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    I got it from the toilet seat!

    Gonorrhea.... anyone had it?

    I've not. I've just had a few beers and am listening to Zappa's Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?

    "It jumped right up, and grabbed my meat!" Lol'z

    Share your fun experiences!

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    I've never had it, but I was in the Navy and went to the Philippines twice in the '80's when it was anything goes, and I Do. Mean. Anything.

    It was so funny about a week after we left port there would be a line (called "the clap line") down the hall of people waiting to get into medical would crack me up no end. How many times do guys need to be warned to wear protection?

    Oh, and part of the treatment would be them shoving one of those long wooden stick Q-tips up the hole on the end of your manhood.
    NTFTC

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    I love Zappa's music...probably have 60 or more of his albums.
    Hold my beer and watch this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brisk Eddie View Post
    I love Zappa's music...probably have 60 or more of his albums.
    When my daughter was in middle school she had to do a project on someone you think is unique or something along those lines. She chose Zappa while everyone else chose your basic famous people. She had so much fun learning about him and putting the presentation together. And got an 'A' of course.
    NTFTC

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brisk Eddie View Post
    I love Zappa's music...probably have 60 or more of his albums.
    I'm a Zappa fan too. I saw him live once from the 6th row in 1975. There is a Zappa thread here too. Look here brother, Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?

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    There are other clinical explanations for pain during urination that include other diseases and conditions such as kidney stones or non-disease types of infections.

    I hope your V.D. clears up fast.

    Best,
    Dr. Hawg

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    That new enterovirus can be had from public facilities...
    The only important thing these days, is rhythm and melody. Rhythm...and melody.

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