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    The Official Rats Ass Rendition Thread...

    As in I don't give a "Rats Ass"
    Give your best drawing [rendition] of a Rats Ass. After a few deminstrations I (we) Hawg and I came up with this. If you can do better please demonstrate.

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    Two ears a snout looking to the left with two "beady" eyes, an ass and a tail. Can you do better? Edit: Or if a "Rats Ass" isn't in your repertoire draw up what is and tell us what it is, and we will be the judge.
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    That's about the closest thing I could come up with......
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    Looks more like the cats ass to me.

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    ^ nice bunghole!

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    Thanks, I get that a lot.

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    8============D---- ( thats all i got.....
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....:cool:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    8============D---- ( thats all i got.....
    Hey if that's all you got we won't hold it against you. Come to think of it even if you had more we still wouldn't hold it against you.
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    this thread \m/ > < \m/ !!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 53119 View Post
    this thread \m/ > < \m/ !!!!!
    Ummm is confusing?
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Mine kind of looks like a dead bunny
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Ummm is confusing?
    sorry, dj. am not so good with the symbol art. trying to do rocknroll devil horns and intense eyes...translation - this rocks!

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    From behind, pooping:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    8============D---- ( thats all i got.....
    and you got a ring stuck on that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 53119 View Post
    sorry, dj. am not so good with the symbol art. trying to do rocknroll devil horns and intense eyes...translation - this rocks!
    Now that you explain it I see it. The intense eyes need a lottle work though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    8============D---- ( thats all i got.....
    Your testicles are a bit on the small side, mate. But I'll bet there's a drug for that. And damn, that thing's got one heck of a head on it!

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    This what I get when I hit my escape key...


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    This thread wins on many levels . . . .
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    This thread is worthy of pos rep to all who made the effort to be creative. Let the green chicklets fly!

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    Huh.... I never ever gave it much thought, the appearance of a rats a$$.... I'm thinking out loud here that we gotta lotta rat's a$$ f*ckers around the OC.

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    The best I could come up with;

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    The ridiculousness of cycling clothes increase exponentially in relation to the distance from your bicycle.

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    Ha,ha some good stuff boys and girls, I knew when I posted this it had potential. The Rat Patrol is out in full force.
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Great thread! This brings back memories of what the OC once was. Hopefully we can regain some of that that fun again. I know I for one will frequent more often if thats the case. Alright so here we go, my rats ass rendition.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
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    Ha,ha now that is funny. I give it a 10 on the bunny scale.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bedwards1000 View Post
    Thanks, I get that a lot.
    Good comeback!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Sorry, all I could find on the interwebs was this cat's ass.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by dirt farmer View Post
    Sorry, all I could find on the interwebs was this cat's ass.....


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    Damn how would you like to wake up next to someone with that gem of a tat every morning.
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    Let's not forget the monkey's ass tattoo.

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    what if they had an 'outie'?
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    Okay, I'll play..

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    Hemorrhoids?

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    Buwahahahaha - no maybe it's clingons!

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    Quote Originally Posted by askibum02 View Post
    Let's not forget the monkey's ass tattoo.

    LOL You should know I find monkey's (as well as goats, chickens, dogs, cats, sheep) adorable.

    I have been practicing... but all my keyboard animals seem to look like bunny's... maybe I have a new focus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    LOL You should know I find monkey's (as well as goats, chickens, dogs, cats, sheep) adorable.

    I have been practicing... but all my keyboard animals seem to look like bunny's... maybe I have a new focus.

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    or maybe it's a cat?
    Some cute Rats there Judy.
    A+ in the bunny department.
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    Dang! It looked good before it aligned itself!!! Back to the drawing board...
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    Dorks.

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    This thread is really bringing out some artistic talent.

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    Don't remember if I've seen this one.

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    Sorry that's all I've got.

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    Quote Originally Posted by askibum02 View Post
    Don't remember if I've seen this one.

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    Sorry that's all I've got.
    Or if we ever want to see it again.
    Actually it's not bad…umm it is a side view of a rat right.
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    OK, here we go... this before self-align!


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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    OK, here we go... this before self-align!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Danger View Post
    You took a pic? Dork.
    "dork noun 1 the penis US, 1961. 2 a socially inept, unfashionable, harmless person US, 1964."

    You calling me a penis?!? It must be so, cos I am def not socially inept, unfashionable or even harmless!!! I mean, just this morning I tripped over my flares as I was hurrying to avoid an acquaintance in the supermarket, and I fell into a stack of baked bean cans that toppled onto a small child, breaking his arm...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Danger View Post
    You took a pic? Dork.
    no the dork would have used the screen shot wait that would be the nerd carry on
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    I mean, just this morning I tripped over my flares as I was hurrying to avoid an acquaintance in the supermarket, and I fell into a stack of baked bean cans that toppled onto a small child, breaking his arm...
    That was you? I saw that. That was awesome, especially when you kept begging the kid to quit crying and offered him a can of beans to shut-up. I told everybody about you at work. There's this one fine hotty there I like, she's an actuary, and I told her 3 different times how much I wished I could be as cool as the beans guy at the grocery store. Then I asked her out. She said no, and to be smooth about it, I told her I'd sweeten the deal with a can of beans. She reported me to HR.

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    Plus RockerC, that's cheating anyway. We could all make something worth looking at "before" the alignment. It's "after" the alignment that's the challenge. I give you a 10 in the enthusiasm department though.
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    Alignment, schmalignment! I don't give a The Official Rats Ass Rendition Thread...-ratsass.jpg
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    You guys are working waaaaaay too hard on this project.

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    Ha,ha some creative stuff going on here.

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    This is my best attempt, I put more thought into how this should look than I probably should have...:

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    Quote Originally Posted by meyer378 View Post
    This is my best attempt, I put more thought into how this should look than I probably should have...:

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    EDIT: Think I finally got it to look like something...
    Is that a naked termite? As apposed to one with clothes.
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    EDIT: This is a clothed termite.. as seen by the suit and tie..

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    _____^
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    I think I can speak for the majority by saying thanks for covering him up. After all this is a family show.
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    A Rats ass legs and tail and that's the best I got.

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    View from behind. Sure, it needs more detail, but i dont give a......

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigRingGrinder View Post
    View from behind. Sure, it needs more detail, but i dont give a......

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    What on Gods green earth is that ^^^?
    Is it a naked Bumble Bee with a bad moon rising.
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    Hmmm, Cartman pushing over a table?!?
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    Makes sense to me.

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    A Rats ass with a ring on the tail.
    "If like it ya better put a ring on it".
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    I saw a guy wearing this T-shirt the other day. Of course I immediately thought of this thread. So I googled rats ass t-shirt and .....bam there it was. Just needed to share it with you all. I DON'T GIVE A RATS ASS T-SHIRT
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    I've been practicing and thought it was time for my debut.


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    what were you working on that for 4 months geez man ya need to ride more:d


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    As I said, I don't give a rat's ass about this thread, dead or alive!
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    That's a mouse...^^^… (Y)
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    That's a mouse...^^^… (Y)
    Mice are just "baby rats"

    Rats are just "baby opossums"

    Opossums are just baby Hawgs....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Mice are just "baby rats"

    Rats are just "baby opossums"

    Opossums are just baby Hawgs....
    Well that's the beauty of not giving a rats ass. Because I don't give a rat's ass that you don't give a rat's ass about this thread. One rat's ass does not rat's ass another make. (Y)
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    Well since a friend of a moderator (tongue in cheek) suggested I place my rendition of a rat's ass here

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    I think The Yeti came up with the perfect simplified RAR [Rats Ass Rendition].
    So we need to put this to a vote. If you think this is the one let us know and if not and you suggest a better one let us know. The RAR award is at stake here and we need to award it the the best possible example.
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    It could a lot of different animals asses. Could be a horse, a mouse, a fox,...

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    I vote for Yetti's rendition. Simple and effective.

    this thread is full of win. I was cracking up the whole time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    ╭∩╮( º.º )╭∩╮ < Huh what did you say..
    Now that's a masterpiece.

    Oh, btw DJ, I believe I deserve partial credit for this thread because it was my senseless posting about the origin of chicken and waffles Lay's potato chips that inspired you to debut your first rat's behind. Correct me if I'm wrong.

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    Prison rat's ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Danger View Post
    Now that's a masterpiece.

    Oh, btw DJ, I believe I deserve partial credit for this thread because it was my senseless posting about the origin of chicken and waffles Lay's potato chips that inspired you to debut your first rat's behind. Correct me if I'm wrong.
    I don't recall that being my inspiration. But I could be wrong,as you know from the O.C. age poll I'm right up there in the 46 and beyond crowd.
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    I don't recall that being my inspiration.
    Maybe not then, but someday my senseless posting is going to amount to not much.

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    freeballin' it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
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    All Ii could see was "ole" saggy butt. Apparently an overweight rat.
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    Ha,ha with a tattoo on the right cheek saying "tones was here".
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    Re: The Official Rats Ass Rendition Thread...

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    Well it looks like we're coming up on the 1 year anniversary of the Rats Ass Symbol (Y). Anybody care to add a better rendition is so we can cement it into OC law.
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    I think AZ's (now posthumous) offering (with suitable kudos to Yetti):

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    It calls attention to the business quite suitably I think...
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Try typing that!
    Well let's see it...
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    It's right above that post, in code tags.

    Without the code tags, the forum software wanted to "help" my post by removing all of those 'unneccessary' spaces.
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    It's right above that post, in code tags.

    Without the code tags, the forum software wanted to "help" my post by removing all of those 'unneccessary' spaces.
    Ya see, I woulda jus took a pic an posted it...
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    Oh wait! I did already!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    Ya see, I woulda jus took a pic an posted it...
    I was gonna do that, then I remembered about the 'code' tags.

    Nice one, BTW, except at the top it kinda looks more like a bunny than a rat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    I was gonna do that, then I remembered about the 'code' tags.

    Nice one, BTW, except at the top it kinda looks more like a bunny than a rat.
    You mean the Ratbit part?
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    Speaking of ASCII art, this one I always thought was kinda cool....







    For context, check about 3:20 into this video....


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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Speaking of ASCII art, this one I always thought was kinda cool....





    For context, check about 3:20 into this video....


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    Oh boy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Speaking of ASCII art, this one I always thought was kinda cool....
    For context, check about 3:20 into this video....


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    Are you kidding me today is the one year anniversary of the "I don't give a Rats (Y) " symbol. And we have still yet cemented the final version for future OC'ers. >>>> bring on any new versions ASAP.
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    Looks like a real life rendition to me.
    Courtesy of Targniks neighbors cat.
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    With all the stick figure talk lately this thread seems appropriate to a bump.

    The Official Rats Ass Rendition Thread...
    As in I don't give a "Rats Ass"
    Give your best drawing [rendition] of a Rats Ass. After a few deminstrations I (we) Hawg and I came up with this. If you can do better please demonstrate.

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    Two ears a snout looking to the left with two "beady" eyes, an ass and a tail. Can you do better? Edit: Or if a "Rats Ass" isn't in your repertoire draw up what is and tell us what it is, and we will be the judge.
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    Yeah, that doesn't work for me. Just looks like a bunch of punctuation marks.

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    ^^
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    mine looks more like a fox

    Edit: it gets all messed up when you send it.
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    here's a nice rats ass, if you like creepy human hands

    The Official Rats Ass Rendition Thread...-rat.jpg

    looks like someone beat you to it though. balloon knot and all.

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    What, exactly, is this thread really about?

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    Punctuation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    What, exactly, is this thread really about?
    "it's a show about nothing."
    Rigid SS 29er
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    Stop asking how much it weighs and just go ride it.

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    deejay! (said with two clinched fists held in front of chest)
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    I si

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    I si backwards is I.
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    I si backwards is I.
    Sea, yes it is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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