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    Funny trail signs

    Saw this one locally the other day. I'd buy him a beer if I knew who made it.

    Hopefully this is not offensive to anyone.

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    That's a good one!
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    Witty and well-executed.
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    Also funny because there is disc golf at the same location.

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    I've never understood the reason mountain bikers don't like golfers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phillbo View Post
    I've never understood the reason mountain bikers don't like golfers?
    Itís because golfers drink shitty beer, therefore they can never be friends.
    Donít frail and blow if youíre going to Braille and Flow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phillbo View Post
    I've never understood the reason mountain bikers don't like golfers?
    Have you seen the movie?

    https://youtu.be/WDy9S8dxsE8

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leopold Porkstacker View Post
    Itís because golfers drink shitty beer, therefore they can never be friends.
    Hey that's discrimination. Golfers only drink shitty beer at the golf club.

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    Let's not badmouth cheap beer, I lived off Budweiser for a couple years

    I have smartened up finally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridnparadise View Post
    Hey that's discrimination. Golfers only drink shitty beer at the golf club.
    They serve good beer at my county club. They even have a beer club you can join, you don't even need to play golf

    My local trails have stupid names, like "Psycho" for an easy trail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phillbo View Post
    I've never understood the reason mountain bikers don't like golfers?

    they also occupy prime trail topography. Golf Courses grow like a cancer on the land. And in drought-plagued places like SD County, they suck up a ton of water.
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    Around here they all use reclaimed water that they treat them self... I golf but I don't drink beer. Scotch yes.

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    Go ride NW arkansas. MTB trails all around golfcourses. Some even cross fairways.

    Ive drunk plenty of shitty beer at golfcourses. Sometimes beggars can't be choosers.

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    rOCktoberfest 2015 pt I here
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    The first sign reminds me of The Lebowski Bar in Reykjavik.
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    Funny trail signs-20200419_093156.jpg



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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    some weird crazed desert dweller.

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    Hereís a funny one for you:

    Funny trail signs-img_0861.jpg

    Funny, because itís in Marin County in CaliforniaÖ which is a place known for itís entitled militant anti-MTB hiker community; nevermind the irony about being the birthplace for modern-day mountain biking. Itís at the end of an assumedly one-way DH section of rather technical singletrack.
    Donít frail and blow if youíre going to Braille and Flow.

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    There are quite a few trails around here that don't allow hiking but just bikes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by natas1321 View Post
    There are quite a few trails around here that don't allow hiking but just bikes.

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    You must live in one of the Heavenly Realms!
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    Several private ranches are close by.

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    Dont make me go all Jonathan Winters on this gas station.

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