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    Lottery ticket bartering

    Ok, say you go into a pizza parlor and say, "Will you take 5 Scratchers for a large combo? No? How about 7?"

    Think it will catch on?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Nope!
    I'll send you three lottery tix if you ease up on the apostrophes!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Finch Platte View Post
    I'll send you three lottery tix if you ease up on the apostrophes!
    Nope! Even more to follow now.
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    We got new toilets in our home today!!! Ultra low volume, .8 GPF!!! Just doing our part to save water...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    We got new toilets in our home today!!! Ultra low volume, .8 GPF!!! Just doing our part to save water...
    And you want to barter for 6 lottery tickets.
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    Good job Hawg. I can give you 10 lottery tickets for your efforts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    Good job Hawg. I can give you 10 lottery tickets for your efforts.
    Oh sure up me by 4.
    Hawg I'll see Mookies offer and up him by 2. That's 12 tickets for 3 uninstalled clean toilets.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Oh sure up me by 4.
    Hawg I'll see Mookies offer and up him by 2. That's 12 tickets for 3 uninstalled clean toilets.
    Mook is a kind soul. He offered me 10 lottery tickets just for my good deed. He asked for nothing in return.

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    Wouldn't you guys just sh!t yourselves if you did barter lottery tickets for something you wanted and then one of those tickets turned out to be a jackpot winner?

    I think this bartering idea is a bad one. Sorry Finchy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Mook is a kind soul. He offered me 10 lottery tickets just for my good deed. He asked for nothing in return.

    Mook for PRESIDENT!!!
    Well hopefully Mook can out do our current president who is a little self absorbed at the moment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Mook is a kind soul. He offered me 10 lottery tickets just for my good deed. He asked for nothing in return.

    Mook for PRESIDENT!!!
    Hear hear!

    Yup, just a little something for your green ways.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Wouldn't you guys just sh!t yourselves if you did barter lottery tickets for something you wanted and then one of those tickets turned out to be a jackpot winner?

    I think this bartering idea is a bad one. Sorry Finchy.
    At least DJ would have ample toilets if needed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    Hear hear!

    Yup, just a little something for your green ways.
    Upon receiving these tickets I will scratch them to reveal their secrets and I promise to share any winnings with you for your thoughtfulness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    At least DJ would have ample toilets if needed.
    My Lord, how many toilets does one man need?! One for peeing, one for pooping, and one for puking????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Upon receiving these tickets I will scratch them to reveal their secrets and I promise to share any winnings with you for your thoughtfulness.
    Thanks for that! I could use a few extra dollars.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    My Lord, how many toilets does one man need?! One for peeing, one for pooping, and one for puking????
    This is extreme toilet specialization. DJ seems very keen on covering his bases. At the very least a dedicated puking toilet would be nice though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    Thanks for that! I could use a few extra dollars.
    Here's a fin spot for ya.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    This is extreme toilet specialization. DJ seems very keen on covering his bases. At the very least a dedicated puking toilet would be nice though.
    He needs that "balance" in his life. Ask him about that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finch Platte View Post
    Ok, say you go into a pizza parlor and say, "Will you take 5 Scratchers for a large combo? No? How about 7?

    Think it will catch on?
    You want to scratch someone for slice and a drink, perv.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Ultra low volume, .8 GPF!!! Just doing our part to save water...
    Save water, But buy a plunger...! good luck flushing a logjam with .8 gal!
    DJ can puke more than that !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishbucket View Post
    Save water, But buy a plunger...! good luck flushing a logjam with .8 gal!
    DJ can puke more than that !
    I will let you know in the morning... As of late, I have been producing absolute masterpieces which will undoubtedly thoroughly test the new system.

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    Funny you guys should mention that. Just this morning I really challenged my old fashioned high volume toilet. It was enough that I stayed until everything went away. I don't know if these low volume jobs would be a safe call for me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    Funny you guys should mention that. Just this morning I really challenged my old fashioned high volume toilet. It was enough that I stayed until everything went away. I don't know if these low volume jobs would be a safe call for me.
    No definitely not for me as well. I opt for the turbo jet models myself.
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    We are a predictable lot.
    From bikinis & ta-ta's directly into the crapper.
    Do not pass go - do not collect $200.
    Low flow - big load - massive log jam - Cloggersville flood here we come.

    No apostrophes used.
    No scratchies wanted.

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    I have great news! All this crappy talk we've been having her this evening got my knothole all happy to produce so I went in and tested the new system. I'd call it a medium production size portion, not small by any standard. And ....down it went, actually even better than my last crapper! These new toilets build compression internally which sucks it all down. I fear that the old school gravity pull toilet's days a numbered. Mine has a top button. You push it in and then count to 2. The counting builds compression then down she goes. You'd think that this compression suction would be loud like a commercial crapper but it's actually quiet. Wow!

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    Back to Finch's original question, why wouldn't the person prefer to take full price for the pizza, then buy their own 7 lottery tickets and keep the difference?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    I have great news! All this crappy talk we've been having her this evening got my knothole all happy to produce so I went in and tested the new system. I'd call it a medium production size portion, not small by any standard. And ....down it went, actually even better than my last crapper! These new toilets build compression internally which sucks it all down. I fear that the old school gravity pull toilet's days a numbered. Mine has a top button. You push it in and then count to 2. The counting builds compression then down she goes. You'd think that this compression suction would be loud like a commercial crapper but it's actually quiet. Wow!
    I must have used one of these last week when I was out of town. The freakin' toilet sucked everything down with such force that I could feel a slight breeze against my calves. It really took me by surprise.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    I must have used one of these last week when I was out of town. The freakin' toilet sucked everything down with such force that I could feel a slight breeze against my calves. It really took me by surprise.
    It's the new shizzle for your shizzles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    It's the new shizzle for your shizzles.
    With my high fiber diet I've got manly shizzles.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    I have great news! All this crappy talk we've been having her this evening got my knothole all happy to produce so I went in and tested the new system. I'd call it a medium production size portion, not small by any standard. And ....down it went, actually even better than my last crapper! These new toilets build compression internally which sucks it all down. I fear that the old school gravity pull toilet's days a numbered. Mine has a top button. You push it in and then count to 2. The counting builds compression then down she goes. You'd think that this compression suction would be loud like a commercial crapper but it's actually quiet.
    Wow!
    You called your turd a she. You sexist pig.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    You called your turd a she. You sexist pig.
    Good eye, we have to be careful around here ya know.

    Anchors aweigh!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    I must have used one of these last week when I was out of town. The freakin' toilet sucked everything down with such force that I could feel a slight breeze against my calves. It really took me by surprise.
    Ahhh that's toilet heaven in my book. When I'm
    out in public and get the urge I seek those toilets
    out.
    Finch is going to crap when he's sees what this thread has become.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Ahhh that's toilet heaven in my book. When I'm
    out in public and get the urge I seek those toilets
    out.
    Finch is going to crap when he's sees what this thread has become.
    I'm liking these new fangled toilets all right. I hope Finchy isn't too surprised, its the normal OC trajectory for any thread.

    OC truth: All threads will end up as poop or fart topics, regardless of the original subject.
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    Sigh, I miss the old days when the threads would end up with gratuitous postings of bikini babes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    Sigh, I miss the old days when the threads would end up with gratuitous postings of bikini babes.
    Indeed my friend. I was going to include that outcome but decided against it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    You called your turd a she. You sexist pig.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    Sigh, I miss the old days when the threads would end up with gratuitous postings of bikini babes.
    You do know about the Litter Box over at HK, don't you? You can have your wildest dreams in there. Go see!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Ahhh that's toilet heaven in my book. When I'm
    out in public and get the urge I seek those toilets
    out.
    Finch is going to crap when he's sees what this thread has become.
    Blame it on me. I started this crap talk session.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Blame it on me. I started this crap talk session.
    Hey, somebody had to do it.
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    When I was in Juvenile Hall.... yes, I know... i wasn't always a nice guy..

    The cell mate tried to flush his sheets down the crapper... it went about half way. Those jail shitters have some pull !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishbucket View Post
    When I was in Juvenile Hall.... yes, I know... i wasn't always a nice guy..

    The cell mate tried to flush his sheets done the crapper... it went about half way. Those jail shitters have some pull !
    He did that just to be a dick?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishbucket View Post
    When I was in Juvenile Hall.... yes, I know... i wasn't always a nice guy..

    The cell mate tried to flush his sheets done the crapper... it went about half way. Those jail shitters have some pull !
    Lol, that's impressive. I'm very happy that we can say one of the OCers got locked up in juvi.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    He did that just to be a dick?
    Just doing the laundry?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    He did that just to be a dick?
    Maybe he was trying to conceal the evil. The evil of: "What Lies Beneath"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    He did that just to be a dick?
    Yes sir' .. his elevator didnt go to the top.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Procter View Post
    Back to Finch's original question, why wouldn't the person prefer to take full price for the pizza, then buy their own 7 lottery tickets and keep the difference?
    Aha! Therein lies the rub.

    Actually, you could use anything to barter with. Sounds like most of you could offer NOT to use the facilities in exchange for a healthy discount.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    We got new toilets in our home today!!! Ultra low volume, .8 GPF!!! Just doing our part to save water...
    That means at least 3 flushes, minimum, for a man-sized turd.
    Posted from experience.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Ray View Post
    That means at least 3 flushes, minimum, for a man-sized turd.
    Posted from experience.
    Not in this case. It flushes gophers down in the first attempt! This thing really works!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Not in this case. It flushes gophers down in the first attempt! This thing really works!
    It's the girth that matters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    It's the girth that matters.
    So then, a softball is more concerning than a zucchini?

    BTW, look whose still awake after a long night spent "up" the Litter Box!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishbucket View Post
    When I was in Juvenile Hall.... yes, I know... i wasn't always a nice guy..

    The cell mate tried to flush his sheets down the crapper... it went about half way. Those jail shitters have some pull !
    Those toilets would have to have some pull with the crap food they feed you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Ray View Post
    That means at least 3 flushes, minimum, for a man-sized turd.
    Posted from experience.
    You call 3 flushes a man sized turd. I'm on a minimum of 6 per session.
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