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    How many times do you and your spouse do "IT"?

    How many times per week do you and your spouse do it?

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    As many times as needed.
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    Me and my girlfriend just broke it off after three years. But we used to "do it" two-three times a month.
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    depends what time of the month it is.. if you catch my drift!
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    Quote Originally Posted by monzie View Post
    Me and my girlfriend just broke it off after three years. But we used to "do it" two-three times a month.
    Wow. Just WOW.

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    Once a week. And that week is in September.

    Oral sex once on her birthday.


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    3-5 times a week

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    meh. about 50 and abt right.
    and no not 50xa week. lol. 50 yrs old. mid life blehs.
    i need to take a trip to an exotic asian country or countries and have fun, and also buy expensive bikes and cameras and such. i only think part 2 is possible. i even told a thai young lady i acquainted with today that I need help. She laughed shyly, looked me in eye, and said srry mr pete, cant help. lol.

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    5: 3 times I, 2 times she.
    Edit: 7: 3 times I, 4 times she.
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    We have been married forever. 3-4 a week in the beginning and more like 3-4 a month now

    When I was 20 something an 82 year old told me he got more satisfaction from taking a dump in the morning than from having sex with his wife

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    I'm not married yet, but every girl I've been with we do it at least once every time we see each other. On those days where we just hang out at the house all day we do it anywhere from 3-8 times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Will Goes Boing View Post
    I'm not married yet, but every girl I've been with we do it at least once every time we see each other. On those days where we just hang out at the house all day we do it anywhere from 3-8 times.
    If I had a girlfriend, we would do it every time we saw each other too. The problem is finding an excuse to tell the wife that I'll be gone for a day or two.

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    When you're married and stressed over money, the business, etc. boning down is the last thing on your mind. It's sad. Come with age is weight gain for a lot of women, and quite franky they just don't "feel pretty" no matter how much you compliment them. "It" reduces drastically after marriage depending on the circumstance.

    It peaked up after trying the natural method to have a child, but that just sucked... it was on a schedule and very boring. Since that didn't work, well...

    We have a business. We fret over money... it's feast or famine... flakey clients and trying to make appointments with them is very difficult. In the Bay Area, Ca. making six figures is barely cutting it. I work 12 -14 hours a day at least a handful of days a week and I work weekends (I'm working today)... so yeah, neither one of us is really in the mood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    When you're married and stressed over money, the business, etc. boning down is the last thing on your mind. It's sad. Come with age is weight gain for a lot of women, and quite franky they just don't "feel pretty" no matter how much you compliment them. "It" reduces drastically after marriage depending on the circumstance.

    It peaked up after trying the natural method to have a child, but that just sucked... it was on a schedule and very boring. Since that didn't work, well...

    We have a business. We fret over money... it's feast or famine... flakey clients and trying to make appointments with them is very difficult. In the Bay Area, Ca. making six figures is barely cutting it. I work 12 -14 hours a day at least a handful of days a week and I work weekends (I'm working today)... so yeah, neither one of us is really in the mood.
    making 6 figures barely cutting it blows my mind.

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    This is per week, 3-5 times, for both of us. Probably 2 times individually... haha. I have noticed a direct increase in volume and quality since I began cycling 2 years ago. Since I am not quite the fatty I once was, she has has always been in reasonable shape.

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    3+ times per week. This is after 15 years of marriage and 4 kids.


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    When I was married, 8 years, it was everyday. Now that I'm single & have a girlfriend I visit on the weekends it's on during those visits.

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    so far, i'm the "man" in the relationship. i keep tellin him that many dudes would love if their ladies constantly asked, "hey hun, can i &*(#*# your #*#*@&#"

    "uh no, i just ate. i'm tired....i got a headache." wah wah wahhhhhh!!!!!

    then again, my only relationship where the dude was also a horny bastid, somehow that wasnt enough, and he had ladies on the side. cant win!
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    I used to have a girlfriend like that, it was awesome. Though she was way shady sometimes about a lot of stuff.
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    u had ladies on the side 2 u say

    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    so far, i'm the "man" in the relationship. i keep tellin him that many dudes would love if their ladies constantly asked, "hey hun, can i &*(#*# your #*#*@&#"

    "uh no, i just ate. i'm tired....i got a headache." wah wah wahhhhhh!!!!!

    then again, my only relationship where the dude was also a horny bastid, somehow that wasnt enough, and there were ladies on the side. cant win!

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    Dang, how much more rep must i spread before I can + rep NicoleB28 again? I LOL'd at that one.

    I've been married for 15 years and we're down to 4-5 times a month now. With kids and all that stuff we're tired by bed time. But when we do engage in a little action it's always awesome. My wife is kind if a dirty talker in bed and willing to do almost anything

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    I can't be the only one that continuously gets shafted( pun intended) in the sex department of a relationship. my last girlfriend thought sex was weird and refused to talk about it and rarely did it.
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    Id scrap the passion forum all together, its a breeding ground for unicorn milkers, rainbow chasers and candy cotton farters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pitanan View Post

    When I was 20 something an 82 year old told me he got more satisfaction from taking a dump in the morning than from having sex with his wife !
    His wife needed a bigger strap-on to peg him with!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ArmySlowRdr View Post
    u had ladies on the side 2 u say
    i dont get these broads. if i care about / am attracted to a person, i find it to be an HONOR to make them happy.....(but its a give/take situation too, remember )

    i have a frikken sexual disfunction/pain disorder, and i STILL make it work. Dont want to give the impression that i'm a ho-bag though, i've only been around the block with three dudes, which is low for my age i suppose. i think my mind is all over the place like a guy, but i dont always follow thru with the body. i just have a healthy imagination i guess
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    Quote Originally Posted by monzie View Post
    I can't be the only one that continuously gets shafted( pun intended) in the sex department of a relationship. my last girlfriend thought sex was weird and refused to talk about it and rarely did it.
    I can't imagine being in a relationship with anyone that thinks sex is "weird". Unless we're involving livestock...
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    Since I cant rep pos this, this'll need to do:




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    ...... i think my mind is all over the place like a guy, but i dont always follow thru with the body. i just have a healthy imagination i guess
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    making 6 figures barely cutting it blows my mind.

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    At one point we were bringing home $160k-$180k. We were comfortable and "it" was nice.

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    I don't need sex my life fvcks me daily.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hutch3637 View Post
    I don't need sex my life fvcks me daily.
    I am very happily married. I love my wonderful wife.

    But i agree with Hutch

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    When you're married and stressed over money, the business, etc. boning down is the last thing on your mind. It's sad. Come with age is weight gain for a lot of women, and quite franky they just don't "feel pretty" no matter how much you compliment them. "It" reduces drastically after marriage depending on the circumstance.

    It peaked up after trying the natural method to have a child, but that just sucked... it was on a schedule and very boring. Since that didn't work, well...

    We have a business. We fret over money... it's feast or famine... flakey clients and trying to make appointments with them is very difficult. In the Bay Area, Ca. making six figures is barely cutting it. I work 12 -14 hours a day at least a handful of days a week and I work weekends (I'm working today)... so yeah, neither one of us is really in the mood.
    That sounds horrible. Time for a change. I'd rather be broke and happy, Oh wait - I am ! :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jwind View Post
    That sounds horrible. Time for a change. I'd rather be broke and happy, Oh wait - I am ! :P
    It's not horrible, it's just what it is. We are trying to have a baby, and have resorted to using very pricey medical science... so it's timed down to the minute.

    Both my wife and I have been broke before and it sucks. We have fun, but it's time to to have a family, build a retirement, make some money, provide for our child, send them to private school (if necessary) and live somewhere where we can grow our food and have chickens. Can't do that when you're broke.

    So we're both kinda focused right now.

    We're not trying to keep up with the Jones's but all I do all day is work with broke ass 65 yr. olds. I really don't want to be them in 30 years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caffeine Powered View Post
    I can't imagine being in a relationship with anyone that thinks sex is "weird". Unless we're involving livestock...
    Nah, weird was a penis entering a vagina. I seriously don't even need to have sex that much; once every other day is cool with me. I like all kinds of sexuality so nothing is really taboo to me. I'm down to try anything once. The problem is the girls I date generally dislike me or sex and it's hard to make that situation work for any extended period of time. Plus, sometimes slightly perverse things are awesome( e.g. Latex) and it's hard to find ladies down with weird ****.
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    how they heck do they date you and dislike you at the same time? i mean, i can see that in marriage.... hahaha.
    whats with all these broads that are so against porking?

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    Clearly they read George Orwell's "1984" and are fans of double-think.
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    For reference ive been dating the same girl for 7.5 years.

    In the beginning it was a lot (granted we were horny teenagers with little to nothing to worry about)

    Now it undulates (im guessing with hormone levels...) from screwing like rabbits on the high end, to once a week on the low end, all depending on worries/how each of us are feeling/time o' the month

    We did have a trying time in our relationship where neither one of us was happy, and we did it once a month-ish

    Very satisfied with the amount and quality of the relations

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    i've soiled the couch with her and the dog is scared and avoiding us...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    It's not horrible, it's just what it is. We are trying to have a baby, and have resorted to using very pricey medical science... so it's timed down to the minute.

    Both my wife and I have been broke before and it sucks. We have fun, but it's time to to have a family, build a retirement, make some money, provide for our child, send them to private school (if necessary) and live somewhere where we can grow our food and have chickens. Can't do that when you're broke.

    So we're both kinda focused right now.

    We're not trying to keep up with the Jones's but all I do all day is work with broke ass 65 yr. olds. I really don't want to be them in 30 years.
    Well, somewhat kidding about the whole broke thing. You're not really broke when you own ~10K in bikes

    I left I similarly priced market (Boston) for many of the reasons you are complaining about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by singlesprocket View Post
    i've soiled the couch with her and the dog is scared and avoiding us...
    If you put a comma in there somewhere, it is funnier

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    Quote Originally Posted by the-one1 View Post
    If you put a comma in there somewhere, it is funnier
    yes, lol... though the dog responds well to cookies...
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    so far, i'm the "man" in the relationship. i keep tellin him that many dudes would love if their ladies constantly asked, "hey hun, can i &*(#*# your #*#*@&#"

    "uh no, i just ate. i'm tired....i got a headache." wah wah wahhhhhh!!!!!

    then again, my only relationship where the dude was also a horny bastid, somehow that wasnt enough, and he had ladies on the side. cant win!
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    2-3 times a week if we are lucky. We work opposite shifts a lot (well tell I got laid off Thursday). We also have a year and a half old daughter so it's hard to find time.
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    Once a week if we're lucky (we are on different work/sleep schedules as well). That's after nearly ten years of marriage and 2 kids. It's way up from what it had been right after the kids, but not nearly as much as when we were dating (14 years ago). We still have to use the old baby monitor to warn us if the kids (now 5 and 3 1/2) are heading toward our room. That kind of kills the mood for us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by giantone View Post
    making 6 figures barely cutting it blows my mind.
    It is entirely true here. (SF Bay Area).

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    ...And I'm single. Me and the SO of three years(on and off) are no longer together. It was all set for civility and then, well, **** hit the proverbial fan.
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    i'm sorry Monzietron. At least you're a funny guy, and not too heinous, you should do alright

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    has anyone seen "upstairs" on vimeo? if relationships started out this honest it would help with living libido loca!

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    With each other??
    Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

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    When we were dating? 1-2 times a day.
    When we lived together? 3-4 times a week.
    When we got married? 1-2 times a week.
    After almost 4 years of marriage? 1-2 times a week.



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    Married 18 years on the 28th. You can never get enough of it.

    My oldest son asked the birds and the bees question a few years ago. His eyes bugged out and his response was "You mean you've done it THREE times with Dad? That's just gross Mom!" I figured three was a good number to leave it at.

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    After almost ten years of marriage I say it's like Blue Diamond Almonds - A can a week, that's all we ask.

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    5 months into our first child... yep not much action here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by the-one1 View Post
    if i had a girlfriend, we would do it every time we saw each other too. The problem is finding an excuse to tell the wife that i'll be gone for a day or two.
    lmao!!

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    And now the question thas on everyones mind- How much do you all masturbate?

    Me, couple times a week if things are slow with the wife.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drummerboy1975 View Post
    And now the question thas on everyones mind- How much do you all masturbate?

    Me, couple times a week if things are slow with the wife.
    I plea the 5th on that one.

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