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View Poll Results: Do you hang left or right

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  1. #1
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    Hanging left or right

    Ok, the important question in life. Does your pecker hang to your left or to your right on a day to day basis.
    dang

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    It's called dressing left or right. That's how a suit fitter fits you.
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    ???

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    Are you talking about a Cannondale Lefty?

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    To dress left means to put one's unit down the left pantleg when dressing. ... "I decided to dress right for the first time today, and it's a whole new world!"
    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BT180 View Post
    Are you talking about a Cannondale Lefty?
    Pancho and Lefty?
    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    To dress left means to put one's unit down the left pantleg when dressing. ... "I decided to dress right for the first time today, and it's a whole new world!"
    Ok, I just can't switch. Nope.
    dang

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    ???
    Wait for the boob poll.
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    Hang to the left, jerk to the right. Guessing a left hander would be the opposite.
    It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

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    We have truly run out of things to talk about in the OC.

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    This is highbrow stuff man. Still waiting for the play on words as not sure what a pecker may be in the botony world.
    It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

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    This episode of Friends: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqYTUiMd73I

    Sorry, I don't know how to embed the vid.
    Goya! It's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes. Livin in an Idiocracy.

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    up?
    Do not take anything I post seriously. I don't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dave54 View Post
    up?
    Just, No!
    Goya! It's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes. Livin in an Idiocracy.

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    There is no left or right side in the hammock.
    This space intentionally left blank. We apologise for any inconvenience.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finch Platte View Post
    Wait for the boob poll.
    !!!

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    This thread is just nuts IMO!
    Suicide by single speed. Work in progress.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finch Platte View Post
    Wait for the boob poll.
    I'd rather talk about boobs. Can we talk about boobs instead?
    This post is a natural product. Variances in spelling & grammar should be appreciated as part of its character & beauty.

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    LOL, I just realized there's a poll, or is it pole in this case?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HPIguy View Post
    LOL, I just realized there's a poll, or is it pole in this case?
    Boob pull?
    Goya! It's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes. Livin in an Idiocracy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chuckha62 View Post
    This episode of Friends: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqYTUiMd73I

    Sorry, I don't know how to embed the vid.
    That's where I saw it. I was thinking it was a Seinfeld clip which I searched for last night. Not surprising I mixed the two up seeing how these two shows ran back to back for years during their heyday. Hilarious!

    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    small, shriveled, and always to the left.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chazpat View Post
    I'd rather talk about boobs. Can we talk about boobs instead?

    Boobies!


    Hanging left or right-bluebooby2.jpg
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    "LOL, where'd it go?" pretty much sums up my little friend after a ride. Direction doesn't really matter at that point!


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    Quote Originally Posted by MCHB View Post
    "LOL, where'd it go?" pretty much sums up my little friend after a ride. Direction doesn't really matter at that point!

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    Quote Originally Posted by life behind bars View Post
    Boobies!


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    What a pair.
    dang

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    Either way isn't up there?

    Mine was left, then I had hernia surgery and it was right, for a few years, now it's more center.
    Inguinal hernia surgery can redress you.

    I guess it's really independent.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ericmopar View Post
    Either way isn't up there?

    Mine was left, then I had hernia surgery and it was right, for a few years, now it's more center.
    Inguinal hernia surgery can redress you.

    I guess it's really independent.
    That would fall under "doesn't matter".
    dang

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ericmopar View Post
    Either way isn't up there?

    Mine was left, then I had hernia surgery and it was right, for a few years, now it's more center.
    Inguinal hernia surgery can redress you.

    I guess it's really independent.
    Like a Tic Tac?
    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    I thought the slang word "pecker" vanished with the 90's. Color me clueless.

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    If you haven't watched that Friends clip up there ^^^^ you have missed what this thread is about.


    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^Hilariuos!
    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    If you haven't watched that Friends clip up there ^^^^ you have missed what this thread is about.


    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^Hilariuos!


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    Left. The ladies call me "Captain Hook".

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    Quote Originally Posted by chuckha62 View Post
    "Yeah, That's normal. ....In PRISON"


    And then at the end Joey calls his dad.

    "Dad really, that's not how they fit you for a suit"
    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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