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    Line From Your Favorite Song About Drinking

    Gonna get drunk, don't you have no fear.
    I want one bourban, one scotch and one beer.



    George Thorogood and the Destroyers
    Last edited by aikane; 05-06-2012 at 08:53 AM. Reason: Clarification

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    "If you take 100 gr. of spray against bedbugs,
    Add some callus concoction,
    A few drops of Chanelle perfume,
    Pour in rubber cement
    And dilute it all with nail polish,
    It gets even dockers drunk,
    But would just make me see in the dark."

    (Alexander Dolskiy, "The sailor of the Universe")
    Sorry for my clumsy translation and please, don't try the above recipe at home!
    Last edited by xenon; 05-05-2012 at 11:12 AM.

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    Most of the drinking songs I know would appear as ***** ***** *** ********* if I tried to type them out.

    I'll give it a try...

    There's a skeeter on my peter whack it off,
    there's a skeeter on my peter whack it off,
    there's a dozen on my cousin
    and the f^ckin' things are buzzin'
    there's a skeeter on my peter whack it off !
    Authorities speculate that speed may have been a factor. They are also holding gravity and inertia for questioning.

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    I'm like James Brown/
    only white and taller/
    and all I want to do/
    is stomp and holler.

    Hayes Carll

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    My drinking problem left today.

    -Hank 3

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    When you're driving down the highway at night
    And you're feelin' that wild turkey's bite
    Don't give Johnny Walker a ride
    Cause Jack Black is right by your side
    You might get taken to the jailhouse and find
    You've been arrested for driving while blind


    ZZ Top

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    We found him with his face down in the pillow
    With a note that said I'll love her til I die
    And when we buried him beneath the willow
    The angels sang a whiskey lullaby.




    Brad Paisley and Allison Krauss

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    Songs about or that mention drinking are different from drinking songs. Just sayin'.
    Authorities speculate that speed may have been a factor. They are also holding gravity and inertia for questioning.

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    "red solo cup"


    The Beer Song is pretty good too by Rodney Carrington.

    Weird Al's version of the Beer song is funny as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caffeine Powered View Post
    Songs about or that mention drinking are different from drinking songs. Just sayin'.
    Duly noted, title has been reworded. But since you posted without including lyrics, you will be fined one six-pack.

    I wasn't born for diggin deep holes
    I'm not made for pavin long roads
    I ain't cut out to climb high line poles
    But I'm pretty good at drinking beer





    Performed by Billy Currington

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    why dont we get drunk, and screw?

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    I live my life for a layer of ice
    Just like those poured by my bartender vice
    Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime,
    When you have a good martini time!

    Reverend Horton Heat, It's Martini Time - YouTube

    Party!
    Get naked!
    Buy us beer!

    Throw furniture!
    Gin 'n Tonic!
    Get naked!



    the cadillac hearse, tequila bottle fins
    at gringo manor, the party really never ends
    Authorities speculate that speed may have been a factor. They are also holding gravity and inertia for questioning.

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    Well I was drunk,
    The day my mom got out of prison.
    Its all Shits and Giggles until somebody Giggles and Shits

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    "You look better when I'm drunk"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    Well I was drunk,
    The day my mom got out of prison.
    +1 Love me some DAC

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    I know the OP said "line", but since even he posted more than one...:

    I never gargled, I never gambled, I never smoked at all.
    Until I met my two good amigos, Nick Teen and Al K. Hall.

    Strange as it seems, I met in my dreams, Nick Teen and Al K. Hall.
    Here's what they said to me, 'Use your head, just see your life is very, very dull"

    Well, I never gargled, I never gambled, I never smoked at all.
    Until I met my two good amigos, Nick Teen and Al K. Hall.

    So I said to Nick, 'Nick tell me quick, what should a fellow do?'
    He said to me, 'Boy, easy to see boy, you should try a cigarette or two.'

    Well, I never gargled, I never gambled, I never smoked at all.
    Until I met my two good amigos, Nick Teen and Al K. Hall.

    So I lit a ***, and I took a drag, then to my great surprise,
    I started to gasp, and coughed like a rasp,
    And everything spun round before my eyes.

    Well, I never gargled, I never gambled, I never smoked at all.
    Until I met my two good amigos, Nick Teen and Al K. Hall.

    So I said to Al, 'Al, be a pal, what do you really think?'
    He said to me, 'Boy, easy to see boy, smoking's kid's stuff, pour yourself a drink.'

    Well, I never gargled, I never gambled, I never smoked at all.
    Until I met my two good amigos, Nick Teen and Al K. Hall.

    So quick as a wink, I took a drink, swigged a glassful down.
    First it seemed to hit me, then it turned around and bit me,
    And everything went all spinning round.

    Well, I never gargled, I never gambled, I never smoked at all.
    Until I met my two good amigos, Nick Teen and Al K. Hall.

    Well, here is the joke, when I awoke, it wasn't finished yet,
    I noticed first a terrible thirst
    And then a craving for a cigarette.

    Well, I never gargled, I never gambled, I never smoked at all.
    Until I met my two good amigos, Nick Teen and Al K. Hall.

    Well, take my advice, this smoking is nice and the drinking is really lush.
    As you can see, there's no change in me,
    I'm still as pure as the driven slush.

    Well, I never gargled, I never gambled, I never smoked at all.
    Until I met my two good amigos, Nick Teen and Al K. Hall.
    It's all Here. Now.

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    One of my fav songs/artists:

    MIGHTY MIGHTY BOSSTONES - "Another Drinkin' Song"

    Gonna dive into a dive I've dove into before.
    Gonna aunt a haunt I've haunted like a million times or more.
    A familiar joint where getting drunk's the only point.
    To frequent this place with any frequency at all.
    Countin' on a remedy I've counted on before.
    Goin' with a cure that's never failed me.
    What you call the disease, I call the remedy.
    What you're callin' the cause, I call the cure.

    Gonna sing a song, a song to you, a song I've sung before.
    Belt out a ballad that I've belted out a million times or more.
    The words I'm gonna scream,
    And getting drunk is the central theme to the lyrics
    If you can make the lyrics out at all.
    Countin' on a remedy I've counted on before.
    Goin' with a cure that's never failed me.
    What you call the disease, I call the remedy.
    What you're callin' the cause, I call the cure.
    Just a devotion to a potion.
    Please, no applause.
    A dedication to a medication.
    A crutch, a cure, a cause.
    What I've counted on to pick me up has knocked me to my knees.
    Before I hit the floor once more I'll call it the disease.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    Well I was drunk,
    The day my mom got out of prison.
    And I went to pick 'er up, in the rain!
    But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck, she got runned over by a damned 'ol train.

    Best drinking song ever. Bust it out at a campfire... You'll see
    It's the perfect time of year, Somewhere far away from here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seo View Post
    "You look better when I'm drunk"
    Or, as a Russian proverb goes: "There are no ugly women, there is not enough vodka!"
    Last edited by xenon; 05-08-2012 at 07:22 AM.

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    So come take a drink and drown your sorrows,
    and all of our fears will be gone till tomorrow.
    Have no regrets and live for the day,
    in Nancy's harbour café.


    Alestorm, "Nancy the Tavern Wench"

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    "You're like a bad rumor baby, you're all over town" *









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    Lager, lager, lager, lager

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    Everyone said, Id come to no good, I knew I would pearly, believe them.
    Half of my life, I spent doin time for some other fcukers crime,
    The other half found me stumbling round drunk on burgundy wine.



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    DJ, "Because I'm sure the world need's more dudes stalking the woods stoned out of their mind carrying a deadly weapon."

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    Well, I woke up Sunday morning
    With no way to hold my head that didn't hurt.
    And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad,
    So I had one more for dessert.

    Then I fumbled in my closet through my clothes
    And found my cleanest dirty shirt.
    Then I washed my face and combed my hair
    And stumbled down the stairs to meet the day.

    I'd smoked my mind the night before
    With cigarettes and songs I'd been picking.
    But I lit my first and watched a small kid
    Playing with a can that he was kicking.
    Then I walked across the street
    And caught the Sunday smell of someone frying chicken.
    And Lord, it took me back to something that I'd lost
    Somewhere, somehow along the way.

    On a Sunday morning sidewalk,
    I'm wishing, Lord, that I was stoned.
    'Cause there's something in a Sunday
    That makes a body feel alone.
    And there's nothing short a' dying
    That's half as lonesome as the sound
    Of the sleeping city sidewalk
    And Sunday morning coming down.

    In the park I saw a daddy
    With a laughing little girl that he was swinging.
    And I stopped beside a Sunday school
    And listened to the songs they were singing.
    Then I headed down the street,
    And somewhere far away a lonely bell was ringing,
    And it echoed through the canyon
    Like the disappearing dreams of yesterday.

    On a Sunday morning sidewalk,
    I'm wishing, Lord, that I was stoned.
    'Cause there's something in a Sunday
    That makes a body feel alone.
    And there's nothing short a' dying
    That's half as lonesome as the sound
    Of the sleeping city sidewalk
    And Sunday morning coming down.

    Johnny Cash. Best hangover song ever.
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    So many good drinkin' songs. Here's one of my favorites:

    Lately I've been thinkin', I just might quit drinkin'.
    Now I don't know all-in-all.
    I just might stay home, get drunk all alone,
    And punch a few holes in the wall.

    I Feel like Hank Williams Tonight - Jerry Jeff Walker - YouTube

    If you're not drinking before the song starts, you probably will be before it's over!

    EDIT: Suddenly feeling a bit thirsty myself!

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    I go out with Franklin, and I come home with Lincoln

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    Draconian, "She Dies":

    I leaned my head back... then drank of opaline.
    The emerald goddess came to me... she craved my soul
    And just for a while... I had forgotten.


    Draconian- She dies (Lisa leaves Draconian ((... ) - YouTube

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    Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker,
    I could drink all the liquor down in Costa Rica

    -Blind Willie Johnson

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    X - "The Have Nots"
    Mojo Nixon - "Gin Guzzlin' Frenzy!"

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    Come on, mother****er. Put your clothes on, come on
    You lousy puke
    **** you!!!
    Why don't you call your mommy?
    You're a ****ing drunk !!!
    Yeah, I'm a ****ing drunk !!!
    Come on, mother****er !!!
    but you're a lousy lowlife who can't do nothin' for himself

    acid casualty with a repossessed car
    Vietnam vet playin' air guitar

    it's just the ****-kickin', speed-takin'
    truck-drivin' neighbors downstairs
    yeah...yeah

    whiskey-stained buck-toothed backwoods creep
    grizzly bear mother****er never goes to sleep

    it's just the ****-kickin', speed-takin'
    truck-drivin' neighbors downstairs
    oh, yeah...yeah

    belly floppin' naked in a pool of yellow sweat
    screamin' jackass with a wet cigarette

    it's just the ****-kickin', speed-takin'
    truck-drivin' neighbors downstairs
    oh
    oh, my goodness
    oh...
    mmm...

    psychotic breakdown double-edged axe
    growin' hair like a shag rug on his greasy back

    it's just the ****-kickin', speed-takin'
    truck-drivin' neighbors downstairs
    oh my goodness
    oh my goodness

    oh, yeah
    come on, honey, feel the grease
    grease, grease
    come on, honey, feel the grease
    oh, my goodness
    come on, honey, feel the grease
    oh yeah
    come on, lay it on me
    bring it down one more time
    come on, honey...

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