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    I havent had a good poop in 3 days passion

    Not sure if it's the stress of a new job.

    Having to use public restrooms

    Or I need to eat more broccoli.

    But my poops are stuck.

    Share your poop passion here!
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    Suck down a gallon of water then go get a double espresso from starbucks, and hope your laptops charged.

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    For me milk does The trick (lactose intolerant) but you should take something before It gets worse. You dont want some hard **** inside of you. If It gets too hard you mAy Need to go to The hospital so they can take It out manually.

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    I eat a lot of fruits and vegetables to help avoid that problem. You might try milk of magnesia. When I used to work for UPS I was utterly appalled at the disgusting bath rooms in their facilities. Wash your hands after handling your package! Anyway, UPS' disgusting bathrooms used to totally shut my system down. Come the weekend, my body would totally unload at home. I believe the most disgusting port-a-john in the US is the one at the base of Apex park in Golden, Colorado. I almost throw up just thinking about it.

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    Mineral oil enema, that will do the trick.

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    TMI! Good luck though, hope it all works out!

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    You hear the one about the constipated mathematician?
















    He worked it out with a pencil...

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    Most threads are worthless without pics.... this one..... PLEASE NO PICS!!!

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    Drink water! Exercise! Eat fiber! Drink water! And like said before an espresso, coffee or hot tea.
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    oooooohhhhhhh The passion thread police are gonna call you out and write big 2 page rant about this not pertaining to the passion of biking.

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    So who gives a ****?

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    nothing like a good dump

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    Drink epson salt dont leave house coming in 5

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    Quote Originally Posted by ralph3 View Post
    Drink epson salt dont leave house coming in 5
    This.

    Epsom salts really do cause a "t-minus" type situation. It is not a bad idea to put your bike helmet on before sitting down.

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    I play with my poop.

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    Try IBS - which usually acts up when I am getting ready to ride or at the trailhead.
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    Man...every morning..sometimes twice..what the heck is wrong with you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dessicated H20 View Post
    Have you tried some sauteed kitty cat?

    It works wonders! And it's tasty too (free range cat, none of that pet factory cat)
    I don't eat *****, cause I ain't from Oakland.
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    i have inherited a very slow stubborn digestive system. i could eat 3 pounds of greasy mexican and nothing would happen. I also eat pretty normal, and drink a sh|t ton of water (close to 3 liters a day)

    However, the only thing that comes close to working is Magnesium pills, and something about the coffee that my bf makes. its inky and black like tar. its practically draino.

    there's nothing passionate about constipation

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    I can't imagine not going for three days. Hell, between three o'clock Tuesday afternoon and Midnight Wednesday I went NINE times. All solid and productive. Wife says it's because of the recent introduction of Soy products into my diet. All I know is that I feel lighter. Imagine that.
    I'm not big-boned, I'm a Clyde.

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    Quote Originally Posted by monzie View Post
    I play with my poop.
    can i play with it next, sugarpuss?

    oh, and btw,

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    prune juice, straight. whatever temp. you like. gaurenteed
    breezy shade

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    Nothing beats the warrior's drink.

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    You might want to add more fibre to your diet... or try a fleet enema
    Those my personal and professional opinions
    F*ck Cancer

    Eat your veggies

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    Quote Originally Posted by nhodge View Post
    prune juice, straight. whatever temp. you like. gaurenteed
    I'm going with one gallon each of prune juice and vodka. Sans the prune juice. Aught to do the trick!
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    Quote Originally Posted by iheartbicycles View Post
    I'm going with one gallon each of prune juice and vodka. Sans the prune juice. Aught to do the trick!
    yeah, but you'll end up shytting your pants while passed out, and wake up with a d|ck drawn on your cheek, pointing towards your mouth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    yeah, but you'll end up shytting your pants while passed out, and wake up with a d|ck drawn on your cheek, pointing towards your mouth.
    I've been thinking about making metamucil jello shots. (substitute metamucil for the jello, mix with vodka)

    Same experience as you describe above. Get sh!t face, then sh!t yourself. Focking party!
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    You might want to check out the( finally found "flow") thread

    or get hell bent on whiskey and make an early morning trip to the awful waffle

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    Quote Originally Posted by iheartbicycles View Post
    I've been thinking about making metamucil jello shots. (substitute metamucil for the jello, mix with vodka)

    Same experience as you describe above. Get sh!t face, then sh!t yourself. Focking party!
    Let me get an invite; I'm so down for that party.

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    For me, too much water resulted in irregularity. Typically, I'll drink about a gallon a day of various liquids. Maybe another quart if I workout hard. But if I try to consume an extra half gallon or more, I won't go for the day.

    FWIW, I'm typically a once-a-day guy and eat pretty healthy, i.e. lean protein, fresh produce, whole grains and plenty of dairy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    yeah, but you'll end up shytting your pants while passed out, and wake up with a d|ck drawn on your cheek, pointing towards your mouth.
    My father had this picture which was taken of him passed out as a young airman serving in Vietnam with all kinds of stuff drawn over every inch of his body with a black magic marker. Unfortunately his photos from Vietnam have since been lost and now when I ask him about that photo he claims it wasn't him. I find that claim and the fact that the photos have gone missing very convenient, but I don't think he was constipated.

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    I hope everything comes out ok...

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    when my son is constipated, i usually break out a healthy amount of prunes. Puree them and add them to apple sauce, it is nice little snack. Good luck with unclogging those pipes.
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    Imagine landing a commercial aircraft and needing to poop? ugh.

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    I bet there is an AARP "Poop Shoot" sub-forum where an old geezer posted that their MTB crank is seized.

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    yesterday, i was on mt tam...far from home...

    i had JUST started my descent but suddenly Felt a Feeling...

    fortunately, i was less than a quarter mile from the visitor center or whatever they call it at the top...and there are two stalls with toilets in the outhouse...

    i'll reconsider the lemonade and peanut butter granola bars at the west point inn from now on...

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    Every morning, I walk down stairs, make a cup of coffee, drink it and hang out on the computer until its time to go. I usually impress myself just by pure volume. sometimes If I can tell its a biggy, I'll weight myself pre/post poop. My record is 6.3 pounds. Than I take a hot shower as a reward for a successful morning.

    Occasionally, I'm rewarded with a two-for, where I'll have to go at about 7 oclock at night, right after I've taken my pre-workout to get to the gym.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    yeah, but you'll end up shytting your pants while passed out, and wake up with a d|ck drawn on your cheek, pointing towards your mouth.
    Where did you learn these things? College Frat parties?

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    Here Ya go

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    Quote Originally Posted by HelloMyNameIsSean View Post
    Every morning, I walk down stairs, make a cup of coffee, drink it and hang out on the computer until its time to go. I usually impress myself just by pure volume. sometimes If I can tell its a biggy, I'll weight myself pre/post poop. My record is 6.3 pounds. Than I take a hot shower as a reward for a successful morning.

    Occasionally, I'm rewarded with a two-for, where I'll have to go at about 7 oclock at night, right after I've taken my pre-workout to get to the gym.
    6.3 pounds? holy wtf are you a giant or something?
    If you arent bleeding, you arent riding hard enough.
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    ^^i was wondering the same thing. My poops are always 1.5lbs and I thought that was a bit excessive; 6.3 holy jeebus that's a monster. Babies are birthed at that weight.

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    I go about 4 times a day. I get my fair share of fiber though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HelloMyNameIsSean View Post
    Every morning, I walk down stairs, make a cup of coffee, drink it and hang out on the computer until its time to go. I usually impress myself just by pure volume. sometimes If I can tell its a biggy, I'll weight myself pre/post poop. My record is 6.3 pounds. Than I take a hot shower as a reward for a successful morning.

    Occasionally, I'm rewarded with a two-for, where I'll have to go at about 7 oclock at night, right after I've taken my pre-workout to get to the gym.
    Trying to figure out the volume on a 6.3# turd. Do your turds sink or swim? If they're bouyant, you could be close to a full gallon of crap. And that would really be something!
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    LOL wow, it was a few years ago, I can't remember if it was a floater or not. I remember not pooping for 2 days, and on the third morning I pooped out goliath, it hurt.

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    Now, I enjoy a good shyt thread as much as the next person, but I really have to wonder why the cat thread was moved from passion and this gets to stay.

    Anyway, I'll play along. I go once a day, like clockwork, in the morning before work. I've gotten into the habit over the last few years because of a bad case of protruding roids, gotta tuck them back in afterwards. Some days it's sort of like playing whack-a-mole, takes a couple of tries. Adds a little excitement to an otherwise boring morning. Fix my arse, make a cup of coffee (check the temp with my OTHER finger), a little Nine Inch Nails on the way to work, life is good. Oh yeah, and ride when I can.

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    CHIPOTLE /thread

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    As soon as I wake up I hit the "John"...

    If you can't go drink a table spoon or two of mineral oil.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Call_me_Tom View Post

    If you can't go drink a table spoon or two of mineral oil.
    You better clear your calender if you do this.

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    I wonder why ScreamPint or ScorpionWoman haven't offered their thoughts and/or photos here yet.

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    My interest was peaked by the photo icon next to the thread title.
    15mm is a second-best solution to a problem that was already solved.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoGoGordo View Post
    Don't you mean Colon Blow??

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    Eat pinto beans on a regular basis to be regular.

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    ^ says the bean man! he knows his stuff!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jwilliams View Post
    I bet there is an AARP "Poop Shoot" sub-forum where an old geezer posted that their MTB crank is seized.
    Post of the Year! HA ah hah haaaa

    Epsom salts! Do not leave home.

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    even after eating 2 chipotle burritos with extra guac and swimming in hot sauce, i dont think i could birth a 6 pound behemoth. not without reconstructive surgery afterwards, anyhow.
    If you arent bleeding, you arent riding hard enough.
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    Quote Originally Posted by big terry View Post
    even after eating 2 chipotle burritos with extra guac and swimming in hot sauce, i dont think i could birth a 6 pound behemoth. not without reconstructive surgery afterwards, anyhow.
    holy eff, 2 chipotle burritos? i have to wrestle just to get one of those down. then again, you are Big Terry!

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    actually i havent had a burrito in quite a while. i usually get the bowl now, because you can get so much more stuff into the bowl than in a tortilla. back in the day, though, i used to get 2 burritos that were so packed full, they had to use 2 wraps to get it all in

    And STILL never had a live birth weight dump!
    If you arent bleeding, you arent riding hard enough.
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    I don't need sex. My life fvcks me daily.

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    I feel like I'm 13 again. I hadn't participated in this thread until now, so I've just been reading the 3 pages playing "catch-up". I just realized I have a big sh!t eating grin (pun intended) on my face.

    The vodka idea may work. And you'll have fun trying. I know if I drink a lot of rum...the next day...I'm good for several dookies!

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    Quote Originally Posted by big terry View Post
    actually i havent had a burrito in quite a while. i usually get the bowl now, because you can get so much more stuff into the bowl than in a tortilla. back in the day, though, i used to get 2 burritos that were so packed full, they had to use 2 wraps to get it all in

    And STILL never had a live birth weight dump!
    That's crazy, you eat about as much as I do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TiGeo View Post
    Man...every morning..sometimes twice..what the heck is wrong with you?
    Yup. 10 minutes into my first cup of coffee I'm guaranteed to be seated.
    Authorities speculate that speed may have been a factor. They are also holding gravity and inertia for questioning.

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    Try this, a strong cup of black coffee and chase it with a banana. It will take about 10 minutes for your guts to start boiling. You should be able to gunite any bathroom stall from 10' away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by norton55 View Post
    Try this, a strong cup of black coffee and chase it with a banana. It will take about 10 minutes for your guts to start boiling. You should be able to gunite any bathroom stall from 10' away.
    breezy shade

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    Whenever you finally pass that thing out, make sure you contact the European Fecal Standards And Measurements Office in Zurich. You will need to have them measure the number of Katie Courics your pooh weighs.

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    You might be gay if...
    you enjoy pooping.

    Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

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    Sht. I'm gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drummerboy1975 View Post
    What about some Thai food and good old anal sex afterwords?
    We have a winner LOL....

    If that doesn't work, stick a up there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HelloMyNameIsSean View Post
    Every morning, I walk down stairs, make a cup of coffee, drink it and hang out on the computer until its time to go. I usually impress myself just by pure volume. sometimes If I can tell its a biggy, I'll weight myself pre/post poop. My record is 6.3 pounds. Then I take a hot shower as a reward for a successful morning and to wash the splatter off my cheeks.
    fify
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    Quote Originally Posted by norton55 View Post
    Try this, a strong cup of black coffee and chase it with a banana. It will take about 10 minutes for your guts to start boiling. You should be able to gunite any bathroom stall from 10' away.
    Are you using the banana as a plug? Peeled or unpeeled?
    Authorities speculate that speed may have been a factor. They are also holding gravity and inertia for questioning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caffeine Powered View Post
    Are you using the banana as a plug? Peeled or unpeeled?
    I never considered using a banana as a suppository.
    But I am open to anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drummerboy1975 View Post
    What about some Thai food and good old anal sex afterwords?
    wouldnt that push the pewp back up?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    wouldnt that push the pewp back up?
    Not in my experience. Er, umm. Nevermind
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    i have come to find out that in my old age, opiates are an excellent constipator. vicodin is no longer an entertaining diversion from pain.
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    Haven't laughed this well in a long time....thanks all, had to use up all my rep for the day just on the poop thread replies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    wouldnt that push the pewp back up?
    I think it would act like a pressurizer and you'd get one juicy shart upon exit.

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    I'm takin a poop now

    Sent from my toilette.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caffeine Powered View Post
    Yup. 10 minutes into my first cup of coffee I'm guaranteed to be seated.
    Way back when I used to smoke weed (there was no such thing as "kind", "chronic", etc., back then. "Afghani" was the most mind-blowing stuff)... anyway, back when I used to smoke weed, I could guarantee a turd within 10 minutes of inhaling. And also Satanic blood-red eyes. My bro and I would get these Satanic bloodshot eyes. Creeped people out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kikoraa View Post
    I'm takin a poop now

    Sent from my toilette.
    We expect real time updates from you, with pictures from now on!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kikoraa View Post
    I'm takin a poop now

    Sent from my toilette.
    Quote Originally Posted by iheartbicycles View Post
    We expect real time updates from you, with pictures from now on!
    Please, no pics
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    Ihb - if you need some visual stimulations, go spend a little time at Rate My Poo.
    oh for the love of all that was holy why did I click on that link!?!?! Gaahhaaa!!!

    That's just nasty.

    Brew, how did you come across such a monstrosity???

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    Quote Originally Posted by marpilli View Post
    oh for the love of all that was holy why did I click on that link!?!?! Gaahhaaa!!!

    That's just nasty.

    Brew, how did you come across such a monstrosity???
    Trust me thats nothing.
    Just be glad Skat Lovers .com is no longer around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    Trust me thats nothing.
    Just be glad Skat Lovers .com is no longer around.

    If you want more fun, check out rotten.
    This thread is full of **** and WIN!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    Trust me thats nothing.
    Just be glad Skat Lovers .com is no longer around.

    If you want more fun, check out rotten.
    Is rotten still going, man I haven't went to that site in years.....pretty gross usually.

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    anyone remember dans gallery of the grotesque? long since gone, but way back in the day it used to be neck-and-neck competition for rotten. in fact i think rotten used to steal content from gotg in the early years, because i would see things on gotg that would show up on rotten a few weeks or months later.

    ahh the joys of the 14.4 days...
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    Quote Originally Posted by HelloMyNameIsSean View Post
    Every morning, I walk down stairs, make a cup of coffee, drink it and hang out on the computer until its time to go. I usually impress myself just by pure volume. sometimes If I can tell its a biggy, I'll weight myself pre/post poop. My record is 6.3 pounds.
    haha that reminded me of this.


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    Fourchan. That is all. I think I just broke a rule.

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    Quote Originally Posted by big terry View Post
    ahh the joys of the 14.4 days...
    lol, i know what this means. I can remember all the way back to a 300 w/ phone coupler.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    wouldnt that push the pewp back up?
    A gentleman always pushes in a lady's stool.
    Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghoti View Post
    A gentleman always pushes in a lady's stool.
    +1 hahah
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caffeine Powered View Post
    Yup. 10 minutes into my first cup of coffee I'm guaranteed to be seated.
    HAHAAHAH. I have a term for that..."Comming in hot". I start my coffee about 15 minutes into my 1 hour commute. That makes it so that I can just get in the trailer at work before I crap myself. I have fiddled with the timing a bit over the years..when I started I couldn't make it past a certain Hampton Inn off the highway before I would pull off. Now that I have instituted the 15 minute rule, things are much better. The guys know when they see my truck flying up the driveway to clear out and let me through!
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    ^^More like coming in hot Carl.

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    I"m still stuck on this 6 lb crap.

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    How About The OP?

    Whats up iheartbycycles?

    Have exeperienced relief yet?

    Did you take a load off?

    Did the Browns make it to the Super Bowl?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post

    Did the Browns make it to the Super Bowl?
    as a clevelander, i can assure you that this will never happen. north coast constipation is written in stone.
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    I'm sorry for your pain.
    I had one today that was so big I had to stand up to get off it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    Whats up iheartbycycles?

    Have exeperienced relief yet?

    Did you take a load off?

    Did the Browns make it to the Super Bowl?
    You will be happy to hear that with my recent hernia surgery, I was given a prescription of stool softener, which has hasten the arrival of my nascent food babies.

    The faucets of fecal matter are now flowing. Cataracts of crap, as it were.

    Thank you all for you support in this trying time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by iheartbicycles View Post
    You will be happy to hear that with my recent hernia surgery, I was given a prescription of stool softener, which has hasten the arrival of my nascent food babies.

    The faucets of fecal matter are now flowing. Cataracts of crap, as it were.

    Thank you all for you support in this trying time.

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    this...
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails I havent had a good poop in 3 days passion-coffee-makes-me-poop.jpg  

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodyknee View Post
    I"m still stuck on this 6 lb crap.
    Try a pry bar.
    Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

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    I ran across this pic and I had to post it somewhere... This seemed like the logical choice.

    I havent had a good poop in 3 days passion-501a91ef0b5e5.jpeg

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