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    The "Guess what DJ has been doing for the last 3 hours..." Thread

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    I am guessing he's been down in the bushes by the nudist camp...
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    I'm thinkin' he's at the mall, practicing his parking.
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    And he's driving with his hands at 10 and 2 on the steering wheel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    I'm thinkin' he's at the mall, practicing his parking.
    So that's what you kids call masturbation now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chazpat View Post
    And he's driving with his hands at 10 and 2 on the steering wheel.
    Listening to classic rock, because there's nothing else.
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    Quote Originally Posted by norton55 View Post
    So that's what you kids call masturbation now?
    Was he standing behind, in front of or in the bushes?
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
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    I am guessing he's been down in the bushes by the nudist camp...
    Am I the only one confused on this? WTH do those red arrows show?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    WTH do those red arrows show?
    I see a Coyote.
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    I see a Coyote.
    That's what I'm talking about. Hold on while I go do a one handed egg crack.
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Checking out old classic cars.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Hold on while I go do a one handed egg crack.
    So that's what you kids call masturbation now?
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    There must be a Starbucks at that mall.
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    Quote Originally Posted by John Kuhl View Post
    Checking out old classic cars.
    So that's what you kids call masturbation now?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Am I the only one confused on this? WTH do those red arrows show?
    A flurry of activity 3 hours before, then... nothing...
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    A flurry of activity 3 hours before, then... nothing...
    Must have been a marathon session...
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    A flurry of activity 3 hours before, then... nothing...
    I flurry then I walk, rinse and repeat. One can't flurry forever and remain sane.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    I flurry then I walk, Lather, rinse, repeat. It's very satisfying
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    Quote Originally Posted by *OneSpeed* View Post
    perv
    I'd say well played but I hate that saying.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    I'd say well played but I hate that saying.
    Horny, immature, single minded deviant?
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    Quote Originally Posted by *OneSpeed* View Post
    Horny, immature, single minded deviant?
    Breaking news: Train derailed at Main Street and Vine.
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    That's way ahead of the technology I've got at my fingertips, I'll get there though.
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    How'd you get in my house Corn? must've been a couple of weeks ago tho, cos I've changed a bit since then...

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