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    I had a Coors....

    It tasted like ****.

    The taste marginally improved after a few other drinks, but then I managed to tell the girl who gave them to us that it tasted like ****. We were going to exchange numbers in the morning, but I had to leave town before I saw her again.

    I'm sorry for breaking the MTBR Code of Beer*. I learned my lesson.

    *I'm not sure if the Code applies to Coors, but I think it calls itself beer, so I guess it technically applies.
    Sometimes, I question the value of my content.

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    Actually I think Coors Banquet is ok. It goes down easy after a hard ride when the beer ice cold and it's hot outside. Coors Light is a different story.

    Also, you should know that there is a forum specifically for posts like this. It's called "Beer Forum"

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    Coors Light tells you to chill it till the mountains turn blue on the can/bottle...thus being cold enough to numb your taste buds

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bike Whisperer View Post
    Coors Light tells you to chill it till the mountains turn blue on the can/bottle...thus being cold enough to numb your taste buds
    says the guy with a pbr as his avatar.

    pbr offers no such public service to its less-than-intelligent imbibers. it just hopes you are already sh!tfaced enough to not notice that what comes out of that red white and blue can tastes only marginally different than that which will flow from your urinary tract shortly thereafter.
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    Did you really think it tasted "bad"? Its so watery and tasteless to me, I cant say it tastes much like anything!

    If theres any other beer, id take most over a coors... but id probably knock a few back if thats what was on hand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by big terry View Post
    says the guy with a pbr as his avatar.

    pbr offers no such public service to its less-than-intelligent imbibers. it just hopes you are already sh!tfaced enough to not notice that what comes out of that red white and blue can tastes only marginally different than that which will flow from your urinary tract shortly thereafter.
    Apparently you didn't look at it very close

    Allow me to blow it up for you so that you don't need to put on your glasses...it clearly is my poking fun at hipsters

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    Coors reminds me of high school.

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    When I lived up in Puget Sound for a spell, there was a local eatery that served PBR in a large fish bowl glass, and they dropped 3 or 4 large olives in the glass. Something like a buck-fifty for it....

    we loved it...

    Olives took the "edge" off it.

    Red, White, and Blue baby!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bike Whisperer View Post
    Apparently you didn't look at it very close

    Allow me to blow it up for you so that you don't need to put on your glasses...it clearly is my poking fun at hipsters
    My sincere apologies, good sir. indeed, the glasses were not in use at the time.

    Some +rep coming your way as a token of good faith
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    Coors is like sex on the beach....



    ...fvcking near water.

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    Quote Originally Posted by butterface View Post
    I'm sorry to clutter the board but I need to make 5 posts before I can start a thread
    So why not make useful posts?
    Sometimes, I question the value of my content.

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    I don't even know what a "Coors" is.
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