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    Hutch3637

    It's just the name of the OP of the first thread I saw.

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    Yes? Apparently you summoned me for something what is it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hutch3637 View Post
    Yes? Apparently you summoned me for something what is it?
    Can I sell my soul to you yet?
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    If you sell your soul to me, it's like making a deal with the devil. Just a warning.



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    Isn't that the point?
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    dear eric, are you perhaps partaking in smokeables?

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    I'll have a scotch on the rocks, I'll have a Samuel Adams, I'll have a Samuel Jackson...
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    dear eric, are you perhaps partaking in smokeables?
    I'm not. I think. Wanna share?

    So I sold my soul today. Hutch's price was too low, so I sold my soul to monzie instead.

    The effects were immediate: I dropped two guys in this ***** of a climb through a canyon. While I was getting a snack at the top, one of them caught up and we chatted for a bit. When we were getting ready to go, he told me, "You should probably go first, because you're so much faster than me." Meanwhile, I was just straddling my bike, basking in the tan that I was getting, and that remark just stoked my ego so much more. Unfortunately, I was going a different way than he was, so I didn't get to bask in my speed atop my 26" singlespeed. So I climbed a bit more, really fast, and I happened upon two groundhogs at the top of the climb. I'm pretty sure I interrupted some of their special time, so I apologized for that. After that was a really fun, part chunky/part-swoopy singletrack descent, so that was fun.

    And then I decided to go for a second loop of the same route. On the first climb, I saw what looked like a funny-looking stick laying across the trail. It wasn't until my front wheel hit it that I realized I was running over a very pissed-off baby rattlesnake. Seeing as how I hadn't seen a wild rattlesnake before, it somewhat rattled my nerves, so I decided to cut the loop short and head back to my dorm. My legs were tired anyways, and it was getting dark, so more snakes were likely to start coming out.

    Anyways, I'm really tan and sexy now. All because I sold my soul.
    Sometimes, I question the value of my content.

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