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    Mr. Net, white courtesy phone, please


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    Seems on point to me.
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    "I'll take Ham on 5. Hold the Mayo."
    Goya! It's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes. Livin in an Idiocracy.

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    ^lol. "Boy Trapped in Refrigerator Eats Own Foot"
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    "A hospital, what is it? It's a big building with lots of windows, but never mind that now."

    Most quotable movie ever?
    Goya! It's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes. Livin in an Idiocracy.

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    Ted Striker: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.

    Elaine Dickinson: When will you be back?

    Ted Striker: I can't tell you that. It's classified.
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    "Stewardess, I speak jive."
    Goya! It's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes. Livin in an Idiocracy.

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    Witness: Striker was the squadron leader. He brought us in real low. But he couldn't handle it.
    Prosecutor: Buddy couldn't handle it. Was Buddy one of your crew?
    Witness: Right. Buddy was the bombardier. But it was Striker who couldn't handle it, and he went to pieces.
    Prosecutor: Andy went to pieces?
    Witness: No. Andy was the navigator. He was all right. Buddy went to pieces. It was awful how he came unglued.
    Prosecutor: Howie came unglued?
    Witness: Oh, no. Howie was a rock, the best tailgunner in the outfit. Buddy came unglued.
    Prosecutor: And he bailed out?
    Witness: No. Andy hung tough. Buddy bailed out. How he survived, it was a miracle.
    Prosecutor: Then Howie survived?
    Witness: No, 'fraid not. We lost Howie the next day.
    Prosecutor: Over Macho Grande?
    Witness: No. I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande. Those wounds run deep


    That blows that stupid "who's on first" out of the water. I never saw how people thought that was funny
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