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    For the next global tragedy I'm going to...

    Skip the toilet paper and just hoard underwear.
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    How did America ever make it beyond the cloth diaper generation.
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    And flour and yeast. When the hell did everyone all of a sudden learn to be master bakers?!
    DAAAANG...that was janky

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    Yeast scarcity is no sign of masterbaking.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir kayakalot View Post
    And flour and yeast. When the hell did everyone all of a sudden learn to be master bakers?!
    i can understand it. the bread aisle is always one of the first to get cleaned out. may have to learn to make your own?

    i guess people are freezing bread they buy. can't possibly eat it all before it gets moldy.

    all this panic creates "if see it you gotta buy it". it sucks but it's reality.

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    I have a Bidet on both my toilets. Our TP usage is minimal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by *OneSpeed* View Post
    Skip the toilet paper and just hoard underwear.

    "I'll give you my tp when you pry it from my cold, dead hands"
    Round and round we go

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    i saw about 4 or 5 rolls of paper towels in walgreen's the other day. i'm kicking myself for not buying a couple. dam

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    I used the home-show loophole and bought 960 rolls of assault toilet paper with 30 sheet clips, pistol grips, and folding stocks.

    And it is colored black to make it look scary.
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    I am 65. I lost count of how many end-of-the-world-apocalypses I have already gone through.
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    Magazines, they are magazines, not “clips”.....And the military version of TP comes in camo brown.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by dave54 View Post
    I am 65. I lost count of how many end-of-the-world-apocalypses I have already gone through.

    Any on this scale? I'm 7 years shy of you and haven't seen anything close.
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    Quote Originally Posted by J.B. Weld View Post
    Any on this scale? I'm 7 years shy of you and haven't seen anything close.
    nothing i've ever seen has shut down the world like covid19 has.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theMeat View Post
    "I'll give you my tp when you pry it from my cold, dead hands"
    I’ll just wipe with your “cold, dead hand”

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    ^ Bahahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Meat View Post
    I’ll just wipe with your “cold, dead hand”
    "Just wash it and move on"...
    Well my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MOJO K View Post
    "Just wash it and move on"...
    Virtual pos reps sent
    DAAAANG...that was janky

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    Exactly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir kayakalot View Post
    And flour and yeast. When the hell did everyone all of a sudden learn to be master bakers?!

    Flour gone, pasta gone, bread gone. Amazing how quickly all those self-diagnosed gluten-intolerant folk were healed...

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    Quote Originally Posted by David R View Post
    Flour gone, pasta gone, bread gone. Amazing how quickly all those self-diagnosed gluten-intolerant folk were healed...
    Lol. Hey man, in a time where food is scarce you can only eat so many gummy bears, gotta get that starch, lasts longer.
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    ...shoot first so that I don't have to give any warnings

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawgzilla View Post
    ...shoot first so that I don't have to give any warnings
    lol....you can't have a gun in Kalifornya
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    lol....you can't have a gun in Kalifornya
    Sure you can -- if you can find a place to buy one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawgzilla View Post
    ...shoot first so that I don't have to give any warnings
    Finally someone who understands how to play the game, thanks for getting it back on track.
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    Quote Originally Posted by the one ring View Post
    Well dam, son, I done thought Kalifornya was one of them there "no-guns-allowed" states.

    I done lernt sumthin' today.
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    Next time, I'm gonna hoard whores.

    They are far and few between, these days. Believe me, I been lookin'. Got sum extra headlight polish I need to git rid of.

    I'll teach them bass & guitar and I'll sing love songs to my best friend these days, BEER.

    Cumming soon to an empty theater near you, The Whore Hoarders!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Finch Platte View Post
    Next time, I'm gonna hoard whores.

    They are far and few between, these days. Believe me, I been lookin'. Got sum extra headlight polish I need to git rid of.

    I'll teach them bass & guitar and I'll sing love songs to my best friend these days, BEER.

    Cumming soon to an empty theater near you, The Whore Hoarders!
    Lock up your daughters, Finch has officially lost it.
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    For the next global tragedy I'm going to...-f8cead1f-1efc-40c2-b27e-c2bdfcda273c.jpeg
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Well dam, son, I done thought Kalifornya was one of them there "no-guns-allowed" states.

    I done lernt sumthin' today.
    You can have them here but there is a process to go through to get them within the state. That's where our neighbors in AZ come into play.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finch Platte View Post
    Next time, I'm gonna hoard whores.

    They are far and few between, these days. Believe me, I been lookin'. Got sum extra headlight polish I need to git rid of.

    I'll teach them bass & guitar and I'll sing love songs to my best friend these days, BEER.

    Cumming soon to an empty theater near you, The Whore Hoarders!
    I know one who had to go on unemployment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finch Platte View Post
    Next time, I'm gonna hoard whores.

    They are far and few between, these days. Believe me, I been lookin'. Got sum extra headlight polish I need to git rid of.

    I'll teach them bass & guitar and I'll sing love songs to my best friend these days, BEER.

    Cumming soon to an empty theater near you, The Whore Hoarders!
    Brothels, strip clubs and escorts have been deemed non-essential services here, so they might need your help!
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    some weird crazed desert dweller.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finch Platte View Post
    The Whore Hoarders!
    Something something great name for a band something.

    How about just "The Whorders?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Finch Platte View Post
    Next time, I'm gonna hoard whores.

    They are far and few between, these days. Believe me, I been lookin'. Got sum extra headlight polish I need to git rid of.

    I'll teach them bass & guitar and I'll sing love songs to my best friend these days, BEER.

    Cumming soon to an empty theater near you, The Whore Hoarders!
    They moved from working the street to online.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phillbo View Post
    I have a Bidet on both my toilets. Our TP usage is minimal.
    Why get a bidet when you can just waffle stomp it in the shower

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    Quote Originally Posted by azimiut View Post
    Why get a bidet when you can just waffle stomp it in the shower
    "Shower waffle stomp"

    Great name for a band???
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    Had to explain waffle stomping was to the wife

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    Quote Originally Posted by azimiut View Post
    Had to explain waffle stomping was to the wife
    Let me guess, she shook her head and left the room?
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    Quote Originally Posted by OzarkFathom View Post
    Magazines, they are magazines, not “clips”.....And the military version of TP comes in camo brown.....

    So how do you know when you're done wiping?
    This post is a natural product. Variances in spelling & grammar should be appreciated as part of its character & beauty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chazpat View Post
    So how do you know when you're done wiping?
    If you're using Garand-style TP the enbloc clip will come out of your ass with a *PING*
    Go Fact Yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by *OneSpeed* View Post
    Let me guess, she shook her head and left the room?
    No I showed her. Then she left the room.

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    Quote Originally Posted by the one ring View Post
    If you're using Garand-style TP the enbloc clip will come out of your ass with a *PING*
    What’s worse though, Garand Thumb or Butthole Thumb?

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    Quote Originally Posted by azimiut View Post
    No I showed her. Then she left the room.
    Ahh ha haaa
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    Quote Originally Posted by the one ring View Post
    Something something great name for a band something.

    How about just "The Whorders?"
    Yesssss.
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    ...probably be as unprepared then as I am for this one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NorCal_In_AZ View Post
    What’s worse though, Garand Thumb or Butthole Thumb?
    Judging from some of the people I deal with on the regular, the latter at least seems more popular.

    I'll say this though, I'd gladly squash my thumb in a Garand receiver if I could call that receiver my own.
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    Quote Originally Posted by azimiut View Post
    Had to explain waffle stomping was to the wife
    I miss my old Dunham waffle stompers....best hiking boots EVER!
    Well my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.

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    You people have issues.

    That is the only conclusion I've come to from reading this thread. Entertaining? Yes. Major issues? Double yes.
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    Not gonna lie, this caught me sort of flat-footed. Not so much for pandemics, but living in SoCal on an active fault (Rose Canyon, not San Andreas) I realize I wasn't as prepared as I should be for a catastrophic event that results in much greater loss of basic necessities. I think I was better prepared to bug out than to shelter in place. Updating my list.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir kayakalot View Post
    And flour and yeast. When the hell did everyone all of a sudden learn to be master bakers?!
    And fishing gear. When did everyone become master baiters?
    Oh, wait.....

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