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    I would rather starve than eat at McDonalds

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    I would rather ride than post this......

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    I would rather be buzzed than stoned...

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    I would rather giraffe than helicopter...

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    Cinco de Mayo is Spanish for Cinco de Mayo

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    I would rather drink beer than soda.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trail6 View Post
    I would rather starve than eat at McDonalds
    Ditto.

    But, I would also rather ride my mountain bike than have sex. There. I said it. I know that’s really going to shock many people, but I find more enjoyment in riding.
    Don’t frail and blow if you’re going to Braille and Flow.

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    I would rather eat McDonalds then Jenna Jameson. Neither is organic but what can you do...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leopold Porkstacker View Post
    Ditto.

    But, I would also rather ride my mountain bike than have sex. There. I said it. I know that’s really going to shock many people, but I find more enjoyment in riding.



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    surf bike porn rather than real porn.
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    I would rather play a bad game of golf then a good day of work
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    I would rather sh!t in my hands and clap than type this post.

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    I would rather wreck while riding than not ride at all.
    Sometimes, I question the value of my content.

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    Shave off my nipples than watch the Octomom's new porn (fully available on Google, or so I've been told).

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    Quote Originally Posted by RIVER29 View Post
    I would rather eat McDonalds then Jenna Jameson. Neither is organic but what can you do...
    McDonalds THEN Jenna??? That definitely should get the cheese burger flavor out of your mouth!!
    Low and slack.

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    Id' rather have money than be broke.

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    I'd rather be fat than eat vegan.

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    I'd rather get hurt trying than to be butthurt with regret.
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    I'd rather suffer for a moment and live happily than not suffer at at and live miserably

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    id rather pet my cat than get eaten by a dragon.

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    i'd rather be a Paki than a Pom......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
    McDonalds THEN Jenna??? That definitely should get the cheese burger flavor out of your mouth!!
    Maybe the burger but not the cheese.
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    I would rather ride in the heat than wait for it to cool down.

    It did cool a bit today,84 instead of 104,yay!

    Felt like riding on a rock thats been pulled out of a fire pit tho.

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    I would rather eat at McDonalds than die a slow unnecessary death.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirt farmer View Post
    Shave off my nipples than watch the Octomom's new porn (fully available on Google, or so I've been told).
    I highly recommend BTW

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    Cinco de Mayo is Spanish for Cinco de Mayo

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    I'd rather turtle than potato
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    I'd rather browse mtbr than do my work.

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    I'd rather watch a baseball game on TV than in person.

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    I'd rather buy toys than necessities.
    Low and slack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeginnerCycling View Post
    I'd rather watch a baseball game on TV than in person.
    REALLY??? Why? There's not much else like experiencing the "power" of an involved audience at a sports event.

    It's fun to "people watch" at a live sports event. I get a kick out of seeing how people react and express themselves differently when they get excited.

    This past Friday, I took my Dad to an MLB game and we had a blast!!! Our team won, too!

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    I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy. (old one)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cobretti View Post
    I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy. (old one)
    “I might be drunk, but at least I’m not insane”

    Yeah, I remember that song.
    Don’t frail and blow if you’re going to Braille and Flow.

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    Id scrap the passion forum all together, its a breeding ground for unicorn milkers, rainbow chasers and candy cotton farters.

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    I'd rather slam my d!ck in a door than ride a Spesh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scottap2003 View Post
    I'd rather slam my d!ck in a door than ride a Spesh.
    i'd rather not be a snob than slam my unit if i had a choice... but hey... I'd turn on the tv to see a johnnyknoxville skit.

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    I'd rather be healthy than have a broken collar bone.

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    I'd rather you not stare me in the eyes while you eat that banana, sir.


    Guess that didn't really fit this thread's requirements..oh well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sasquatch rides a SS View Post
    I'd rather you not stare me in the eyes while you eat that banana, sir.


    Guess that didn't really fit this thread's requirements..oh well.
    Just to spite you, I'll post this photo.

    Actually, wait. I'm not sure we can call this spite. I like this photo.

    Sometimes, I question the value of my content.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scottap2003 View Post
    I'd rather slam my d!ck in a door than ride a Spesh.
    Wow, now that's pure hatred.

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    That is one good looking banana.

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    i'd rather jerk off to an old steel simple lugged road bike, than a racy carbon flashy road bike. whenever i get shown some white-black-red carbon time trial race thingy, i'm like, yawn.
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    I would rather jerk off to a racy carbon flashy road bike at McDonalds than slam my d!ck in a door while having a frontal lobotomy.

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    I'd rather fight than [email protected]@k
    That was a real quote from a local brawling bar owner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Id scrap the passion forum all together, its a breeding ground for unicorn milkers, rainbow chasers and candy cotton farters.

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    I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
    Will trade for some chicken.

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    I'd rather jerk off to a, a, er, a, well I'd just rather jerk off.
    Low and slack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cobretti View Post
    I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy. (old one)
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    I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
    Read Post 30 NOOB!!!!!!!!!!
















    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Someone have a bad day?

    Yep, I overlooked it. But, you see, I just had surgery - a frontal lobotomy - and my vision hasn't quite recovered, so I didn't see it. Whew, after going through that, all I can say is that I'd much rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. Whoops, I said it again. Sorry. Really. Not.
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    Will trade for some chicken.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 53119 View Post
    i'd rather not be a snob than slam my unit if i had a choice... but hey... I'd turn on the tv to see a johnnyknoxville skit.
    Not tryin to be a snob, just not a fan of the evil empire.

    Back on topic... I'd rather run through a cornfield naked than live in Texas...again.

    Flame on Texans!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    i'd rather jerk off to an old steel simple lugged road bike, than a racy carbon flashy road bike. whenever i get shown some white-black-red carbon time trial race thingy, i'm like, yawn.
    I'd rather watch you do that while I jerk off.

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    My wife has this obsession with family portraits lately (guess a new baby does that...) and I'm really fed up with these ding dongs that buy a nice camera then call themselves photographers. Kinda like the kid buying the junky Honda with a coffee can on it being a car racer. So,

    I'd rather get hit in the junk with a baseball bat than do family portraits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scottap2003 View Post
    My wife has this obsession with family portraits lately (guess a new baby does that...) and I'm really fed up with these ding dongs that buy a nice camera then call themselves photographers. Kinda like the kid buying the junky Honda with a coffee can on it being a car racer. So,

    I'd rather get hit in the junk with a baseball bat than do family portraits.
    I'd rather eat Ding Dongs than Ho-Ho's, though Suzy-Q's trump them all!

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    I'd rather sh!t......then go blind!

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    Quote Originally Posted by scottap2003 View Post
    My wife has this obsession with family portraits lately (guess a new baby does that...) and I'm really fed up with these ding dongs that buy a nice camera then call themselves photographers. Kinda like the kid buying the junky Honda with a coffee can on it being a car racer. So,

    I'd rather get hit in the junk with a baseball bat than do family portraits.
    Pics or it didn't happen.
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Id rather hit the blonde with the mustache than have sasquatch vacuum my couch again.

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    hitting a chick just because she has a mustache is not nice
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    I'd rather smash my hand repeatadly with a meat cleaver, than eat liver. I don't care if it's smoothered in grave and onions. It still taste horrid.

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    I suppose, if there were a gun to my head, I'd rather watch her get an anal tattoo, than not watch her get an anal tattoo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirt farmer View Post
    I suppose, if there were a gun to my head, I'd rather watch her get an anal tattoo, than not watch her get an anal tattoo.
    Now that's a classy lady right there.

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    I'd rather ride my bike than my gf
    I'd rather wash my bike than my truck
    I'd rather surf for bike parts than car parts
    I'd rather spend 5k on my bike than 1k on my car

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