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    Peeing in the shower

    Soooo... was debating this with the girlfriend earlier. I stated it's ok to pee in the shower since it gets washed down anyway and she disagreed (quite heartily). What do you all think?
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    There's two kinds of people in this world... People who pee in the shower, and dirty liars...

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    This really puts in perspective how messed up my friends are..

    I had a long conversation with a friend about peeing on people in the shower. Id prefer not to be peed on.

    Peeing in your own shower by yourself? Non issue.. have at it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by One Pivot View Post
    Peeing in your own shower by yourself? Non issue.. have at it.
    Actually, peeing on your feet is the quickest way to get rid of atheletes foot

    Not that I would ever know anything about peeing on myself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by One Pivot View Post
    This really puts in perspective how messed up my friends are..

    I had a long conversation with a friend about peeing on people in the shower. Id prefer not to be peed on.
    The sad thing is that I've been in a group that had the exact same discussion.

    And I think peeing in the shower is ok. Its a fun game of target practice aiming for the drain.

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    I'm all for peeing in the shower.... I do it every morning, waiting for the water to warm up coming out the bathtub spout, water that would be wasted anyways, so why waste a flush too? Turn the hot water on the bathtub spout, pee, once the water is warm, switch the valve to the shower head, and save 3 gallons or whatever on a flush. It's all about efficiency.

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    you DO NOT pee in the shower when your girlfriend is in the shower WITH you. otherwise, fire away.

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    Its okay to pee in the shower, just don't pee
    on your girlfriend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    Actually, peeing on your feet is the quickest way to get rid of atheletes foot

    Not that I would ever know anything about peeing on myself.
    don't pee on jellyfish stings, though...

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    Quote Originally Posted by shekky View Post
    you DO NOT pee in the shower when your girlfriend is in the shower WITH you. otherwise, fire away.
    Suppose I should have clarified that the question was about when you are in the shower alone.
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    Are we just ignoring balls? Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by zeppy View Post
    Suppose I should have clarified that the question was about when you are in the shower alone.
    i was dumb enough to pee in there once when she was with me. she was not pleased...

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    Quote Originally Posted by shekky View Post
    i was dumb enough to pee in there once when she was with me. she was not pleased...
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    Quote Originally Posted by shekky View Post
    I call BS! I have been through a bad jellyfish sting and peed on myself in a freshwater shower with zero pain afterwards. **** science!

    Also I pee on my feet every time I sense
    Athletes foot and it is gone the next day.

    Maybe I just have super piss??
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    Quote Originally Posted by shekky View Post
    you DO NOT pee in the shower when your girlfriend is in the shower WITH you. otherwise, fire away.
    This ^
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    Lol I agree not smart of your lady friend is in there at same time.

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    My wife and I take turns peeing in the shower. Whoever is at the shower head goes first! Lol but I guess we're weird like that

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    Bunch of JackWagons!

    Oh wait, I got shower mixed up with trail, nevermind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by shekky View Post
    you DO NOT pee in the shower when your girlfriend is in the shower WITH you. otherwise, fire away.
    Maybe not with a girlfriend, but if it's your wife I say it's fair game.

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    Second this. Not to mention, it does a number (2?) on the grout.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drummerboy1975 View Post
    Whats not cool is pooping in the shower. It's hell getting it all to go down that little drain hole.
    Try taking a shower with the stomach flu. However im very much positive te cleanup procedure was much easier in the shower than it would have been out of it. Purging is something I wouldnt wish on my worst enemy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mtskibum16 View Post
    Maybe not with a girlfriend, but if it's your wife I say it's fair game.
    Yes sir....sometimes when she's up front and I'm in the back freezing my nuts off, I'll start peeing, then hold it to build up a little back pressure, then BAM I hit her with an upper back/head shot. She doesn't know...I get a little chuckle out of it...it's a win win.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Moosey View Post
    There's two kinds of people in this world... People who pee in the shower, and dirty liars...

    i see you got in on the rep party, welcome. i agree, it saves water.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mtskibum16 View Post
    Maybe not with a girlfriend, but if it's your wife I say it's fair game.
    Nothing wrong with peeing in the shower with your wife AND girlfriend.

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    I pee in the shower and in pools... Go ahead and flame on...


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    i do it daily (. and i do with the girlfriend in the shower as well lol but i 2nd that they are not pleased if you try to pee on them but we both do. :-) saves water and i dont really have to aim
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    S'pose it's better than masturbating in the public library.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moosey View Post
    There's two kinds of people in this world... People who pee in the shower, and dirty liars...
    Exactly

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirt farmer View Post
    S'pose it's better than masturbating in the public library.
    It's not illegal. Just frowned upon.
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    Are we just ignoring balls? Lol

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    Not cool to pee on the wife.... you can pee on her girlfriend tho .

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    i do it. If it hits your leg....whatevs.

    at least its not number 2

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    one time, my then boyfriend was laying in the tub, and i came over and sat on the edge, and we were talking. He started to pee....we both laughed. However, the gut spasms from laughing so hard, caused the pee to accidentally shoot straight up.....right into my laughing mouth.

    dont do this.

    wow, cant believe i just shared that. please dont flag my post!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    one time, my then boyfriend was laying in the tub, and i came over and sat on the edge, and we were talking. He started to pee....we both laughed. However, the gut spasms from laughing so hard, caused the pee to accidentally shoot straight up.....right into my laughing mouth.

    dont do this.

    wow, cant believe i just shared that. please dont flag my post!!!!
    Quoted for truth. Don't worry, no one will flag that
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    topless. that's what all mtb girls do. we go ride, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home!

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy03 View Post
    Yes sir....sometimes when she's up front and I'm in the back freezing my nuts off, I'll start peeing, then hold it to build up a little back pressure, then BAM I hit her with an upper back/head shot. She doesn't know...I get a little chuckle out of it...it's a win win.
    Glad I'm not the only one. I like to pee on her when she's not paying attention. It's all about the little wins

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    My goal is to pee on the wife and see if she can tell. She usually can but it always gives me a good laugh and even better if she just keeps on showering and doesn't notice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drummerboy1975 View Post
    Whats not cool is pooping in the shower. It's hell getting it all to go down that little drain hole.
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    your gf will act grossed out the first time you make her aware that you are urinating on her leg (its hard to get them to notice without telling them). the second time they laugh. third and on they will ignore you. proved true with 2 different gfs. i havent even farted in front of the one i have now so im gonna break the ice with that first. not in the shower though.
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    I pee in the shower all the time. I'm not bothered by girls peeing in the shower either. I keep trying to convince any one of my lady friends to pee on me( you don know you don't know you don't like it 'til you try it) to no avail. Haven't tried the masturbating in public libraries thing; maybe I have a new hobby.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    one time, my then boyfriend was laying in the tub, and i came over and sat on the edge, and we were talking. He started to pee....we both laughed. However, the gut spasms from laughing so hard, caused the pee to accidentally shoot straight up.....right into my laughing mouth.

    dont do this.

    wow, cant believe i just shared that. please dont flag my post!!!!
    Next level money shot.

    I use the shower to do all sorts of things... pee, brush my teeth, shave my face and head, sing "Sailing" by Christopher Cross.

    But farting in the shower seems to amplify the stink power quotient, let alone the noise. Even I, who likes the smell of my own farts, wonder wtf happened to my inner workings when I fart in the shower.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    Next level money shot.

    I use the shower to do all sorts of things... pee, brush my teeth, shave my face and head, sing "Sailing" by Christopher Cross.

    But farting in the shower seems to amplify the stink power quotient, let alone the noise. Even I, who likes the smell of my own farts, wonder wtf happened to my inner workings when I fart in the shower.
    My thought on shower farts exactly.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drummerboy1975 View Post
    Did any see the episode of My Strange Addiction where the lady drinks her own pee? She has cancer and read that Urin Therapy was great for cancer patients.
    Yeah, because something about reingesting excess vitamins, kidney waste and miscellaneous body toxins inhibits uncontrolled cellular growth.

    Shower beers, so good. I normally don't like Hienys that much but one in the shower is fantastical.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    one time, my then boyfriend was laying in the tub, and i came over and sat on the edge, and we were talking. He started to pee....we both laughed. However, the gut spasms from laughing so hard, caused the pee to accidentally shoot straight up.....right into my laughing mouth.

    dont do this.

    wow, cant believe i just shared that. please dont flag my post!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    one time, my then boyfriend was laying in the tub, and i came over and sat on the edge, and we were talking. He started to pee....we both laughed. However, the gut spasms from laughing so hard, caused the pee to accidentally shoot straight up.....right into my laughing mouth.

    dont do this.

    wow, cant believe i just shared that. please dont flag my post!!!!
    Good thing he didn't fart whilst laying on his belly in the bath tub.

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    When i first saw the thread title i thought "meh" but sweet Jeebus this is one funny thread.

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    no problem with this, i do it

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    one time, my then boyfriend was laying in the tub, and i came over and sat on the edge, and we were talking. He started to pee....we both laughed. However, the gut spasms from laughing so hard, caused the pee to accidentally shoot straight up.....right into my laughing mouth.

    dont do this.

    wow, cant believe i just shared that. please dont flag my post!!!!
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    topless. that's what all mtb girls do. we go ride, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home!

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    Quote Originally Posted by zeppy View Post
    Not sure if safe to click.
    Only one way to know
    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    topless. that's what all mtb girls do. we go ride, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home!

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    Quote Originally Posted by David C View Post
    Here's the eye bleach

    Not sure if safe to click.
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    Are we just ignoring balls? Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by zeppy View Post
    Not sure if safe to click.
    +1

    I'm literally scared to click it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drummerboy1975 View Post
    It's safe. Tubgirl is not.



    guess you need it bad, uh ?
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    topless. that's what all mtb girls do. we go ride, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home!

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    It's safe. Tubgirl is not.

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    Gross.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zeppy View Post
    Does anyone remember tubgirl?
    How is it that tubgirl faded into internet obscurity while the goatse is the long reigning internet gross out? (Don't google "goatse")

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    I pee in the shower and I brush my teeth in the shower. Sometimes at the same time.

    Just don't use pee to brush your teeth. Or brush your pee pee.

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    Its sterile and I like the taste

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    Gross.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drummerboy1975 View Post
    What about masturbation in the shower? For us guys it can make for a pretty sticky situation....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Moosey View Post
    There's two kinds of people in this world... People who pee in the shower, and dirty liars...
    The wife caught me peeing in the shower a few years ago. She said it was "disgusting" so I stopped. I wonder what she'd say if she catches me peeing in the kitchen sink.
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    The shower is just a giant toilet with hot, running water.

    I've done a few stealth pees in the shower before, but my wife has some kind of legendary sense of smell and can always notice the odor of urine wafting through the steamy air. And, for some reason, she really really hates when I blast out a festering explosion of ass when we shower together. Our new glass doors really insulate the funk too.

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    I once asked a Jewish friend what the definition of a schmuck was. He said it's a guy who gets out of the shower to go pee in the toilet.
    Zippity do dah...

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    Some of you guys should eat an onion and a plate of asparagus a few hours before showing with your s/o. Talk about smelly!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jackbombay View Post
    How is it that tubgirl faded into internet obscurity while the goatse is the long reigning internet gross out? (Don't google "goatse")
    clearly you havent experienced the goatse wannabe, 1guy1jar.

    go ahead. i dare you.

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    Peeing in the shower is nice, but launching a torpedo in the open sea feels even nicer...it reaches the surface shortly after causing general panic...
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    I heard that if you pee on your feet it kills athletes foot. Lets just say i have not had athletes foot in a long time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guerdonian View Post
    I heard that if you pee on your feet it kills athletes foot. Lets just say i have not had athletes foot in a long time.
    You know, when I read this I though "What the Christ is he on about?" Then followed that with, "Well, it's from my own body. And truth-be-told, my feet are so f-ed up as it is what can it hurt?" So I gave it a go. I gotta say, I didn't have a single flare-up today. Whether it's coincidence, or psychological, or whatever, the piggies are feeling okay.
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    ive been pissing in the shower for so long that its an almost pavlovian response- when the shower spray hits me, the bladder opens and flows.

    i have never had athletes foot in my life.

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    Why do farts smell so much worse in the tub or shower?

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    eh, soap is more cleansing than toilet paper anyway, so why not?

    However, anyone who drinks coffee knows it makes your pee super "stanky". Even after my usual 3-5 sips (caffiene and I are not friends. Acquaintances, perhaps). So peeing in the shower after having coffee just amplifies the "stankness". It just steams up that bad smell and rises up to waft about your face.

    I really just wrote all that so i could write the word "waft". I don't think it's a word that's used enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drummerboy1975 View Post
    Ever get a waft of the rider in front of you's ass? That's a bad waft. Everyone likes there own flavor, but not anothers waft.

    Haha! not so much an "arse" smell, but usually if someone has bad breath I can smell it travelling back. Hwierd. It's awesome if you smell it with your own mouth open. Ick.

    I was told I'm nice to ride behind because i don't smell like an armpit of butt when i start to sweat. Um, thanks?


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    By yourself probably yes. With a partner absolutely not

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    ^^You're crazy, the best part about showering with someone is getting to pee on them.

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    Does anyone else find that swimming in public pools gets rid of athletes foot?



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    Quote Originally Posted by jackbombay View Post
    Does anyone else find that swimming in public pools gets rid of athletes foot?


    You swim in public pools ? Disgusting
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    topless. that's what all mtb girls do. we go ride, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guerdonian View Post
    I heard that if you pee on your feet it kills athletes foot. Lets just say i have not had athletes foot in a long time.
    Totally works....I had some starting a few days ago...lets just say it's cleared up already!

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    Smile

    I not only pee in the shower with and on my wife in there, I love making her gag from the smell of flagulent ass gasses, but the best is when she is in the shower I open the curtain and pee on her from the shower door. Save water and laugh, thats conservation.

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    just peed in the shower. figured i had to tell everybody. it was amazing
    fap

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    feels as though a whole new world of opportunity has opened up before you, doesnt it?
    If you arent bleeding, you arent riding hard enough.
    http://about.me/bigterry

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    I don't need sex. My life fvcks me daily.

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    rule #1 of dorm life (with shared shower)
    Pee on your feet in the shower or you will get athlete's foot.

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    Let it flow

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    The question is, when you do pee in the shower do you shake?

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    What is the problem with it? The Brazillian goverment even promotes it, There is nothing wrong it, And you save the enviroment with it too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wasmachineman NL View Post
    What is the problem with it? The Brazillian goverment even promotes it, There is nothing wrong it, And you save the enviroment with it too.
    haha what?
    If you arent bleeding, you arent riding hard enough.
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    Save the environment by not flushing a toilet. No need to shake in th shower just let it wash off

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    Its tricky how pro road bike riders can pee while riding in the pack with out losing a place.
    Just hang it out,get er done and keep going. Racing is racing.

    (Most chicks like the attention of being peed on in the shower.)

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    we had the discussion after the missus was showering with both kids, they both peed practiculary at the same time, missus went off, but both answered that "daddy said we could"

    i do it for the athletes foot reason
    always mad and usually drunk......

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    Apparently this is a testy subject and further review is necessary.
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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