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    "Chicken Soup"

    Everything Chicken...

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    I remember that one.

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    For chickens, go no further than Burger King's subservient chicken
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    or the Big Buckin' Chicken!!!

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    I love chickens (hens and roosters) ... they are right up there with goats, and monkeys

    One of my favs :"I don't want to be a pie"

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    So Cyclelicious that turns this thread in to the "Official" Chicken / Rooster thread. So now we can add this one in right along side the monkey thread. And the infamous Raccoon thread. Hell we have a something, a nothing, a ing, and a one word thread. With all these why not get some animal threads rolling as well.
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    I say yes to chickens!

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    A horse and a chicken....

    Were playing in a meadow.
    The horse fell into a mud hole and is started to sink. The horse instructed the chicken to get the farmer so that he could be pulled to safety. The chicken ran to the farm but the farmer was nowhere to be found....

    Without a moment to spare,the chicken got into the farmer's BMW and drove back to the mud hole. Then, the chicken tied some rope around the bumper, threw the other end of the rope to her friend, the horse, and proceeded to pull the horse to safety.

    A few days later, the chicken and the horse were playing in the meadow again. This time around, the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken instructed the horse to get the farmer so that she could be pulled to safety.

    Replied the horse, "Here's the plan... I'll stand over the hole..." The horse stretched over the length of the hole and continued, "Now, just grab for my penis and pull yourself to safety."

    The chicken obliged reluctantly and pulled herself to safety.



    The moral of the story: If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.

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    Once had chickens for neighbors, and much prefer them on a plate.


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    Why does a chicken coop have only 2 doors?

    Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    Why does a chicken coop have only 2 doors?

    Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan
    Nice!

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    A horse and a chicken....

    Were playing in a meadow.
    The horse fell into a mud hole and is started to sink. The horse instructed the chicken to get the farmer so that he could be pulled to safety. The chicken ran to the farm but the farmer was nowhere to be found....

    Without a moment to spare,the chicken got into the farmer's BMW and drove back to the mud hole. Then, the chicken tied some rope around the bumper, threw the other end of the rope to her friend, the horse, and proceeded to pull the horse to safety.

    A few days later, the chicken and the horse were playing in the meadow again. This time around, the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken instructed the horse to get the farmer so that she could be pulled to safety.

    Replied the horse, "Here's the plan... I'll stand over the hole..." The horse stretched over the length of the hole and continued, "Now, just grab for my penis and pull yourself to safety."

    The chicken obliged reluctantly and pulled herself to safety.



    The moral of the story: If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.

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    Ha,ha that's great.


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    Ha,ha ^^^
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    Let's not forget the super hero....Super Chicken!!!

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    ^ Those Chef Ramsey memes crack me up

    Here's some anti-chicken memes

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    The one who started the whole sports mascot phenomen. The famous San Diego Chicken.
    The San Diego Chicken - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    Some of his best bits The Chicken's Greatest Bits Part 1 - YouTube

    And the bit that got him sued by the owners of the Barney character. But he won, the judge said it was a legal parody and no infringement rights were crossed. Hilarious Check it out. San Diego Chicken Barney dance off - YouTube
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    Why does it suck to be an egg? Because you only get laid once and it's by your mother.

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    I would have been too chicken to tell that joke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    I would have been too chicken to tell that joke.
    Was told to me by a 10 year old. Pretty funny when he told it.

    Edit: plus it's the only chicken joke I know.

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    buffalo wings are my #1 favorite food. waaay too surios to joke about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by b-kul View Post
    buffalo wings are my #1 favorite food. waaay too surios to joke about.
    Buffalos don't have wings, I bet I could sell you sand in the desert. Besides this is a chicken thread not a Buffalo thread. If you desire open your own Buffalo thread. Jeez!
    This post reminds me of this gem from Jessica Simpson. Jessica Simpson and her fish or chicken tuna - YouTube
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    "BOOK, BOOOK, BOOOOK"

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    Cyclelicious, that's hilarious and apparently I have been blocked from ever being able to rep you again. I have been trying for months. This new system SUCKS. We return now to our regularly scheduled program "chicken talk".
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    Better yet Jessica Alba playing Jessica Simpson "Chicken Of The Sea" Jessica Alba Playing Jessica Simpson on Mad Tv - YouTube
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    Chickens in choppers, but I won't post that video again.

    Damn it, it's a good song that doesn't get enough airplay

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    Cows with guns, just the title scares me.
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    Slams were $2.99? Damn, I barely remember those days.
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    Back on topic....

    What does a chicken man look like.
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    Quote Originally Posted by John Kuhl View Post
    I remember that one.
    Same here, that was great. Thanks for digging that up D.J. And you can count me in I Love Chickens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
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    when chickens attack

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    haha, that's Karl Stefanovic from our local TV chanel morning show. He's always doing stupid stuff.

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    That must be embarrassing, losing to a chicken-head.
    The ridiculousness of cycling clothes increase exponentially in relation to the distance from your bicycle.

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    Excellent cover by Primus of The Devil Went Down To Georgia.

    Featuring dancing chickens and devil riding a bike

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    Great video Judy and a great rock tribute remake of an old southern rock song originally performed by Charlie Daniels.
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    They gave their lives so a chicken could lay another egg. weeding out the flock so to speak.

    The first video clip in this thread is hilarious.

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    Three men were arrested in Putnam County, Florida, for stealing a 9-foot-tall purple chicken and taking it on a joyride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Three men were arrested in Putnam County, Florida, for stealing a 9-foot-tall purple chicken and taking it on a joyride.

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    They must have had a full roll of duct tape

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    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post
    They must have had a full roll of duct tape
    Splain' yourself Lucy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    You mean your country hicks don't wrap their chickens with duct tape to stop them from exploding when they have their way with them. Give me a few minutes I should be able to find a pic of Tones to illustrate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post
    You mean your country hicks don't wrap their chickens with duct tape to stop them from exploding when they have their way with them. Give me a few minutes I should be able to find a pic of Tones to illustrate.
    No that's a new one on me. But that's not to say our country hicks aren't in to it. I'm on the edge of my seat waiting on that photo of Tones demonstration though.
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    Forgot about this thread.
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    ^Oh, Cornfield!!! That made me laugh like I haven't in a long time!!!

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    Haha! I had about the same reaction when I saw it for the first time.

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    Just saw a hilarious new Foster Farms commercial so I googled for this thread. I couldn't fine that one but came across an old California Foster Farms commercial that is just as funny. I remember this one from California and not sure if it was shown anywhere else. Too funny!
    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ze3V1X9...%3Dze3V1X9eLu4
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Just saw a hilarious new Foster Farms commercial so I googled for this thread. I couldn't fine that one but came across an old California Foster Farms commercial that is just as funny. I remember this one from California and not sure if it was shown anywhere else. Too funny!
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    Those damned garbage gut chickens are never gonna give up!

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    I'de like thank Judy for this one.
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    Chicken makes lousy house pet!

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    That commercial committed cruelty to animals. I'm calling the tree huggers to report this!
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    Drivers may not always see pet chickens crossing roads, so the company Omlet developed these shiny vests to enhance the visibility of chickens.

    Best dressed chicken in town: hens go hi-vis - Telegraph

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    It happened again!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Three men were arrested in Putnam County, Florida, for stealing a 9-foot-tall purple chicken and taking it on a joyride.
    Friends of mine in HS stole a life-sized fiberglass cow from the front of a butcher shop. Some of you San Diegans may remember this as Manhattan Meats in La Mesa.

    How did they escape the long arm of the law? By sending a note to a local news station claiming it as a kidnapping, and demanding (something like) 27 cents and 3 parachutes as ransom. They actually got on live TV to exchange the cow for the ransom (a tape strip of marked coins and 3 parachutes from little green army men); Manhattan Meats got some publicity, and my buddies probably got a stern lecture form the La Mesa PD.

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    Poultry attempt at backflip.

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    Quote Originally Posted by random walk View Post
    Poultry attempt at backflip.
    he was too chicken to fully commit.
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    His feathered hair got in his eyes.
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    surely it was because his cock reared its ugly red head and put him off.

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    and they make good drivers

    They make good drivers until she [the hen] craps in your lap.
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    WHen I was a boy I lved on a farm. My dad had lots of chickens adn we collected eggs everyday.
    My dad had a pet checken that would follow him around. Dad would feed it beer, it drank from his beer mug (keg in garage)..that thing would run around crashing into everything LOL
    Ever crack a 1/2 developed egg into a frying pan = One EYE staring at you with some blood..freeky looking
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    I had a pet chicken once. Heidi was her name and she was a Rhode Island red. Also had a goose named Ginger. She was I think an African breed. Geese make great watch "dogs."

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    I had a pet chicken once. Heidi was her name and she was a Rhode Island red. Also had a goose named Ginger. She was I think an African breed. Geese make great watch "dogs."
    You do know that geese aren't allowed in this thread right. It's only for chickens.
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    I haven't seen that one yet. I like the one with the teen pregnancy that results in chicken fries.
    And I haven't seen that one yet............nope still haven't seen it........still haven't seen it.
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    At first I thought this might be a complete hoax. Then the article mentioned that up to 80% of the brain remained and that only the front part of the head was removed. So I don't know what to make of all this. I need to see a picture to know exactly what's going on here. Saying the chicken lacked a head might be a bit misleading.
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    Yes this was discussed in here. I think our long lost Mook brought it up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Danger View Post
    I'll need a post number for verification.
    Maybe look for it yourself.

    It may not be in this thread but maybe in another. All I know is it was a lengthy discussion on this very subject. Many responded about it, but Mook was its main contributor.
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    Hmmm. Well, I guess KFC wins for getting me to talk about KFC. Such pawns we are in the global game of fast food.

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    But they never explained why the chicken crossed the road? So close, and yet so far to finally finding out why. And therefore, the question remains.

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    That happened to me yesterday in Denver. This chicken was wearing a Canadian Goose costume.

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    ^ those guys are mean. One screamed at me this evening and tried to chase me while I was running... I screeched back.. he backed off. What a chicken
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    ^ those guys are mean. One screamed at me this evening and tried to chase me while I was running... I screeched back.. he backed off. What a chicken
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    ^ Canada geese are giant A**holes. [I'm glad you don't think we, the peoples of Canada, are like that ]

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    But they never explained why the chicken crossed the road? So close, and yet so far to finally finding out why. And therefore, the question remains.
    Hawg, that one has actually been solved.



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    ^ Canada geese are giant A**holes. [I'm glad you don't think we, the peoples of Canada, are like that ]

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    Well since we went off topic to Canadian Geese, I had quite an incident when I was about 12 years old. I was fishing on a farmers private reservoir with the place to myself. A summer afternoon in upstate N.Y. and a bit warm. I took my sneakers off and was sitting on a log with my feet in the water. As I sat there fishing I noticed a Canadian Goose out about 100' and he/ she was honking nonstop. I blew it off and kept to my business fishing away. Then I noticed the goose dive under the water. No big deal he's fishing I thought.

    All of a sudden that mean bastard came popping up from under the water right at my feet. Full on exploding out and hissing flapping and biting my legs. I dropped my fishing pole in the water and scurried backwards trying to get to my feet. I finally managed to get up and run. She chased me a good 50' before stopping and honking victory. I was freaked out and in shock for a few minutes followed by hysterical laughter at what just happened. I walked away to let the goose calm down. She finally got back in the water and swam out. That's when I ran and retrieved my fishing pole from the 4' deep water. As I was getting it she started to come back but I got out of her way this time. It took me years to realize that it had to be a female protecting her nest near by. Mean crazy birds they are.

    i learned early on in life how mean they can be.
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    DJ, how did you arrive at 59 feet?

    Most would have rounded it to 60.
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    DJ, how did you arrive at 59 feet?

    Most would have rounded it to 60.
    What?
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    Oh, I meant "a food 50 feet".
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    What? A typo, what's this world coming to. Bigger fish to fry here look within this thread.
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    James the chicken rides the roomba

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    Happy Year of the Rooster! Shake your tail feathers!

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    Are big cocks really better than little ones? I mean, they both crow obnoxiously, right?

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    my little bantam rooster. Im trying to find my picture of the other rooster we had years ago. We had to give him away for being so mean and he was HUGE. He was a white Brahma. 6 months old he stood about 20 inches tall and weighed in at around 14lbs.

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    That’s one stealth looking Rooster.
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    Crazy thing is how much one costs. The can get up to and beyond $2500 each

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    Rare bird I would assume. More of a show bird than anything. Were they bred purposely to be all black?
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    Old breed from Indonesia. They we're supposedly bred for relegious ceremonies. I heard they are hard to raise and breed. They don't lay well and don't usually like to brood. That's when some people get different breeds of chickens like silkies. A silkie will sit on another chickens eggs and hatch them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by azimiut View Post
    Old breed from Indonesia. They we're supposedly bred for relegious ceremonies. I heard they are hard to raise and breed. They don't lay well and don't usually like to brood. That's when some people get different breeds of chickens like silkies. A silkie will sit on another chickens eggs and hatch them.
    Interesting stuff.
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