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    The official O/C RANT THREAD

    Go ahead, let it all out if it helps. Tell us how you really feel. Don't be shy, let 'er fly!

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    Just to kick things off ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Go ahead, let it all out if it helps. Tell us how you really feel. Don't be shy, let 'er fly!
    I already did that this morning, after my cup of coffee.
    Sometimes, I question the value of my content.

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    Here's something. My wife says she got the most expensive gasoline bill ever, a whopping $155.

    Why is that funny to me? Glad you asked... I drive all over hell for a living, to each of my accounts. My average gasoline bill each month is $450-$500.

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    So I can rant about anything? I'm still upset that my bike that was given to me by a great fellow MTBR member was stolen. And the fact that I still can't afford a decent bike. One of these days maybe.
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    Sorry, I got nothin'. I beat cancer AND I ride a mountain bike. Life is perfect.
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    You may be happy to hear that my dad has kicked cancer's ass. Now he's looking for whoever sent it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    . I drive all over hell for a living,:
    So do I .. 7,000 miles last month ...
    Ive had my truck a year... it's at 39,400 and change.

    how come we're not carpooling ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishbucket View Post
    So do I .. 7,000 miles last month ...
    Ive had my truck a year... it's at 39,400 and change.

    how come we're not carpooling ?
    Wow, where the heck did you go?

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    I drive a farkload too . . . I've put about 4K miles on my ride over the last 8.5 months. Brutal!
    Alcohol may lead nowhere, but it sure is the scenic route!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007 View Post
    I drive a farkload too . . . I've put about 4K miles on my ride over the last 8.5 months. Brutal!
    poor baby

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007 View Post
    I drive a farkload too . . . I've put about 4K miles on my ride over the last 8.5 months. Brutal!
    Farkload must be somewhere between a little, and sort of some.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Wow, where the heck did you go?
    I was going from Petaluma to Rancho Cordova ( Sac) almost everyday, with a few trips to Pleasanton , San Bruno and SF for good measure.

    I don't "go to work" without driving for at least an hour...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishbucket View Post
    I was going from Petaluma to Rancho Cordova ( Sac) almost everyday, with a few trips to Pleasanton , San Bruno and SF for good measure.

    I don't "go to work" without driving for at least an hour...
    Well I hope your ride get's somewhat decent MPGs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007 View Post
    I drive a farkload too . . . I've put about 4K miles on my ride over the last 8.5 months. Brutal!
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    poor baby
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    Farkload must be somewhere between a little, and sort of some.
    And about 1K of those miles include a trip to Vegas and a trip to Mammoth! Maybe next month I'll hit 5K!
    Alcohol may lead nowhere, but it sure is the scenic route!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Well I hope your ride get's somewhat decent MPGs?
    Even better.. it comes with a gas card ...

    20 mpg average in w F-150 and a V6.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishbucket View Post
    Even better.. it comes with a gas card ...
    Hmm? Mine comes with two, but I have to pay the damned things off every month!

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    Oh why bother, no one understands me
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    its like 100 degrees in my apartment. at 12:40. sleeping should be fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by b-kul View Post
    its like 100 degrees in my apartment. at 12:40. sleeping should be fun.
    Sleep naked with fans blowing directly on you. I'm trying really hard not to get a visual...

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    There's another "Doping" thread in the OC...

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    I tried ranting in the OC once. Didn't go very well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Here's something. My wife says she got the most expensive gasoline bill ever, a whopping $155.

    Why is that funny to me? Glad you asked... I drive all over hell for a living, to each of my accounts. My average gasoline bill each month is $450-$500.
    Like $940 in 11 days, to Chicago and back, to pick up my trailer. Better than about $4000 to have it delivered/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    There's another "Doping" thread in the OC...
    why did some knucklehead think posting such a useless POS thread was something worth discussion?? some peoples kids.

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    I don't want to be at work today. -end rant...
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    My neighbor lady might be ranting today.... the one that complained about me using my sander.

    My wife's friend from NC, has been visiting with us the past week. over the weekend we've been going to Monterey, Ft. Bragg ( Glass Beach ) and yesterday they went to Yosemite.
    Each of those trips they been coming in and using the garage door to park the car around 11 pm.. the garage door opener is right under her bedroom. And it's a heavy wood door and really bangs around on the floor. ( she's made a comment, to not go in the garage before 9am or after 8pm...)

    Cant wait to see what she tells the wife, if she sees her today.
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    My lazy neighbor lives less than a quarter mile from their parents and drive there.

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    ^ glad it's your neighbor.

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    You know what i hate, fekkers that listen to loud music and inflict everybody else to their shite, they need a serious uppercut, id say they are boarder line sociopaths.
    These grubs that listen to their music so loud that every house in the street can hear it, and they think they are in the right to do it, its the height of selfishness, if they where put up against a wall and shot the world would be a better place in an instant.

    theres my rant.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    You know what i hate, fekkers that listen to loud music and inflict everybody else to their shite, they need a serious uppercut, id say they are boarder line sociopaths.
    These grubs that listen to their music so loud that every house in the street can hear it, and they think they are in the right to do it, its the height of selfishness, if they where put up against a wall and shot the world would be a better place in an instant.

    theres my rant.
    Cadel's piss poor Tour is really getting you all stressed out Tone's

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    If Cadel was doing better in the Tour things wouldn't seem so bad.
    LOL, Cadels days are over as far as the tour goes, he needs to quit and go out with his head held high.
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....:cool:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    LOL, Cadels days are over as far as the tour goes, he needs to quit and go out with his head held high.
    Or stick to one day classics, Cuddles is a good guy and class-act.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    You know what i hate, fekkers that listen to loud music and inflict everybody else to their shite, they need a serious uppercut, id say they are boarder line sociopaths.
    These grubs that listen to their music so loud that every house in the street can hear it, and they think they are in the right to do it, its the height of selfishness, if they where put up against a wall and shot the world would be a better place in an instant.

    theres my rant.
    Find out where the punks live, and knife all 4 tires... they won't be driving anywhere near your place for a while with their obnoxious music, if you can even call it that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    You know what i hate, fekkers that listen to loud music and inflict everybody else to their shite, they need a serious uppercut, id say they are boarder line sociopaths.
    These grubs that listen to their music so loud that every house in the street can hear it, and they think they are in the right to do it, its the height of selfishness, if they where put up against a wall and shot the world would be a better place in an instant.

    theres my rant.
    fuggin eah mate!!

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    What did you say Tones?? I can't hear you over my awesome loud music.
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    I must spread more rep first, sodak..

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    It's darn hot and I am suppose to be working outside.
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    I hate getting my eyes dilated because I can't see $hit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nwbikur View Post
    I hate getting my eyes dilated because I can't see $hit.
    You're right, you missed the s and hit the $.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nwbikur View Post
    I hate getting my eyes dilated because I can't see $hit.
    Great time for a night ride, you'd be able to see like a cat in the dark.

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    I worked from 7am - 9:30pm today. I'm too tired to rant. Sorry.

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    its still hot. taking the advice of the oc and sleeping naked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by b-kul View Post
    its still hot. taking the advice of the oc and sleeping naked.
    just don't take any pics

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
    You're right, you missed the s and hit the $.
    ^ this cracked me up... Thanks!! hahaha....
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    You know what i hate, fekkers that listen to loud music and inflict everybody else to their shite, they need a serious uppercut, id say they are boarder line sociopaths.
    These grubs that listen to their music so loud that every house in the street can hear it, and they think they are in the right to do it, its the height of selfishness, if they where put up against a wall and shot the world would be a better place in an instant.

    theres my rant.
    What about the one's who knowlingly do it to in the hopes that it will drive others mad and piss them off intensely? That's the sort of thing I would do.

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    The wheels on that new Specialized Fat Bike do not look like 29er size so I'm not buying one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    I worked from 7am - 9:30pm today. I'm too tired to rant. Sorry.
    Why such a short day? Slacker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by b-kul View Post
    its still hot. taking the advice of the oc and sleeping naked.
    A naked walk around the neighborhood after dark should help to keep you cool also. It's a perfect time to look in the neighbors windows.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
    A naked walk around the neighborhood after dark should help to keep you cool also. It's a perfect time to look in the neighbors windows.
    ^LMFAO!!!!

    Free ballin' it is always a good way to go anywhere, anytime...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    ^LMFAO!!!!

    Free ballin' it is always a good way to go anywhere, anytime...
    And a way to initiate conversation with those you may pass while out walking.

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    Today was, oh heck, this week (so far) has been one of those weeks.... There was trouble at every work stop today requiring extra time to fix stuff, causing me to be late to my next appt, and forcing me to go parts shopping with the time I already do not have since I'm behind sched from all the sh!t that keeps going wrong in the first place.

    Is that a good assessment of a "vicious circle"???

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    Hawg, although our respective methods of generating grocery money are completely different, it sounds as if we have the same exact job.

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    My "Rant-A-Way" I hate when a thread is upwards of 30 page's or more, and dormant for several month's. Then out of the blue it get's bumped. So I open it and go directly to the end of the last page looking for the latest post. Fock it's not there. Now I have to back page some twenty pages to find out someones neighbor has a barking dog. Rant out!
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    What I hate, is when someone says on one thread that they are going to another thread to rant, and it takes them 25 minutes to get there. What the hell'd you do, take the bus??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
    What I hate, is when someone says on one thread that they are going to another thread to rant, and it takes them 25 minutes to get there. What the hell'd you do, take the bus??
    Ha,ha actually I had a,bowl of ice cream and watched an episode of Storage Wars.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Ha,ha actually I had a,bowl of ice cream and watched an episode of Storage Wars.
    Ice cream!!!! I just knew that you and I think alike!!

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    Heck, I was so ranted out from today's BS at work that I took my daughter out to get Oreo Cookie Shakes at Jack in the box. I got a large and she got a medium. When I finished mine, I finished the rest of hers because she'd had enough. I'm gonna have to run for the toilet any moment now...wait for it, wait for it,....

    That what I call "rerantification"!!!

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    Knocking back a couple ginormous mango cherry popsicles, then off to bed. Nothing like sleeping on a belly full of sugar to keep you lean and mean.

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    The official O/C RANT THREAD

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    I'm still pissed that I don't have my own follow car for rides. I ran out of water today with an hour left to ride, at the bottom of a hard climb that I had to ride to get home, and nowhere to get water. That wouldn't have happened if I had a follow car.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishbucket View Post
    My neighbor lady might be ranting today.... the one that complained about me using my sander.

    My wife's friend from NC, has been visiting with us the past week. over the weekend we've been going to Monterey, Ft. Bragg ( Glass Beach ) and yesterday they went to Yosemite.
    Each of those trips they been coming in and using the garage door to park the car around 11 pm.. the garage door opener is right under her bedroom. And it's a heavy wood door and really bangs around on the floor. ( she's made a comment, to not go in the garage before 9am or after 8pm...)

    Cant wait to see what she tells the wife, if she sees her today.
    It's stuff like this where I go
    why live where someone's place is attached to yours?
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bro View Post
    I'm still pissed that I don't have my own follow car for rides. I ran out of water today with an hour left to ride, at the bottom of a hard climb that I had to ride to get home, and nowhere to get water. That wouldn't have happened if I had a follow car.

    I'm pissed that I come to the O.C. and find a post with bike content. I could deal with it if it was a mountain bike post and not a road bike post. Just joking, sorry I have insomnia.
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    Quote Originally Posted by highdelll View Post
    why live where someone's place is attached to yours?
    There's a long, old landlord story, where the new wife of said landlord was a money grubber that wanted to exploit my awesome talent of a Carpenter/ Car, Truck, Motorhome Mechanic/Landscaper/Plumber/Painter for 9 years, then hate my wife and cause issues that lead to them having a meltdown in their motorhome in my driveway blaming my wife for why they are giving us 60 days notice to move out...( I have the video of said blowup where they went kook coo and he tried to push me down the motorhome stairs to hurt me at the end. )

    I was in a rush to find a place to live, beside the street in a tent.... and I have one mighty fine tent too !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bro View Post
    I'm still pissed that I don't have my own follow car for rides. I ran out of water today with an hour left to ride, at the bottom of a hard climb that I had to ride to get home, and nowhere to get water. That wouldn't have happened if I had a follow car.
    Best places to get water out in the country, I found, are cemeteries (especially older ones) and churches. There's usually a spigot available.

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    YOU KNOW WHAT I DONT LIKE.

    KNICKERBOCKER 3/4 pants on guys, its very camp, and looks ridiculous, and put them together with flat sole converse style sailor shoes and its just AN OUTRAGE.
    Then if the bloke has one of those haircuts that looks like a swirl, we are getting in dangerous territory, its flirting with batting for the other team, not that theres anything wrong with that.
    But what happened to the days when men where men and not men trying to be chicks, the worlds gone mad.
    IM SICK OF METROSEXUALS, they are destroying man kind.

    Wheres the handlebar tash's gone, wheres the facial hair, bad BO, mans boots, diving watches, unkept hair, WHERES THE WIFE BEATER SINGLETS GONE, THATS WHAT REAL MEN WEAR, wheres the neck and forarm tatt's gone, are the fisherman and hunters a dying breed?

    IM SICK OF THE METROS AND HIPSTERS, Bunch of losers i recon.

    OUTLAW 3/4 PANTS ON MEN, THEY ARE DESTROYING THE GENE POOL THESE BLOKES.
    OUTLAW FLAT SOLE SHOES FASION SHOES, LEAVE THEM FOR THE MARDI GRAS.
    OUTLAW PERFUME AND BODY CARE PRODUCTS ON MEN
    OUTLAW ANY HAIR PRODUCT IN MENS HAIR.
    OUTLAW MEN DOING THEIR HAIR AND GOING TO BARBERS, BUT SHAVING THE PUBIC AREA IS OK.

    Ive had enough with metrosexuals, ARE YOU WITH ME MTBR?
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    And while im at it, i hate twitter, its for twits....
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    Tone's, for being able to straight out say things without fear of consequence - you're my new bro-hero.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flyin_W View Post
    Tone's, for being able to straight out say things without fear of consequence - you're my new bro-hero.
    Piss-off to those who whine, or disagree.

    PC is for puussy's! & Joke 'em if they can't take a Fuuck!
    LOL, Cheers mate, im with you buddy, you and i can take em all on, ''PC is for pussies'' never a truer word spoken....And so is religion for that matter
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    .And so is religion for that matter.
    that ain't true....

    You ever heard, Eye for an Eye ?

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    Hawg, although our respective methods of generating grocery money are completely different, it sounds as if we have the same exact job.
    I think Hawg get's paid piece work when the sh*t hits the fan for him, though...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
    A naked walk around the neighborhood after dark should help to keep you cool also. It's a perfect time to look in the neighbors windows.
    So that's what Nicole heard banging up on the second story of her place last week, just outside her window.

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    i've come to the realization there's not much you like tones......is that a fair statement??

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    that ain't true....

    You ever heard, Eye for an Eye ?
    i'm in on this cacamamie stuff too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nvphatty View Post
    i've come to the realization there's not much you like tones......is that a fair statement??
    LOL, no i dont like that statement
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....:cool:

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    i've come to the realization there's not much you like tones......is that a fair statement??
    I think we're all like him. He just had his filter fall off. We all think what he says. He's our collective thoughts in writing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    LOL, Cheers mate, im with you buddy, you and i can take em all on, ''PC is for pussies'' never a truer word spoken....And so is religion for that matter
    Dude, I've hunted, I've fished, I've freeballed, I've balled for free, but cut me some slack on one item, I do like my mtn bike riding Knickers. I'm sorry, it is what it is, I'm not PC either. Metrosexual sounds somewhat ghey, what is it? Neutered men?

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    Tone's likes to hunt, to fish, to fart, to belch, to smell BO manly from a good days work, and to toss one off when he can't sleep... sounds like the universal male to me. He probably took a forked piss first thing this am too, and missed the bowl. He's the kind of guy to scratch or adjust his junk in mixed company, because he can, and because he's not shy. Chicks dig him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boyonadyke View Post
    Dude, I've hunted, I've fished, I've freeballed, I've balled for free, but cut me some slack on one item, I do like my mtn bike riding Knickers. I'm sorry, it is what it is, I'm not PC either. Metrosexual sounds somewhat ghey, what is it? Neutered men?
    LOL a metrosexual is a term we have here for new age city boys, very concerned about what they look like, how they dress, they spend more time than a chick getting ready to go out, most are obsessed with their hair, basically they have shunned all manly things and are part woman.
    They are into being politically correct, they hang out in cafe's, they ROLL THEIR LITTLE TIGHT PANTS UP past the ankle, which is an outrage to man kind in itself, and wear little loafer style flat shoes.

    This is the thread for rants, and im not letting them get away with it lol.
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    YOU KNOW WHAT FREAKS ME OUT, Women with hairy legs, and hair on their pubic area, its just an outrage, we are not living in 500BC......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    YOU KNOW WHAT FREAKS ME OUT, Women with hairy legs, and hair on their pubic area, its just an outrage, we are not living in 500BC......
    You know what freaks me out is the anticipation of what you're going to say next.
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    crossing the line now. Try to avoid being misogynistic and homophobic before this thread ends up in the crapper, please.

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    I think we're all like him. He just had his filter fall off. We all think what he says. He's our collective thoughts in writing.
    naaaaaaa his filter is clogged and his sh*t got backed up is all.......now it's flowin free once again.

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    LOL, no i dont like that statement
    good now send me cookies ya lame fuggah!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    You know what freaks me out is the anticipation of what you're going to say next.
    maybe something along the lines of "umm...nevermind...those weren't women."

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    I think Nicole is running around rantyless this week?

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    What gets my goat? Online companies that promise speedy service, then don't even get around to shipping that part, derailleur hanger (.com), until 5 days after you place the order... Grrrr!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shytie View Post
    I think we're all like him. He just had his filter fall off. We all think what he says. He's our collective thoughts in writing.
    Nope, you're wrong! each to their own tho
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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
    You're right, you missed the s and hit the $.
    Lol, that's just about what happened. I actually did get my eyes dilated and after walking back to work I realized I couldn't read or see anything close up. It was very annoying and I must have looked a little strange with my face inches away from my computer screen for about an hour.

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    Great time for a night ride, you'd be able to see like a cat in the dark.
    I knew there must have been an upside to totally dilated pupils! I'll have to try that next time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boyonadyke View Post
    So that's what Nicole heard banging up on the second story of her place last week, just outside her window.
    Sounded like a hard member dragging up the siding??

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    You guys sure know how to party.
    Party? Heck no!! Working out. How do you think I stay so sexy in my elastic waist blue jean shorts??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
    elastic waist blue jean shorts
    AKA "jorts"

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    OMG! I'm a "metrosexual"!!!

    Tone's, help me get out of this hole!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
    Party? Heck no!! Working out. How do you think I stay so sexy in my elastic waist blue jean shorts??
    shoot. I pictured you in these. Darn. There goes that fantasy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    shoot. I pictured you in these. Darn. There goes that fantasy.

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    shoot GOB, where'd you get those pictures? I thought I had deleted those ages ago?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    shoot GOB, where'd you get those pictures? I thought I had deleted those ages ago?!
    well, I didn't post those of you in the fishnet tank tops.

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    shoot. I pictured you in these. Darn. There goes that fantasy.

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    Not me, GOB, I always tie my shoes, or wear slip ons. Fantasize about that!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
    Not me, GOB, I always tie my shoes, or wear slip ons. Fantasize about that!!
    You never know, GOB probably has friends in TSA that have those old Sony see through video camera's... just sayin... One man's junk is another woman's treasure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    crossing the line now. Try to avoid being misogynistic and homophobic before this thread ends up in the crapper, please.
    GOB theres no homophobic remarks in this thread, im talking metrosexuals, meaning METRO..
    Nor are their any misogynistic comments here, stating that im not a fan of women with hair on body parts is not misogynistic.
    Many women say they hate a man with facial hair, thats never pulled up and is just an opinion.
    Thankyou GOB
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    Hey Tones, i'm rocking about 1/8 inch of stubble in all those areas. come on by, i dare you to run away screaming.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post
    Hey Tones, i'm rocking about 1/8 inch of stubble in all those areas. come on by, i dare you to run away screaming.
    Tones is gonna come-a-knockin' any moment now with a waxing kit and a free consumer sample of our patented hagfish eel slime lube to use "with you".

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    In my best Crocodile Dundee voice, "That's not stubble. This is stubble."

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    if he can deal with the dangers of australian wild bush, he can deal with mine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post
    if he can deal with the dangers of australian wild bush, he can deal with mine.
    I'm pretty sure he posted somewhere that he does not like body hair so get ready to have it ripped out when he does finally arrive.

    ...unless you like that sort of pain???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    I'm pretty sure he posted somewhere that he does not like body hair so get ready to have it ripped out when he does finally arrive.

    ...unless you like that sort of pain???
    He definitely has an opinion on this, from post #80 "Women with hairy legs, and hair on their pubic area, its just an outrage, we are not living in 500BC"

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    Perhaps someone should start a poll to vote for whether or not Nicole should tidy up down there?

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    Why the hell is it that when you are in a relationship you have at least one or two "damn, if only i was single" moments a week, yet when you are single women will perform evasive maneuvers to avoid you?

    Is it the safe to harmlessly flirt vibe that attracts, or the hungry lion vibe that repels?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigRingGrinder View Post
    Why the hell is it that when you are in a relationship you have at least one or two "damn, if only i was single" moments a week, yet when you are single women will perform evasive maneuvers to avoid you?

    Is it the safe to harmlessly flirt vibe that attracts, or the hungry lion vibe that repels?
    If you're still checking out the scenery while in a relationship, you just haven't found the "right one" yet. I say taste all the fruits until you find the sweetest one, then you'll go blind and never look at another girl again in "that way"...

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    [QUOTE=Hawg;10552018] If you're still checking out the scenery while in a relationship, you just haven't found the "right one" yet. I say taste all the fruits until you find the sweetest one, then you'll go blind and never look at another girl again in "that way"... /QUOTE]

    Don't know Hawg, low cut tops make that an awful tough challenge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    If you're still checking out the scenery while in a relationship, you just haven't found the "right one" yet. I say taste all the fruits until you find the sweetest one, then you'll go blind and never look at another girl again in "that way"... /QUOTE]

    Don't know Hawg, low cut tops make that an awful tough challenge.
    Ooops, happily married guys were not supposed to read my post!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    If you're still checking out the scenery while in a relationship, you just haven't found the "right one" yet. I say taste all the fruits until you find the sweetest one, then you'll go blind and never look at another girl again in "that way"...

    That's deep man. Serious or not, that is a very truthful statement.
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    Quote Originally Posted by sodak View Post
    That's deep man. Serious or not, that is a very truthful statement.
    Happily married for going on 15 years!

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    ^Awesome - Congrats!!
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    If you're still checking out the scenery while in a relationship, you just haven't found the "right one" yet.
    So how do you define "checking out the scenery". I mean, until one considers a thing, one never truly understands it. One must contemplate, to see from all angles, in order to truly understand beauty.

    Essentially, depending upon your definition, I call bs. Checking out the scenery is fine in a relationship so long as that doesn't mean relocating, deforesting, and building a house on new ground. One can live a long, happily married life while still appreciating the "beauty in all things"...aka a nice rack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Danger View Post
    So how do you define "checking out the scenery". I mean, until one considers a thing, one never truly understands it. One must contemplate, to see from all angles, in order to truly understand beauty.

    Essentially, depending upon your definition, I call bs. Checking out the scenery is fine in a relationship so long as that doesn't mean relocating, deforesting, and building a house on new ground. One can live a long, happily married life while still appreciating the "beauty in all things"...aka a nice rack.
    I was talking about cheating, silly!

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    I was more referring to the fact that when i am in a relationship, attractive women will flirt with and hit on me when i am going about and minding my own business. Yet when i am single that unsolicited attention disappears. Its not like i am joe pick up player guy, just talking about random encounters at grocery store, gas station, etc..

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigRingGrinder View Post
    I was more referring to the fact that when i am in a relationship, attractive women will flirt with and hit on me when i am going about and minding my own business. Yet when i am single that unsolicited attention disappears. Its not like i am joe pick up player guy, just talking about random encounters.
    OK let me spell it out clearly. Jump from one bed to another, but stay uninvolved. Do not get into a relationship unless you are ready to commit yourself to one person forever.

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    LOL, im 42. In my 20s i was in a bunch of bands. Ive knocked boots in plenty of beds. Im too lazy to be a man whore any more and prefer relationships. I dont do the bar scene and am not the one night hook up guy (anymore).

    Just ranting about the feast or famine effect. I swear guys getting a piece of a$$ on the regular must emit a pheromone women can smell from a mile away.

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    Well, are you looking to get married or not? If so, put the blinders on and concentrate on your partner. Otherwise, do not involve yourself emotionally and play.

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    Ive been married. Not opposed to getting married again but not specifically looking for it. In Jan my gf of 6 years and i broke up. We almost got married, but personality differences led to far to many fights despite our chemistry.

    For the first few months being single was fine. I needed some time. Now im ready yet those opportunities have vanished. I am not trying to hard (ive seen lots of guys do this, not my style) probably not trying hard enough honestly. It's hard to "play" when the fish arnt biting.

    This has turned into quite the therapy session. lol...ty?

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    All I can say is that it's awful to break up with someone you've been involved with in a long term relationship. Like a piece of your life was stolen from you even if it was a mutual agreement to go separate ways. Been there, done that lots of times.

    That's my rant!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigRingGrinder View Post
    Why the hell is it that when you are in a relationship you have at least one or two "damn, if only i was single" moments a week, yet when you are single women will perform evasive maneuvers to avoid you?

    Is it the safe to harmlessly flirt vibe that attracts, or the hungry lion vibe that repels?
    Hungry Lion vibe = LOL
    Desperation is never attractive. By not hitting on, or acting overly interested, one casts a "safe-danger" vibe,
    and boom suddenly they appear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    I was talking about cheating, silly!
    Ah, guess I contemplated your meaning too much. Or not enough.

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    No, dude walking at half speed with your nose in your smart phone, I'm not gonna hold the elevator for you while you're still 50 feet away. So "YOU'RE WELCOME!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    All I can say is that it's awful to break up with someone you've been involved with in a long term relationship. Like a piece of your life was stolen from you even if it was a mutual agreement to go separate ways. Been there, done that lots of times.

    That's my rant!
    thats always the saddest part. the mutual friends, memories, great times...its like losing a family member sometimes.

    as for the mention of pheromones, there was somebody who i was "addicted" to his smell. it was like, a mix of peanuts, maple syrup, and towels. it wasnt an artificial scent, it just came out of him, in his breath and stuff. i felt like i just needed to be around it and sniff it at all times. if course, that's the obvious smells. pheromones are supposed to be invisible i think.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post
    Hey Tones, i'm rocking about 1/8 inch of stubble in all those areas. come on by, i dare you to run away screaming.
    You dont leave your feathers in a chicken before you eat it do you?

    LOL, and id bring my barber equipment and go to town on you before any action takes place.
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....:cool:

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    i said ONE EIGHTH OF AN INCH! surely a hardened (heh) man from OZ can handle such a tiny roadblock.
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    Hold on, it's got to be way longer than 1/8th of an inch by now. You said that days ago. I figure it's long enough to braid by now.

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    i could shave my legs yesterday, and within a short amount of time, that length is back. you shave your face right? you know my pain.
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    I use an electric razor but you've got to shave frequently using one of those because it pulls and hurts if the hairs are allowed to grow very long. With stubble, an electric shaver is a God send.

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    well the only person allowed to complain is the person "hittin it" and never a complaint has been heard
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post
    well the only person allowed to complain is the person "hittin it" and never a complaint has been heard
    So you're saying that you sport a consistent 1/8" length an nobody has had an issue?

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    legs, yes. Anything else, varies by mood. THe general consensus among any boy of mine "as long as you dont get hairier than me, i dont really care".
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post
    any boy of mine
    you have a collection of hairy woman loving boys?

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    i'm not hairy! i think ya'll are getting the wrong idea. i'm normal. most normal ladies are not going to salons every week and lasering and waxing their whole carcass.
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    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    You dont leave your feathers in a chicken before you eat it do you?

    LOL, and id bring my barber equipment and go to town on you before any action takes place.
    bring this

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    YOU KNOW WHAT FREAKS ME OUT.

    When you work in an all male workplace as i used to do as the horticulturist on a golf course and one of the guys puts perfume/after shave on to come to work and stink the whole place out.

    I mean is he trying to send subliminal messages to the rest of the guys that he is keen for some action in the toilet or something, whos he trying to smell nice for? the turf or the mowers?

    ITS AN OUTRAGE AND VERY UN-AUSTRALIAN......
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    haha, "very un Australian" what exactly does that mean? too fruity? too light in the loafers?
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post
    haha, "very un Australian" what exactly does that mean? too fruity? too light in the loafers?
    I think a suitable synonym would be "metrosexual."

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    Wow this thread is a week old today and just about 7 pages long. Who knew there was that much to bittch and moan about.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Wow this thread is a week old today and just about 7 pages long. Who knew there was that much to bittch and moan about.
    Oh, come on DJ! Humans are moaners before anything else.

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    This doesn't really upset me, and I'm not ranting, but I somewhat miss the rep system on this site. Everybody hated it at first, everybody complained, and now it's virtually forgotten about even though it's still here. I like leaving small notes for other members via rep, but I don't think many others still use it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sasquatch rides a SS View Post
    This doesn't really upset me, and I'm not ranting, but I somewhat miss the rep system on this site. Everybody hated it at first, everybody complained, and now it's virtually forgotten about even though it's still here. I like leaving small notes for other members via rep, but I don't think many others still use it.
    I still use it. They made it more difficult to spread it around but it's still there nonetheless.

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    I really really hate those stupid mother**cking thermostat AC controls that are impossible to set or do anything with at all in some older hotel rooms... GRRR!!! I am sure you know the ones: you walk in the room and it is so cold it'd freeze a witches' nuts, or so hot your fingernails sweat, and you go to the wall to the fiddly little thing, and when you eventually find the piddly little dial and turn it, if you can, it just goes "PFFFF...(uck off)!!!" Then you wait... for hours... and nothing happens...
    It's all Here. Now.

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    Anytime I'm in a hotel room I crank the A/C to the max. I want ice coming out of the vents. If it gets too cold I open the windows.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    I really really hate those stupid mother**cking thermostat AC controls that are impossible to set or do anything with at all in some older hotel rooms... GRRR!!! I am sure you know the ones: you walk in the room and it is so cold it'd freeze a witches' nuts, or so hot your fingernails sweat, and you go to the wall to the fiddly little thing, and when you eventually find the piddly little dial and turn it, if you can, it just goes "PFFFF...(uck off)!!!" Then you wait... for hours... and nothing happens...
    I'm with Brewtality here. Isn't the point of having A/C in the first place to freeze your azz off? Come on rockerc, this is a fact of life for royalty. I'm shocked that you would even mention this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    Anytime I'm in a hotel room I crank the A/C to the max. I want ice coming out of the vents. If it gets too cold I open the windows.
    I'd hate to have to share a room w/ you on a trip to Anchorage, AK in the winter.
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    Anytime I'm in a hotel room I crank the A/C to the max. I want ice coming out of the vents. If it gets too cold I open the windows.
    I rarely agree with you, but I do here!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post
    i could shave my legs yesterday, and within a short amount of time, that length is back. you shave your face right? you know my pain.
    Face is way worse. You can use a dull razor on your legs - no problem. Knick your leg, blood everywhere shower - not a big deal. Face razor burn is far worse than any leg shaving side effects I got in the 4 years I shaved my legs.

    Plus shaved legs make your legs look substantially more ripped. Face shaving does not improve my looks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crit_boy View Post
    ...Plus shaved legs make your legs look substantially more ripped.


    Quote Originally Posted by crit_boy
    Face shaving does not improve my looks.
    and shaving your legs does?
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Quote Originally Posted by crit_boy View Post
    Plus shaved legs make your legs look substantially more ripped. Face shaving does not improve my looks.
    LOL, yea i gota bust your balls on that comment too. WTF? So smooth pretty legs make you look better but looking like an unshaven vagrant is all good?

    You sir, have an odd sense of self perception.

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    I got a good laugh out of that, too. I pictured a Neanderthal with shaved legs, dragging a big club along.

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    See, i was more picturing a lumberjack with 5 days stubble wearing a flannel shirt and booty shorts to show off his smooth "ripped" legs.

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    Time to rant again and this time I have to laugh about it.

    At about 1am last night, we were awoken by a gnarly thunder crackle that echoed for quite some time. It was followed by rain. It become very humid and I rolled around in bed all sweaty and itchy from that point forward so I didn't get any quality sleep last night.

    I watched the weather report this morning that the surfer chick who was reporting said it was going to be "sticky and gross" out today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigRingGrinder View Post
    See, i was more picturing a lumberjack with 5 days stubble wearing a flannel shirt and booty shorts to show off his smooth "ripped" legs.
    Or Bob Marley wearing ganja patterned roadie cycling shorts showing his ultra smooth, ripped legs.

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    Legitimate so cal weather chick lingo. So much more descriptive than boring old "humid".

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigRingGrinder View Post
    See, i was more picturing a lumberjack with 5 days stubble wearing a flannel shirt and booty shorts to show off his smooth "ripped" legs.
    This is as close as I can get.

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    Damn close..... if the legs were shaved we would have crit_boy!

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    I got a jury duty notice in the mail today. Oh, for joy!

    Being self employed, having ANY forced time off only causes trouble. I will get back logged in my scheduling which may piss off clients, possibly ending in termination of accounts and loss of income. But the judicial system doesn't care because it's "my duty to serve". I have an earful for them if they put me on a panel. And even if I just waste the whole day sitting in the waiting room, what a nightmare!!!

    There's millions of people out there who have nothing better to do or will get paid to serve. Those are the ones who they should call upon.

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    I'm self employed and the Judge asked if any one was self employed to come to the bench. Then told us to go home, see ya again in 3 years. And got a check for $40. And got a great uptheskirt shot to boot! No, not from the Judge..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    There's millions of people out there who have nothing better to do or will get paid to serve. Those are the ones who they should call upon.
    this attitude - it sucks
    and then people wonder why justice didn't follow common sense.

    sorry Hawg, but your take disgusts me as an American


    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Quote Originally Posted by highdelll View Post
    this attitude - it sucks
    and then people wonder why justice didn't follow common sense.

    sorry Hawg, but you disgust me as an American


    Sorry, our justice system is a failure. Members of my family were in law enforcement and some of my friends are too. I know things. I'm not talking crooked, I'm talking poorly planned/poorly operated. Loopholes that smart defense attorneys can exploit. Not good.

    I will go as far as to say that we may indeed have one of the best justice systems in the world but it is far from perfect. It needs to be perfect.

    Delll, you are the last person in the world I would have ever expected to hear this from! What about all that b!tching you do about legal matters/politics, and so on?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Delll, you are the last person in the world I would have ever expected to hear this from! What about all that b!tching you do about legal matters/politics, and so on?
    huh?
    I'm '*****ing' about the everyman getting fukked over - laws getting trampled, constitution toast
    you just said you hate one of the things we can do as citizens to preserve justice.
    you referred it to the lazy and freeloaders - I mean, are you fukkin kiddin?
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Quote Originally Posted by highdelll View Post
    huh?
    I'm '*****ing' about the everyman getting fukked over - laws getting trampled, constitution toast
    you just said you hate one of the things we can do as citizens to preserve justice.
    you referred it to the lazy and freeloaders - I mean, are you fukkin kiddin?
    There are those who are interested in serving. I am not. Get that through your thick head please.

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    you want a rant?
    W T F
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    no one seems to care about this shlt, - or the NSA, or the banks, or Haliburton (admitting to destroying evidence in the 'gulf spill'), or warrantless swat raids, or ... on and on and on

    if you bltch about one of the LAST remaining tools you can do something as a citizen to impact things, well then, fcuk off
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Seriously. Let it go. Free mind, free will.

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    Jury Duty absolutely sux! Had to do it once for an entire month, and although my salary was paid, the work still had to be done. Went in early AM, then back late into the night, and my clients suffered. Cannot even imagine the difficulty doing this while self-employed, and empathize with you Hawg.

    Did not perceive highdell's rant as an attack. (new rant)
    Feel strongly that to eliminate entitlement, and class structure, our country needs to institute a 2 year mandatory defense service period. Doing so provides all a shared perspective. Having met folks from countries that do it, all tell me this system works well to create a common bond. Right now in the USA we desperately need s-o-m-e-t-h-i-n-g to again feel united.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flyin_W View Post
    Jury Duty absolutely sux! Had to do it once for an entire month, and although my salary was paid, the work still had to be done. Went in early AM, then back late into the night, and my clients suffered. Cannot even imagine the difficulty doing this while self-employed, and empathize with you Hawg.

    Did not perceive highdell's rant as an attack. (new rant)
    Feel strongly that to eliminate entitlement, and class structure, our country needs to institute a 2 year mandatory defense service period. Doing so provides all a shared perspective. Having met folks from countries that do it, all tell me this system works well to create a common bond. Right now in the USA we desperately need s-o-m-e-t-h-i-n-g to again feel united.

    (by phone)
    IF Mandatory Service were implemented in the US, we'd be pigeon-holed within a vacuum. It's Israel -- Israel structures this and they readily engage in 'Shadow' wars - Iran, Egypt, Lebanon - all places where Israel and it's citizenry meddle in order to maintain discourse in Politics. (other places & US Prison Systems also)

    Not intended as a slight FlyinW - it'd only be a fall from grace upon today's Youth here in the US. And yes, that's pretty-sad reality to face every day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flyin_W View Post
    Did not perceive highdell's rant as an attack.
    All except for the last sentence that was directed at me, undoubtedly. For that he should be timed out. No question about it.

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    Hawg, my rant was directed at anyone who is apathetic when it comes to civic duties.
    I have no beef w/ you personally.
    You are entitled to your opinion and I respect that
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haint View Post
    IF Mandatory Service were implemented in the US, we'd be pigeon-holed within a vacuum. It's Israel -- Israel structures this and they readily engage in 'Shadow' wars - Iran, Egypt, Lebanon - all places where Israel and it's citizenry meddle in order to maintain discourse in Politics. (other places & US Prison Systems also)

    Not intended as a slight FlyinW - it'd only be a fall from grace upon today's Youth here in the US. And yes, that's pretty-sad reality to face every day.
    Mandatory Service does not have to mean solely military.

    Think Red Cross, Habitat for Humanity, etc....Then the oversees projects to help communities.

    Think about any charity that helps people.....I believe that a 2 year 'mandatory service' would benefit us greatly, as long as there was a choice in the type of service (it's actually called 'Alternative Service').

    Not like China, Mexico, Brazil, etc., or any country in red below who force you into the military...blue is volunteer,and yellow is removing the mandatory conscription into the military

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    You know what i hate, fekkers that listen to loud music and inflict everybody else to their shite, they need a serious uppercut, id say they are boarder line sociopaths.
    These grubs that listen to their music so loud that every house in the street can hear it, and they think they are in the right to do it, its the height of selfishness, if they where put up against a wall and shot the world would be a better place in an instant.

    theres my rant.

    I llike the ones that leave the car running with the stereo blaring while they run into the store for cigarettes & a Mountain Dew
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    You know what I hate? I hate Internet rants. How useless is that? You go on an Internet forum somewhere and starting ranting and raving about something that nobody else gives a sh!t about. Nobody f***ing cares! If its that big of a deal, go do something to fix it. Ranting on the Internet won't fix a damned thing. All it does is make you look irrational. And it wastes space on servers. Server space that could used for talking about useful stuff like beer and pron. So quit ranting on the Internet already!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jeffw-13 View Post
    I llike the ones that leave the car running with the stereo blaring while they run into the store for cigarettes & a Mountain Dew
    Its what happens with the butts, cig pac and the empty can after they are done consuming them that gets me. When they leave the store the noise goes with them. The garbage thrown out the window stays.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    You know what I hate? I hate Internet rants. How useless is that? You go on an Internet forum somewhere and starting ranting and raving about something that nobody else gives a sh!t about. Nobody f***ing cares! If its that big of a deal, go do something to fix it. Ranting on the Internet won't fix a damned thing. All it does is make you look irrational. And it wastes space on servers. Server space that could used for talking about useful stuff like beer and pron. So quit ranting on the Internet already!!!
    I guess I will never accuse you of ranting.

    Perhaps I should have named this thread "Rantaholics Oblivious"?

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    I llike the ones that leave the car running with the stereo blaring while they run into the store for cigarettes & a Mountain Dew
    And you don't steal their cars while they are in the store and go for a joy ride in them before dumping them a few miles away?! Come on man! Where's your sense for adventure?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CHUM View Post
    Mandatory Service does not have to mean solely military...
    Obviously, it's the nature of the beast that is Politic which had me draw a point. Job Security could come to a small group of Senators actually pushing-through full-scale Service - which then could just be disastrous. I was all-in when this White House introduced the concept previous-term; seemed a positive on many fronts - mostly education. But you and I both know there'd be plenty of ear-marks in such the Bill; "no mandatory Military Service" could be an exactitude due to it being used to describe the hypothetical Bill, at-that-moment.

    Just as many others I'm sure, I'd rather there be a way to eradicate the Narcotics Problems attacking youths, lack of accessible-Education, segregation within Public Schools, poverty and Gun Violence. Civil Service does lessen the possibilities of negative-growth like I describe.

    Just that w/ the US being a Military Superpower, and still a free Country, powers that be (US Senators esp.) tend to be too distant with their home-constituents - too much time 'in Washington' so domestic-programs like these usually have the back drop of the Global Politic arena.
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    Quite a few of these issues could have been avoided had they used Rant-A-Away. Spray it on and forget about it.
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    Single ply toilet paper.
    Look Az im with you on this one, i mean i fold over double ply twice, single ply ive gotta fold over 4 time, i like to have some serious barrier there.

    I'LL TELL YOU WHATS AN OUTRAGE....

    People that scrunch their toilet paper to wipe, i mean surely the human brain is more developed than that, thats just ridiculous stuff.
    I read a poll that said 70% of peeps fold their toilet paper, im one of those, but that means 30% of dirty peeps scrunch theirs, i mean we are not fugging cave men, WHO ARE THESE 30% OF FREAKS....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty $anchez View Post
    Single ply toilet paper.
    That's right up there with the ever so awful infinity wipe!

    Edit - For those unfamiliar with infinity wipes; its the same as an ass crayon. If you don't know either, google.

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    Select-a-size paper towels. Ridiculous!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty $anchez View Post
    Single ply toilet paper.
    Scarcity - Spare a Square of Toilet Paper - YouTube

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    Quite a few of these issues could have been avoided had they used Rant-A-Away. Spray it on and forget about it.
    I'm gonna need a case of that stuff to get me settled down. I hope it has a mind altering/relaxing feature to it.

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    My Mom was Scottish. My Dad told me the Scottish fold the paper 4 ways and tear out the center. One must keep the center piece torn out as this is most important. They put their middle finger through the hole and wipe. The piece torn out is used to clean the finger nail. True story.
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    what if you roll it around your hand, then very loosely fold/scrunch at the same time? Yeah, i'm always marching to the beat of my own drum
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    Quote Originally Posted by random walk View Post
    Nothing says thank dog for 24-hour plumbers like taking a shower ankle-deep in sewage.
    I sense there may be a story behind this statement...

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post
    what if you roll it around your hand, then very loosely fold/scrunch at the same time? Yeah, i'm always marching to the beat of my own drum
    I dont know about drums but id like to play your banjo
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    The spider webs on the trail are terrible this year. You'd think they'd build them somewhere else after having them torn out by trail users every day. I dont know how I havent been bitten by a spider yet.
    No moss...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by jeffw-13 View Post
    The spider webs on the trail are terrible this year. You'd think they'd build them somewhere else after having them torn out by trail users every day. I dont know how I havent been bitten by a spider yet.
    always let the tall guy go first! or send the poor noob out who doesnt know any better. i tell ya, i'm sick of the spiderweb mustaches. They're always face height.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post
    always let the tall guy go first! or send the poor noob out who doesnt know any better. i tell ya, i'm sick of the spiderweb mustaches. They're always face height.
    Tell me about it, I get one ever time I walk in my front door at night. And I can't find the bugger to get him to stop.
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