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    HAWG, the all mighty, and all powerful...

    I may very well be the next great leader of the people in the history of the world. It's true and I have a few facts to back it up.

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    Meh, my dog told me I was the next great leader.

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    Hawg, a fortune cookie doesn't count as a fact.

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    You shouldn't doubt before you know the facts that are written in history...

    Doubters are sinners.

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    I hear there is an opening in the North Korean regime.
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    I hear there is an opening in the North Korean regime.
    yes so please submit your resume and wait for them to make contact.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nvphatty View Post
    yes so please submit your resume and wait for them to make contact.
    But... but I don't wanna go.. I was recommending HAWG an open position to practice his supreme ruling skills. You know, kind of like "pre-gaming"
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    and DJ will take the credit too
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Doubters are sinners.
    Somehow, I doubt this is true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sodak View Post
    But... but I don't wanna go.. I was recommending HAWG an open position to practice his supreme ruling skills. You know, kind of like "pre-gaming"
    yes, yes thats the ticket!

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    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    and DJ will take the credit too
    Hey now!!
    I only take credit where credit is due.
    This one,I'm just standing and holding the shovel and pick axe as Hawg dig's the hole.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Hey now!!
    I only take credit where credit is due.
    This one,I'm just standing and holding the shovel and pick axe as Hawg dig's the hole.
    See now you are taking credit for burying hawg
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    This one,I'm just standing and holding the shovel and pick axe as Hawg dig's the hole.
    When he finds Water in this huge pit he's digging. Send up North, they are talking Drought here, next spring.

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    We all need to be on our toes while addressing Hawg now.

    Apparently it's 'Sir Prince Hawg.
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    Let the hole fill with water and I will walk across it w/o falling in. Then, some (and only some) of you will believe.

    The rest of you are doomed...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Let the hole fill with water and I will walk across it w/o falling in. Then, some (and only some) of you will believe.

    The rest of you are doomed...
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    I smell bacon barbecue...mmmm....bacon....

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    I heard a story once about a mighty and all powerful.... then someone opened up the curtain.

    are we still in Kansas?

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    Quote Originally Posted by aerius View Post
    I smell bacon barbecue...mmmm....bacon....
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    HAWG, the all mighty, and all powerful...

    Hawg. You are amazing! You are the greatest! The world is better because of you. Can I be second in charge?


    What is the sound, you say.


    It sounds like a sharpening steel being used, you say.

    Why should I look over there, you say.

    Heyyall hangs a sign up. It reads Hawg was here, momentarily, but his reign ended quickly on account of a freak accident.
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    When you are at the top, there is only one way you can go................................................ .....Down.

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    Hawg did you forget to wear your helmet on that last ride.
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Or, his shorts were just a tad too tight.



    I mean, yeah Hawg, I'm right there with you, supporting your greatness all the way.


    (Hedging my bets)

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    Ive never doubted this hawg..
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....:cool:

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    FACT: The very name I was given at birth means "with God" or "like God".

    The doubters are beginning to feel a burning sensation. Sleep may not come restfully tonight to these.

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    Optimus and Tone's, thank you for your faith in me. You may go in peace.

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    Your highness is showing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Your highness is showing.
    Ohhh, thank you for letting me know.

    You may go in peace.

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    and up from the ground came a bubblin crude.......

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    Sorry for doubting you Sir Prince Hawg.

    So let me get this straight.
    Your name means like God or God like.
    Hmmmmm……
    Hawg= God like
    Mike= God like
    I don't know why I doubted you Sir Prince Hawg it all makes sense now.
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    Fact: Although the real birth date of Jesus in uncertain, my birthday happens to fall upon the day at least one culture believes strongly his birth occurred upon.

    Darkness begins to brighten. Warm light and heat awaits those who believe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    You may go in peace.
    Thank you , your all-highness.
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    I'm getting scared now... What happens to the "doubters"? Umm... not saying I am one.. just wondering,.. yeah.. that's it.
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Fact: Although the real birth date of Jesus in uncertain, my birthday happens to fall upon the day at least one culture believes strongly his birth occurred upon.

    Darkness begins to brighten. Warm light and heat awaits those who believe.
    Meh I like the cold and snow. It's all fluffy and soft.
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    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    Meh I like the cold and snow. It's all fluffy and soft.
    and without uncertainty of birth dates within a given culture...win, win

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    Quote Originally Posted by nvphatty View Post
    and without uncertainty of birth dates within a given culture...
    Yeah hawg is only uncertain because he doesn't have enough toes and fingers
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    oh my thats rich! Would his nickname be stumpy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    The doubters are beginning to feel a burning sensation.
    So my doctor lied to me!!??

    I was wondering why the penicillin wasnt working...

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    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    Yeah hawg is only uncertain because he doesn't have enough toes and fingers
    Blasphemy!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nvphatty View Post
    oh my thats rich! Would his nickname be stumpy?
    That is why he just got a letter from Specialized.
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    I'm just waiting for Hawg to break down and rattle off this speech upon us.
    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tEGPNpo...%3DtEGPNpoNDm0
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    Hawg is The Chosen One?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boyonadyke View Post
    Hawg is The Chosen One?
    Quite possibly. We're all screwed now, huh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by nvphatty View Post
    oh my thats rich! Would his nickname be stumpy?
    I once dated a girl who was missing a hand. My buddies named her "Stumpy" and would often ask me if she had stumped me that day while I was still seeing her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Danger View Post
    Somehow, I doubt this is true.
    nah, no doubt about it...
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    Quote Originally Posted by sodak View Post
    I hear there is an opening in the North Korean regime.
    yep, now that the uncle is dead, for sure there is an opening...
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    Quote Originally Posted by nvphatty View Post
    yes, yes thats the ticket!
    ok, ok... Hawg - we want facts.

    please.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nvphatty View Post
    oh my thats rich! Would his nickname be stumpy?
    negative. that name is trademarked by Specialized. and they WILL sue.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Hawg did you forget to wear your helmet on that last ride.
    hmm, makes sense now...
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    Quote Originally Posted by osokolo View Post
    ok, ok... Hawg - we want facts.

    please.
    Facts will not show you the light.

    Only faith.

    Have faith in me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by osokolo View Post
    hmm, makes sense now...
    ARe you guys accusing me of having dain bramage?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Fact: Although the real birth date of Jesus in uncertain, my birthday happens to fall upon the day at least one culture believes strongly his birth occurred upon.

    Darkness begins to brighten. Warm light and heat awaits those who believe.
    warm light and heat? isn't that hell?

    i hate the suspense...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    ARe you guys accusing me of having dain bramage?
    what would the fox say?

    but seriously, can you beat a brick wall in tennis, like Chuck Norris can?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Quite possibly. We're all screwed now, huh?
    Hawg can't be the chosen one.

    Neo is the chosen one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by osokolo View Post
    Hawg can't be the chosen one.

    Neo is the chosen one.
    Reading through this thread eating ice cream. I just bit my tongue thank-you oh chosen one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by osokolo View Post
    Hawg can't be the chosen one.

    Neo is the chosen one.
    No, I think that Neo was "The One."

    Hawg is "The Chosen One."

    No problem, lots of room at the top.

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    Hawg, I'll have a blue pill, your highness.
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Hawg, I'll have a blue pill, your highness.

    here you go my son, a blue pill:
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    Net will be driving spikes in no time!!

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    Take the green pill hawg
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    That was a delicious pill.
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    Quote Originally Posted by osokolo View Post
    Hawg can't be the chosen one.

    Neo is the chosen one.
    It's starting to get pretty warm in here...

    I am the chosen one but it's up to you guys how this all turns out. The lack of faith here is starting to turn me toward the dark side of fate.

    Is that really what you want?

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    Losing it!



    All of you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Losing it!



    All of you.
    Nothing left to lose. Lost it all long ago. Hasn't been anything to lose in years and years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Is that really what you want?
    yes give it to me NOW, right now damn it hawgster!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    It's starting to get pretty warm in here...

    I am the chosen one but it's up to you guys how this all turns out. The lack of faith here is starting to turn me toward the dark side of fate.

    Is that really what you want?
    It is not what we want.

    But it is about whats in it for us.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nvphatty View Post
    yes give it to me NOW, right now damn it hawgster!!

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    A legend in his own mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phillbo View Post
    A legend in his own mind.
    Impossible. Legends are titled by someone else about someone else.

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    I am but a messenger...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Impossible. Legends are titled by someone else about someone else.
    not always the case, messengers often times have this affliction...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    I am but a messenger...
    so do we shoot the messenger in this case
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    Watch your back Hawg, there might be a coup brewing among the masses.
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    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    so do we shoot the messenger in this case
    only if you want to turn me into a legend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nwbikur View Post
    Watch your back Hawg, there might be a coup brewing among the masses.
    no coup, were just going to watch the flame burn out in hawgville.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nvphatty View Post
    no coup, were just going to watch the flame burn out in hawgville.
    I will remain, in what ever form you choose to keep me in. The fact is, I will remain.

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    Keep on digging Hawg, you're almost there.
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    This is for the doubters...

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    i've got war pigs blastin, hawg.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    I will remain, in what ever form you choose to keep me in. The fact is, I will remain.
    stop scarin me with these pseudo facts and your remains.

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    I think Hawg might be "channeling" Jim Jones.

    Hawg, I'll drink the kool-aide. I'm not scared.
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    I think Hawg might be "channeling" Jim Jones.

    Hawg, I'll drink the kool-aide. I'm not scared.
    I was thinking Mr Manson.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 53119 View Post
    i've got war pigs blastin, hawg.
    Thank you for that, you may go in peace.

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    I think Hawg might be "channeling" Jim Jones.

    Hawg, I'll drink the kool-aide. I'm not scared.
    My cool Aid won't kill you. It's an uplifting, refreshing, spiritual experience.

    So everyone, are you experienced?

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    Quote Originally Posted by nvphatty View Post
    I was thinking Mr Manson.
    It sounds like that is who you want me to become. Be careful..

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    kool-aid, Mr manson my what a combination. lets see who or what can be the 3rd ingredient? ahhhh yes Jesse Jackson

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    Rabbits are among the most innocent live forms on Earth. Please do not bring them into this. See that black cloud over your heads in the sky? ('m talking to the doubters here) It's got lightning bolts ready to launch in your direction...

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    i think rabbits might be responsible for some shady shite, hawg.
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    HAWG your busted!! If you were truly the chosen one you'd know how evil rabbits can and will be when you least expect it........ flame out who's next.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nvphatty View Post
    HAWG your busted!! If you were truly the chosen one you'd know how evil rabbits can and will be when you least expect it........ flame out who's next.
    Are you guys kidding me?!!! Simply put, there is no better pet than a rabbit, anytime, anywhere. They don't bark like dogs, yet they fetch and play with you. They don't have a pissy attitude and think they own the place like a cat, yet they love to cuddle and are potty trained to use a litter box. They don't get huge, they don't cost a lot comparatively, and they live fairly long, peaceful, calm lives.

    What's better than that???

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    Not to mention, I've come to learn that an alternate name for "hoodie" (hooded sweatshirt) is "bunny hug."

    Thank you, Saskatchewan.

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    Not to mention, I've come to learn that an alternate name for "hoodie" (hooded sweatshirt) is "bunny hug."

    Thank you, Saskatchewan.
    See, even the thugs have respect for the rabbit...

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    Doubters???? We have doubters?
    Well look who has arisen from the dead?!

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    Hmmmmmm doubtful, I am the chosen one remember.
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    Hmmmmmm doubtful, I am the chosen one remember.
    Hey!!! Did you just use the word "doubt" here?!

    careful,...be vawy, vawy careful...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Hey!!! Did you just use the word "doubt" here?!

    careful,...be vawy, vawy careful...
    I doubt I did, you apparently read it wrong.
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    I doubt I did, you apparently read it wrong.
    So full of doubt...

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    Whatever Thomas!
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    OK, that hurt... (welling up...)

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    did he just call you thomas what are you a train.
    Well,...that is innocent enough of a consideration.

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    Yep a train. Horror. Horror.
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    Yep a train. Horror. Horror.
    Whose in front, whose in the middle, and whose in back?

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    Yep a train. Horror. Horror.
    I think Tone's in all 3 positions. Needless to say.
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    I think Tone's in all 3 positions. Needless to say.
    OK, just a second... let me absorb this... are you saying...














    ....that Tone's has two other bothers, all identical?!

















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    might as well ask the wascally wabbit cuz the result will be the same.

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    All mighty, all powerful, and asking for help from God?
    I used that term to make you feel better about me, for I am no better than anyone else. Just a messenger.

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    Ambassador....

    Has a nice ring to it. You should consider doing a name change to AmbassadorHawg or something. That would be cool!

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    How about "Ambassadorhawgtherealdeal"

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    that'll work
    Is that all that the people want from me?!

    I thought I'd be hearing requests to heal the sick or something else that mattered like a brand new high end CF bike???
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    How about "Ambassadorhawgtherealdeal"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Is all that the people want from me?!

    I thought I'd be hearing requests to heal the sick or something else that mattered like a brand new high end CF bike???

    I just wanna new bike nothing hard
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    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post

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    How about "Ambassadorhawgtherealdeal"

    too long
    Yeah...it'll look silly on this forum, the way it wraps names...
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    Lord Hawgie sounds better to me.
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Is all that the people want from me?!

    I thought I'd be hearing requests to heal the sick or something else that mattered like a brand new high end CF bike???
    I want a Fatbike...like everyone else.Don't you know Carbon cracks!?

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    Lord Hawgie sounds better to me.
    another adequate and fitting possibility I'd say.
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    I think this would be more like it Theallwise(azz)know(nothing)lord(inhisownhead)amba ssodorhawg
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    600 million dollar lottery 2nite.
    Aren't you going to ask his Highness for the lucky numbers?

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    Who cares about the lottery?....

    I want to know why Spiderman is upset when he looks at a box of rice...

    You got the Answer, You're HighAnus ?

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    hey hiney divulge or else

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    FB, send me a link on the facts to study and I will get back to you.

    NV, or else what?

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    shwethawgs could be your minions
    war pigs plays everytime you enter a post
    or march of the pigs (nin)

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    i think dj & hawg should race for it. y'know... supreme being title bout.

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    I think I'll sit this one out, Hawg's doing a fine job digging this hole on his own.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Hawg is close to death.
    Let me know when to stuff you in a cave and wait.
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Hawg is close to death.
    let us know when so we can nail and glue down the lid.
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    let us know when so we can nail and glue down the lid.
    If Hawg dies, he may never return.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    If Hawg dies, he may never return.
    Who knows... maybe you will be reincarnated as Nicoles saddle or something? Could work out..
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    Who knows... maybe you will be reincarnated as Nicoles saddle or something? Could work out..
    knowing his luck he would turn into tones sadle
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    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    knowing his luck he would turn into tones sadle
    Oh man... that's a rough one. Talk about being dealt a bad hand.
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Hawg is close to death.
    A couple more swings with that pickaxe and you'll be in the shit.
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    HAWG, the all mighty, and all powerful...

    I am confused. Big effing celebrity and no scandals yet.

    Lord my arse. I want a scandal! Big scandal.

    Like "I slept with Tone's". C'mon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by osokolo View Post
    I am confused. Big effing celebrity and no scandals yet.

    Lord my arse. I want a scandal! Big scandal.

    Like "I slept with Tone's". C'mon.
    The Lord will not "sleep" until his work is done...

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    Oh he will sleep, he will sleep.
    Is it to say that the Lord's work is now done?

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    Is it to say that the Lord's work is now done?
    Yes which means your work has just begun.
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    Yes which means your work has just begun.
    What have I been promoted or demoted to?

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    Is it to say that the Lord's work is now done?
    one must exist in order to be done.

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    one must exist in order to be done.
    That's most definitely degrading.

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    That's most definitely degrading.
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    Broken dreams with no promises...
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    Nobody asked for anything, I was repeatedly shot down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nvphatty View Post
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    I did nothing at all. The thread was started by a higher power than me, through me. I'm just a messenger...

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    so says the rabbit

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    So much doubt in the world today. Please explain.

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    Why are we bringing rabbits in this discussion? Was it really necessary.

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    It is so confusing.
    it's that or zombies take your pick

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    Well, it appears as though my work is done here.

    Hawg has left the building.

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    HAWG, the all mighty, and all powerful...

    Hey I still suffer from incomplete bowel movement - dont go. I need your help.
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    Yeah but the bottle is so not anatomically correct. It hurts. Wait. Are you saying i should take it orally? Pepto Bismol?
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    Yeah but the bottle is so not anatomically correct. It hurts. Wait. Are you saying i should take it orally? Pepto Bismol?
    then once ingested shake it all about just like Stans...

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    It appears that Hawg has left the building. Luckily for him because this building is crumbling faster than it's going up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    It appears that Hawg has left the building. Luckily for him because this building is crumbling faster than it's going up.
    I doubt that Hawg is already a hasbeen.

    I expect timely return. Just because he can.
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    I doubt that Hawg is already a hasbeen.

    I expect timely return. Just because he can.
    he must be chosen otherwise forgettaboutit!

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    Our Father, who art might be a Rabbit,
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    Take us today for our daily ride,
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Our Father, who art might be a Rabbit,
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    The OC comes,
    when Hawg is done,
    in Kali as it is in Bama.
    Take us today for our daily ride,
    and forgive us for poaching trail.
    As we forgive hikers who get in our way.
    Lead us in group ride,
    but deliver us from Strava.
    For thine is the kingdom,
    the power, the glory,
    unless Specialized sues you.

    Amen

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Our Father, who art might be a Rabbit,
    Hawgzilla be thy name.
    The OC comes,
    when Hawg is done,
    in Kali as it is in Bama.
    Take us today for our daily ride,
    and forgive us for poaching trail.
    As we forgive hikers who get in our way.
    Lead us in group ride,
    but deliver us from Strava.
    For thine is the kingdom,
    the power, the glory,
    unless Specialized sues you.

    Amen
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    This Thread ... has now been brought.

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Our Father, who art might be a Rabbit,
    Hawgzilla be thy name.
    The OC comes,
    when Hawg is done,
    in Kali as it is in Bama.
    Take us today for our daily ride,
    and forgive us for poaching trail.
    As we forgive hikers who get in our way.
    Lead us in group ride,
    but deliver us from Strava.
    For thine is the kingdom,
    the power, the glory,
    unless Specialized sues you.

    Amen
    nice!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
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    ^ I've seen quite a few lurkers recently. I think we might need to host a welcoming party. A few more regular posters would be nice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    ^ I've seen quite a few lurkers recently. I think we might need to host a welcoming party. A few more regular posters would be nice.
    Don't think I've seen any of those ever post here...yet.

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    HAWG, the all mighty, and all powerful...

    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
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    What is regular poster and how do one becomes it?
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    if you becomes it they will assimilate you, is this your desire?

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    HAWG, the all mighty, and all powerful...

    Quote Originally Posted by osokolo View Post
    What is regular poster and how do one becomes it?
    24"x36" and I think for a person, it isn't advised as you would need to be pulverized, treated with a variety of chemicals, pressed flat, cut and printed upon. Best I can tell, it is a one way process.
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    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    Best I can tell, it is a one way process.
    No, I had a buddy in the seventies who was processed into a poster, and then came back from it basically intact. It was one of those velvet blacklight posters.

    Wait, that might have been Orange Sunshine.........nevermind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    No, I had a buddy in the seventies who was processed into a poster, and then came back from it basically intact. It was one of those velvet blacklight posters.

    Wait, that might have been Orange Sunshine.........nevermind.
    I was told only Chuck Norris and the Lord himself can come back intact from being posterized.
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    Quote Originally Posted by osokolo View Post
    I was told only Chuck Norris and the Lord himself can come back intact from being posterized.
    This is true, only Hawg and Chuck can do that. It was the OS that led us to believe he had been made into a poster.

    Turns out the acid was playing tricks on our minds.
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