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    Parking Lot WINNERS!!!

    Fcuk yeah, I'm a winner. Some dude asked me what time it was and I put him in a figure four leg lock just for wearing a green hat.

    Facebook IPO? My LIFE goes IPO tomorrow and it's going to make a lot of people rich, most notably, me. Did I say rich? I meant fcuking filthy $1000/night whore rich.

    I'm still Dion from the block, homies.

    Post how you WIN.

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    Suckin wind like a boss
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    I dont live in moms basement- I live in the big room above the garage, yo!
    If you arent bleeding, you arent riding hard enough.
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    Picking up milfs and cougars FTW.
    Yip yip yip nope nope nope

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    REALLY?
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    What did I win?

    Had a great ride today, saw a Doe with two baby Fawns on the way up the mountain...on the way down I blew by some guy wearing spandex kit and a fancy new bike and helmet (I has old bikes, wore jeans, tank top, ugg boots - no helmet). I got to watch the eclipse through my friends welding helmet, smoked some good herb, eat some tuna-helper.

    Today was a good day.
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    I didn't do sh!t today.... Win!

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    I hiked a little over 4 miles today and averaged just under a mile per hour!

    In my defense, I was hiking with my kids, 5 and 2 years old.

    Still a good day though.
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    Parking Lot WINNING!!!

    Its all Shits and Giggles until somebody Giggles and Shits

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    The heck?

    I rode a new skateboard around parking lot and did not fall.
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    I mannaged to fart this morning with no follow through after eating spicy chilli con carne last night. WIN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jeffgothro View Post
    What did I win?

    Had a great ride today, saw a Doe with two baby Fawns on the way up the mountain...on the way down I blew by some guy wearing spandex kit and a fancy new bike and helmet (I has old bikes, wore jeans, tank top, ugg boots - no helmet). I got to watch the eclipse through my friends welding helmet, smoked some good herb, eat some tuna-helper.

    Today was a good day.
    some much win in this post!

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    see me rollin, they hatin
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    still haven't gotten accidentally pregnant yet.

    WIN!

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    I ride with people who don't care how much money you make, what clothes you're wearing, or what bike you're riding. That is all WIN.

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    Sweep the leg!
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    Hookers and blow after a road ride!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caffeine Powered View Post
    Hookers and blow after a road ride!

    ...for free FTW.

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    I decided against an open marriage! Win.
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    I woke up alive. Win!

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    got a b*tch preggers #WINNING!

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    I was supposed to mow the lawn today,right before I went out to do it I said F*** it and took a nap instead.

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    I told my sh*thead boss that I f*cking quit.

    Good thing I got another job lined up.
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    Woke up this morning, wasn't kidnapped by Kony. WIN!
    Yip yip yip nope nope nope

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    My fancy-ass SRAM Rival road bike now has two ratios. 50/19 and 34/19.

    How many do you really need?? Booyah!
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    Colonel Mustard, in the conservatory, with a lead pipe.... WIN!!

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    Formerly a 8-12 cup a day of regular coffee. Down to one cup of decaf in the morning. WIN for my heart and hypertension.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    Formerly a 8-12 cup a day of regular coffee. Down to one cup of decaf in the morning. WIN for my heart and hypertension.
    Haven't you heard?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jeffgothro View Post
    what did i win?

    Had a great ride today, saw a doe with two baby fawns on the way up the mountain...on the way down i blew by some guy wearing spandex kit and a fancy new bike and helmet (i has old bikes, wore jeans, tank top, ugg boots - no helmet). I got to watch the eclipse through my friends welding helmet, smoked some good herb, eat some tuna-helper.

    Today was a good day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by codyh12345 View Post
    I didn't do sh!t today.... Win!
    if thats a win, then this guy is a much bigger winner - http://forums.mtbr.com/off-camber-of...on-789788.html
    Its all Shits and Giggles until somebody Giggles and Shits

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    Old married guy win.

    My older kid got out of school today, now they can watch the little ones so I can go ride any damn time I want.

    It's all about the small victories.

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    I dd what you see there.
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    I had a simple but awesome win.

    Went to the trailer for the Victoria Day long weekend. Decided to do some fishing in the river that boarders the park. I was standing in the middle of the river casting away and I heard some guys up stream making a bit of a commotion and pointing up. When I looked up there was a Bald Eagle flying around and he swooped down and snagged a fish out of the river and then flew away.

    The awesome part (to me anyways) is that it's only like the second or third time in my life that I have (consciously) seen a "wild" Bald Eagle in a natural habitat. Being Canadian, I've seen lots of wildlife, and eagles, hawks and vultures, but Bald Eagles, in spite of the reports that their numbers in our area have been increasing over the last several years, are still quite elusive.

    I just wish I didn't leave my cell-phone on shore so I could have snagged a few pictures or a video of it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    if thats a win, then this guy is a much bigger winner - http://forums.mtbr.com/off-camber-of...on-789788.html
    I already pooped twice this morning.

    #WINNING!

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    Bong hitting dank skunk buds, drunk on a 12 pack, watching "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"....

    EPIC!!!!!
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