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    I need CAULK!

    When I worked in a hardware store while in college, some lady bursted in a said that out loud.

    It was pretty epic win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    When I worked in a hardware store while in college, some lady bursted in a said that out loud.

    It was pretty epic win.
    Do you recall if she was in need of black caulk or white caulk.

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    Are we just ignoring balls? Lol

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    that is pretty good. Once a lady came into my LBS, pointing at her saddle saying "i need you to tall it up"

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    I'm a mechanic and one of tool trucks we get supplies a tool called 'the caulk master'

    There is also an older tool company from England called "King Dick" - I was lucky enough to find a 3/4" wrench at a flea market. Problem is I got in trouble because a few years back I had a female apprentice and I asked her to 'grab my King Dick.'
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    you definitely dont want caulk in your mouth.

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    i dont see this dethroning the poser thread... but god only knows where this can head.

    this could spurt off in an entirely unexpected vein.

    better wear a helmet.

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    Verizon phone here uses "Nuts off" for spray oil.
    lean forward

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    Quote Originally Posted by XLNC View Post
    I'm a mechanic and one of tool trucks we get supplies a tool called 'the caulk master'

    There is also an older tool company from England called "King Dick" - I was lucky enough to find a 3/4" wrench at a flea market. Problem is I got in trouble because a few years back I had a female apprentice and I asked her to 'grab my King Dick.'
    Your King Dick was only 3/4"?
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    Back in 2008 or so I went to my local hardware store, bought a few items, and had a pretend (and cracking believable!) British accent whilst paying for the items. Bloke asked me if I found everything OK, then I responded, “Where do you keep your caulk?”. He was a bit confused at first, but then I persisted, restating the question a few times. He eventually caught on that I needed silicone caulking, and then directed me to the aisle where I might find it. LOL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by erik1245 View Post
    Your King Dick was only 3/4"?
    welllllll, the opening on the end was 3/4". Nevertheless it still showed the nuts who was boss.....
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    Anybody else cook with poo?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    Anybody else cook with poo?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Axe View Post
    lol wtf, crazy asians

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    When I worked in a hardware store while in college, some lady bursted in a said that out loud.

    It was pretty epic win.
    Oh, her? Yeah, she was asking for me. Happens everywhere I go... kinda annoying at times, too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Axe View Post
    Why does the riding "female" look like an 11 year old boy? If it is supposed to be an 11 year old boy, I'm assuming this was taken in Thailand?

    EDIT: It must be Thailand. The one with the boner ends up getting pregnant.

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    My dad works for a grocery wholesaler.

    I was at his work one day to visit him. There was a 18 wheeler parked outside with a giant tube of caulk on it, with the slogan:

    "The right caulk makes all the difference"

    Oh dear truck, you have no idea

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    Why does the riding "female" look like an 11 year old boy? If it is supposed to be an 11 year old boy, I'm assuming this was taken in Thailand?

    EDIT: It must be Thailand. The one with the boner ends up getting pregnant.
    Didn't even notice the wrong gender. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by EllsEpiffer View Post
    "The right caulk makes all the difference"
    That's what the truck driver said.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    Why does the riding "female" look like an 11 year old boy?
    And, then the sitter (with the boner?) becomes pregnant and gives birth through a chair. I must visit this mystical land...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    Why does the riding "female" look like an 11 year old boy? If it is supposed to be an 11 year old boy, I'm assuming this was taken in Thailand?

    EDIT: It must be Thailand. The one with the boner ends up getting pregnant.
    And then after getting pregnant, it drops the worlds biggest deuce.


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    The other day I was in Utah, and I was by Dicks Sporting goods store, and I hear a lady, very normal and calm say fairly loud:

    "Lets go look at Dicks for a minute."

    I loled so hard. she even heard me and gave me a nasty look.

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