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    Killer instinct or serial killer

    So my little dog (7 years old) has already killed 4 bunny rabbits. I was working in the yard when I noticed her playing with something in the bushes, it was 3 little bunnies. Had to clean them up. Now today cutting the grass I saw a dead rabbit. Weird is she doesn't eat them just uses them as a chew toy. It is not like we don't feed her, she gets a meal in the morning, snacks during the day, a meal at night and all the table scraps that fall on the floor. How do I get her to stop, can't send her to jail (she is far to cute for that)?

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    Just wait until you run out of rabbits, it sounds like it won't be long.

    My dog patiently waits by gopher holes. Found one body so far, but it keeps her occupied.
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    Bunnykiller!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finch Platte View Post
    Just wait until you run out of rabbits, it sounds like it won't be long.

    My dog patiently waits by gopher holes. Found one body so far, but it keeps her occupied.
    Not the way rabbits breed, if you've got them you'll never run out of them even with a fluffy gentle looking serial killer like her. Which makes me wonder if her fluffy gentle looking look is her cover to fool the rabbits. The rabbits let her get close and and the trap is set. BAM! The cold blooded serial killer shows her mean face.
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    awww....a sweet serial killer. Maybe she loves the bunnies just a little too much.

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    At least he didn't try to boil them in a stock pot.
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    Ahhh. . . so Lana has a crazy chick side to her. Even more attractive.
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    Related: I went into my back yard awhile back and my two Jack Russell Terrorists were acting odd. I realized they were taking turns protecting a fresh "kill". At the base of the Ash tree was big ol fat grey squirrel.

    The squirrels USED to sit in the tree and taunt the dogs. That is, until this sacrificial squirrel showed them that my male Jack could very easily jump into and climb the tree. Word got out and the squirrels taunt from the roof of the house now.


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    Quote Originally Posted by chuckha62 View Post
    Related: I went into my back yard awhile back and my two Jack Russell Terrorists were acting odd. I realized they were taking turns protecting a fresh "kill". At the base of the Ash tree was big ol fat grey squirrel.

    The squirrels USED to sit in the tree and taunt the dogs. That is, until this sacrificial squirrel showed them that my male Jack could very easily jump into and climb the tree. Word got out and the squirrels taunt from the roof of the house now.


    Question: I used the words terrorist and kill, am I going to be visited by the authorities now?
    Is there a van parked across the street now?
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    Quote Originally Posted by chuckha62 View Post
    At least he didn't try to boil them in a stock pot.
    So that is why she was carrying that pot around the house.
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    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    So How do I get her to stop?
    Bullet in the head?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Pig View Post
    Bullet in the head?
    Whoa! That took a sharp turn...
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    Bring her by my place and she can get on the "methadone clinic for bunny killers": chipmunks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chuckha62 View Post
    Whoa! That took a sharp turn...
    It's more humane than what the dog is doing to the rabbits!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chuckha62 View Post
    Related: I went into my back yard awhile back and my two Jack Russell Terrorists were acting odd. I realized they were taking turns protecting a fresh "kill". At the base of the Ash tree was big ol fat grey squirrel.

    The squirrels USED to sit in the tree and taunt the dogs. That is, until this sacrificial squirrel showed them that my male Jack could very easily jump into and climb the tree. Word got out and the squirrels taunt from the roof of the house now.


    Question: I used the words terrorist and kill, am I going to be visited by the authorities now?
    Hilarious little dudes. The clowns of the dog world.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Pig View Post
    Bullet in the head?
    My dog doesn't know how to use a gun yet. 😂
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    Deke, you're dog is psycho!
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    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    My dog doesn't know how to use a gun yet. 
    And who's fault is that?

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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    Deke, you're dog is psycho!
    A little CE [Courtesy Embed] for ya.

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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    My dog doesn't know how to use a gun yet.
    Well she is only seven, would be irresponsible.

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    Damn DJ, I can't rep you here! Consider yourself pos repped for the Talking Heads embed!
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    My dog caught a gopher and dug out 4 feet of irrigation trench as a bonus!
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    Quote Originally Posted by the one ring View Post
    My dog caught a gopher and dug out 4 feet of irrigation trench as a bonus!
    Put him to work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by the one ring View Post
    My dog caught a gopher and dug out 4 feet of irrigation trench as a bonus!
    Any mug shots of said guilty party?
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Pig View Post
    Well she is only seven, would be irresponsible.
    actually that is seven in dog years, in human years that would be 49 years old.
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    Saw a T- Shirt the other day that said "In dog years I've only had one beer"...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phillbo View Post
    Saw a T- Shirt the other day that said "In dog years I've only had one beer"...
    Maybe I'm drunk, but that makes no sense.
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    i have 3 jack russel/chihuahua mixes. they've killed several rabbits, possums, squirrels and birds over the years...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Phillbo View Post
    Saw a T- Shirt the other day that said "In dog years I've only had one beer"...
    That doesn't make sense it would be for ever one beer it would be 7 dog beers.
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    1 human year = 7 dog years.
    1 human beer = 7 dog beers.

    So saying you've only had one dog beer means you've had seven?
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    blame common core...


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    Maybe a dog was wearing the t-shirt?
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    Quote Originally Posted by .WestCoastHucker. View Post
    I have 3 Jack Russell/Chihuahua mixes.
    Wow, talk about a bad day for the dog world! And you'd think you'd learn after one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by the one ring View Post
    My dog caught a gopher and dug out 4 feet of irrigation trench as a bonus!

    My dog got syphilis from the bitch down the street...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    1 human year = 7 dog years.
    1 human beer = 7 dog beers.

    So saying you've only had one dog beer means you've had seven?
    no it would be if you had 7 human beers you would have had 49 dog beers. If you only had 1 dog beer that wouldn't even be one human beer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by .WestCoastHucker. View Post
    i have 3 jack russel/chihuahua mixes. they've killed several rabbits, possums, squirrels and birds over the years...
    Excellent! I'm biased, but JRs are awesome. You have yourself a three-ring circus, I bet.
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    I had 2 Chihuahuas once. I swear they shared a brain. When i would give them a treat the female would take the treat from my left hand and the male the right. They always walked or sat with her on the left and him on the right. If I made them sit and then moved one to the other side, when i released them to get the treats they would hop over each other to get to their respective hand.

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    My cat is the serial killer around my neighborhood. Has brought in unknown number of rabbits, rat remains, several parrots(we have wild lovebirds here), an owl, 2 crows, a duck(not sure where that came from), a baby javelina, but worst of all another cat. Even once came in with a humming bird that was still alive and ok. He is the only cat in the neighborhood. He is a very large rescued feral cat and a real SOB.

    The only things my dogs have eaten was stuff in the garden. My St Bernards took a bite out of ever cabbage then ripped out 40ft of drip line. They especially liked zucchini flowers and Swiss chard. However they did take a steak off the counter and play tug a war with it in the yard. St Bernards aren't killers unless they sit on it...

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    an owl.. I'm impressed.

    The owl in my 'hood swoops over at dusk and eyes my Chiweenie. I've seen him with a rabbit in hand (claws or talons) and climb high and drop it.

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    Was a small owl. About a foot tall.

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    We try to bring the cats in at night (well, singular cat, now), but occasionally one would stay out. Can't believe we didn't lose one to a owl, fox or coyote.

    We had a skunk get yanked off our back deck by an owl one night. Of course, the skunk left every last bit of bodily fluid and waste splattered around its departure gate.
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    And then there's this: White Wolf : Meet Ingo and Poldi: Tiny rescued owl and dog are madly in love

    I'll take one of each plz.
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