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    Ho Ho Ho!

    Nothing says holiday cheer like Captain Picard, kicking off the season

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    Ho Ho Ho!

    Funny stuff. I can't imagine how long something like that takes to make.
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    Ah yes, the second best Captain of all time... Picard.

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    Pretty good. Is there an original series version?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Ah yes, the second best Captain of all time... Picard.

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    Is it that time of year already ...

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    Inappropriate elf

    So wrong....yet so funny

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    LOL!!!

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    Very funny Judy



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    Finally got the tree up

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Finally got the tree up
    Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha thank's for that I spilled my coffee.
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    Decking the halls in Florida

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    Ho,ho,ho back at ya.
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    Happy Caturday (2 more Caturdays before Christmas!)

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    Several threads to put this one in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    ^ Nice orgasm
    Seems appropriate, every year I blow a wad on Xmas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Finally got the tree up
    This was mine last year, no one was impressed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
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    aw. I have to keep this in mind

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    Generosity & random acts of kindness from WestJet


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    oldie but goodie

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    It's time to play Kringle or Kriminal!

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    Happy Caturday ho ho ho !

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    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    Funny stuff. I can't imagine how long something like that takes to make.
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    Merry Christmas, dammit!

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    I hate that movie..... and any other movie he is in.

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    ^^ I'm not a huge fan of his movies,can't remember watching that one all the way through.I do find a few scenes in most of 'em that make me chuckle,though.


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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
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    That's probably a little too "in your face" for my tastes, I prefer things a little more subliminal, like Brightons Christmas lights from last year

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    A little late but hey, one season blends into the next anyway so here's some belated Halloween Ho Ho Ho

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    Greeting cards for all my OC brothers and sisters

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    Merry Xmas from Chuck Norris - Van Damme be DAMNED

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    <iframe src="//player.vimeo.com/video/82025914" width="500" height="281" frameborder="0" webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen allowfullscreen></iframe> <p><a href="http://vimeo.com/82025914">Rad Santa</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/rockymountainbicycles">Rocky Mountain Bicycles</a> on <a href="https://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>

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    It's starting to look a lot like Christmas
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    How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker was getting for Christmas?

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    ^^Too funny,

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    Ho,ho,ho cough, cough...it's going to be a long night.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
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    I like Bruce Springsteen's version of Santa Clause is Coming to Town. It makes me feel happy and Christmassy.
    No video, just the audio.

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    Merry Christmas from Joe Satriani
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    We can't forget about those hosers from the Great White north, eh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
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    Merry Christmas to all and to all a GREAT night.
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    I just watched A Christmas Story... this is perfect

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    ^^ That is great!!


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    Cyclelicious, I can't rep you until I spread more around, but great work in this thread. I'll give all you other chumps some rep on Christmas Day when I'm feeling the spirit a bit more.

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    LOL Judy, where's it sposed to go?
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    LOL Judy, where's it sposed to go?
    I was going to state the obvious ... but you have a very keen eye
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
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    F*ck Judy, you are a wicked one with the humor! What else did you get up while under the mistletoe?

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    Merry Christmas one and all, i hope you have a wonderful day doing things you enjoy with people you love.

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    although it's been said many times many ways...
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    ^^Love that pic, is that your guy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
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    Yup!

    He is soooo proud of that bone. Especially after he figured out how to get it through the doorways.

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    Quote Originally Posted by random walk View Post
    Yup!

    He is soooo proud of that bone. Especially after he figured out how to get it through the doorways.
    Yeah, he looks like the proud owner of a nice Christmas cane!
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    Did somebody say "Ho"??? Is this where Mandy went???

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    More ha ha ha... it`s that time of year ho ho ho!

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    Looks like even worse.
    Looks like Assaulting an 'Occifer'.......

    That would make him an official "Bad Santa!"

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    I like the title of this thread because everyone knows that 3 hookers are better than one. Happy Holidaze!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    I like the title of this thread because everyone knows that 3 hookers are better than one. Happy Holidaze!!!!
    Or happy ho lidaze. I have a feeling Santa is going to be kind to Mookie this year. I've been a very very good boy this year.
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    Just not feeling it this year...went to the mall (oh the horror!) with my wife Sunday and we didn't buy a thing. It's like, we have a 16 year old daughter who already has everything, there's nothing I really want. I know it's not just about presents but it's just a "whatever" feeling. I need something to get me going.
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    How about some good weed?

    You know, some "G Weed".
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    How about some good weed?

    You know, some "G Weed".
    I've had 2 jobs since 1985 and loved/love them both, but unfortunately both have had random whiz quizzes.

    The day I retire I'm gonna light it up big time...

    Oh, and my handle was supposed to be pronounced the gweed...I should have capitalized the G.
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    I never heard of G weed before so I used the Google to find out more. In the course of this research I found out what the word gweed means. I never would have thought this was even possible.

    Needless to say our gweed is a classy human being no matter what the internet says. How do people come up with this stuff?
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    I guess dark chocolate bunny is a mild improvement over last year`s (ANL) candy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    I never heard of G weed before so I used the Google to find out more. In the course of this research I found out what the word gweed means. I never would have thought this was even possible.

    Needless to say our gweed is a classy human being no matter what the internet says. How do people come up with this stuff?
    Perhaps "gweed" is short for Guido, like "the gweedster", or "the gweed" ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Perhaps "gweed" is short for Guido, like "the gweedster", or "the gweed" ?
    I always assumed that was the case.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Perhaps "gweed" is short for Guido, like "the gweedster", or "the gweed" ?
    No, that's the way "Baba Wawa" says 'greed'.

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    Well, thank you Flyin_W. And Merry Christmas to all Ho Ho Ho.
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    ^^^LOL

    Years ago my dear conservative Catholic mom bought a few headbands for herself and the family. What she didn't realize was that they had this motif on them.

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    I`have the urge to get an ugly holiday sweater Thanks Carlton

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    Duck DJ... after decimating his flying reindeer, he's gunning for you.
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    ok I'm just not myself lately...

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    Vintage Christmas Ads

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    ^^ Funny how much times have changed since those ads originally ran...I think it's fair to say that there's not a woman alive today that wouldn't be pissed if she got a bathroom scale for Christmas. Any guy that's not a complete idiot wouldn't dare even go there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by minitrail View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
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    Mook is that why you bolted from Seattle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
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    Red vs. Green.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
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    I was in fact seeing things but not because of any pharmaceutical intake. I was just crazy all by myself.

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    Oh my. Mookie's been good this year...

    ...until just now.
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    ^^Looks like we have another bad santa on our hands.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MiniTrail View Post
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    That's friggin awesome! It almost looks like Spock's sweater may have robots flashing the Vulcan salute.
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    ^^ That's so bad its good!

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    OMG we got a full two plays out of that video, our cats are now quite entertained / aggravated.
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    Perfect timing for people that are looking to get an early start to next year's Christmas.

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    Something tells me this isn't quite translated correctly.

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    If you have 7 or 8 minutes you should listen to David Sedaris recount his stint as a department store elf.

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    ^ good read Mookie

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    Cyclelicious, you're a bad girl and nuthin but a lump of coal for you. Merry Christmas!!
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    ^ ha! not... well maybe

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
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    I sure hope Mrs Clause doesn't see this.

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    The stockings were well stocked


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    ^^^^this just might turn me into a christmas person afterall.

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    Entertaining for the holidays? Get your turkey shaped cake

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forster View Post
    Ironic how Santa gives bad children a lump of coal for Christmas which they can later burn for heat releasing carbon and destroying his habitat. Probably some acid rain damage on the sleigh's paint every year too.
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    Santa's probably not thinking straight.

    He only gets to come once a year.
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    Wow. A whole new spin on things.
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    Santa's only makes one stop per house? I don't know....

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    Were you saving that for just such a segue? lol
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    I know what I want for Christmas now...

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