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    Gross food truck names

    Just saw one go by my house. No, the name wasn't gross, but I thought you guys could come up with some (made up or real) that would tickle your girlfriend's taco.

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    This one exists. I have seen it in Burbank at some rehearsal studios there. Food was awesome
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    This one exists. I have seen it in Burbank at some rehearsal studios there. Food was awesome
    But does its food contain real roaches? If not, That's false advertising, right there....


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    How about a "Grease on Fire" food truck?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Glory hole donuts
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    Two grills one truck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
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    Eating at the 'Y'?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Finch Platte View Post
    Eating at the 'Y'?
    That was in response to Cyclelicious’s post.
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    “The Gift That Keeps On Giving”
    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TylerVernon View Post
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    I have seen a mexican food truck in scottsdale called Montezuma's Revenge.
    Dont make me go all Jonathan Winters on this gas station.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NDD View Post
    Two grills one truck.
    OMG. Thanks for the horrible flashback.
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    Quote Originally Posted by azimiut View Post
    I have seen a mexican food truck in scottsdale called Montezuma's Revenge.
    Been there a time or two having lived in San Diego with Mexico just minutes away. Make the right decision boys, girls when faced with this. Even if you don’t drink the water don’t go for mixed drinks. The ice has that water in it. Safest [still not fool proof] is a bottled beer. A shot or two of tequila just for kicks.

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    OMG. Thanks for the horrible flashback.
    Following NDD’s quote of “Two grills one truck” quote. DO TELL please.

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    Hold on while I barf my drink out my nose while reading that. Judy for the win.
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    DJ, it's honestly best you don't know but if you want in on the loop of internet gross out videos circa 2008, look up Two Girls, One Cup. But really don't look it up.
    dang

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    I think I would eat at the Cheese is Christ truck.

    Not really gross but funny.
    Pretty Thai for a white guy

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    Quote Originally Posted by NDD View Post
    DJ, it's honestly best you don't know but if you want in on the loop of internet gross out videos circa 2008, look up Two Girls, One Cup. But really don't look it up.
    And if you do, you'll probably need to adjust your browser's parental controls to achieve relevant results.

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    maybe we should warm him up to it by getting him to watch "reactions to two girls one cup" first

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    He's already watched it and set all of his internet equipment on fire, that's why he's not responding.

    Anyway, I kinda think that would have to be a halal food truck with two grills for different types of meat.
    dang

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    Quote Originally Posted by NDD View Post
    DJ, it's honestly best you don't know but if you want in on the loop of internet gross out videos circa 2008, look up Two Girls, One Cup. But really don't look it up.
    I’m good, thanks. 🤮
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    There's a Jesus Influenced gut truck in Portland that's out of a school bus. Kitchen up front, seating in the rear. They make a double cheeseburger with 2 grilled cheese sandwiches instead of buns called The Cheesus. My buddy from out of town ate one and threw it up later in my toilet...pretty sure I heard some praying.

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    Gross food truck names-cheesesandwich.jpg

    I came across this picture somewhere a while back, and knew it would come in handy some day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ladmo View Post
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    I came across this picture somewhere a while back, and knew it would come in handy some day.
    There's a gourmet grilled cheese truck round here called The Whey Station.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ladmo View Post


    I came across this picture somewhere a while back, and knew it would come in handy some day.
    Honestly love the name, but damn so much shade about a tomato slice. Do you think if I walked up to the window, slammed a dollar's worth of dimes on the counter, and said "quit being a lazy f*** and get me a tomato slice, too" I could get one?
    dang

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    Quote Originally Posted by NDD View Post
    Honestly love the name, but damn so much shade about a tomato slice. Do you think if I walked up to the window, slammed a dollar's worth of dimes on the counter, and said "quit being a lazy f*** and get me a tomato slice, too" I could get one?
    You may get a slice, but probably not a tomato.
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    Beefsteak tomato on grilled cheese is actually quite good, if done right.
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    Quote Originally Posted by the one ring View Post
    Beefsteak tomato on grilled cheese is actually quite good, if done right.
    Hell yeah, or a Brandywine. Nothing beats a Garden State Beefsteak though.

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