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    GR Bike Club

    Me and my friends created a bike club. I'm hoping we could use this forum to set up camp and talk shop. Looking forward to learning from all of you.

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    Hmmm. This looks like a nice bike club. Better than that bike club Lorenzo was trying to get me to join up on that rugby site.
    So buddha, what kind of bike do you have? I currently have 2. A red and yellow tricycle, and a pink BMX style bike with training wheels. I've never actually ridden either, and I'm not sure they are the right size for me.

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    Hey Horseballs. Thanks for the welcome although it looks like you're a newbie too. I'm just getting into the sport and am hoping to learn from others on this site. That, of course, is why my club is setting up shop here.

    I certainly hope you were referring to your kid's bikes. That would be silly if they were your bikes. LOL.

    Right now I have a cheap Mongoose, but I'm hoping to upgrade soon. Perhaps to something of the GFF variety.

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    Posting this in your regional forum would be a better idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ.MTNS View Post
    Posting this in your regional forum would be a better idea.
    Cool. Are there other bike clubs in the regional forums? I imagine many meet on here and then have a match if they're in each other's area.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buddha33 View Post
    Cool. Are there other bike clubs in the regional forums? I imagine many meet on here and then have a match if they're in each other's area.
    As A.Z. said. go to the forum that corresponds to the area [ region ] you live in. And post this, good luck.
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buddha33 View Post
    Hey Horseballs. Thanks for the welcome although it looks like you're a newbie too. I'm just getting into the sport and am hoping to learn from others on this site. That, of course, is why my club is setting up shop here.

    I certainly hope you were referring to your kid's bikes. That would be silly if they were your bikes. LOL.

    Right now I have a cheap Mongoose, but I'm hoping to upgrade soon. Perhaps to something of the GFF variety.
    Mongoose? You lucky dog! I had some POS Huffy. Redlines, Diamondbacks and Mongooses were the bomb back in the day. That was around 1987 so things may have changed. I still remember that assshat Billy Kroger who got the Redline with the posts on the front wheel. He though he was hot sh!t doing all those wheelie tricks.
    I'm thinking about getting back into cycling as well. It's been around 25 years so I may be a bit rusty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE, View Post
    As A.Z. said. go to the forum that corresponds to the area [ region ] you live in. And post this, good luck.
    This actually might be kind of tricky since all the guys in the club are scattered throughout the world. We're not looking to carve out a separate GR bike club-only section on the forum. We just heard mtbr would be a good spot for a few of us to learn from the pros.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ.MTNS View Post
    Are you a spammer?
    A spammer I am not. Don't spammers typically use spam?

    I'm beginning to think this Horseballs2 guy is just razzing me. Everything he's said is so far out that it's tough to trust as true. Who rides a big wheel nowadays?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ.MTNS View Post
    Are you a spammer?
    I typically identify spammers as having urls in their signatures.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buddha33 View Post
    A spammer I am not. Don't spammers typically use spam?

    I'm beginning to think this Horseballs2 guy is just razzing me. Everything he's said is so far out that it's tough to trust as true. Who rides a big wheel nowadays?
    Whoa, you crossed a line buddy. Have you seen the sales figures for Big Wheels over the past 4 quarters? They absolutely dominate the numbers coming out of Specialized. Try and poke holes in those facts, tough guy.

    I took a Big Wheel straight down Pikes Peak without putting my feet down once. Hella scary, but the adrenaline rush is unparalleled when pushing the limits of a Big Wheel. Of course you wouldn't know anything about that, would you?

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    Hello gentlemen! You seem to be quite a friendly bunch, so I figure this would be the place to ask for help. I've been having trouble with my unicycle as of late, one of my buddies played a prank on me and turned the seat backward and now I can't get it back the right way around. If you guys know how to fix this, I'd really appreciate a step by step walkthrough.

    Thanks in advance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by @FreakOfNatureGR View Post
    Hello gentlemen! You seem to be quite a friendly bunch, so I figure this would be the place to ask for help. I've been having trouble with my unicycle as of late, one of my buddies played a prank on me and turned the seat backward and now I can't get it back the right way around. If you guys know how to fix this, I'd really appreciate a step by step walkthrough.

    Thanks in advance.
    Well @FONGR, looks like you've got quite the conundrum. Anyone who messes with your unicycle is not a true friend. I call these types of people "enemies," and there is only one fate for an enemy of mine. Swift and brutal justice.

    Here's what I'd do. Tail him for a week. Get to know his routine, where he gets his morning coffee, etc. Next week when he is leaving for work, smash his knee with a tire iron. I bet he doesn't jack around with your unicycle again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 12chiles View Post
    Where can you find serious mountain biking questions and answers?
    It doesn't get more serious than a tire iron to the knee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ.MTNS View Post
    Are you a spammer?
    Who did you vote for?
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Whats the best chain lube to use?
    I just finished up a bottle of finish line krytech wax lubricant, and was wondering the same thing?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Horseballs2 View Post
    Well @FONGR, looks like you've got quite the conundrum. Anyone who messes with your unicycle is not a true friend. I call these types of people "enemies," and there is only one fate for an enemy of mine. Swift and brutal justice.

    Here's what I'd do. Tail him for a week. Get to know his routine, where he gets his morning coffee, etc. Next week when he is leaving for work, smash his knee with a tire iron. I bet he doesn't jack around with your unicycle again.
    Thanks for the good advice HB2. I think I may just do that. I was wondering, maybe I should threaten him with the tire iron first? That might convince him to put the seat back on the right way around. Then I'll kneecap him so he'll think twice about messing with my property again.

    There could be complications though. I think he's one of those home latte snobs who refuses to drink out of paper cups, and I'm pretty sure he fixes his own at home every morning. I may have to hang out in the bushes by his garage the night before garbage pickup, that way if he hears anything he'll probably just blame it on raccoons getting into the garbage he put out. I should probably wear some sort of disguise too, so I don't arouse suspicion. I'm thinking a fur hat and a lone ranger mask should do the trick.

    You've been a huge help. Thanks again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Horseballs2 View Post
    It doesn't get more serious than a tire iron to the knee.
    Dude you have to have some kind of balls
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    Quote Originally Posted by buddha33 View Post
    Me and my friends created a bike club. I'm hoping we could use this forum to set up camp and talk shop. Looking forward to learning from all of you.
    Is Larry in it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 12chiles View Post
    Is Larry in it?
    He's not into getting out on the trails. He'd rather take lessons on a stationary from his personal trainer. Apparently the PT is quite knowledgeable. Larry says he's learned "the secret" to conquering all of the trails and most of the beaches, but since he's so good at it he's become bored with riding.

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    WTF is going on here

    reminds me of the twilight zone

    something just doesnt seem right....

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    Sock puppets me thinks. Start banning IP's...

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    you guys are paranoid!

    buddha33 is not a spammer ya buncha goofs

    but he and couple others here are filtering in from *elsewhere*....and posting in the gawdamn wrong forum!!! [I moved it to the OC]

    show these outcasts some love - and in return they'll give you tips on how to 'grip it and rip it'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 12chiles View Post
    Who did you vote for?





    I voted for Joe of course,

















    Joe Mama....

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    Sorry for the delay. At first when I tried to surface I ran into an oil slick and had to swim way out of my way. Not easy holding my breath that long. I've seen people surface with an Oil Head and they're never the same.

    So...what's going on?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CHUM View Post
    you guys are paranoid!

    buddha33 is not a spammer ya buncha goofs

    but he and couple others here are filtering in from *elsewhere*....and posting in the gawdamn wrong forum!!! [I moved it to the OC]

    show these outcasts some love - and in return they'll give you tips on how to 'grip it and rip it'.




    Just because your paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lorenzzo View Post
    Sorry for the delay. At first when I tried to surface I ran into an oil slick and had to swim way out of my way. Not easy holding my breath that long. I've seen people surface with an Oil Head and they're never the same.

    So...what's going on?
    Seems like a legit first post to me

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ.MTNS View Post
    Just because your paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you.
    Blind dog finds bone.

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    this thread currently has potential.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by FLMike View Post
    Seems like a legit first post to me
    You mountain bike in Florida and find my participation strange?

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    FnA I guess I am officially old. What the hell is a GR club? Gay Riders club? No offense meant if it is.

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    Sock puppet accounts, posting in code, Gen. Petraus sh!t canned, war in the middle east, coincidence? I think not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mattnmtns View Post
    FnA I guess I am officially old. What the hell is a GR club? Gay Riders club? No offense meant if it is.
    I'd say yes but the image of your excitement is offensive to me.

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    they're not puppets either...

    and 'GR' is legit...
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    Why does it feel like bullets are about to start flying?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lorenzzo View Post
    You mountain bike in Florida and find my participation strange?

    OK - that's hella funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Why does it feel like bullets are about to start flying?
    No, you've got us all wrong. On a scale of 1-10, how's the mountain biking in Alabama?

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Why does it feel like bullets are about to start flying?



    Its just a small skirmish. No humans will be harmed in the filming of this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lorenzzo View Post
    No, you've got us all wrong. On a scale of 1-10, how's the mountain biking in Alabama?
    Well, I've never been out west to compare, but here I would give it a solid 6 (appalachian mtn. range) Very rocky and technical around here.

    I fantasize about lift-asisted riding out west , though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ.MTNS View Post
    Its just a small skirmish. No humans will be harmed in the filming of this thread.

    I feel we need to protect Nicole from these thugs.
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    Skirmish you say? I haven't had a skirmish in a while and was looking for a way to gather some red. This might be just the ticket. I have been sorely missing posting in the "Best Neg Comment" thread.
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    Id scrap the passion forum all together, its a breeding ground for unicorn milkers, rainbow chasers and candy cotton farters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Well, I've never been out west to compare, but here I would give it a solid 6 (appalachian mtn. range) Very rocky and technical around here.

    I fantasize about lift-asisted riding out west , though.
    If you mean Francois, he's well insulated. I fantasize constantly. I also spend time at Mammoth

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    I feel we need to protect Nicole from these thugs.



    Phhttt! Who's gonna protect them from Nicole?

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    Also, I require more details on this "elsewhere". Is it another planet? Seems likely. Or, perhaps Ozzy and Tone's know these guys. GR could mean Giant 'Roo after all.
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    Id scrap the passion forum all together, its a breeding ground for unicorn milkers, rainbow chasers and candy cotton farters.

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    How about Arkansas? Is that a thing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ.MTNS View Post
    Phhttt! Who's gonna protect them from Nicole?
    Exactly. I'm not getting all the fear here. I thought MB-ers were supposed to be fearless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ.MTNS View Post
    Phhttt! Who's gonna protect them from Nicole?
    Actually, we may need to protect them from her.

    EDIT: Duh, I just realized that's what you said. I'm a dumm Alabama hick what kaint reed sumtimes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lorenzzo View Post
    Exactly. I'm not getting all the fear here. I thought MB-ers were supposed to be fearless.
    We know who you are. Your reputation precedes you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FLMike View Post
    WTF is going on here

    reminds me of the twilight zone

    something just doesnt seem right....
    Seems pretty obvious. You ever date an Australian chick?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CHUM View Post
    you guys are paranoid!

    buddha33 is not a spammer ya buncha goofs

    but he and couple others here are filtering in from *elsewhere*....and posting in the gawdamn wrong forum!!! [I moved it to the OC]

    show these outcasts some love - and in return they'll give you tips on how to 'grip it and rip it'.
    Good call, Chum. I looked for the OT section initially, but couldn't find it. Thanks for the welcome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mattnmtns View Post
    FnA I guess I am officially old. What the hell is a GR club? Gay Riders club? No offense meant if it is.
    In some cases that's exactly what it means.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lorenzzo View Post
    If you mean Francois, he's well insulated. I fantasize constantly. I also spend time at Mammoth
    How you know Francois?
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    Lorenzzo, forgive my ignorance, but is this you?
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    Id scrap the passion forum all together, its a breeding ground for unicorn milkers, rainbow chasers and candy cotton farters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buddha33 View Post
    In some cases that's exactly what it means.
    Besos.

    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    How you know Francois?
    Is this an interrogation? We have rights.

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    New forum members are exempt from all rights. Sorry, thems the breaks kid.
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    Id scrap the passion forum all together, its a breeding ground for unicorn milkers, rainbow chasers and candy cotton farters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by monzie View Post
    Lorenzzo, forgive my ignorance, but is this you?
    Your ignorance is forgiven.

    No, I had to work for what I have. To put your suspicions to rest, we were in the same room once.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ.MTNS View Post
    I voted for Joe of course,
















    Joe Mama....
    Joe mama and me just finished a sixpack, and she's smoking a cigarette.
    Don't worry, when she finds her boots she will head home.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lorenzzo View Post
    Is this an interrogation? We have rights.
    You want I should kneecap him boss?

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    Quote Originally Posted by @FreakOfNatureGR View Post
    You want I should kneecap him boss?
    Thanks but we need to know who this Nicole is. Strong women at times scare the s.hit out of me. Are you allowed to say s.hit here? Do I need to include a . or is just plain **** ok?

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    I'm coming in late here. Could somebody enlighten me on how you have a bike club with people all over the world? Is that a strava thing? And what is GR? Code speak for Tony the Tiger? Once I catch up I will start contributing. Thanks for the patience.
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    Pro-tip: do it like this: shˇt.
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    Id scrap the passion forum all together, its a breeding ground for unicorn milkers, rainbow chasers and candy cotton farters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by monzie View Post
    Pro-tip: do it like this: shˇt.
    Fine for you, my keyboard lacks a j.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 12chiles View Post
    Joe mama and me just finished a sixpack, and she's smoking a cigarette.
    Don't worry, when she finds her boots she will head home.



    That's okay, no hurry. She left you something. Don't worry about returning it, it lasts a lifetime.

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    I'm coming in late here. Could somebody enlighten me on how you have a bike club with people all over the world? Is that a strava thing? And what is GR? Code speak for Tony the Tiger? Once I catch up I will start contributing. Thanks for the patience.
    You've seen E.T. before?

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    Who are those people? Turks?

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    If this is like fight club, I am in. Who do I get to fkuc up first? Lorenzzo or @freekofnaturegr?

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    Fine for you, my keyboard lacks a j.
    No it doesn't. Depending on whether you have a Mac or PC it's a different key sequence. Run character map and look for it. It will give you the sequence. That's all the help you get.
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    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    I'm coming in late here. Could somebody enlighten me on how you have a bike club with people all over the world? .
    We actually all met at a rendezvous in S. Africa. Nobody knew each other, but came together for one crazy weekend and biked the Hogsback Farm Trail in Lowestoffe. If that trail could talk, it would say we rode the sh-t out of her. Most are from the US, but others from UK, Australia, and a couple Canadian ******s.

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    Quote Originally Posted by monzie View Post
    No it doesn't. Depending on whether you have a Mac or PC it's a different key sequence. Run character map and look for it. It will give you the sequence. That's all the help you get.
    I swear even with the sequence...no j.

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    If this is like fight club, I am in. Who do I get to fkuc up first? Lorenzzo or @freekofnaturegr?

    If not, my advanced apology.
    I believe sounding tough on line is a compensation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buddha33 View Post
    We actually all met at a rendezvous in S. Africa. Nobody knew each other, but came together for one crazy weekend and biked the Hogsback Farm Trail in Lowestoffe. If that trail could talk, it would say we rode the sh-t out of her. Most are from the US, but others from UK, Australia, and a couple Canadian ******s.
    Mountain bikers with means to globe trot. Interesting. Do you have to get a bloodhound tattoo to be in the club?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lorenzzo View Post
    I believe sounding tough on line is a compensation.
    He sounds pretty tough boss. Them bike seats do nasty things to your junk. If I was better at math I might be able to add it all up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 12chiles View Post
    Damn I wore her boots, I asked if they leak
    Hey dudes. I just purchased a new mountain bike at Costco for $799. I'm too lazy to go out to the garage and check out the name but I'm pretty sure it's a good one. What makes me mad is that the tires weren't fully inflated so I had to make a trip to the local gas station where they charge 75 cents for air.

    Anyway, I'm taking her out to Mission Trails sometime tomorrow after I ditch the wife. I'm dropping her off with the rest of her housewives from O.C. Rattle snakes are abundent this time of year and I can't wait to run over a few of them. I've also purchased one of those video cameras that you can put on your helmet and record your biking. I'm not sure why that would be exciting to anyone but I thought I'd give it a try. Whilst at Costco I also purchased some energy bars, 5 minute energy and some other good stuff.

    I can't stand those people at Costco that sit there in the alleyway just to get a sample of rice or chili. I can understand if you're waiting for a fudge brownie but chili? Really?

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    Your keyboard has a j as you keep typing it. What you're looking for is an upsidedown exclamation mark, two markedly different characters.

    Hold down ALT press 173. That should be it or ALT 1061. I'm on my phone and all I have to do is hold down the exclamation mark. And I pops up.

    Congrats ****stick, you weaseled it out of me. Damn me to hell.
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    Quote Originally Posted by monzie View Post
    Your keyboard has a j as you keep typing it. What you're looking for is an upsidedown exclamation mark, two markedly different characters.

    Hold down ALT press 173. That should be it or ALT 1061. I'm on my phone and all I have to do is hold down the exclamation mark. And I pops up.

    Congrats ****stick, you weaseled it out of me. Damn me to hell.
    Now I feel guilty so I'll point something out. How was I able to type j-s in those posts if I'm unable to type a j? Yes, it's a trick question.

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    For a response, I direct you to my first sentence of my last post.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FamousDavis View Post
    Hey dudes. I just purchased a new mountain bike at Costco for $799. I'm too lazy to go out to the garage and check out the name but I'm pretty sure it's a good one. What makes me mad is that the tires weren't fully inflated so I had to make a trip to the local gas station where they charge 75 cents for air.

    Anyway, I'm taking her out to Mission Trails sometime tomorrow after I ditch the wife. I'm dropping her off with the rest of her housewives from O.C. Rattle snakes are abundent this time of year and I can't wait to run over a few of them. I've also purchased one of those video cameras that you can put on your helmet and record your biking. I'm not sure why that would be exciting to anyone but I thought I'd give it a try. Whilst at Costco I also purchased some energy bars, 5 minute energy and some other good stuff.

    I can't stand those people at Costco that sit there in the alleyway just to get a sample of rice or chili. I can understand if you're waiting for a fudge brownie but chili? Really?

    If its from Costco in gotta be bonafide. You managed to stay under 800 with the air to.
    Don't get to attached, I dought you will though, you'll be riding a different model next week.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 12chiles View Post
    If its from Costco in gotta be bonafide. You managed to stay under 800 with the air to.
    Don't get to attached, I dought you will though, you'll be riding a different model next week.
    No doubt he'll be flipping it for a tidy profit on eBay by this time next week. Then it'll be off to the "used" bike display out front to browse the merchandise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 12chiles View Post
    If its from Costco in gotta be bonafide. You managed to stay under 800 with the air to.
    Don't get to attached, I dought you will though, you'll be riding a different model next week.
    Call me crazy but I detect a hint of sarcasm in your post. Despite what you may be thinking, I conducted thorough research on the type of off road bike I needed for my physique and athletic ability. I'm in better shape than probably 95% of the population so my learning curve is going to be significantly less than most people who are relatively new to mountain biking and terrain riding. Most of my focus will be on open field riding but I'm not ruling out high speed down-hilling either, at least for now.

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    Don't let FD fool you. He's not messing around with $799 Costco bikes. Before we we rode in S. Africa, he was boasting that he's the best MBer on the planet. It wasn't until we saw him in action that we realized it wasn't just arrogance. Dude is that good.

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    Anybody know what is going on here? My home town has a new Costco opening tomorrow. Coincidence? I think not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by buddha33 View Post
    Don't let FD fool you. He's not messing around with $799 Costco bikes. Before we we rode in S. Africa, he was boasting that he's the best MBer on the planet. It wasn't until we saw him in action that we realized it wasn't just arrogance. Dude is that good.
    Buddha, that trip to S Africa was incredible. Remember that day we raced through District 13, right outside of Johannesburg? That sh!t was crazy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FamousDavis View Post
    Call me crazy but I detect a hint of sarcasm in your post. Despite what you may be thinking, I conducted thorough research on the type of off road bike I needed for my physique and athletic ability. I'm in better shape than probably 95% of the population so my learning curve is going to be significantly less than most people who are relatively new to mountain biking and terrain riding. Most of my focus will be on open field riding but I'm not ruling out high speed down-hilling either, at least for now.
    Sarcasm moi
    Ok you gotta newer bike then me. I'm jealous now.
    By the way I'm with you on the brownies.
    You ever try the garlic bread at Costco in the fresh baked breads, by the sparkugs, and wires.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FamousDavis View Post
    Buddha, that trip to S Africa was incredible. Remember that day we raced through District 13, right outside of Johannesburg? That sh!t was crazy!
    I remember all the roadkill. Who gnu wildebeest were traffic blind?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FamousDavis View Post
    Buddha, that trip to S Africa was incredible. Remember that day we raced through District 13, right outside of Johannesburg? That sh!t was crazy!
    The highlight for me was later that night when we lost Kiwi at dinner. Five hours later we see him cruising the street with a male prostitute. I've never laughed so hard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by @FreakOfNatureGR View Post
    I remember all the roadkill. Who gnu wildebeest were traffic blind?
    How can you remember anything. You were pretty stoned on that African monkey dank
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    I can assure you we're not a bunch of aliases. That said, got any pics you can share?

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    How can you remember anything. You were pretty stoned on that African monkey dank
    I'm still pissed they confiscated my entire stash at customs. I was only using it for its medicinal properties.

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    You guys here for a while? Or just till your site is fixed?
    Have you guys seen Dorkman. We can't find him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 12chiles View Post
    Have you guys seen Dorkman. We can't find him.
    PM's down on your site?

    You should be able to check the members list unless he signed up with a different name. The little blue bar at the top.
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    He needs to evolve his split personality disorder a little better before he can truly fool us.

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    What exactly is wrong with your site? I didn't try to join but it seems to be working OK.
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    Have you guys seen Dorkman. We can't find him.
    He's still sore at us for ribbing him about his $600 custom grind rims that let him ride all the trails.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trail Ninja View Post
    What exactly is wrong with your site? I didn't try to join but it seems to be working OK.
    Locked to new members. The animals are somehow still able to escape their cages though.

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    Guy's (and gals), please quit negging the newb's, give em a chance. TIA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by @FreakOfNatureGR View Post
    Locked to new members. The animals are somehow still able to escape their cages though.
    Are you allowed out of OC here?
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    Any of you actually ride?

    Personally I don't "G", but I have been involved in the sport in other ways.

    I checked the members list and nobody with a name like Dorkman signed up in the last day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trail Ninja View Post
    Are you allowed out of OC here?
    Apparently so. I'm on the east coast of the Great White North. Go Mooseheads!

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    This just in...breaking news.

    There are 6 screen names that are all the same person
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    2] 12chiles
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    4] FreakONatureGR
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    A screw lose possibly.
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    Guy's (and gals), please quit negging the newb's, give em a chance. TIA.
    Chance to do exactly what?

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    Quote Originally Posted by @FreakOfNatureGR View Post
    Apparently so. I'm on the east coast of the Great White North. Go Mooseheads!
    Small world. I'm on the east coast too. I'm also in central Canada AND on the west coast.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE, View Post
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    4] FreakONatureGR
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    A screw lose possibly.


    This will not end well for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Horseballs2 View Post
    Well @FONGR, looks like you've got quite the conundrum. Anyone who messes with your unicycle is not a true friend. I call these types of people "enemies," and there is only one fate for an enemy of mine. Swift and brutal justice.

    Here's what I'd do. Tail him for a week. Get to know his routine, where he gets his morning coffee, etc. Next week when he is leaving for work, smash his knee with a tire iron. I bet he doesn't jack around with your unicycle again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trail Ninja View Post
    PM's down on your site?

    You should be able to check the members list unless he signed up with a different name. The little blue bar at the top.
    He was last seen looking at some high end full suspension freeride bike, and he needed some extras so he could ride all the trails. Last I heard he'd spent 6,000 and still wasn't happy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trail Ninja View Post
    Small world. I'm on the east coast too. I'm also in central Canada AND on the west coast.
    That's a LOT of spandex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axe View Post
    Chance to do exactly what?


    Whatever they are going to do. They haven't done anything to warrant getting negged into the red, that's not how we roll in the OC. My two cents.

    I could use some help getting them back to green fwiw.

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    Quote Originally Posted by @FreakOfNatureGR View Post
    That's a LOT of spandex.
    MTBR not RBR

    Personally I prefer plus fours when I ride. It's all about style.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ.MTNS View Post
    Whatever they are going to do. They haven't done anything to warrant getting negged into the red, that's not how we roll in the OC. My two cents.

    I could use some help getting them back to green fwiw.
    On it.

    You can't blame them. They seem to be us. just with a broken website.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trail Ninja View Post
    On it.

    You can't blame them. They seem to be us. just with a broken website.



    No you cannot blame them and they are just like us. They would fit right in here I'm willing to bet. Thanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE, View Post
    I still think DIRTJUNKIE is onto something here.^^^^^^^



    CHUM, the All Mighty Overlord vouched for them, that's good enough for me. Besides, they are playing nice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ.MTNS View Post
    No you cannot blame them and they are just like us. They would fit right in here I'm willing to bet. Thanks.
    Figured out who they are yet?
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    OK Sherlock, I'm going to give you a clue.

    Somewhere on this page is a link to our home planet.

    Have fun!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trail Ninja View Post
    Figured out who they are yet?



    Actually I have not but I am rather enjoying the company. Care to spill it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by @FreakOfNatureGR View Post
    OK Sherlock, I'm going to give you a clue.

    Somewhere on this page is a link to our home planet.

    Have fun!
    Sorry, I already PM'ed him. He was freaking out and DJ isn't safe if he's all worked up. Things get broken.
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    I could use some help getting them back to green fwiw.
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    Actually I have not but I am rather enjoying the company. Care to spill it?
    PM, they're having a lot of fun with this. Far be it for me to spoil anyone's fun.
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    AZ speaks the troof. We mean no harm...and we're not the same person. Until we ravage your site with continuous right wing political threads, then we don't deserve to be negged.
    The mods here seem to be better than the mods on your site. Politics gets shut down within seconds.

    yes, I know you're a mod.
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    The mods here seem to be better than the mods on your site. Politics gets shut down within seconds.

    yes, I know you're a mod.
    We like the moderation just the way it is on our site. We desperately need some new blood though. I'm so jealous... all the smilies actually work here. We have only 5 that work, that's how bad it is.

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    Sorry, I already PM'ed him. He was freaking out and DJ isn't safe if he's all worked up. Things get broken.
    Ha,ha that's the funniest thing you have said for awhile, as I go down in flames. And if you guys and CHUM vouched for them well....if they're legit then I quit. Sorry dudes!
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    That's what I'm talkin' about.

    Those of you negging us, I implore you to give us a shot. I think you'll find most of us to be quite entertaining.

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    Sorry, I already PM'ed him. He was freaking out and DJ isn't safe if he's all worked up. Things get broken.
    Ha,ha that's the funniest thing you have said for awhile, as I go down in flames. And if you guys and CHUM vouched for them well....if they're legit then I quit. Sorry dudes for doubting you. And BTW I didn't negative rep him ummm I mean them. For a minute there I thought we were in the Twilight Zone""""
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    Ha,ha that's the funniest thing you have said for awhile, as I go down in flames. And if you guys and CHUM vouched for them well....if they're legit then I quit. Sorry dudes for doubting you. And BTW I didn't negative rep him ummm I mean them.



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    Alright, full disclosure as you're all jumping to horrid conclusions.

    We're separate people, but from the same (internet) home. That home has been neglected and won't let us grow into a healthy family. Wives are beat, kids are malnourished, drugs are abused. So instead of let our family turn itself into an insane asylum, some of us would like to find a new neighborhood. Your hood seems nice. The houses are big, lawns well manicured, and wives wear yoga pants. Sure we might let our dog take a dump on your lawn, but that doesn't mean we won't end up being best friends.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    oh baby, do i ever....

    ps. call me

    Little bit slight for my tastes. I play rough and I'm kinda hard on the gear. I'd feel terrible damaging such a frail little princess.

    Perhaps one of my counterparts would be a better match. Much safer, anyways.

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    Little bit slight for my tastes. I play rough and I'm kinda hard on the gear. I'd feel terrible damaging such a frail little princess.

    Perhaps one of my counterparts would be a better match. Much safer, anyways.
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    Alright, full disclosure as you're all jumping to horrid conclusions.

    We're separate people, but from the same (internet) home. That home has been neglected and won't let us grow into a healthy family. Wives are beat, kids are malnourished, drugs are abused. So instead of let our family turn itself into an insane asylum, some of us would like to find a new neighborhood. Your hood seems nice. The houses are big, lawns well manicured, and wives wear yoga pants. Sure we might let our dog take a dump on your lawn, but that doesn't mean we won't end up being best friends.
    Well then welcome aboard and maybe it won't be just a temporary thing. As AZ said maybe we can convince all of you or a few of you to take up MTBing. Come over to the "dark side" as AZ so eloquently put it.
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    BTW, I'm a big fan of Kevin.
    Well, I'm outed.

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    Well then welcome aboard and maybe it won't be just a temporary thing. As AZ said maybe we can convince all of you or a few of you to take up MTBing. Come over to the "dark side" as AZ so eloquently put it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buddha33 View Post
    Alright, full disclosure as you're all jumping to horrid conclusions.

    We're separate people, but from the same (internet) home. That home has been neglected and won't let us grow into a healthy family. Wives are beat, kids are malnourished, drugs are abused. So instead of let our family turn itself into an insane asylum, some of us would like to find a new neighborhood. Your hood seems nice. The houses are big, lawns well manicured, and wives wear yoga pants. Sure we might let our dog take a dump on your lawn, but that doesn't mean we won't end up being best friends.
    OK but ya gotta at least get a Wal-mart bike.

    ... one broken window and you're out of here.

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    Well I'm glad you cleared thing's up for us. For awhile there I thought we were in the Twilight Zone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trail Ninja View Post
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    Will a Supercycle or CCM suffice?

    BTW, it's no wonder that golf ball wound up stuck in a window. It's got a primitive dimple pattern and is undoubtedly not a multi-layer premium ball. Only hackers would play those.

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    Welcome to MTBR gentlemen and ladies.

    You DID bring ladies didn't you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by @FreakOfNatureGR View Post
    Will a Supercycle or CCM suffice?

    BTW, it's no wonder that golf ball wound up stuck in a window. It's got a primitive dimple pattern and is undoubtedly not a multi-layer premium ball. Only hackers would play those.
    it's a range ball. You think I'm made of money?

    Yes, we can help you upgrade your CCM. If you haven't bought it already. I would suggest you go to the general discussion forum and ask if you should buy a 26er or a 29er (wheel sizes).
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    We play golf. Ladies stay home.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buddha33 View Post
    We play golf. Ladies stay home.
    Thursday? Ladies day almost everywhere.

    Beer chicks drive beer carts and they are seldom ladies.
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    Our ladies ride with us.

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    are any of you six boys cute? i'm looking for more internet boyfriends. thanks in advance.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trail Ninja View Post
    Very well played!

    Welcome to MTBR gentlemen and ladies.

    You DID bring ladies didn't you?

    In the 5+ years I have been posting on GR, I don't recall ever seeing a female member.

    We have a couple shortknockers who play from the forward tees, would they count?

    Thank you for the warm welcome, and for sure we'll be taking advantage of your hospitality in the future. Good bunch of folks over here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    are any of you six boys cute? i'm looking for more internet boyfriends. thanks in advance.
    You never asked me. WTF?

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    Ahhhhhh...... This place isn't too bad. I've got a Trek 2300 road bike that has been collecting dust for the better part of a decade. I'm thinking about taking it out on some trails.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Horseballs2 View Post
    Ahhhhhh...... This place isn't too bad. I've got a Trek 2300 road bike that has been collecting dust for the better part of a decade. I'm thinking about taking it out on some trails.
    skinniest tires possible, at about 150 psi. you'll be so much faster.

    dont forget WD40 on the chain. often.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trail Ninja View Post
    it's a range ball. You think I'm made of money?

    Yes, we can help you upgrade your CCM. If you haven't bought it already. I would suggest you go to the general discussion forum and ask if you should buy a 26er or a 29er (wheel sizes).
    I probably won't need a lot of help on the bike front for a little while. In my pre-adult life I was well known for salvaging all sorts of old bikes from junkyards, yard sales, flea markets, etc... and building my own customs. I created some absolute Frankencycles. I probably won't be looking to make a purchase until next spring/summer anyways, but I'll be sure to seek some input for good measure. No doubt I'm a little behind the times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    skinniest tires possible, at about 150 psi. you'll be so much faster.

    dont forget WD40 on the chain. often.
    Thanks for the tip. I had saving bacon grease but I do have some WD40 laying around. Can you do me a favor and add some rep points to me?
    Positive or negative is fine. I just hate being neutral.

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    woah, i just did...but it cut off halfway thru typing. sorry, its gonna look bad.
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    If there's a Horseballs2 does that mean Horseballs1 is taken? Cause if not, dibs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    oh ninja, i already knew
    Nic, that picture is a couple of years old....

    ... 34 to be exact.
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    Quote Originally Posted by big terry View Post
    Im still playin catchup to wtf is goin on here... but i did eat it pretty hard at Rays tonight and took some wall paint home with me on my skid lid... could be some trauma causing the case of the dumbs I got goin on right now
    Cliffs:

    - The 6 of us that showed up today are part of the remaining core group of posters over at golfreview.com
    - Our site has been suffering from neglect for quite some time now. Has been closed to new members for over a year, many regulars were going AWOL
    - Since our site seems to be abandoned and dying a slow death, we decided to regroup here to keep the band together
    - We decided to have a little fun and get to know folks over here, and get a feel for the place
    - WTF's were had
    - More WTF's were had
    - Mystery of the GR Bike Club was revealed, and here we are


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    Quote Originally Posted by LittleBitey View Post
    If there's a Horseballs2 does that mean Horseballs1 is taken? Cause if not, dibs.
    Well I'm not one to toot my own horn, but HB1 is a legend on another site. I can't in good conscience use the same name. Plus some jackasss fro OZ already registered that name years ago. The prick. Blimey.
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    Quote Originally Posted by @FreakOfNatureGR View Post
    I probably won't need a lot of help on the bike front for a little while. In my pre-adult life I was well known for salvaging all sorts of old bikes from junkyards, yard sales, flea markets, etc... and building my own customs. I created some absolute Frankencycles. I probably won't be looking to make a purchase until next spring/summer anyways, but I'll be sure to seek some input for good measure. No doubt I'm a little behind the times.
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    that was ballsy of you guys. pretty funny actually. you dont know what you've gotten into tho.

    mountain bikers are bat chit crazy. we love poop, and often bacon, and boiled peanuts, and ...is there more?
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    What, you didn't bring teh wimminz? Can we ban them now? I mean, six dudes and not a single lady when we already have enough sausage to have a few 'Q's for the next couple months, sheesh, I need a beer.

    Holy fvck this thread is truckin' it.
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    That is one cool looking bike! I never built one with skulls on it before. I did build a 5 speed banana seat cruiser once, but mostly bmx and mtb projects which I either sold, or gave away to friends. I've lost many pints of blood running cables and skinning knuckles on rusty old bolts. Good times.

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    Whatever they are going to do.
    That would be a trolling thread, with ten new accounts in the same place? Meh. Sockpuppets.

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    That's pimpin but it needs more rake. Skulls work for me though.

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    doesnt GOLF stand for "Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden?"
    sorry, i dont think they brought teh wimminz
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    @FONGR, you sure you weren't skinning those knuckles dragging them on the ground?
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    No wimminz ever! I'll never bag a broad at this rate.
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    i skinned a couple tonight when i ate it pretty good at rays, might have even effed up my hand in the process.it still moves but damn does it hurt. no southpaw fappin tonight.
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    oh come on Terry, where there's a will, there's a way.

    Monzie, its called "women's lounge".

    actually, i think there's a thread warning the men not to go looking for the sexy time in there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by big terry View Post
    No southpaw fappin tonight.
    Do you normally fap goofy? Try pulling instead of pushing, fakie style.

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    Call me Rodney Dangerfield, I get no respect.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Axe View Post
    Do you normally fap goofy? Try pulling instead of pushing, fakie style.
    i have a right-handed mouse. lefty has been a way of life since i discovered internet pr0n.
    If you arent bleeding, you arent riding hard enough.
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    I was on the golf team in high school and played for free. Went to a college and it had a course that I could play for free. I wasn't good enough to be on the team but I played well enough to support my biking habit. I graduated college and started playing courses after the club house to play for free (I was a poor graduate student). When I had to start paying, my game went south quickly. I've only swung a club once in 3 years.

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    Actually, golf courses are a ton of fun.

    But those guys in the little go-cart things, they get so pissed. You'd think they never saw a CRF-450 before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    I was on the golf team in high school and played for free.
    I had unused units from my scholarship and took two quarters of Golf when in grad school. Spent time at driving range, played once through Stanford's course.

    Nah, absolutely no interest to learn and play since then. Boring.

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    If I got back into the sport, I would be sporting one of these


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    Quote Originally Posted by big terry View Post
    i have a right-handed mouse. lefty has been a way of life since i discovered internet pr0n.
    I have heard that Windows 8 will support Kinect controls. Could be a convenient way to define some.. gestures.

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    interesting observation... i may yet make the jump if i can do my pr0n surfing hands-free.

    leave it to a bunch of nerds to come up with handsfree fapping.
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    Ahh the GR life raft... good to be here. I do actually bike, but road bike 98%. I just learned what a 29er was a few months ago when I did my last road bike upgrade.

    My favorite comment from a mountain biker is how cars scare him, then he proceeded to describe being almost run over by ATV's on the trail a dozen or so times.

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    welcome aboard cps. hope you brought your nomex diaper and a big roll of tinfoil.
    If you arent bleeding, you arent riding hard enough.
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    oh we give one of these to all the new kids, just to be on the safe side.

    its like a waiver, but one we really dont care about.

    If you arent bleeding, you arent riding hard enough.
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    I would get back into golfing If It would be ok to play the course on my fat bike with a 9 iron
    my 18 hole golf and bowling scores are way too close to brag

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    Quote Originally Posted by big terry View Post
    Im still playin catchup to wtf is goin on here... but i did eat it pretty hard at Rays tonight and took some wall paint home with me on my skid lid... could be some trauma causing the case of the dumbs I got goin on right now
    Ha,ha classic!
    Well boys and girls Big T. is on board, strap in and hold on.
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    Since we're now allowed to ride fat bikes and wield nine irons, may I also suggest that sand traps become fire pits? Seems the game of drinking and riding a bike while trying to hit a tiny ball into a tiny hole would exponentially increase in excitement then.
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