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    Movie quotes used in real life

    What are some of the sayings you use in everyday life that come from a movie? The more obscure the better, so "I'll be back" can be safely left off of the list.

    "I never did mind about the little things"--Point of no return
    Said when I'm having a crap day to help put things in perspective

    "It's like printing my own money"--Toy story 2
    Said at random times to my wife when I find a deal that is too good to pass up

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    The sun shines on every dogs ass someday's. Forgot which movie.

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    I use "you're killin' me, Smalls" on a regular basis. Not exactly obscure, but The Sandlot was an awesome movie.
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    "I was born ready" said by Burt Reynolds in White Lightning.

    "Somebody step on a duck?" said by Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack

    "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit [smoking, drinking, sniffing glue, etc.]" from Airplane.

    "Don't call me 'Surely'" -- also from Airplane

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    "I am......in a world of sh1t" (said using the most disturbed voice that you can muster)

    Shake uncontrollably after speaking, as well.

    Full Metal Jacket.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeginnerCycling View Post

    "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit [smoking, drinking, sniffing glue, etc.]" from Airplane.
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    "I am......in a world of sh1t" (said using the most disturbed voice that you can muster)

    Shake uncontrollably after speaking, as well.

    Full Metal Jacket.
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    Man Down!

    I say it when I see a rider fall

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    (also heard in Black Hawk Down, The Big Lebowski and American Pie etc)
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    Nothing very obscure here, but....

    Houston, we have a problem - Apollo 13
    You can't handle the truth - A Few Good Men
    I'll make him an offer he can't refuse - Godfather
    It's nothing personal, strictly business. - Godfather
    A few dozen quotes from Top Gun, including 'Son, your ego's writing checks your body can't cash.'

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    "Hey, where the white women at"?
    Cleavon Little in Blazing Saddles

    "Mmm-mmmm. That is a tasty burger. Vincent, ever have a Big Kahuna Burger"
    Samuel L. in Pulp Fiction

    "Where's Zed? Zed's dead, baby"
    Bruce Willis in Pulp Fiction

    And pretty much every other line in Pulp Fiction.
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    "220, 221, whatever it takes." Mr Mom, Michael Keaton reply to Martin Mull's question about what kind of electrical service will be installed.

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    "Help me Tom Cruise! Help me baby Jesus!" - Talladega Nights

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    "english, *er*er, do you speak it?" one more from jules aka samuel l.

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    "Whacu talkin' 'bout Willis"

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    I hear any number of quotes on a construction site. The most used that come to mind are:

    "You're killing me Smalls."

    "She's a beaut Clark"

    "We'll work up a Number 6 on 'em."

    "Come on, boys! The way you're lollygaggin' around here with them picks and them shovels, you'd think it was a hundred and twenty degrees. Can't be more than a hundred and fourteen. "
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    I am Frau Blücher.
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    F*ck Cancer

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    Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges.

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    Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

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    I'm the pater familias (George Clooney in "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou"?

    He's bonafide (The little Wharvey girls from the same movie)

    Friend, your folding moneys done come unstove (same movie)
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    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    What are some of the sayings you use in everyday life that come from a movie?

    "Sometimes the magic works, and sometimes it doesn't", from Little Big Man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by taterbug View Post
    I'm the pater familias (George Clooney in "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou"?

    He's bonafide (The little Wharvey girls from the same movie)

    Friend, your folding moneys done come unstove (same movie)
    "Well, I don't want Fop, goddamn it! I'm a Dapper Dan man!." Love that movie.

    "Well, look at the big brain on Brad." Pulp fiction.
    " What we got here is... failure to communicate. " Cool hand Luke.
    "Clark, that's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year." Christmas vacation.
    You're not lost if you don't care where you are--- Tom Massie

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    Quote Originally Posted by scmclark View Post

    "Well, look at the big brain on Brad." Pulp fiction.
    Ahhh, the misquote that Cannondale used to name the Headshok guy
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    I remembered another one on the way to lunch--"I think his cheese has slide off his cracker". The Green Mile
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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ.MTNS View Post
    The sun shines on every dogs ass someday's. Forgot which movie.
    White Men Can't Jump
    Had some of the best movie trash talk ever.
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    You gonna bark all day litle doggy, or are you gonna bite? -Reservoir Dogs

    Said when someone is talking about how they can drop or clean the line but isn't doing it.
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    sshhhh. smell that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shayne View Post
    Ahhh, the misquote that Cannondale used to name the Headshok guy
    Excuse me..." Check out the big brain on Brad" Happy now?
    You're not lost if you don't care where you are--- Tom Massie

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    No sir, you ain't seen bad yet.....but it's coming.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scmclark View Post
    Excuse me..." Check out the big brain on Brad" Happy now?
    His name was Brett

    Check out the big brain on Brett
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    i HATE HATE HATE when people quote Austin Powers!!!

    "yeah baby" its not funny!!!!!!
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    "I don't think so Joel" - Risky Business - Joels Mom talking about the cracked egg

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    i dont know if this counts, but i'm getting really sick of the "honey badger" quotes from the video. As much as i get delighted by funny webbernetz sensations, i just never found it that funny. seemed too deliberate if that makes sense. i'm sure the "honey badger dont care" about my diss
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shayne View Post
    His name was Brett

    Check out the big brain on Brett
    You're right, but watch the clip, he says Brad.

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    "damn we're in a tight spot" Oh brother...
    "we're f****ed man, we're f****ed!" Aliens
    "That rug really tied the room together" Big Lebowski
    Most lines from Pulp Fiction are also highly quotable...

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    Oh yeah, "it's all ball bearings now a days" Fletch

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    i dont know if this counts, but i'm getting really sick of the "honey badger" quotes from the video. As much as i get delighted by funny webbernetz sensations, i just never found it that funny. seemed too deliberate if that makes sense. i'm sure the "honey badger dont care" about my diss
    Im with you on that one. I never understood where this came from, and getting kinda tired of it. Yeah Baby, yeah!!
    You're not lost if you don't care where you are--- Tom Massie

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    Say...Thats a nice bike.

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    Oh, I forgot about some some quotes from Blaze:

    "That's a d@mn lie!"

    "Lies, falsehoods & half-truths!"

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    The movie Apocalypse Now is one big quote factory....

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    i HATE HATE HATE when people quote Austin Powers!!!

    "yeah baby" its not funny!!!!!!
    Aren't they coming out with a new movie? I thought I heard it on the radio.

    Anyway, here's my contribution.
    "Take your medicine, boy."
    Young Guns 2, when the kid with the bottle of marbles gets shot and dies.

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    One of the funniest exchanges ever in a movie

    From "The Long Kiss Goodnight"

    Nathan: Alice, please. Your dog, Alice. It and my appetite are mutually exclusive.
    Alice: Well, what's wrong with the dog?
    Nathan: Simple. He's been licking his XXXhole for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention. I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge is either gone for good, or there to stay. Wouldn't you agree?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim Beam View Post
    "Sometimes the magic works, and sometimes it doesn't", from Little Big Man.
    I love Little Big Man. One I use often from that one...

    "Endeavor to persevere."

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    "I'm gonna take back some of the things I said about you" - Ghostbusters

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    Quote Originally Posted by kAZ View Post
    I love Little Big Man. One I use often from that one...

    "Endeavor to persevere."


    That one is from The Outlaw Josey Wales, spoken by Chief Lone Watie.

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    My favorite,

    "I'm not a man to be toyed with" Joel Cario ( Peter Lorie) , The Maltese Falcon.

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    "Chinch bugs, manganese...a lot of people don't even know what that is." -(you know the movie)

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    A lot from Monty Python & the Holy Grail:

    "Get on with it!", "Help, I'm being repressed!", "Run away!!"
    Don't let it get you down, but there's a good chance you were an accident.
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    ".........My assault on the world begins NOW!" - Say Anything

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ.MTNS View Post
    That one is from The Outlaw Josey Wales, spoken by Chief Lone Watie.
    Ack! Thanks for clearing that up. Both great movies.

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    ive also been known to drop "suck a f*ck" -donnie darko.

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    "These toilets are ginormous" Elf

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    "Its good to be the king." - History of the world, part 1...


    I'm still waiting for part 2
    Don't let it get you down, but there's a good chance you were an accident.
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    Two I use are:
    I'm looking for the least possible amount of responsibility. and
    For you, [name], I've got five!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeginnerCycling View Post
    Oh, I forgot about some some quotes from Blaze:
    Me too - Never trust a man that says "Trust me"
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    Ahh, Yeahhhhhh, ..... Bill Lumberg, Office Space

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