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    I Wanna Get Rich, Quick!

    I'm tired of being un-wealthy. There's a lot of things I'd like to have; a carbon FS fatbike, a new truck, a nice house with a halfpipe, pump track, and dirt jumps... the list goes on and on.

    How can I get rich quick?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Finch Platte View Post
    Buy a Jeep.
    Lol! Those get stuck in the mud, too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by aerius View Post
    Looks complicated... I do have some banker friends, tho.

    How about something easy:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finch Platte View Post
    Buy a Jeep.
    Noooo! Just Empty Every Pocket, trust me I know lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by EugeneTheJeep View Post
    Noooo! Just Empty Every Pocket, trust me I know lol
    Ha haa!
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    Play the lottery every week.

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    I am very rich. What I ain't got in money, I more than make up for in smart-ass-ism.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JACKL View Post
    Now we all know what happened to Navin R. Johnson...
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    Get back into photography. Specialize in potatoes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    Now we all know what happened to Navin R. Johnson...
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    F*ck Cancer

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    Grow and sell cannabis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Move to where you can legally grow and sell cannabis.
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    Grow and sell cannabis specifically where it's not legal to do so. You will have a higher demand and therefore, you can charge more.

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    Marry a rich old lady.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Move to where you can grow cauliflower and export it to Canada.
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    Grow and sell cauliflower . You will have a higher demand and therefore, you can charge more.
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    Quote Originally Posted by John Kuhl View Post
    Marry a rich old dude.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    You got me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Get back into photography. Specialize in potatoes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ericmopar View Post
    Start up a company to install tiny electric motors in bike frames.
    Then I can place tiny classified ads for it in thousands of newspapers? Hmmm...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
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    YES! Exactly like that. How much do you want for that jay peg?

    I'll give you 750 thousand.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    Then I can place tiny classified ads for it in thousands of newspapers? Hmmm...
    Korn, maybe you missed this.

    Cheating cyclist busted with hidden motor in bike - Business Insider
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    YES! Exactly like that. How much do you want for that jay peg?

    I'll give you 750 thousand.
    Sold! That was quick, I'm rich biatch!!!

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    I seen it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    Sold! That was quick, I'm rich biatch!!!



    I seen it.
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    I've got a hint on penny stocks, guaranteed to take off. Buy now for 0.014 don't miss this opportunity.

    Grow hybrid cannabis/cauliflower. Think of the demand, it'd be better than tomacco (if anyone remembers that episode of The Simpsons).
    dang

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    Quote Originally Posted by NDD View Post
    (if anyone remembers that episode of The Simpsons).
    Never saw it, but I do remember this: (@ 2:01)

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    How to get rich:

    Start your own TV show and invent some famous quotes.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Start your own TV show and invent some famous quotes.
    We can do that... we don't even have to have a reason.

    There's 3897 pages of members here, and each page has like 100 members, so 100 x 3,897 = 389,700.

    If each member were to send me $1, I'd have $389,700! We might as well make it $2, so I can haz $779,400

    I want my two dollars!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    We can do that... we don't even have to have a reason.

    There's 3897 pages of members here, and each page has like 100 members, so 100 x 3,897 = 389,700.

    If each member were to send me $1, I'd have $389,700! We might as well make it $2, so I can haz $779,400

    I want my two dollars!
    You have to excuse Hawg he's on a Waynes World kick this morning. The clip up there ^ is the 4th one he's posted in various threads on this fine morning.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    You have to excuse Hawg he's on a Waynes World kick this morning. The clip up there ^ is the 4th one he's posted in various threads on this fine morning.
    It's OK, better than that OMG gif you've been posting everywhere

    BTW, there's two movie quotes and a internet meme reference in the last post of mine that you quoted, bonus kudos if you know what they're from.
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Get back into photography. Specialize in potatoes.

    http://forums.mtbr.com/off-camber-of...l#post12453145
    How did this guy get 1 million dollars for the photo of a potato? And someone paid $6.5 million for this photo - Arizona canyon photo sells for record $6.5 million.

    I think I have quite a few nice photos on my blog. But, I haven't been offered any money for those. What's the problem?

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    You figure it out, let me know what you discover, and we'll both be rich.

    I'm pretty sure I can take a killer photograph of a potato. How to sell it for a million bux is the elusive part to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    ...and a internet meme reference ...
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    Lol! Love that cat.

    DJ's not gonna guess, he probably skimmed that post anyway.


    Anyone ever flip houses? I'm actually serious this time, and may end up doing it some day.
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    What movies? I didn't get that part.
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    What movies? I didn't get that part.
    We can do that... we don't even have to have a reason.

    @ 1:54


    This is an easy one.

    I want my two dollars!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    You have to excuse Hawg he's on a Waynes World kick this morning. The clip up there ^ is the 4th one he's posted in various threads on this fine morning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Grow and sell cannabis.
    Shhhhhhhhhhh


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    Lol! Love that cat.

    DJ's not gonna guess, he probably skimmed that post anyway.


    Anyone ever flip houses? I'm actually serious this time, and may end up doing it some day.
    Come to Detroit and get your Donald trump starter kit. The real estate guy not the parody of himself we see now.

    House next door is for sale. 500 bucks. Needs a couple things tlc. I'd say 5k.
    Sell for 40.

    I bought my first for 1500 put 9 in sold for 56.

    Bought the one I'm in now for 3, have about 11 into it, just got appraised 147k

    I'm a 33 year old underachiever.

    It's real life monopoly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LaneDetroitCity View Post
    Come to Detroit and get your Donald trump starter kit. The real estate guy not the parody of himself we see now.

    House next door is for sale. 500 bucks. Needs a couple things tlc. I'd say 5k.
    Sell for 40.

    I bought my first for 1500 put 9 in sold for 56.

    Bought the one I'm in now for 3, have about 11 into it, just got appraised 147k

    I'm a 33 year old underachiever.

    It's real life monopoly.

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    That's what I'm talkin about! Nice work!

    I'm working on a friend's duplex right now, it looks night and day different from when he got it. Mostly paint and a few cheap changes like new doors, appliances, carpet, etc. I want to see what it appraises for when we're finished. He got his half for 60k on a short sale.

    I know there's risk and some hard work, but it sounds worth it. I've been in construction for over 20 years, and my body is getting tired of it. I'm already self employed, so I pretty much see this as the next step in my evolution.

    I think my cousin is also doing some flip type stuff, I need to get in touch with him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LaneDetroitCity View Post
    Come to Detroit and get your Donald trump starter kit. The real estate guy not the parody of himself we see now.

    House next door is for sale. 500 bucks. Needs a couple things tlc. I'd say 5k.
    Sell for 40.

    I bought my first for 1500 put 9 in sold for 56.

    Bought the one I'm in now for 3, have about 11 into it, just got appraised 147k

    I'm a 33 year old underachiever.

    It's real life monopoly.

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    That's great and all but those sad sounds you are hearing are not dogs howling, they're assault victims crying for help, and those fireflies you are seeing are actually bullets flying through the air, and those piles of abandoned clothes have bodies in them,...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    That's great and all but those sad sounds you are hearing are not dogs howling, they're assault victims crying for help, and those fireflies you are seeing are actually bullets flying through the air, and those piles of abandoned clothes have bodies in them,...
    Haha. Unless you paid over 500k in the suburbs of Detroit my house I paid 3k for is just as nice and bigger. I have 24 hour security in a hummer. My neighbor is Abdul Fakir. Charles C Scott lived across the street. Anita Baker lives 9 house down. I'm in Palmer Park. That's the nice part of Detroit. Not a suburb. Detroit. 8 Mile and Woodward.

    Also your other idea is legal. 120 dispensaries in a 30 mile radius.

    Play mononply while tending your yarden.


    Also Detroit is hot for real estate flipping. You can literally buy the whole block of lots for 125 a lot. House for 500. I shared the link. That's just the land bank. Not to mention the 50k other properties available. Ever wanted to own a Ford Plant? 250k

    How about a fire station? 10k

    A school? A courthouse? A skyscraper?

    Some college friends of my sister 10 of them put 10 grand and bought a skyscraper. They just sold it for 785k. Not bad for college kids.


    A house that would be 5-25 MILLION in San Fran is 500k to 1.8 here.

    Google Fisher mansion Detroit. That's a few blocks from me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LaneDetroitCity View Post
    Come to Detroit and get your Donald trump starter kit. The real estate guy not the parody of himself we see now.

    House next door is for sale. 500 bucks. Needs a couple things tlc. I'd say 5k.
    Sell for 40.

    I bought my first for 1500 put 9 in sold for 56.

    Bought the one I'm in now for 3, have about 11 into it, just got appraised 147k

    I'm a 33 year old underachiever.

    It's real life monopoly.

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    Such a crime free scenic place to call home.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Such a crime free scenic place to call home.
    The thread is titled. How to get rich quick.

    Not best places to live in America.

    Cheers

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