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    Has anyone ever said...?

    Man, I've only been "stuck" inside for a few hours, and I'm already bored. It must be almost time to watch the DVD of Zombieland: Double Tap that I rented.

    I'm cooking up a vat of Apocalyptic Spaghetti, and was about to dump the entire jar of minced garlic in, then I thought, wait...

    Has anyone ever said...

    "Man, that looks like way too much garlic."

    Anyhoo, a change of pace, mebbe?

    Has anyone ever said...?
    "Nobody likes me."

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    I think the browns might win a super bowl

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    Has anyone ever said: I’ve been out here on the trails way too long.
    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    "I think I'd like to go out & mow the lawn early this morning after getting super-drunk last night."
    "Nobody likes me."

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    Has anyone ever said...?-c677c0dd-abe7-4c89-8ceb-78892f451be2.jpegHas anyone ever said...?-2983fbd0-5559-42d0-a294-57603af397ec.jpeg

    Has anyone ever said “ man, I love patching my kayak and drysuit”?
    DAAAANG...that was janky

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    …the Chargers will be successful in L.A.?
    Research, learn, and grow. Agree or disagree with evidence and analysis.

    Real eyes realize real lies.

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    Has anyone ever said: Walking into one of your favorite restaurants for take out, rocks!
    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    "..you look like Picard"

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    Has anyone ever said: Please stop because <NSFW stuff> feels way too good!

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    Quote Originally Posted by driver bob View Post
    "..you look like Picard"
    No, but they've said "your posts read like Picard."
    "Nobody likes me."

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    I wish I could hang out with Picard in real life.

    I wish I was 3" shorter

    OneSpeed is the least stubborn person I've ever met.
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    Stop asking how much it weighs and just go ride it.

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    Ahhhhhhh! This locker room smells fantastic!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir kayakalot View Post
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    Has anyone ever said “ man, I love patching my kayak and drysuit”?
    Boating season is starting early, ain't it. Those nrs drysuit booties suck. Raft getting wet for some elfing/fishing this weekend.
    I would advise not taking my advice.

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    Has anyone ever said…

    …OneSpeed is easy on bike frames?
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    Real eyes realize real lies.

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    "Have I got a story for you. One night, me and the boys were hanging out drinking some milks…"
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    Quote Originally Posted by chazpat View Post
    "Have I got a story for you. One night, me and the boys were hanging out drinking some milks…"
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    Brady might become a Charger?

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Kuhl View Post
    Brady might become a Charger?
    Well, Rivers is off to Indy now. But I don't think the Spanuses will drop that kind of coin on a QB.
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    Quote Originally Posted by the one ring View Post
    Well, Rivers is off to Indy now. But I don't think the Spanuses will drop that kind of coin on a QB.
    Has anyone ever said: Philip your nine children are going to Love living in sub freezing slushy Indianapolis coming from balmy SoCal.
    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Has anyone ever said: Philip your nine children are going to Love living in sub freezing slushy Indianapolis coming from balmy SoCal.
    Has anyone ever said: Philip, have you considered condoms?
    always mad and usually drunk......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    lol, how do you remember these things?
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    ^ He has a "Clockwork" memory.
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    Quote from MojoK
    "Any word on if Harold is up and running with the "hookers and blow" project?"
    I would advise not taking my advice.

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    Those are some cool Crocs!
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    Quote Originally Posted by chazpat View Post
    lol, how do you remember these things?
    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    ^ He has a "Clockwork" memory.
    It's more like when that thing that's on the blink all the time finally works for once.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    It's more like when that thing that's on the blink all the time finally works for once.
    But then it goes on the blink again. I had a toaster like that once. Korns like a toaster, sometimes you get a nice even brown toast, other times it’s black charred and burnt. “Burnt toast” shall be your new nickname.
    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    Those are some cool Crocs!
    Sweet Fanny Pack!
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    Stop asking how much it weighs and just go ride it.

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    Has anyone ever said, "Man, I've had enough with this Corona Virus talk, can we please change the subject?"?
    life is... "All About Bikes"...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawgzilla View Post
    Has anyone ever said, "Man, I've had enough with this Corona Virus talk, can we please change the subject?"?
    Pretty sure DJ did in the Corona Virus thread that has since been closed. Apparently he had enough and raised a stink about it.
    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Pretty sure DJ did in the Corona Virus thread that has since been closed. Apparently he had enough and raised a stink about it.
    Oh, I was wondering why that thread got shut down
    DAAAANG...that was janky

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir kayakalot View Post
    Oh, I was wondering why that thread got shut down
    Lol
    Not quite, there were a couple of members who couldn’t hold back their political views. On and on they went for days and days. Pretty soon that sh*t catches up with you.
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Lol
    Not quite, there were a couple of members who couldn’t hold back their political views. On and on they went for days and days. Pretty soon that sh*t catches up with you.
    Along those lines, has anyone ever said and meant, "That shit looks good enough to eat."?

    Wait. Don't answer that.
    "Nobody likes me."

    DJT

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    Has anyone ever said?

    "Do I want another line of coke? Nah!"

    Note: This is tongue-in-cheek. I've done my fair share and I've seen it significantly impact two friends in a vastly negative way. I'm pretty sure the last time I did any was in 1989.

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