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    Movie Quotes?????

    Post'em up what do ya like?



    Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

    -Rex Kramer



    You ever been in a cockpit before?
    No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
    You ever seen a grown man naked?

    -Captain Oveur and Joey
    Bicycles don’t have motors or batteries.

    Ebikes are not bicycles

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    We're going to need a bigger boat.


    have you seen my stapler?

    Woman Reporter: Is that why you're boycotting the victory ceremony?
    Muzzin: What victory? There's two stages left.
    Woman Reporter: Still, the fact remains...
    Muzzin: You wouldn't know a fact if it banged you all night long!
    Authorities speculate that speed may have been a factor. They are also holding gravity and inertia for questioning.

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    the Big Lebowski is one of my all time favorites
    "Shut the F*ck up Donny!"
    "Nobody F*cks with the jesus"
    "This is what happens when you f*ck a stranger in the ass!"
    "The rug really tied the room together"
    " Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here! "

    Supertroopers also has many good ones:
    "you mean schenangians"
    "you boys like mex-i-co, YEEEHAAWWWW"
    "bearf*cker do you need assistance"
    "The Snozzberries taste like Snozzberries."


    I love the federation contractor segment in Clerks

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    "If you gonna shoot, shoot. Don't talk."

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    Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." - Jules, Pulp Fiction


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    "Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?"

    - "These go to eleven."





    "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that - he's gone."



    "I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper?"



    "Does anybody got a dime?...Somebody's gotta go back and get a s--tload of dimes."



    "And I don't need any of this! I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything - except this (referring to an ashtray), this ashtray, and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need, too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this! The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. Well, what are you looking at? What do you think I am, some kind of a jerk or something? And this! And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair."
    Bicycles don’t have motors or batteries.

    Ebikes are not bicycles

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    " I'll be back."

    " You can't handle the truth."

    " What we have here is a failure to communicate."

    Best, John

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    "Nice Marmot". Big Lebowski.

    "I was born a poor black child". Steve Martin, The Jerk.

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    " Here's a fun fact... YOU MADE OUT WITH YOUR SISTER MAN! "


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    Is that you John Wayne? Is this me? -FMJ
    Yip yip yip nope nope nope

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    Hello, handsome, is that a ten-gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show?

    What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.
    Authorities speculate that speed may have been a factor. They are also holding gravity and inertia for questioning.

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    "Party on wayne"

    "Is this a school for ants!?"

    "San Diago which of course in German means 'whales vagina'"

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    "And I'm Ron Burgundy. Go f*ck yourself, San Diego. "
    Bicycles don’t have motors or batteries.

    Ebikes are not bicycles

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    "english, m*Ther #*^*er, do you speak it?!"

    jules in pulp fiction.

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    "You got a purdy mouth"-idk
    There is only one speed.... and it's "FULL"

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    "I just ate a big red candle"

    Necessary? is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No. But I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste.

    "You're like a miniature Buddha covered in fur!"

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    "First, get your azz to Mars..."

    "See you at the party Rictor!"

    Mars Whore: "Well what about Howser?"
    Quaid (Arnold): "That guy's a fvcking azzhole!!!"
    life is... "All About Bikes"...

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    Was it over when the Germans bomber Pearl Harbor?

    I'll never be over macho grande.

    I picked the wrong week to give up sniffing glue.

    It is all about ball bearings now a days.

    My hands between 2 pillows. those aren't pillows!

    jonesy, here jonesy.

    I say we nuke it from orbit, It is the only way to be sure.

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    It IS a good day to die! - Worf
    Engage - Picard
    Captain, I'm giving it all she's got! - Scotty Geitner

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    I wasn't even supposed to be here today...

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    More famous Arnold:


    Arnold: "What da Hell are you?"
    Alien: "What the Hell are YOU???"
    ------------------------------------------------------
    Skank: "Where's Sully?"
    Arnold: "I let him go."
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    Arnold: "I killed you!"
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    life is... "All About Bikes"...

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    They´re eating her!

    ...

    And then they´re gonna eat me!


    ....


    ....


    OOOH MYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

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    "I love the smell of napalm in the morning....smells like victory!" - Robert Duvall, Apocolypse Now.

    "You ever serve time, doc?" - Chevy Chase, Fletch
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    "How about some more beans mister Taggert?'
    "Woo Wee, I said you've boys had enough!"
    You're not lost if you don't care where you are--- Tom Massie

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    Quote Originally Posted by jmmorath View Post
    i wasn't even supposed to be here today...
    37?!?

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    look russ, no lines

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    Yippeekayay Mother F____r.

    Hope no one said that one yet.

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    Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
    You're not lost if you don't care where you are--- Tom Massie

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    Arnold: "Do you have any 10mm plasma rifles in the 40 watt range?"
    Gun store owner: "hey buddy, just what you see here...."
    Gun store owner: "well? which one will it be???"
    Arnold: "ALL of them...."
    Gun store owner: "h*ll, I just may close early...."


    Curly (of the 3 stooges): "I tried to think, but nothing happened....."

    Moe: "and they said plumbers needed to have brains....."

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    "If they run, they're V.C.!!!
    Pow,pow,pow,pow
    "If they don't run, they're well disciplined V.C.!!!
    Pow,pow,pow,pow

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    "Hey Sully, remember when I told you that I was going to kill you last? I lied."

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    Napoleon Dynamite:
    "We're just runnin' a little bit late for some prime rib." - Kipland Roland Dynamite



    Tombstone: (Val Kilmer's best role ever)
    Johnny Ringo: And you must be Doc Holliday.
    Doc Holliday: That's the rumor.
    Johnny Ringo: You retired too?
    Doc Holliday: Not me. I'm in my prime.
    Johnny Ringo: Yeah, you look it.
    Doc Holliday: And you must be Ringo. Look, darling, Johnny Ringo. The deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darling? Should I hate him?
    Kate: You don't even know him.
    Doc Holliday: Yes, that's true but there's just something about him. Something around the eyes, I don't know, reminds me of... me. No. I'm sure of it, I hate him.
    Wyatt Earp: He's drunk.
    Doc Holliday: In vino veritas. ("In wine is truth")
    Johnny Ringo: Age quod agis. ("do what you're best at")
    Doc Holliday: Credat Judaeus apella, non ego. ("Apella the Jew might believe it, but not I " - in this instance - you might think drinking is what I'm best at, but I don't)
    Johnny Ringo: (tapping his gun) Eventus stultorum magister. ("Fools must be taught by experience")
    Doc Holliday: In pace requiescat. ("May he (you) 'Rest in peace'")
    Fred White: Come on boys. We don't want any trouble in here. Not in any language.
    Doc Holliday: That's Latin, darling. Evidently Mr. Ringo's an educated man. Now I really hate him.

    Johnny Ringo: WELLLL. I didn't think you had it in you.
    Doc Holliday: I'm your Huckleberry....... Why Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave.
    Johnny Ringo: My fight's not with you, Holliday.
    Doc Holliday: I beg to differ, sir. We started a game we never got to finish. "Play for Blood," remember?
    Johnny Ringo: I was just foolin' about.
    Doc Holliday: I wasn't. And this time, it's legal.

    Billy Clanton: Is that "Old Dog Trey? Sounds like "Old Dog Trey."
    Doc Holliday: Pardon?
    Billy Clanton: Stephen Foster. "Oh, Susannah", "Camptown Races". Stephen stinking Foster.
    Doc Holliday: Ah, yes. Well, this happens to be a nocturne.
    Billy Clanton: A which?
    Doc Holliday: You know, Frederic f**king Chopin.

    (followed a short time later by)

    Doc Holliday: (Pulls out a gun) ...and you.... music lover, you're next.
    Billy Clanton: The drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double. (pulls out a knife)
    Doc Holliday: (pulls out a second gun) I have two guns, one for each of ya.




    Lord Of The Rings:
    "Tonight we remember those who gave their blood to defend this country. Hail the victorious dead.." King Theoden



    Boondock Saints:
    Doc: You know what they say: People in glass houses sink sh-sh-ships.
    Rocco: Doc, I gotta buy you, like, a proverb book or something. This mix'n'match sh*t's gotta go.
    Doc: What?
    Connor: A penny saved is worth two in the bush, isn't it?
    Murphy: And don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen.

    Murphy: Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal, these are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
    Connor: These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
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    You take the ugly one.
    Which ones the ugly one?
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    Quote Originally Posted by aikane View Post
    "If they run, they're V.C.!!!
    Pow,pow,pow,pow
    "If they don't run, they're well disciplined V.C.!!!
    Pow,pow,pow,pow
    "how can you shoot women and children??"

    "easy, you don't lead them as much...."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazukea View Post
    You take the ugly one.
    Which ones the ugly one?
    ^^^Ha,ha classic!

    How about this scene in Stripes there are about three or four notable phrases. I'm amazed it has been overlooked thus far. Hilarious!
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Vanessa Kensington: Mr. Powers, I would never have sex with you, ever! If you were the last man on earth and I was the last woman on earth, and the future of the human race depended on our having sex, simply for procreation, I still would not have sex with you.

    Austin Powers: What's your point, Vanessa?

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    Igor, help me with the bags...

    Certainly. You take the blonde, and I'll take the one in the turban...



    LePetomaine Thruway*? Now what'll that @$$hole think of next?

    Has anybody got a dime?

    Somebody's gotta go back and get a sh**-load of dimes!

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    All right had to dig this one up from the archives.


    Time for a move quote revival. There are some good ones in here but not quite enough.

    This from my favorite movie of all time, The Right Stuff:

    Pancho Barnes:
    What are you two rookies gonna have?

    Gordon Cooper:
    Rookies? Now hold on, sis. You are looking at a whole new ballgame here now. In fact, in a couple of years, I bet you're even gonna immortalize us by putting our pictures up there on your wall.

    Gordon Cooper:
    What? I say somethin' wrong here?

    Pancho Barnes:
    I tell you, we got two categories of pilots around here. We got your prime pilots that get all the hot planes, and we got your pud-knockers who dream about getting the hot planes. Now what are you two pud-knockers gonna have? Huh?
    Why Johnny Ringo, you look like someone just walked over your grave.

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    Lieutenant Dewindt: FUBAR.
    Private Reiben: FUBAR.
    Sergeant Horvath: FUBAR.
    Captain Miller: FUBAR
    Private Jackson: Y'all got that right.
    Corporal Upham: I looked up "fubar" in the German dictionary and there's no fubar in here.
    ITMFA

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazukea View Post
    You take the ugly one.
    Which ones the ugly one?
    This reminds me so much of a real life scenario in my younger days. Probably 17 years old or so. A buddy and I met two girls while driving. We pulled over and asked them to go see a movie which was showing close by. As we drove to the movie theater in two cars my buddy and I were discussing which one each one of us were going to go for. I insisted that the driver was for me. He finally gave in. As we pulled in and we all got out of the cars the passenger was huge [couldn't tell from car level]. My buddy kept trying to turn back as we walked across the parking lot. But I drove and insisted we keep going. After all, the driver was amazingly hot. When we walked in the theater the girls went to the restroom and my buddy ran out of the theater. I gave chase yelling at him. I couldn't get him to stop so I gave in and we left. I hated myself and him for this to this day. I felt terrible and hopefully she wasn't hurt too bad.
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    Hey Gordo, What does "Astronaut" mean, anyway?

    It means Star Voyager.

    Hmmm, Star voyager Gus Grissom. I like that.
    Why Johnny Ringo, you look like someone just walked over your grave.

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    Chief Scientist (English obviously his second language): I agree with those who say we could launch a pod.
    Lyndon Johnson: A pot?
    Chief Scientist: A POD - a, uh, capsule. Now, we would be in full control of zis pod. It vill go up like a cannonball, and come down like, uh, a cannonball, splashing down into ze water, the ocean, vith a parachute to spare the life of the specimen inside.
    Lyndon Johnson: Spaceman?
    Chief Scientist: SPE-CI-MEN.
    Lyndon Johnson: Well, what kind of spe-ci-men?
    Chief Scientist: A tough one. Responsive to orders. I had in mind a jimp.
    Lyndon Johnson: JIMP? Well what the HELL is a jimp?
    Chief Scientist: A jimp. A-a-a jimpanzee, Senator. An ape.
    ITMFA

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    And the flowers are still standing!

    Someone blows their nose and you want to keep it?

    We came. We saw. We kicked its ass!

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    F**king-A

    that's the worst looking hat i ever saw. i bet you buy a hat like that, you get a free bowl of soup.

    we have a pool and a pond, pond would be good for you.
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    You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
    Why Johnny Ringo, you look like someone just walked over your grave.

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    Inspired by the "Meth, Smack, Blow..." thread.

    This exchange made me LOL:

    Reese Bobby: "Now, there's nothing like driving to avoid jail. Nothing hones your mind and your instincts like necessity. So I taped a kilo of cocaine underneath the car and called the boys in blue. Now, the way I figure it, you got about two minutes before they show up and you do 5 to 10. So, what's it going to be? Fear or prison?"

    Ricky: "Man, what the hell are you talking about?"

    Reese Bobby: "Real simple, son! Cops are coming! There's a kilo of Colombian bam-bam under the car. Time to be a man. You got hair on your peaches or what?"
    Why Johnny Ringo, you look like someone just walked over your grave.

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    Billy Clanton: Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.

    Doc Holliday: I have two guns, one for each of ya.

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    Old Lodge Skins: "It is a good day to die"

    Old Lodge Skins: "My heart soars like a hawk!"

    Jack Crabb: "Grandfather, I have a white wife."
    Old Lodge Skins: "You do? That's interesting. Does she cook and does she work hard?"
    Jack Crabb: "Yes, Grandfather."
    Old Lodge Skins: "That surprises me. Does she show pleasant enthusiasm when you mount her?"
    Jack Crabb: "Well sure, Grandfather."
    Old Lodge Skins: "That surprises me even more. I tried one of them once, but she didn't show any enthusiasm at all."

    All from Little Big Man

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    "old McDonald had a farm...and on that farm he shot some guys." - Usual Suspects
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    Quote Originally Posted by watermonkey View Post
    "Housekeeping. You want me for pillow?" - Tommy Boy
    lol! So many good ones in that movie!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirt farmer View Post
    Old Lodge Skins: "It is a good day to die"

    Old Lodge Skins: "My heart soars like a hawk!"

    Jack Crabb: "Grandfather, I have a white wife."
    Old Lodge Skins: "You do? That's interesting. Does she cook and does she work hard?"
    Jack Crabb: "Yes, Grandfather."
    Old Lodge Skins: "That surprises me. Does she show pleasant enthusiasm when you mount her?"
    Jack Crabb: "Well sure, Grandfather."
    Old Lodge Skins: "That surprises me even more. I tried one of them once, but she didn't show any enthusiasm at all."

    All from Little Big Man
    Such a Great Movie!!!
    So many great quotes, but Old Lodge Skins has some of the best...

    Old Lodge Skins: Am I still in this world?

    Jack Crabb: Yes Grandfather.

    Old Lodge Skins: Heeya... I was afraid of that. Well sometimes the magic works and sometimes it doesn't. Let's go back to the tepee and eat my son. My newest snake wife cooks dog very well.

    Jack Crabb: Alright Grandfather.

    Old Lodge Skins: She also has very soft skin. The trouble with snake women is they copulate with horses which makes them strange to me. She says she doesn't, that's why I call her "Doesn't like Horses." But of course she's lying.

    Jack Crabb: Of course Grandfather.

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