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    the "great name for a band" thread

    you know, when it comes to you and you never remember?

    here's a place to write them down when the ideas come.

    i'll start:

    "the middle class disasters"

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    Anal Cu*t... oh wait, that's already been done!

    I always thought a shit name for a band would be 'Bears In Woods'
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    I might be helpful to list the genre of band that these names would be a good fit for. For example, "Bum Piss" would work just as well for a sludge metal band as it would for an Indigo Girls cover band.

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    this is not my full list, but some of the better ones:

    Legit: these are ones I would actually use
    Septic Disaster
    Malevolent Intent
    Fistfight With A Thunderstorm

    Funny:
    Stumpy Smalls and the Electric No Rhythm Band
    Silent Psycho
    Soul Pasture
    Magnum Dong
    Vaguely Asian
    Analog Redneck
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    Jimbo Swaggart and the Wife Swappers (guess that would have been better a few decades ago)
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    I think it has been used tho, but I thought of it first!

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    Winnemucca Stripper & the Tunnel Motors, seriously. Think country-speed-railroad punk for the deepest, darkest part of Nevada and its long time association with both the Wobbly and SP being in town.
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    Vans with Candy - Prolly some dumb vegan straight edge band name.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scoon View Post
    Vans with Candy - Prolly some dumb vegan straight edge band name.
    has a nice ring to it, though...

    on a vaguely related subject, watch this video to the end.


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    Slick Willy and the Bone Smokers (Creole w/all girl backup singers)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    Spatula

    I think it has been used tho, but I thought of it first!

    I think that's a White Zombie song...
    I've been on pause, but I'm shaking off the rust...

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Kuhl View Post
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    Tool's 'Prison S*x'.....
    I've been on pause, but I'm shaking off the rust...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crankout View Post
    Tool's 'Prison S*x'.....
    I think a lot of Tool's songs might apply here.

    Hooker with a Penis
    Rosetta Stoned
    Undertow
    Sober
    Schism
    The Pot
    The Grudge
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    Crawl Away
    ect, ect and so on
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    The Asswipes
    OneSpeed and the Asswipes if I remember correctly.

    EDIT: I should clarify for those not in the know. OneSpeed once received a PM calling him an asswipe from a member he'd never heard of and with no reference as to what the guy was referring to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
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    They would absolutely have to cover this:

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    Lol, yep.

    And:

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Lol, yep.

    And:

    But of course!
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    I had a list on the wall by my desk that I would write band names I thought of. I realized I would never be in a band so I tossed it recently.

    One I'll always remember is "Stuck Nugget".

    One day when my now 20 year old daughter was much younger and used to dip her chicken nuggets in the ketchup one got stuck and she said "stuck nugget" and I said great name for a band. She remembers it as well which means a good memory for us.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGweed View Post
    I had a list on the wall by my desk that I would write band names I thought of. I realized I would never be in a band so I tossed it recently.

    One I'll always remember is "Stuck Nugget".

    One day when my now 20 year old daughter was much younger and used to dip her chicken nuggets in the ketchup one got stuck and she said "stuck nugget" and I said great name for a band. She remembers it as well which means a good memory for us.
    Thatís also a sniglet.
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    I always thought this was funny.

    The California Wayhigh Patrol. Bob Seal's band of Cool Tool and Retro Tech fame.
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    Ooh, I got one:

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    Roland Schitt and the Dangle Berries, of course they are down country blues band
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    Cash Or Octopus.

    Hick hop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    Space Peanut
    from, The Boeing Bombs?

    Years ago there was a band around here called, "Butch Wax and The Glass Packs".
    Will you shut up, man?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chuckha62 View Post
    from, The Boeing Bombs?
    Yeah. Almost anything with "space" in front is good.


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    Probably would end up like the band We've Got a Fuzzbox and We're Gonna Use It and they'd just go by Cow Trash.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Finch Platte View Post
    Cash Or Octopus.

    Hick hop.

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    I really like Cash or Octopus....could be like a post-baby metal band...
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    Quote Originally Posted by str8edgMTBMXer View Post
    I really like Cash or Octopus....could be like a post-baby metal band...
    Nope! It's hick hop, dammit!

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    The Hitler Teapot

    Post-reggae/yacht rock.

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    Dude that cannot be real. How could they do that and nobody noticed? The mouth has a little "droopy dog"in there too

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    Quote Originally Posted by the one ring View Post
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    awesome!!

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    yep...I will be stealing that in some way...royalties to follow!!

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    what's funny is on first glance, all I saw was Hitler, or more directly, Cartman as Hitler. It took a minute for a teapot to take shape....what's up JC Penney's?
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    Had some friends text me last night about coming over to jam a bit. Told them my house is shut down (wife and kids asleep) but I'm hanging in the garage going back and forth between bike work and playing a few tunes. So told them to come over but hanging in the garage, you know, would only be a "bare bones" affair. Nothing fancy, no spread, no meat n cheese tray, or anything. BYOB.

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    Bare Bones


    Would be a good name for a 3 piece. Guitar, bass, drums.

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    This one's a little gritty, be warned. It's a great song, great video, worth the 3+mins for sure!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
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    bandwidth thievery revival

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    I don't know why,... it's just MUSS easier to pedal than the other ones.

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    My band is called Tight Posse.

    We changed it from Bertha D. Blooz, because nobody got the joke. I wanted to be C.O. Jones, but I googled it and somebody beat me to it.

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    Sound Temple Jam Pilot of the Dog in Chains Days of Nirvana.


    It'd be a cover band doing songs exclusively from the early 90's.
    Fixed that for you.
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    Fixed that for you.
    That doesn't flow off the tongue as well.

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    When I use to jam with this old friend of mine in college we'd run this massive list of popular cover tunes - pop, rock, country, folk, polka - whatever. Pretty much never too proud to play anything. Some tunes belonged to the "Extra Cheese" set list. There'd always be one or two songs he'd bring up that I just felt had too much attitude though, too much tuffness, to play. One such tune was Seger's "Turn The Page" (good song btw - it was just too tough for me to cover). When he'd ask to play it I'd always say, "No way man, that song's too tough". I always thought that'd make a fun band name. Probably already taken for all I know.

    Like a trail given a name just for the sake of giving it a name, I can't get into a band name just because it sounds funny or neat or whatever - its got to have a story. Just like a trail. Got this bud who won't name a built trail until something happens on it or to it that then speaks to him - then he names it.

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    There was a band back in St.Louis that we used to go see at the local haunts called Tuff Nutz. They wee a blast. The bass player had a prosthetic leg and he would throw it in the crowed and then crowed surf to go get it. Man those guys were fun.

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    I always thought these guys had a pretty good name.

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    the running joke back in the 80's and 90's was to name your band Free Beer, so that when you put it on the marquis, people would bum rush the place for...well...free beer

    didn't make bar owners happy, especially when people walked out, but it did get some people in the door to stay and watch
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    Quote Originally Posted by str8edgMTBMXer View Post
    the running joke back in the 80's and 90's was to name your band Free Beer, so that when you put it on the marquis, people would bum rush the place for...well...free beer

    didn't make bar owners happy, especially when people walked out, but it did get some people in the door to stay and watch
    Hence Bare Naked Ladies
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    Quote Originally Posted by WHALENARD View Post
    And the Butthole Surfers
    first time I ever saw them, my friends band: Painful Discharge, opened up for them.

    I think Painful Discharge is one of the best punk band names ever...when they broke up, some of the guys formed anoither punk band called Spastik Children, which is the second best punk band name ever
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    Don't you mean Acapulco?

    Acapulco death metal. Has a nice rung to it.
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    Fukc yeah, I love all of these. Except for Jirt Dunkie Blows Ass, that's just mean.
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    Unusual to see you talk to yourself using the same username. Whereís Picard at?
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    LOL!

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    She's A Witch (first & last album, Burn Her)
    Who can forget their hit song. " She weighs the same as a duck"
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    ....from the Clouds thread, but great band name
    I prefer In Your Face Boobs.

    They rock.
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    ....from the Clouds thread, but great band name
    sharing the bill with Fifty Yard Fakeout...

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    We re-homed a trio of cats from the rescue centre recently, one of which had a bald rear half from over-grooming due to a previous flea infestation. The vet's notes said:

    Psychogenic Alopecia

    70s prog rock, I reckon.
    Hose me down till the water runs clear.

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    Psychogenic Alopecia

    70s prog rock, I reckon.
    very dark prog. probably french. with loooooonggg keyboard solos...

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    That's ok (can we sill still say that?), I like your spelling better. More metal.
    Not without the "gobbledy."

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