Funny trail signs

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  • 06-04-2020
    Shark
    Funny trail signs
    Saw this one locally the other day. I'd buy him a beer if I knew who made it.

    Hopefully this is not offensive to anyone.

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  • 06-04-2020
    Radium
    That's a good one!
  • 06-04-2020
    the one ring
    Witty and well-executed.
  • 06-04-2020
    Shark
    Also funny because there is disc golf at the same location.

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  • 06-04-2020
    Phillbo
    I've never understood the reason mountain bikers don't like golfers?
  • 06-04-2020
    Leopold Porkstacker
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Phillbo View Post
    I've never understood the reason mountain bikers don't like golfers?

    Itís because golfers drink shitty beer, therefore they can never be friends.
  • 06-04-2020
    Shark
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Phillbo View Post
    I've never understood the reason mountain bikers don't like golfers?

    Have you seen the movie?

    https://youtu.be/WDy9S8dxsE8

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  • 06-04-2020
    Ridnparadise
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Leopold Porkstacker View Post
    Itís because golfers drink shitty beer, therefore they can never be friends.

    Hey that's discrimination. Golfers only drink shitty beer at the golf club.
  • 06-04-2020
    Shark
    Let's not badmouth cheap beer, I lived off Budweiser for a couple years ;)

    I have smartened up finally.

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  • 06-04-2020
    Bacon Fat
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Ridnparadise View Post
    Hey that's discrimination. Golfers only drink shitty beer at the golf club.

    They serve good beer at my county club. They even have a beer club you can join, you don't even need to play golf

    My local trails have stupid names, like "Psycho" for an easy trail.
  • 06-04-2020
    Radium
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Phillbo View Post
    I've never understood the reason mountain bikers don't like golfers?


    they also occupy prime trail topography. Golf Courses grow like a cancer on the land. And in drought-plagued places like SD County, they suck up a ton of water.
  • 06-04-2020
    Phillbo
    Around here they all use reclaimed water that they treat them self... I golf but I don't drink beer. Scotch yes.
  • 06-05-2020
    SoDakSooner
    Go ride NW arkansas. MTB trails all around golfcourses. Some even cross fairways.

    Ive drunk plenty of shitty beer at golfcourses. Sometimes beggars can't be choosers.
  • 06-21-2020
    net wurker
  • 06-21-2020
    Vader
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    The first sign reminds me of The Lebowski Bar in Reykjavik.
  • 06-21-2020
    Mojave G
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  • 06-21-2020
    Leopold Porkstacker
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    Hereís a funny one for you:

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    Funny, because itís in Marin County in CaliforniaÖ which is a place known for itís entitled militant anti-MTB hiker community; nevermind the irony about being the birthplace for modern-day mountain biking. Itís at the end of an assumedly one-way DH section of rather technical singletrack.
  • 06-22-2020
    natas1321
    There are quite a few trails around here that don't allow hiking but just bikes.

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  • 06-22-2020
    Radium
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by natas1321 View Post
    There are quite a few trails around here that don't allow hiking but just bikes.

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    You must live in one of the Heavenly Realms!
  • 06-22-2020
    natas1321
    Several private ranches are close by.

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  • 06-22-2020
    azimiut
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    trail head rest room
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