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    Mookie's House Warming: Let's See Your Gifts!

    As most of us know, Mookie has relocated to another state to start a great new job. Let's give him a warm welcome to this next chapter in his life by presenting him with some nice things.

    I'll start.

    Mook, so that you won't have to drink quite as much beer (due to local alcohol percentage limits) to reach that point of pleasure, please enjoy a 12 pack of Fat Tire Amber Ale.
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    Why thank you very much. Don't mind if I do.
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    And that beer is made right down the street from me.


    My gift to you is a BIG bike to beat the Mormons during the Sunday rush hour.
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Nice DJ! It looks like I can give rides to the wayward ones.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    Nice DJ! It looks like I can give rides to the wayward ones.
    Think you can fit Brandi in there some how?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Think you can fit Brandi in there some how?
    That wouldn't be a problem. She's a slim gal.
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    Hey Mook I also got you this.....


    Just in case you left yours behind during the move like I did.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Hey Mook I also got you this.....


    Just in case you left yours behind during the move like I did.
    Cool! Now we can see pictures of the local talent!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Hey Mook I also got you this.....


    Just in case you left yours behind during the move like I did.
    Sweet! One cannot have too much photography equipment.

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    Cool! Now we can see pictures of the local talent!!!
    I might need something a bit less conspicuous. I wouldn't want to be too obvious after all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Cool! Now we can see pictures of the local talent!!!
    Beat me to it..
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Beat me to it..
    Demented minds think alike.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    I might need something a bit less conspicuous. I wouldn't want to be too obvious after all.
    Nahhh, just act like you are a paparazzi and tell them that you are in town for some modeling shoot. They talent will flock toward you. You'll be a modern day pied piper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    Demented minds think alike.
    Thanks for the compliment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Nahhh, just act like you are a paparazzi and tell them that you are in town for some modeling shoot. They talent will flock toward you. You'll be a modern day pied piper.
    This may be true for many people but unfortunately for me I look so sketchy as it is. So having a large camera taking pictures would definitely be a tough act to pull off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Thanks for the compliment.
    This is just about the highest compliments that I can dole out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    Demented minds think alike.
    Thanks for the complement. LOL
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Just in case you need this. My son spent some time in a couple Utah "colleges" while living there for a short time. The authorities there seem to have little tolerance for what are minor infractions and misdemeanors in other states.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Thanks for the complement. LOL
    It is the highest of compliments, at least for the OC.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Glide the Clyde View Post
    Just in case you need this. My son spent some time in a couple Utah "colleges" while living there for a short time. The authorities there seem to have little tolerance for what are minor infractions and misdemeanors in other states.

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    That looks like something I will most definitely need. You're a life saver Clyde!
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    Mookie, got you a bumper sticker so you can fit in with the locals and make friends quickly.

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    Here ya go Mookster! Coupla tickets to a show, that'll give you some useful fashion tips for your new location, and teach you a little about the locals...


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    I'm feeling generous this morning Mook, so here's some acceptable undergarments for you and the wife... If you ever have to change in public, you'll thank me for these:


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    The magical underwear might help you for 2015 Redbull Rampage tryouts

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    and a subscription to..

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    Here ya go Mookie....a Lana Del Rey CD box set. All three of her published albums under the Lana Del Rey® namesake.
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    ^ Ohhh man! That's some good sexy music to be having on in the background during a visit from Brandi.

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    The boys....the girls...they all like Carmen.
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    When unable to make the dash to Evanston, here's a line on good local beer..


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    ^^ LOL! "why have just one"


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    Quote Originally Posted by norton55 View Post
    Mook I think with what Norton sent you it's possible you might not see daylight for a month of more.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flyin_W View Post
    When unable to make the dash to Evanston, here's a line on good local beer..

    I helped build the post office in Evanston way back in 85'-86'ish. We would mad dash it to SLC for the night life in search of Mormon girls.
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    Here ya go Mook this should help with the unpacking.
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    Here ya go, Mook.. This will help you make some friends out there. Plus you need to relax a bit, moving is stressful.

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    ^ Nice water pipe! I didn't know that tobacco was legal in legal in UT?

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    Wacky tabaccy is for medical reasons. Surprising given the state's conservative nature. Some of those uptight folks could use a spliff or 2.

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    spliff, ganja, chronic, dope, weed, MJ, bud, smoke, pakalolo... many words/phrases, one meaning.

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    A commemorative T-shirt?


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    Here ya go Mookie, just in case you bring any of those Mormon girls home. (I hear they know how to worship)

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    Here ya go Mook this should keep the Mormon girls at bay.
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    ^ What's up with the PWT chick with a partial sleeve tattoo on her left arm, thunder thighs, and well defined beer gut?

    Maybe the t-shirt should actually say "I love (to abuse) Mormon Boys".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    ^ What's up with the PWT chick with a partial sleeve tattoo on her left arm, thunder thighs, and well defined beer gut?

    Maybe the t-shirt should actually say "I love (to abuse) Mormon Boys".
    The shirt is for Mook to wear to keep the Mormon girls from attacking him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post
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    w t f ??
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    this might jog your memory but NSFW

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Danger View Post
    Mookie, got you a bumper sticker so you can fit in with the locals and make friends quickly.

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    Haha thanks SD. I'll have tons of friends in no time! I'm sure I'll get all kinds of prepping advice from the friendly natives.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    Here ya go Mookster! Coupla tickets to a show, that'll give you some useful fashion tips for your new location, and teach you a little about the locals...


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    Oooo very nice. I've been wanting to go for the longest time and now I'll have my chance.

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    Lol, I'm feeling very blessed right about now. This might be the most thoughtful gift I've ever received.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    The magical underwear might help you for 2015 Redbull Rampage tryouts
    Ha, the sacred undergarments might come in handy for my every day riding. I need all the help I can get.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishbucket View Post


    and a subscription to..

    Gosh, thanks FB. One can't have too much TP. Maybe I can go out with some of the neighborhood kids for a little good clean fun.

    Sunset - that's classic!
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Here ya go Mookie....a Lana Del Rey CD box set. All three of her published albums under the Lana Del Rey® namesake.
    Now my new home will make me feel right at home. I could probably serenade some of the Mormon girls with Lana.

    If Lana doesn't freak them out that is.

    Hawg, Brandi digs Lana.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flyin_W View Post
    When unable to make the dash to Evanston, here's a line on good local beer..

    Thanks Flyin_W! Why have just one is right. I'll be looking forward to trying one.

    Ah, I have fond memories of the Evanston run. We used to go through Evanston to get to the Uintas for hiking and fishing. On the way back we would load up the truck. Good Utah times.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gordon Shumway View Post
    Here ya go, Mook.. This will help you make some friends out there. Plus you need to relax a bit, moving is stressful.

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    Haha Gordo, nice. Now where the hell do I get something to put in that sucker?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post

    Here ya go Mookie

    Sweet, Corn. I've been wanting one of these for quite awhile now. I have a feeling that I'm going to fit right in now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    Haha Gordo, nice. Now where the hell do I get something to put in that sucker?
    From your "buds" back in legal town Seattle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by norton55 View Post
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    Mook I think with what Norton sent you it's possible you might not see daylight for a month of more.
    Oh my Norton, thank you very much. Between this and Lana I may never leave the house!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Here ya go Mook this should help with the unpacking.
    I've been unpacking all day. One of these would definitely come in handy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    Hawg, Brandi digs Lana.
    I knew it!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    I've been unpacking all day. One of these would definitely come in handy.
    How much time do you have to get settled in before you begin your new job?

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    Quote Originally Posted by random walk View Post
    A commemorative T-shirt?

    Thanks random. This should be a good conversation starter. I wonder if anybody will get it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post
    Here ya go Mookie, just in case you bring any of those Mormon girls home. (I hear they know how to worship)

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    Lol, I ain't touching that one with a 10 foot pole, emu. I think I would scare those gals off with one of these.

    I'll put it above the fireplace and see what happens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Here ya go Mook this should keep the Mormon girls at bay.
    Since I don't see a tsunami of Mormon girls coming my way I can't afford to do anything that will discourage them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    From your "buds" back in legal town Seattle.
    If only WA was a little closer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    How much time do you have to get settled in before you begin your new job?
    Thankfully I have plenty of flexibility on when I start. I'm hoping to get into the office sometime this week, maybe thurs or friday. I know that I'll need a day or two to relax after all this. I'm hoping to get a little ride in mid week. We'll see, maybe its just the 3.2 beer talking.
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    This stuff will have those finicky Mormon girls falling into your arms...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    Thankfully I have plenty of flexibility on when I start. I'm hoping to get into the office sometime this week, maybe thurs or friday. I know that I'll need a day or two to relax after all this. I'm hoping to get a little ride in mid week. We'll see, maybe its just the 3.2 beer talking.
    So what do you think about this Can-O-Worms you've opened up.

    Hard to keep up with all the questions.
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    Did you find the Camera Yet ??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    This stuff will have those finicky Mormon girls falling into your arms...

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    Excellent it even contains a pheromone called a copulin. I never heard of that before but it must work, they said so.

    I'm going to get a gallon of this stuff. Lord knows I could use it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    Oh my Norton, thank you very much. Between this and Lana I may never leave the house!
    You have a new place that I'm sure needs a little cleaning.

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    Did you find the Camera Yet ??
    we need pics of the digs... for all we know you live in a car in Boston.
    Now that's faith in your fellow OC brethren if I ever seen it before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    So what do you think about this Can-O-Worms you've opened up.

    Hard to keep up with all the questions.
    I like Cans-O-Worms. The new place is pretty bare so these gifts are, besides being tokens of OC camaraderie, essential to getting the new digs up to speed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    Excellent it even contains a pheromone called a copulin. I never heard of that before but it must work, they said so.

    I'm going to get a gallon of this stuff. Lord knows I could use it.
    I wonder if there are any Utah chapters of the Mormon Girls dating site?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishbucket View Post
    Did you find the Camera Yet ??
    we need pics of the digs... for all we know you live in a car in Boston.
    Lol, I haven't yet. I think its in the stuff that I had trucked out here. I'm going to get that those boxes tomorrow.

    So I was really missed the camera this morning. Yesterday it was cold and rainy here. But this morning when I got to the new townhome (where I now live) it was mostly sunny. What was really cool was that the foothills were covered with snow and it would have made a great picture.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Now that's faith in your fellow OC brethren if I ever seen it before.
    Hey ! I've seen lots of homeless d00ds with smartphones....
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    Quote Originally Posted by norton55 View Post
    You have a new place that I'm sure needs a little cleaning.
    You know, just to touch up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Now that's faith in your fellow OC brethren if I ever seen it before.
    Trust but verify.
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    Hey Mookie, here's a bonus track not found on the CDs.....Lana covering Kurt Cobain.

    And lookin' like she enjoys rokkin out a bit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    I wonder if there are any Utah chapters of the Mormon Girls dating site?
    Is this a real site? If so I'm going to set up an account pronto.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    Is this a real site? If so I'm going to set up an account pronto.
    So, Mookie, share with us the details of another full day in your new home land! What did you see? What did you learn? What did you experience?

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    I've learned a few things:

    People don't use turn signals.
    Drivers don't yield to pedestrians, I was nearly run down twice today. (I thought coming from the big city would prepare me for walking in a smaller town - I was wrong).
    Practically all restaurants are closed on Sunday.
    There are a LOT of nice lookin' gals walking around.
    Winter is just about here, there's snow in the foothills just outside of town.
    The tap water is really good.
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    Enjoy your new digs.............

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    Quote Originally Posted by norton55 View Post
    Enjoy your new digs.............
    It really made a difference getting some furniture in the new place. And I've had a few gas eruptions for some added ambiance. Its starting to really feel like home.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    And I've had a few gas eruptions for some added ambiance. Its starting to really feel like home.

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    hopefully you have the electricity connected because if you are still living by candle light be wary of those gas eruptions.

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    I was gonna get you some of these



    To go with the bathroom theme gifts...


    Think this is more better ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post
    hopefully you have the electricity connected because if you are still living by candle light be wary of those gas eruptions.
    Gas and flames certainly don't mix. I was sure to extinguish all flames before my gaseous emissions. I've finally moved into the 21st century and got power connected.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishbucket View Post
    I was gonna get you some of these



    To go with the bathroom theme gifts...


    Think this is more better ...

    Matches would have been helpful...

    ...but on second thought I think the air freshener is going to be a hell lot more useful given the current state of things.
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    You're gonna need a DH bike to enter next year's Red Bull Rampage. Here ya go:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gordon Shumway View Post
    You're gonna need a DH bike to enter next year's Red Bull Rampage. Here ya go:

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    Wow, thanks Gordo. I'll start practicing right away. I'll have to make sure that I've got the new insurance up and running first though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    It really made a difference getting some furniture in the new place. And I've had a few gas eruptions for some added ambiance. Its starting to really feel like home.

    When's the party?

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    Quote Originally Posted by norton55 View Post
    When's the party?
    I'm hoping to have one this Saturday. I'll need several cases of NA sparkling juice since I'm not spying too many party animals in my neighborhood. Its going to be an epic blowout I tell ya!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    Its going to be an epic blowout I tell ya!
    useless statement... without a CAMERA !.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishbucket View Post
    useless statement... without a CAMERA !.
    Haha, I finally got all my stuff at the house. Now for the hard part - unpacking. I'm udderly perplexed on where to start. But I'm going to find my little Canon before too much longer.

    My long term goal is to get a quality pic of a Mormon gal doing a keg stand.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    I'm hoping to have one this Saturday. I'll need several cases of NA sparkling juice since I'm not spying too many party animals in my neighborhood. Its going to be an epic blowout I tell ya!
    Just make sure to have a casserole and sherbet punch. Talk a lot about your mission to Australia. The chicks will be all over you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Danger View Post
    Just make sure to have a casserole and sherbet punch. Talk a lot about your mission to Australia. The chicks will be all over you.
    Also, make sure your pants are pressed and your white shirt is starched.

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    And tucked in to your pants

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Danger View Post
    Just make sure to have a casserole and sherbet punch. Talk a lot about your mission to Australia. The chicks will be all over you.
    Oh yeah, this is excellent advice. They may even ask about Tone's. I'm assuming he's in the database as an ongoing project.

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    Also, make sure your pants are pressed and your white shirt is starched.
    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post
    And tucked in to your pants
    Ah yes, this is very important. If I want to get anywhere with these girls I'll have to transform from my usual slob/casual to more of a presentable style. I'll have to get a haircut and maybe even think about getting some blonde highlights.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    Oh yeah, this is excellent advice. They may even ask about Tone's. I'm assuming he's in the database as an ongoing project.





    Ah yes, this is very important. If I want to get anywhere with these girls I'll have to transform from my usual slob/casual to more of a presentable style. I'll have to get a haircut and maybe even think about getting a blonde with highlights.
    fify.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post
    And tucked in to your pants
    And wear a black tie and ride your Mongoose from door to door. Oh wait wrong dudes..

    Mook glad to hear your settling in to your new surroundings. When do you start your new job?
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    And wear a black tie and ride your Mongoose from door to door. Oh wait wrong dudes..

    Mook glad to hear your settling in to your new surroundings. When do you start your new job?
    I have a flexible starting date. I have a few moving related errands that I'm going to finish up tomorrow. I'm pretty beat so I'll loaf on Thursday. I'm aiming for Friday. Actually I'm pretty excited to get into work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by norton55 View Post
    fify.
    Nice! With luck my blonde highlights will help me get a blonde with highlights.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    I have a flexible starting date. I have a few moving related errands that I'm going to finish up tomorrow. I'm pretty beat so I'll loaf on Thursday. I'm aiming for Friday. Actually I'm pretty excited to get into wor
    If you have weekends off you may as well start on Monday.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    If you have weekends off you may as well start on Monday.
    I don't work weekends but I figure if I go in on Friday I can get my feet wet, take a look around and have the weekend to get ready for the week ahead.

    On the other hand...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    I don't work weekends but I figure if I go in on Friday I can get my feet wet, take a look around and have the weekend to get ready for the week ahead.

    On the other hand...
    So what's the verdict are you going in tomorrow or waiting until Monday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    So what's the verdict are you going in tomorrow or waiting until Monday.

    Here's your latest gift....
    Wait a minute. So are you giving me a horse and carriage (driver included?) or a bride?

    I'm leaning towards starting Monday. I've been running errands and trying to unpack (not even close to finishing that awful job). Friday could happen but I would put money on Monday.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    Wait a minute. So are you giving me a horse and carriage (driver included?) or a bride?

    I'm leaning towards starting Monday. I've been running errands and trying to unpack (not even close to finishing that awful job). Friday could happen but I would put money on Monday.
    A Mormon bride out in the green pastures of Utah. There has to be some green there.

    I'm glad that you "may" possibly take my advice and hold off until Monday.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    A Mormon bride out in the green pastures of Utah. There has to be some green there.

    I'm glad that you "may" possibly take my advice and hold off until Monday.
    Thanks, I'll take it!
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    Found another one for ya, Mookie:



    NEW! - Bug-A-Salt In Action - YouTube

    I gotta get one of these for myself ,lol!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    Found another one for ya, Mookie:



    NEW! - Bug-A-Salt In Action - YouTube

    I gotta get one of these for myself ,lol!
    That's awesome in a sick kind of way. The salt is just like shotgun pellets and it just disappears into the carpet or wherever. I want one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    That's awesome in a sick kind of way. The salt is just like shotgun pellets and it just disappears into the carpet or wherever. I want one.
    I'd leave the doors open and let 'em fly in...and meet their fate
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    Found another one for ya, Mookie:



    NEW! - Bug-A-Salt In Action - YouTube

    I gotta get one of these for myself ,lol!
    OMG, thanks Corn! I'll even go outside to hunt me up some bugs. I could spend hours with that sucker!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    I'd leave the doors open and let 'em fly in...and meet their fate
    No doubt. Heck they won't get too far if the Bug-A-Salt is locked and loaded.
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    mmm, I always like to season my protein before cooking it, that thing is ingenious.

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    I'd leave the doors open and let 'em fly in...and meet their fate
    I'd leave all the windows and doors open just to give them a sporting chance. A jar of honey and a fresh steak just to draw them in.
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