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    I have jock itch!!!

    This sucks monkey balls! And I think I'm getting athletes foot as well. FUDGE!

    Just putting it out there.

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    Go see the doctor before it gets too bad.

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    Soak your kannards in bleach and you'll be fine.

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    You been pickin you feet in Poughkeepsie?

    Sorry couldn't resist a quote from one of my fav movies (The French Connection w/ Gene Hackman)

    Tinea same same on junk or toes. They got over the counter stuff fer dat.

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    piss on your feet. proven to kill athletes foot.

    (dunno about smearing toe jam on your junk to kill the jock itch, tho...)

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    Give yourself a golden shower. That'll get rid of it.

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    The piss absolutely works on jock itch as well. Gone in a day if you are lucky.

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    time for some tough actin tinactin. if that dont work, marinate em in gasoline for about 5-6 hrs

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    So I can piss up on my junk and it'll get rid of the JI? What do I do, lay on my back in the tub and piss up into the air?

    I've heard that's an old wives tale.

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    piss in your hands and apply it like lotion, i guess.

    i learned the piss trick to curing athletes foot while fishing in alaska... i called ******** on it til i saw the guys pissing in their boots. 2 days later, no toe jam.

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    You sure it ain't crabs.... sorry had to!

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    Put some powder on it.

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    tinactin spray. hit it hard and get it gone. you don't want that fungus getting under your toenails...

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    Jock itch sucks. Tinactin, bro.

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    I've got the cream. Maybe I should get the spray?

    Can I keep riding or should I set on the bench for a week or two?

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    cream is messy on hair. but it prolly still works.

    no need to take any break from riding. just change into something dry quickly afterward. jock itch is easy to get rid of. the ath foot can take longer.

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    Just dont mix the powder with the pee, not good bread if yah know what I mean....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drummerboy1975 View Post
    I've got the cream. Maybe I should get the spray?

    Can I keep riding or should I set on the bench for a week or two?
    Did this ever clear up? Or are you still sitting on the beach.
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Did this ever clear up? Or are you still sitting on the beach.
    Finch's conundrum must have spurred this resurrection. Perhaps he can find some helpful hints here.
    Let's eat Ted
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    Finch's conundrum must have spurred this resurrection. Perhaps he can find some helpful hints here.
    One can only hope.
    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    One can only hope.
    Actually, it contagious. Finchy caught it from Db1975. God, help them...
    life is... "All About Bikes"...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Actually, it contagious. Finchy caught it from Db1975. God, help them...
    Is this considered cross contamination.
    http://forums.mtbr.com/off-camber-of...es-928323.html
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Is this considered cross contamination.
    http://forums.mtbr.com/off-camber-of...es-928323.html
    100%
    life is... "All About Bikes"...

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    Well I just hope it doesn't spread to me.
    Let's eat Ted
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    The cool thing about this thread is it features a topic that hits every button on the OC good thread list, plus some fine jokes from the old, old, old, OC, and has been around for years, and yet still didn't get more than 22 responses. Good thread bump, DJ.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    Well I just hope it doesn't spread to me.
    I'm scratching wildly as I type this.

    It's too late here in Los Angeles.
    life is... "All About Bikes"...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    I'm scratching wildly as I type this.

    It's too late here in Los Angeles.
    Oops, I guess I should stay away from LA for awhile. I tend to pick up rashes rather easily when I travel.
    Let's eat Ted
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    Oops, I guess I should stay away from LA for awhile. I tend to pick up rashes rather easily when I travel.
    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Some things just never seem to go away


    F*ck Cancer

    Eat your veggies

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    Gold Bond. That's all

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Danger View Post
    The cool thing about this thread is it features a topic that hits every button on the OC good thread list, plus some fine jokes from the old, old, old, OC, and has been around for years, and yet still didn't get more than 22 responses. Good thread bump, DJ.
    Why thank-you SD if there's one thing that I take pride in it would be my bumps.
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Why thank-you SD if there's one thing that I take pride in it would be my bumps.
    cosmetic enhancements lately?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Danger View Post
    The cool thing about this thread is it features a topic that hits every button on the OC good thread list, plus some fine jokes from the old, old, old, OC, and has been around for years, and yet still didn't get more than 22 responses. Good thread bump, DJ.
    Lol, if started today this sucker would have gone 100 responses, easy.

    What would really blow my mind is if Drummerboy1975 comes back to life and responds.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nvphatty View Post
    cosmetic enhancements lately?
    He couldnt afford mounds.
    Hey Miraculous... Go Raiders ! .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drummerboy1975 View Post
    So I can piss up on my junk and it'll get rid of the JI? What do I do, lay on my back in the tub and piss up into the air?

    I've heard that's an old wives tale.
    This post was "golden."

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    Nothing wrong with a bump or two right.
    Exactly!
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gordon Shumway View Post
    This post was "golden."
    Pure gold Jerry, pure gold.
    Let's eat Ted
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Nothing wrong with a bump or two right.
    Exactly!
    Oh yeah, let's bump some more.
    Let's eat Ted
    Let's eat, Ted
    Remember, commas save lives

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    I came up with this pubic safety poster years ago, but obviously people aren't following the advice.

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    I knew a chick with real bad jock itch, it really wasnt very pretty, was red raised rashes, she was itching it, and it had a real tang about it.

    Took me a while to get the courage to go down on her too, but i did....

    Tasted very yeasty and sour, as i said it want pretty.
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    I knew a chick with real bad jock itch, it really wasnt very pretty, was red raised rashes, she was itching it, and it had a real tang about it.

    Took me a while to get the courage to go down on her too, but i did....

    Tasted very yeasty and sour, as i said it want pretty.
    Huh did he really just say that ^^^
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