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    gives new meaning to the phrase........


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    ...Pain in the ass, for sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Ray View Post
    ...Pain in the ass, for sure.
    rep to the forehead

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    Quote Originally Posted by nvphatty View Post
    rep to the forehead
    That didn't hurt at all!

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    That was all over my local news last night because It happened not very far from me. I guess she was an amateur pole dancer without training.
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    That was all over my local news last night because It happened not very far from me. I guess she was an amateur pole dancer without training.
    saved by an ass

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    These Poles are very good dancers...


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    It's all Here. Now.

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    Wonder if she is use to getting poles in the buttocks
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    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    Wonder if she is use to getting poles in the buttocks
    HEY!!
    This is serious biZuness Mr.
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    HEY!!
    This is serious biZuness Mr.
    DJ, since you happen reside in CO, what exactly do you think she was smoking in order for such an odd thing to happen?

    ...and please people, nobody say that she was "smoking pole"...

    I'm trying to get to the bottom of these weird things that happen in Colorado.

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    "Million to one shot , Doc. Million to one"

    ~Frank Costanza

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    DJ, since you happen reside in CO, what exactly do you think she was smoking in order for such an odd thing to happen?

    ...and please people, nobody say that she was "smoking pole"...

    I'm trying to get to the bottom of these weird things that happen in Colorado.
    She was texting her daughter while driving. Just a quick answer back to her daughter and only going 25 m.p.h.

    Where's Highdell when you need him
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    "Million to one shot , Doc. Million to one"

    ~Frank Costanza

    Actually that's one of the best closing lines I've every heard! One of my faves.
    Let's eat Ted
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    Actually that's one of the best closing lines I've every heard! One of my faves.
    "So your the ass man"


    Best show ever created. I can still watch them after seeing them all numerous times and I still LMAO.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    "So your the ass man"


    Best show ever created. I can still watch them after seeing them all numerous times and I still LMAO.
    I can't say this about too many shows but I'm with you, Seinfeld is funny no matter how many times I've seen it.

    Fusilli Jerry, how do they come up with this? Could you imagine the writers sitting in a room coming up with the story for that episode? Must have been a real riot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    I can't say this about too many shows but I'm with you, Seinfeld is funny no matter how many times I've seen it.

    Fusilli Jerry, how do they come up with this? Could you imagine the writers sitting in a room coming up with the story for that episode? Must have been a real riot.
    The creator was Larry David and he wrote most of it with Jerry's help. After Seinfeld ended he started a new show on HBO called a Curb Your Enthusiasm. He was the main character and it was a spin off with his actual life as a writer for the Seinfeld show. If you like Seinfeld you'd love this show it's the same humor. If you've never seen it get it in a Net Flicks ...hilarious!

    Curb Your Enthusiasm Series 1 Trailer - YouTube

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    The creator was Larry David and he wrote most of it with Jerry's help. After Seinfeld ended he started a new show on HBO called a Curb Your Enthusiasm. He was the main character and it was a spin off with his actual life as a writer for the Seinfeld show. If you like Seinfeld you'd love this show it's the same humor. If you've never seen it get it in a Net Flicks ...hilarious!

    Curb Your Enthusiasm Series 1 Trailer - YouTube
    Oh ya, I'm familiar with Larry David and his involvement with both shows. I've watched most of Curb Your Enthusiasm as well. Larry David is a very funny guy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    Oh ya, I'm familiar with Larry David and his involvement with both shows. I've watched most of Curb Your Enthusiasm as well. Larry David is a very funny guy.
    Bummer I thought I was going to give you a gift of humor.
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    “You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and a$$holes.”

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    One of my favorites
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    “You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and a$$holes.”

    - Larry David

    One of my favorites
    Yes sir! And now that this has come up I'm thinking of buying the DVD set of all the seasons. Non stop laughter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Bummer I thought I was going to give you a gift of humor.
    To be a real Seinfeld fan is to know about David. I appreciate the thought though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    “You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and a$$holes.”

    - Larry David

    One of my favorites
    Classic!
    Let's eat Ted
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    To be a real Seinfeld fan is to know about David. I appreciate the thought though.
    I'm like Johnny Appleseed only with humor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    I'm like Johnny Appleseed only with humor.
    That's a worthy life pursuit. We can use more humor in the world methinks.
    Let's eat Ted
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    "Million to one shot , Doc. Million to one"

    ~Frank Costanza

    LOL! I remember that episode! That was way back before Micheal Richards went into that little self-destruct mode.

    It's good to see he made something of a comeback. Gives me hope.

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    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    Wonder if she is use to getting poles in the buttocks
    Well, I think we all know that the important thing here is that she was all right in the end.

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