e-Bike forum or the Fifty + forum. Either way I wanted to share this ad that keeps popping up for me. Can you even imagine the action you'll from the fairer sex as you pull into your spot at the recreation center? Throw in a handful of viagra and boom! Beastmaster indeed.

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    It looks like a beast, by the way. Post it over in 'EBikes...'
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    That would be a great Christmas idea

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    Quote Originally Posted by chuckha62 View Post
    George could've used that!

    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott O View Post
    That's a sore spot. 7 am flight this morning was delayed an hour as we sat on the tarmac. 2 people complained that they'd miss their upcoming meeting and somehow, someway, the pilot agreed to go back to the gate. WTF?!!?? This led to a further delay, including refueling and a second de-icing. In all I sat on the plane 3 hours before taking off. Those 2 people should be degloved and forced to ride the non-motorized version of the Boomerbest for eternity!
    That deserves a free ticket for both of you.
    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lone Rager View Post
    Post it in the Sixty+ forum.
    There is no 60+ forum, but I think that's your point......

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    Quote Originally Posted by chuckha62 View Post
    George could've used that!

    So great!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Finch Platte View Post
    So great!
    Eat hickory.
    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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