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    A Favorite Song Lyric

    And it's just a box of rain
    I don't know who put it there
    Believe it if you need it
    Or leave it if you dare
    And it's just a box of rain
    Or a ribbon for your hair
    Such a long long time to be gone
    And a short time to be there

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    I'll take you to the candy shop
    I'll let you lick the lollipop
    Go 'head girl don't you stop
    Keep going 'til you hit the spot, whoa


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    On a long and lonesome highway, east of Omaha
    You can listen to the engine moanin' out its one-note song
    You can think about the woman, or the girl you knew the night before

    But your thoughts will soon be wandering the way they always do
    When you're riding sixteen hours and there's nothing much to do
    And you don't feel much like riding, you just wish the trip was through
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Later in the evening as you lie awake in bed
    With the echoes from the amplifiers ringin' in your head
    You smoke the days last cigarette, remembering what she said
    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Little old lady got mutilated late last night.
    Werewolves of London again.
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    Then there's the classic:

    A pair of 45s really opened my eyes
    My temperature started to ri-i-i-ise
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Later in the evening as you lie awake in bed
    With the echoes from the amplifiers ringin' in your head
    You smoke the days last cigarette, remembering what she said
    I always got a kick out of those lyrics: is he really complaining about living the life of a rock star?
    Money, Women, Drugs,....poor guy.


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    When Oswald shot Kennedy, he was insane
    but still we watched the reruns again and again.
    We all stood glued while the killer takes aim.



    I'll just leave it at that.
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    Since I'm a Kinks fan...

    East is West, left is right, up is down and black is white.
    Inside out, wrong is right, it's back to front and we're all uptight.





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    Elvis was a hero to most
    But he never meant shit to me you see
    Straight up racist he was
    Simple and plain
    Mother**** him and John Wayne.
    Cuz I'm black and I'm proud
    I'm ready and hyped plus I'm amped
    Most of my heroes don't appear on no stamps
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    It leaves a trail of tidal pools
    In a short-lived galaxy
    Each microcosmic planet
    A complete society
    A simple kind mirror
    To reflect upon our own
    All the busy little creatures
    Chasing out their destinies
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    Now the seats are all empty
    Let the roadies take the stage
    Pack it up and tear it down
    They're the first to come and the last to leave
    Working for that minimum wage
    They'll set it up in another town
    Tonight the people were so fine
    They waited there in line
    And when they got up on their feet they made the show
    And that was sweet -
    But I can hear the sound
    Of slamming doors and folding chairs
    And that's a sound they'll never know
    Now roll them cases out and lift them amps
    Haul them trusses down and get 'em up them ramps
    'Cause when it comes to moving me
    You know guys are the champs
    But when that last guitar's been packed away
    You know that I still want to play
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    Quote Originally Posted by slapheadmofo View Post
    Elvis was a hero to most
    But he never meant shit to me you see
    Straight up racist he was
    Simple and plain
    Mother**** him and John Wayne.
    Cuz I'm black and I'm proud
    I'm ready and hyped plus I'm amped
    Most of my heroes don't appear on no stamps
    You're african american Slaphead? I had no idea!
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    Quote Originally Posted by slapheadmofo View Post
    Elvis was a hero to most
    But he never meant shit to me you see
    Straight up racist he was
    Simple and plain
    Mother**** him and John Wayne.
    Cuz I'm black and I'm proud
    I'm ready and hyped plus I'm amped
    Most of my heroes don't appear on no stamps
    Read Malcolm Gladwell's comments about Elvis and Otis Blackwell.

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    That said, I'm sure we already have a favourite song lyrics thread, I thought this was going to be a grave dig.

    Edit: lots of song lyric threads, including ones I had previously missed but this was 5th on the list https://forums.mtbr.com/off-camber-o...s-1060518.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    You're african american Slaphead? I had no idea!
    I'm not, but I'm also not some big-haired spandex-clad poseur, wanna-be biker, hippie/hipster, spy nor werewolf either.

    My condolences to those who only appreciate music by people just like themselves.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 5k bike 50cent legs View Post
    Read Malcolm Gladwell's comments about Elvis and Otis Blackwell.
    Can't seem to find a transcript - got a link?

    FWIW, Chuck D did walk back that lyric at a later point, at least with regard to Elvis.
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    I started a joke, which started the whole world crying,
    Oh but I didn't see that the joke was on me, oh no.

    And I started to cry, which started the whole world laughing,
    Oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me.

    And I looked at the skies, running my hands over my eyes,
    And I fell out of bed, cursing my head from things that I'd said.

    Til I finally died, which started the whole world living,
    Oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me.



    Love the Faith No More version of this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slapheadmofo View Post
    Can't seem to find a transcript - got a link?

    FWIW, Chuck D did walk back that lyric at a later point, at least with regard to Elvis.
    It's part of his Revisionist History podcast. Look for the segment about Pat Boone and the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. It's quite entertaining and worth a listen.

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    And in honor of the recently departed, Neil Peart:

    We've taken care of everything. The words you read.
    The songs you sing. The pictures that give pleasure to your eye.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chuckha62 View Post
    And in honor of the recently departed, Neil Peart:

    We've taken care of everything. The words you read.
    The songs you sing. The pictures that give pleasure to your eye.
    I already quoted Peart

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    Since I'm an atheist I like the lyrics to this XTC song from the mid 80's:

    "Dear God"

    , hope you got the letter, and...
    I pray you can make it better down here.
    I don't mean a big reduction in the price of beer
    but all the people that you made in your image, see
    them starving on their feet 'cause they don't get
    enough to eat from God, I can't believe in you

    Dear God, sorry to disturb you, but... I feel that I should be heard
    loud and clear. We all need a big reduction in amount of tears
    and all the people that you made in your image, see them fighting
    in the street 'cause they can't make opinions meet about God,
    I can't believe in you

    Did you make disease, and the diamond blue? Did you make
    mankind after we made you? And the devil too!

    , don't know if you noticed, but... your name is on
    a lot of quotes in this book, and us crazy humans wrote it, you
    should take a look, and all the people that you made in your
    image still believing that junk is true. Well I know it ain't, and
    so do you, dear God, I can't believe in I don't believe in

    I won't believe in heaven and hell. No saints, no sinners, no
    devil as well. No pearly gates, no thorny crown. You're always
    letting us humans down. The wars you bring, the babes you
    drown. Those lost at sea and never found, and it's the same the
    whole world 'round. The hurt I see helps to compound that
    Father, Son and Holy Ghost is just somebody's unholy hoax,
    and if you're up there you'd perceive that my heart's here upon
    my sleeve. If there's one thing I don't believe in

    it's you...

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    I can barely define the shape of this moment in time.
    And far from flying high in clear blue skies,
    I'm spiraling down to the hole in the ground where I hide.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slapheadmofo View Post
    I'm not, but I'm also not some big-haired spandex-clad poseur, wanna-be biker, hippie/hipster, spy nor werewolf either.

    My condolences to those who only appreciate music by people just like themselves.
    I think the people you are referencing actually try to become those they admire...


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    This is my favorite of all the classic rocks right now. It's amazing what can happen if you just try!

    You can't always get what you want
    You can't always get what you want
    You can't always get what you want
    But if you try sometimes you just might find
    You just might find
    You get what you need, oh yeah
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    Pull the stops out
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    Weighted down one dale below the hill
    Minefield's the word from the start
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    Call it off make amends
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    This is my favorite of all the classic rocks right now. It's amazing what can happen if you just try!

    You can't always get what you want
    You can't always get what you want
    You can't always get what you want
    But if you try sometimes you just might find
    You just might find
    You get what you need, oh yeah
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    They see me mowin' my front lawn
    I know they're all thinkin' I'm so
    White and nerdy
    Think I'm just too white and nerdy
    Think I'm just too white and nerdy
    Can't you see I'm white and nerdy?
    Look at me, I'm white and nerdy
    I wanna roll with the gangstas
    But so far they all think I'm too
    White and nerdy
    Think I'm just too white and nerdy
    Think I'm just too white and nerdy
    I'm just too white and nerdy
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    But I ain't got no speakers, ain't got no headphones,
    Ain't got no records to play
    Why stay in college? Why go to night school?
    Gonna be different this time
    Can't write a letter, can't send no postcard,
    I ain't got time for that now
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    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post
    I started a joke, which started the whole world crying,
    Oh but I didn't see that the joke was on me, oh no.

    And I started to cry, which started the whole world laughing,
    Oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me.

    And I looked at the skies, running my hands over my eyes,
    And I fell out of bed, cursing my head from things that I'd said.

    Til I finally died, which started the whole world living,
    Oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me.



    Love the Faith No More version of this.
    Bee Gees! Ha haa!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zomby Woof (MCM700) View Post
    Since I'm an atheist I like the lyrics to this XTC song from the mid 80's:

    "Dear God"

    , hope you got the letter, and...
    I pray you can make it better down here.
    I don't mean a big reduction in the price of beer
    but all the people that you made in your image, see
    them starving on their feet 'cause they don't get
    enough to eat from God, I can't believe in you

    Dear God, sorry to disturb you, but... I feel that I should be heard
    loud and clear. We all need a big reduction in amount of tears
    and all the people that you made in your image, see them fighting
    in the street 'cause they can't make opinions meet about God,
    I can't believe in you

    Did you make disease, and the diamond blue? Did you make
    mankind after we made you? And the devil too!

    , don't know if you noticed, but... your name is on
    a lot of quotes in this book, and us crazy humans wrote it, you
    should take a look, and all the people that you made in your
    image still believing that junk is true. Well I know it ain't, and
    so do you, dear God, I can't believe in I don't believe in

    I won't believe in heaven and hell. No saints, no sinners, no
    devil as well. No pearly gates, no thorny crown. You're always
    letting us humans down. The wars you bring, the babes you
    drown. Those lost at sea and never found, and it's the same the
    whole world 'round. The hurt I see helps to compound that
    Father, Son and Holy Ghost is just somebody's unholy hoax,
    and if you're up there you'd perceive that my heart's here upon
    my sleeve. If there's one thing I don't believe in

    it's you...
    XTC. Kudos!
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    Stand back from the Bee Geeís.

    Carry on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    On a long and lonesome highway, east of Omaha
    You can listen to the engine moanin' out its one-note song
    You can think about the woman, or the girl you knew the night before

    But your thoughts will soon be wandering the way they always do
    When you're riding sixteen hours and there's nothing much to do
    And you don't feel much like riding, you just wish the trip was through
    Along with Against the Wind, probably Seger's greatest lyrics

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    I woke last night to the sound of thunder
    How far off I sat and wondered
    Started hummin' a song from 1962
    Ain't it funny how the night moves
    When you just don't seem to have as much to lose
    Strange how the night moves
    With autumn closin' in

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    Quote Originally Posted by chuckha62 View Post
    Little old lady got mutilated late last night.
    Werewolves of London again.
    alliteration at its finest. classic zevon. miss that guy. rip
    You just can't beat the person who never gives up. - B.Ruth

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    I canít stop at one lyric with this song. I lived it first hand.


    "Hollywood Nights"
    She stood there bright as the sun
    On that California coast
    He was a Midwestern boy on his own
    She looked at him with those soft eyes
    So innocent and blue
    He knew right then he was too far from home
    He was too far from home
    She took his hand and she led him along that golden beach
    They watched the waves tumble over the sand
    They drove for miles and miles
    Up those twisting turning roads
    Higher and higher and higher they climbed

    And those Hollywood nights
    In those Hollywood hills
    She was looking so right
    In her diamonds and frills
    Oh those big city nights
    In those high rolling hills
    Above all the lights
    She had all of her skills

    He'd headed west cause he felt that a change would do him good
    See some old friends, good for the soul
    She had been born with a face
    That would let her get her way
    He saw that face and he lost all control
    He had lost all control
    Night after night
    Day after day
    It went on and on
    Then came that morning he woke up alone
    He spent all night staring down at the lights on LA
    Wondering if he could ever go home

    And those Hollywood nights
    In those Hollywood hills
    She was looking so right
    It was giving him chills
    In those big city nights
    In those high rolling hills
    Above all the lights
    With a passion that kills

    In those Hollywood nights
    In those Hollywood hills
    She was looking so right
    In her diamonds and frills
    Oh those big city nights
    In those high rolling hills
    Above all the lights
    She had all of her skills
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    Gotta do what you can just to keep your love alive
    Trying not to confuse it, with what you do to survive
    In sixty-nine I was twenty-one and I called the road my own
    I don't know when that road turned into the road I'm on

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    youre breaking my heart
    youre tearing it apart
    so f**k you.

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    Twelve hours out of Mackinaw City
    stopped in a bar to have a brew
    Met a girl and we had a few drinks
    and I told her what I'd decided to do
    She looked out the window a long long moment
    then she looked into my eyes
    She didn't have to say a thing,
    I knew what she was thinkin'

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    up from the ghetto
    with the help of my stiletto
    everyday I hear the people moan
    why should I buy groceries stamps
    when I can make my own

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    Quote Originally Posted by be1 View Post
    youre breaking my heart
    youre tearing it apart
    so f**k you.

    - r.i.p. h. nilsson, a true talent
    oh yes! and this:

    Everybody's talking at me
    I don't hear a word they're saying
    Only the echoes of my mind
    People stopping, staring
    I can't see their faces
    Only the shadows of their eyes
    I'm going where the sun keeps shining
    Through the pouring rain
    Going where the weather suits my clothes
    Banking off of the northeast winds
    Sailing on a summer breeze
    And skipping over the ocean like a stone
    I'm going where the sun keeps shining
    Through the pouring rain
    Going where the weather suits my clothes
    Banking off of the northeast winds
    Sailing on a summer breeze
    And skipping over the ocean like a stone
    Everybody's talking at me
    Can't hear a word they're saying
    Only the echoes of my mind
    I won't let you leave my love behind
    No, I won't let you leave
    I won't let you leave my love behind
    It's all Here. Now.

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    -Greg Graffin, 30 years ago now! Sorry I couldn't pick only one.

    I've got nothing to say,
    I've got nothing to do,
    All of my neurons are
    Functioning smoothly
    Yet still I'm a cyborg just like you,
    I am one big myoma that thinks,
    My planet supports only me,
    I've got this one big problem: will I live forever?
    I've got just a short time you see,
    Modern man, evolutionary betrayer,
    Modern man, ecosystem destroyer,
    Modern man, destroy yourself in shame,
    Modern man, pathetic example of earth's organic heritage,
    When I look back and think,
    When I ponder and ask "why?"
    I see my ancestors spend with careless abandon,
    Assuming eternal supply, modern man,
    Just a sample of carbon-based wastage,
    Just a ****ing tragic epic of you and I
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    Short people got no reason
    Short people got no reason
    To live
    They got little hands
    And little eyes
    And they walk around
    Tellin' great big lies
    They got little noses
    And tiny little teeth
    They wear platform shoes
    On their nasty little feet
    Well, I don't want no short people
    Don't want no short people
    Don't want no short people
    'Round here
    Short people are just the same
    As you and I
    (A fool such as I)
    All men are brothers
    Until the day they die
    (It's a wonderful world)
    Short people got nobody
    Short people got nobody
    Short people got nobody
    To love
    They got little baby legs
    And they stand so low
    You got to pick 'em up
    Just to sayÖ
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    They saved Hitler's cock
    They hid it under a rock
    I discovered it last night in my backyard
    Now it's starting to get hard
    Couldn't even...
    Believe my eyes

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    Quote Originally Posted by WHALENARD View Post
    They hid it under a rock
    It wasn't a rock
    It was a rock lobster
    Rock lobster
    Rock lobster
    Rock lobster
    Rock lobster
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    I just found these lyrics to an old song I had heard of but had never really heard the song or the lyrics:

    Of all things it's a George Gershwin song from a musical called Porgy & Bess. Not what I would normally listen to. I learned that George Gershwin was an atheist too. The first line is also the song's title. So here it is:

    It ain't necessarily so
    It ain't necessarily so
    The things that you're liable
    To read in the Bible
    It ain't necessarily soLittle David was small but oh, my
    Little David was small but oh, my
    He fought the Goliath who lay down and dieth
    Little David was small but oh, my

    Yes, Jonah he lived in the whale
    Oh, Jonah he lived in the whale
    But he made his home in that fish's abdomen
    Ooh, Jonah he lived in the whaleLittle Moses was found in the stream
    Little Moses was found in the stream
    He floated on water till old Pharoah's daughter
    She fished him she says from that streamIt ain't necessarily so
    It ain't necessarily so
    They tell all the children
    The devil's a villian
    But it ain't necessarily soTo get into heaven don't snap for a seven
    Live clean, don't have no fault
    Oh, I'd take that gospel whenever it's possible
    But with a grain of salt
    [Incomprehensible] don't live nine hundred years
    [Incomprehensible] don't live nine hundred years
    But who calls that livin' when no gal will give in
    To no man, what's nine hundred years?Now I'm preachin' this sermon to [Incomprehensible]
    It ain't necessarily, ain't necessarily, ain't necessarily so

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    I just looked in the mirror
    And things aren't looking so good
    I'm looking California and feeling Minnesota
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    I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time--it's detachable

    (Detachable penis)

    This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it

    First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it. So I called up the place where the party was; they hadn't seen it either
    I asked them to check the medicine cabinet, 'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes, but not this time
    So, I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either
    I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without my penis for too long; it makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak

    After a few hours of searching the house and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed. So I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast. Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it--I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen

    I took it home, washed it off and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know--even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis
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    Ask if you can bring a friend

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    You finally really did it.
    You maniacs!
    You blew it up!
    God damn you!
    God damn you all to hell!

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    We in the mood to do our thang right now - mo hey now
    Sunnyfish - melon jelly - ballin' the jack at the meatwagon now
    I'm in the mood to move my body like a weasel, goddammit
    4 - 8 - 16 feet to the left, goddammit
    I'm in the mood to whip your body with a tire iron
    Coon dog - ground hog - poop log - 3 times, goddammit
    Coon dog - ground hog - poop log - 3 times, goddammit
    Coon dog - ground hog - poop log - 1 time

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    don't get me started:

    Mr. America, walk on by your schools that do not teach
    Mr. America, walk on by the minds that won't be reached
    Mr. America try to hide the emptiness that's you inside
    But once you find that the way you lied
    And all the corny tricks you tried
    Will not forestall the rising tide of HUNGRY FREAKS DADDY!

    They won't go on four no more
    Great mid-western hardware store
    Philosophy that turns away
    From those who aren't afraid to say what's on their minds
    The left behinds of the great society

    HUNGRY FREAKS, DADDY!

    Mr. America, walk on by your supermarket dream
    Mr. America, walk on by the liquor store supreme
    Mr. America try to hide the product of your savage pride
    The useful minds that it denied
    The day you shrugged and stepped aside
    You saw their clothes, and then you cried,
    "Those HUNGRY FREAKS, DADDY!"

    They won't go on four no more
    Great mid-western hardware store
    Philosophy that turns away
    From those who aren't afraid to say what's on their minds
    The left behinds of the great society

    and this:

    Tell automatic slim
    Tell razor totin' jim
    Tell butcher knife totin' annie
    Tell fast talkin' fanny
    Tonite we're gonna pitch a ball
    Down to that union hall
    Gonna romp and tromp 'till midnite
    We're gonna fuss and fight 'till daylight
    We're gonna pitch a wang dang doodle all night long

    Tell poodle I'll tell him here
    Tell albert I'll see him near
    Tell old pistol pete
    Everybody gonna meet
    Tonite we need no rest
    We're really gonna throw a mess
    We're gonna break out all the windows
    Gonna kick down all the doors
    We're gonna pitch a wang dang doodle all night long

    Tell fats and washboard sam
    That everybody's gonna jam
    Just shake it boxcar joe
    We got sawdust on the floor
    Tell chicken head till I die
    We're gonna have a time
    When the fish head fills the air
    Be snuff juice everywhere
    We're gonna pitch a wang dang doodle all night long

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    Donít frail and blow if youíre going to Braille and Flow.

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    We don't need no education
    We don't need no thought control
    No dark sarcasm in the classroom
    Teachers leave them kids alone
    Hey, teachers, leave them kids alone
    All in all it's just another brick in the wall
    All in all you're just another brick in the wall
    We don't need no education
    We don't need no thought control
    No dark sarcasm in the classroom
    Teachers leave those kids alone
    Hey teachers, leave those kids alone
    All in all you're just another brick in the wall
    All in all you're just another brick in the wall
    "Wrong, do it again! Wrong, do it again!"
    "If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding
    How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"

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    Aww, ya mom is so fat (How fat is she?)
    We rode up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy's
    And her skates went flat, I got stuck in her butt crack
    They thought I was lost but I was caught by the G-strap
    Heaven forbid a giant fart would give way
    'Cause that would blow me 'round the world in a day
    We drove to the drive-in and she didn't have to pay
    Because we dressed her up to look just like a Chevrolet

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    Quote Originally Posted by WHALENARD View Post
    You finally really did it.
    You maniacs!
    You blew it up!
    God damn you!
    God damn you all to hell!

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    Ummm..thatís a movie script not a song lyric. LOL

    Original, ďPlanet of the ApesĒ.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Ummm..thatís a movie script not a song lyric. LOL

    Original, ďPlanet of the ApesĒ.
    Open your cold dead ears.

    https://youtu.be/NjdL3IDWcfU

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    I'm so cold again
    Can't feel my face again
    No
    My patience is wearing thin
    6am there goes the moon
    I feel like death is coming soon
    and Oohh
    All I want to do is [email protected] sleep
    Sweet Jesus don't let the judge release me, what if she's a Zombie or a Dracula and tries to f&*king eat me.

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    Lost as I my be
    In a fog of my own noise and triviality
    Grand Holy Mother, Grant me Clarity
    I'm standing on the edge of forever

    One among infinity
    Witnessing the majesty
    Calm in this humility
    Witnessing the majesty
    Hope as far as one can see
    Witnessing the majesty
    Standing on the edge of forever
    Sweet Jesus don't let the judge release me, what if she's a Zombie or a Dracula and tries to f&*king eat me.

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    Wait a minute, you talking about the girl with the lazy eye?
    I think she might have had a slightly lazy eye

    We're both in love with a sexy lady with an eye that's lazy
    The girl that's fly with a wonky eye
    She's smoking with an eye that's broken, I think it's hot
    The way she looks left a lot
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

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    Non-lexical lyrics of Claire Torre from Dark Side of the Moon


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    Quote Originally Posted by WHALENARD View Post
    You finally really did it.
    You maniacs!
    You blew it up!
    God damn you!
    God damn you all to hell!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Ummm..thatís a movie script not a song lyric. LOL

    Original, ďPlanet of the ApesĒ.
    Quote Originally Posted by WHALENARD View Post
    Open your cold dead ears.

    https://youtu.be/NjdL3IDWcfU

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    Lol
    Okay, so because Charleston Heston played the Planet of the Apes role that had that line In the movie and this song was a spoof on him we have a line from the movie that should be a lyric in your mind, yet isnít in the spoof. Lol
    Coo coo for Cocoa Puffs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    We don't need no education
    We don't need no thought control
    No dark sarcasm in the classroom
    Teachers leave them kids alone
    Hey, teachers, leave them kids alone
    All in all it's just another brick in the wall
    All in all you're just another brick in the wall
    We don't need no education
    We don't need no thought control
    No dark sarcasm in the classroom
    Teachers leave those kids alone
    Hey teachers, leave those kids alone
    All in all you're just another brick in the wall
    All in all you're just another brick in the wall
    "Wrong, do it again! Wrong, do it again!"
    "If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding
    How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"

    "You, yes, you behind the bike sheds, stand still, laddy"
    I just bought a remastered version of The Wall in vinyl.

    Much maligned, but now a bonafide classic.
    Goya! It's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes. Livin in an Idiocracy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chuckha62 View Post
    I just bought a remastered version of The Wall in vinyl.

    Much maligned, but now a bonafide classic.
    Nice!
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    One Nation under God
    has turned into
    One Nation under the influence
    of one drug

    Television, the drug of the Nation
    Breeding ignorance and feeding radiation

    ...

    T.V. is the reason why less than ten percent of our
    Nation reads books daily
    Why most people think Central America
    means Kansas
    Socialism means unamerican
    and Apartheid is a new headache remedy

    absorbed in it's world it's so hard to find us
    It shapes our minds the most
    maybe the mother of our Nation
    should remind us
    that we're sitting to close to. . .

    Thank you Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Coo coo for Cocoa Puffs.
    You figured it out.

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    Now you wear your skin like iron and you breaths as hard as
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    Quote Originally Posted by John Kuhl View Post
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    or should I say
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    you could fill this thread with beatles lyrics. goat? maybe
    You just can't beat the person who never gives up. - B.Ruth

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    Quote Originally Posted by WHALENARD View Post
    You finally really did it.
    You maniacs!
    You blew it up!
    God damn you!
    God damn you all to hell!

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    planet of the apes? thought this was song lyrics

    edit: sorry already been discussed. ignore please.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by edubfromktown View Post
    One Nation under God
    has turned into
    One Nation under the influence
    of one drug

    Television, the drug of the Nation
    Breeding ignorance and feeding radiation

    ...

    T.V. is the reason why less than ten percent of our
    Nation reads books daily
    Why most people think Central America
    means Kansas
    Socialism means unamerican
    and Apartheid is a new headache remedy

    absorbed in it's world it's so hard to find us
    It shapes our minds the most
    maybe the mother of our Nation
    should remind us
    that we're sitting to close to. . .

    Thank you Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy.
    Funny, I looked that song up on youtube about a month ago. I may still have the CD laying around somewhere.
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    I am gross and perverted
    I'm obsessed 'n deranged
    I have existed for years
    But very little has changed
    I'm the tool of the Government
    And industry too
    For I am destined to rule
    And regulate you
    I may be vile and pernicious
    But you can't look away
    I make you think I'm delicious
    With the stuff that I say
    I'm the best you can get
    Have you guessed me yet?
    I'm the slime oozin' out
    From your TV set
    You will obey me while I lead you
    And eat the garbage that I feed you
    Until the day that we don't need you
    Don't go for help . . . no one will heed you
    Your mind is totally controlled
    It has been stuffed into my mold
    And you will do as you are told
    Until the rights to you are sold
    That's right, folks . . .
    Don't touch that dial
    It's all Here. Now.

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    Does not get much better than FZ!

    I grew up with his cousin (~40 mins from where the virtuoso badass grew up).
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    I am gross and perverted
    I'm obsessed 'n deranged
    ...l
    they're so light and fluffy white we'll raise a fortune by tonight
    they're so light and fluffy white we'll raise a fortune by tonight
    they're so light and fluffy brown they're the finest in the town
    they're so light and fuffy brown they're the finest in the town


    ...genius
    You just can't beat the person who never gives up. - B.Ruth

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    Take my hand
    You know I'll be there
    If you can
    I'll cross the sky for your love
    Give you what I hold dear

    This is fitting because my fiance is Irish and 8011KM away at the moment, so some old U2 works (Drowning Man)
    Ripping trails and tipping ales

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    I'm a little pimp with my hair gassed back
    Pair of khaki pants with my shoe shined black
    Got a little lady... walk that street
    Tellin' all the boys that she can't be beat
    Twenny dollah bill (I can set you straight)
    Meet me onna corner boy'n don't be late
    Man in a suit with a bow-tie neck
    Wanna buy a grunt with a third party check
    Standin' onna porch of the Lido Hotel
    Floozies in the lobby love the way I sell:
    HOT MEAT HOT RATS HOT ZITZ
    HOT WRISTS HOT RITZ HOT ROOTS
    HOT SOOTS
    It's all Here. Now.

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    Ride the dragon toward the crimson eye
    Flap the wings under Mars red sky
    The reptile pushes itself out into space
    Leaving behind, the human race

    Swim inside the solar seas
    The Nebula cries out to me
    Passing where I've gone before
    I fly through the crimson door

    Ride the dragon toward the crimson eye
    Flap the wings under Mars red sky

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    Look we got another one, just like the other ones
    Another bad ass, another troublemaker
    I'm scared, ain't you boys scared?
    I wonder if he's gonna show us what bad is?
    Boys, we got a man with a dog collar on
    You think we oughta throw ol' Spike a bone?
    Well, here's another misfit, another Jimmy Dean
    I bet he's got a motorbike, what do y'all think?
    Bet if we be good we'll get a ride on it if he ain't too mad about the future
    Maybe we oughta help him see the future ain't what it used to be
    Hey Spike, what do you like?
    Say Spike, what do you like?
    Nothing
    You just can't beat the person who never gives up. - B.Ruth

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    If you get lonely on your daddy's farm
    Just remember I don't live too far
    And there's a red bridge that arcs the bay, yeah
    You'll be at my place in less that a day
    So get on your bad motor scooter and ride
    Up over to my place and stay all night
    First thing in the morning we'll be feeling all right
    So get on your bad motor scooter and ride
    Ooh, the last I seen your face
    I swore that no one would take your place
    Now since you've been gone I've been feelin' bad, yeah
    I'd come out to your place but I'm afraid of your dad so you
    You get on your bad motor scooter and ride
    Up over to my place and stay all night
    First thing in the morning we'll be feeling all right, all right, all right, all right
    Get on your bad motor scooter and ride
    Ride, ride, ride
    Come on baby, ooh yeah
    Crank it on up
    Get on your bad motor scooter and ride
    Up over to my place and stay all night
    First thing in the morning we'll be feeling all right, all right, all right, all right
    Get on your bad motor scooter and ride
    Get on your bad motor scooter
    Get on your bad motor scooter and ride
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    Well it's time to go home
    And I ain't even done with the night

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    Angels and demons inside of me
    Saviors and satans
    All around me
    Donít frail and blow if youíre going to Braille and Flow.

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    Pulling into Kathmandu
    Smoke rings fill the air
    Perfumed by a Nepal night
    The Express gets you there
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    Forces of evil on a bozo nightmare
    ban all the music with a phony gas chamber
    'cuz one's got a weasel and the other's got a flag
    one's on the pole, shove the other in a bag
    with the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job
    the daytime crap of the folksinger slob
    he hung himself with a guitar string
    a slab of turkey-neck and it's hangin' from a pigeon wing
    you can't write if you can't relate
    trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
    and my time is a piece of wax fallin' on a termite
    that's chokin' on the splinters
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    You gotta be crazy, you gotta have a real need
    You gotta sleep on your toes, and when you're on the street
    You gotta be able to pick out the easy meat with your eyes closed
    And then moving in silently, down wind and out of sight
    You gotta strike when the moment is right without thinking

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    It been about 12 o'clock in the heat of the day
    Adam and Eve been in the garden of Eden
    Throwin' diddle and sass and things backwards and forwards
    And The Lord walked in the garden, and the lord called Adam
    "Adam"
    "Yessir Lord?"
    "Come 'ere Adam. You see that tree over there?"
    "Yessir Lord I see the tree."
    "Well the fruit, on that tree, must not be touched, 'cause the day you touch that fruit, that day, you shall be dead."
    "Yessir Lord that's good what you have to say sir."
    And The Lord take his time, and go on, and walk outta the garden
    And after The Lord been gone
    Adam, he gone to the tree and broke fruit off the tree
    And he broke the fruit in half, and him eat half, and Eve eat half
    And the next day, The Lord came back into the garden
    And The Lord look at the tree, and he recognize that fruit was gone off the tree
    So The Lord called Adam
    "Adam! Adam hear me?"
    "Yessir Lord, I comin' now sir."
    "Adam fruit is eat off that tree."
    "Well Lord, fruit is eat off the tree. I never eat 'em, so Eve musta eat 'em."
    Now Nicodemus had been on the other side of the garden
    And he came over and broke into the conversation
    "Lord, whoever ate the fruit off that tree, had number nine shoes on, and you know, Eve don't wear no shoes like that. Adam is the man that put teeth in that fruit!"
    And The Lord look on Adam
    And Adam turned, and he run, and he jumped the barbed wire fence to the back of the kitchen
    And he slept in the thicket 'til broad day clean next morning
    Brother Johnson, lead us in prayer

    Well, Darla come down
    Darla come down
    Darla come down from Jackson

    Darla come down
    You're my little brown gal
    Darla come down from Jackson

    Spend the weekend in my little grass shack
    That's by the golf course down in Gulfport

    Darla come down
    Darla come down
    Darla come down from Jackson

    Darla come down
    Darla come down
    Darla come down from Jackson

    Let's go on down there and drink love tea
    'Til the sun comes up just you and me

    Darla come down
    Darla come down
    Darla come down from Jackson

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    Quote Originally Posted by shekky View Post
    You gotta be crazy, you gotta have a real need
    You gotta sleep on your toes, and when you're on the street
    You gotta be able to pick out the easy meat with your eyes closed
    And then moving in silently, down wind and out of sight
    You gotta strike when the moment is right without thinking
    And after a while
    You can work on points for style
    Like the club tie, and the firm handshake
    A sudden look in your eye and an easy smile
    You have to be trusted
    By the people that you lie to
    So that when they turn their backs on you
    Youíll get the chance to put the knife in
    Donít frail and blow if youíre going to Braille and Flow.

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    The Rangers had a homecoming
    In Harlem late last night
    And the Magic Rat drove his sleek machine
    Over the Jersey state line
    Barefoot girl sitting on the hood of a Dodge
    Drinking warm beer in the soft summer rain
    The Rat pulls into town, rolls up his pants
    Together they take a stab at romance
    And disappear down Flamingo Lane

    Well, the Maximum Lawmen run down Flamingo
    Chasing the Rat and the barefoot girl
    And the kids 'round there live just like shadows
    Always quiet, holding hands
    From the churches to the jails
    Tonight all is silence in the world
    As we take our stand
    Down in Jungleland

    The midnight gang's assembled
    And picked a rendezvous for the night
    They'll meet 'neath that giant Exxon sign
    That brings this fair city light
    Man, there's an opera out on the Turnpike
    There's a ballet being fought out in the alley
    Until the local cops, Cherry-Tops, rips this holy night
    The street's alive as secret debts are paid
    Contacts made, they flash unseen
    Kids flash guitars just like switchblades
    Hustling for the record machine
    The hungry and the hunted
    Explode into rock 'n' roll bands
    That face off against each other out in the street
    Down in Jungleland

    In the parking lot the visionaries dress in the latest rage
    Inside the backstreet girls are dancing
    To the records that the DJ plays
    Lonely-hearted lovers struggle in dark corners
    Desperate as the night moves on
    Just one look and a whisper, and they're gone

    Beneath the city, two hearts beat
    Soul engines running through a night so tender
    In a bedroom locked in whispers
    Of soft refusal and then surrender
    In the tunnels uptown, the Rat's own dream guns him down
    As shots echo down them hallways in the night
    No one watches when the ambulance pulls away
    Or as the girl shuts out the bedroom light

    Outside the street's on fire in a real death waltz
    Between what's flesh and what's fantasy
    And the poets down here don't write nothing at all
    They just stand back and let it all be
    And in the quick of a knife, they reach for their moment
    And try to make an honest stand
    But they wind up wounded, not even dead
    Tonight in Jungleland
    Go Fact Yourself.

    Real eyes realize real lies.

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    A long time ago came a man on a track
    Walking thirty miles with a sack on his back
    And he put down his load where he thought it was the best
    Made a home in the wilderness

    He built a cabin and a winter store
    And he ploughed up the ground by the cold lake shore
    And the other travellers came walking down the track
    And they never went further, no, they never went back

    Then came the churches, then came the schools
    Then came the lawyers, then came the rules
    Then came the trains and the trucks with their load
    And the dirty old track was the Telegraph Road

    Then came the mines, then came the ore
    Then there was the hard times, then there was a war
    Telegraph sang a song about the world outside
    Telegraph Road got so deep and so wide
    Like a rolling river

    And my radio says tonight it's gonna freeze
    People driving home from the factories
    There's six lanes of traffic
    Three lanes moving slow

    I used to like to go to work but they shut it down
    I've got a right to go to work but there's no work here to be found
    Yes, and they say we're gonna have to pay what's owed
    We're gonna have to reap from some seed that's been sowed

    And the birds up on the wires and the telegraph poles
    They can always fly away from this rain and this cold
    You can hear them singing out their telegraph code
    All the way down the Telegraph Road

    Well, I'd sooner forget, but I remember those nights
    Yeah, life was just a bet on a race between the lights
    You had your hand on my shoulder, you had your hand in my hair
    Now you act a little colder like you don't seem to care

    But just believe in me baby and I'll take you away
    From out of this darkness and into the day
    From these rivers of headlights, these rivers of rain
    From the anger that lives on the streets with these names
    'Cause I've run every red light on memory lane
    I've seen desperation explode into flames
    And I don't wanna see it again

    From all of these signs saying "sorry but we're closed"
    All the way down the Telegraph Road
    Go Fact Yourself.

    Real eyes realize real lies.

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    I found a new retro station recently:


    If you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says
    Fifteen miles to the, love shack, love shack yeah
    I'm headin' down the atlanta highway
    Lookin' for the love getaway
    Headed for the love getaway, love getaway
    I got me a car, it's as big as a whale
    And we're headin' on down to the love shack
    I got me a chrysler, it seats about twenty
    So hurry up and bring your jukebox money
    The love shack is a little old place where
    We can get together
    Love shack baby
    A love shack baby
    Love shack, baby love shack
    Love shack, baby love shack
    Love shack, baby love shack
    Love shack, baby love shack
    Sign says, woo, stay away fools
    'Cause love rules at the love shack
    Well it's set way back in the middle of a field
    Just a funky old shack and I gotta get back
    Glitter on the mattress
    Glitter on the highway
    Glitter on the front porch
    Glitter on the hallway
    The love shack is a little old place where
    We can get together
    Love shack, baby
    Love shack, baby
    Love shack, that's where it's at
    Love shack, that's where it's at
    Huggin' and a-kissin', dancin' and a-lovin'
    Wearin' next to nothing 'cause it's hot as an oven
    The whole shack shimmies
    Yeah the whole shack shimmies
    The whole shack shimmies when everybody's movin' around
    And around and around and around
    Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby
    Folks linin' up outside just to get down
    Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby
    Funky little shack
    Funky little shack
    Hop in my chrysler, it's as big as a whale
    And it's about to set sail
    I got me a car, it seats about twenty, so come on
    And bring your jukebox money
    The love shack is a little old place where
    We can get together
    Love shack baby
    A love shack baby
    Love shack, baby love shack
    Love shack, baby love shack
    Love shack, baby love shack (oh baby that's where it's at)
    Love shack, baby love shack (baby that's where it's at)
    Bang bang bang on the door baby!
    Knock a little louder baby!
    Bang bang bang on the door baby!
    I can't hear you
    Bang bang bang on the door baby!
    Knock a little louder sugar!
    Bang bang bang on the door baby!
    I can't hear you
    Bang bang bang on the door baby, knock a little louder
    Bang bang on the door baby, bang bang!
    On the door baby, bang bang!
    On the door, bang bang!
    On the door baby, bang bang!
    You're what?
    Tin roof
    Rusted!
    Love shack, baby love shack!
    Love shack, baby love shack!
    Love shack, baby love shack!
    Love shack, baby love shack!
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    I LMAO every time I hear this one.


    My daddy left home when I was three
    And he didn't leave much to ma and me
    Just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze.
    Now, I don't blame him cause he run and hid
    But the meanest thing that he ever did
    Was before he left, he went and named me "Sue".

    Well, he must o' thought that is quite a joke
    And it got a lot of laughs from a' lots of folk,
    It seems I had to fight my whole life through.
    Some gal would giggle and I'd get red
    And some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his head,
    I tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named "Sue".

    Well, I grew up quick and I grew up mean,
    My fist got hard and my wits got keen,
    I'd roam from town to town to hide my shame.
    But I made a vow to the moon and stars
    That I'd search the honky-tonks and bars
    And kill that man who gave me that awful name.

    Well, it was Gatlinburg in mid-July
    And I just hit town and my throat was dry,
    I thought I'd stop and have myself a brew.
    At an old saloon on a street of mud,
    There at a table, dealing stud,
    Sat the dirty, mangy dog that named me "Sue".

    Well, I knew that snake was my own sweet dad
    From a worn-out picture that my mother'd had,
    And I knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye.
    He was big and bent and gray and old,
    And I looked at him and my blood ran cold
    And I said, "My name is 'Sue'! How do you do!
    Now you're gonna die!"

    Well, I hit him hard right between the eyes
    And he went down, but to my surprise,
    He come up with a knife and cut off a piece of my ear.
    But I busted a chair right across his teeth
    And we crashed through the wall and into the street
    Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer.

    I tell ya, I've fought tougher men
    But I really can't remember when,
    He kicked like a mule and he bit like a crocodile.
    I heard him laugh and then I heard him cuss,
    He went for his gun and I pulled mine first,
    He stood there lookin' at me and I saw him smile.

    And he said, "Son, this world is rough
    And if a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough
    And I knew I wouldn't be there to help ya along.
    So I give ya that name and I said goodbye
    I knew you'd have to get tough or die
    And it's the name that helped to make you strong."

    He said, "Now you just fought one hell of a fight
    And I know you hate me, and you got the right
    To kill me now, and I wouldn't blame you if you do.
    But ya ought to thank me, before I die,
    For the gravel in ya guts and the spit in ya eye
    Cause I'm the son of a bitch that named you 'Sue'."

    I got all choked up and I threw down my gun
    And I called him my pa, and he called me his son,
    And I came away with a different point of view.
    And I think about him, now and then,
    Every time I try and every time I win,
    And if I ever have a son, I think I'm gonna name him
    Bill or George! Anything but Sue! I still hate that name!
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    She's mostly gone
    Some other place
    I'm getting by
    In other ways
    Everything they whispered in our ear
    Is coming true
    Trying to justify the things I used to do
    Believe in you
    Watching you drown
    I'll follow you down
    I am here right beside you
    The lights in the sky
    Have finally arrived
    I am staying right beside you
    Trying to stay away
    Just in case
    I've come to realize
    We all have our place
    Time, time has a way, you know
    To make it clear
    And I have my room and yes, I can't disappear
    Or leave you here
    Watching you drown
    I'll follow you down
    And I am here right beside you
    The lights in the sky are waving goodbye
    And I am staying right beside you
    Donít frail and blow if youíre going to Braille and Flow.

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    Well I'm a-runnin' down the road try'n to loosen my load
    I've got seven women on my mind
    Four that want to own me, two that want to stone me
    One says she's a friend of mine

    Take it easy, take it easy
    Don't let the sound of your own wheels drive you crazy
    Lighten up while you still can
    Don't even try to understand
    Just find a place to make your stand, and take it easy

    Well, I'm a standin' on a corner in Winslow, Arizona
    Such a fine sight to see
    It's a girl, my Lord, in a flat-bed Ford
    Slowin' down to take a look at me

    Come on, baby, don't say maybe
    I gotta know if your sweet love is gonna save me
    We may lose and we may win, though we will never be here again
    So open up I'm climbin' in, so take it easy

    Well, I'm a runnin' down the road tryin' to loosen my load
    Got a world of trouble on my mind
    Lookin' for a lover who won't blow my cover, she's so hard to find
    Take it easy, take it easy
    Don't let the sound of your own wheels make you crazy
    Come on baby, don't say maybe
    I gotta know if your sweet love is gonna save me

    Oh, we got it easy
    We oughta take it easy

    (bolded my favorite lines)
    This post is a natural product. Variances in spelling & grammar should be appreciated as part of its character & beauty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chazpat View Post
    Well I'm a-runnin' down the road try'n to loosen my load
    I've got seven women on my mind
    Four that want to own me, two that want to stone me
    One says she's a friend of mine

    Take it easy, take it easy
    Don't let the sound of your own wheels drive you crazy
    Lighten up while you still can
    Don't even try to understand
    Just find a place to make your stand, and take it easy

    Well, I'm a standin' on a corner in Winslow, Arizona
    Such a fine sight to see
    It's a girl, my Lord, in a flat-bed Ford
    Slowin' down to take a look at me

    Come on, baby, don't say maybe
    I gotta know if your sweet love is gonna save me
    We may lose and we may win, though we will never be here again
    So open up I'm climbin' in, so take it easy

    Well, I'm a runnin' down the road tryin' to loosen my load
    Got a world of trouble on my mind
    Lookin' for a lover who won't blow my cover, she's so hard to find
    Take it easy, take it easy
    Don't let the sound of your own wheels make you crazy
    Come on baby, don't say maybe
    I gotta know if your sweet love is gonna save me

    Oh, we got it easy
    We oughta take it easy

    (bolded my favorite lines)
    I totally fŁckiní miss the 1970s. Sh°t was real back then.
    Donít frail and blow if youíre going to Braille and Flow.

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    That thong thong thong thong thong

    There's actually a lot of lyrics in that song, let me see that thong.
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    On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
    Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
    Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
    My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
    I had to stop for the night.
    There she stood in the doorway;
    I heard the mission bell
    And I was thinking to myself
    'This could be heaven or this could be Hell'
    Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
    There were voices down the corridor,
    I thought I heard them say
    Welcome to the Hotel California
    Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
    Such a lovely face.
    Plenty of room at the Hotel California
    Any time of year (any time of year) you can find it here
    Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, she got the Mercedes bends
    She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls friends
    How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat
    Some dance to remember, some dance to forget
    So I called up the Captain,
    'Please bring me my wine'
    He said, 'we haven't had that spirit here since nineteen sixty-nine'
    And still those voices are calling from far away,
    Wake you up in the middle of the night
    Just to hear them say"
    Welcome to the Hotel California
    Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
    Such a lovely face.
    They livin' it up at the Hotel California
    What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise), bring your alibis
    Mirrors on the ceiling,
    The pink champagne on ice
    And she said, 'we are all just prisoners here, of our own device'
    And in the master's chambers,
    They gathered for the feast
    They stab it with their steely knives,
    But they just can't kill the beast
    Last thing I remember, I was
    Running for the door
    I had to find the passage back to the place I was before
    'Relax' said the night man,
    'We are programmed to receive.
    You can check out any time you like,
    But you can never leave!'
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    That I can depend on

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    You'd think that people would have had enought of silly love songs
    But I look around me and I see it isn't so
    Some people wanna fill the world with silly love songs
    And what's wrong with that?
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    Everybody gonna dance tonight
    Everybody gonna feel alright
    Everybody gonna dance around tonight
    Everybody gonna dance around
    Everybody gonna hit the ground
    Everybody gonna dance around tonight
    Well, you can come on to my place if you want to
    You can do anything you want to do
    You just can't beat the person who never gives up. - B.Ruth

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    I've been absolutely hooked on Quadrophenia for a solid year:

    I have to be careful not to preach
    I can't pretend that I can teach
    And yet I lived your future out
    By pounding stages like a clown
    And on the dance floor broken glass
    The bloody faces slowly pass
    The numbered seats in empty rows
    It all belongs to me you know
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    The Boogeymen are coming
    The boogeymen are coming
    Keep your head down, go to sleep
    To the rhythm of the war drums
    Sweet Jesus don't let the judge release me, what if she's a Zombie or a Dracula and tries to f&*king eat me.

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    I'll sing my song to the wide open spaces
    I'll sing my heart out to the infinite sea
    I'll sing my visions to the sky high mountains
    I'll sing my song to the free, to the free
    I'll sing my song to the wide open spaces
    I'll sing my heart out to the infinite sea
    I'll sing my visions to the sky high mountains
    I'll sing my song to the free, to the free

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    Can you feel that?
    Ah, shit!
    Oh, wah-ah-ah-ah!
    Oh, wah-ah-ah-ah!
    Oh, oh! Oh, oh!
    Oh, oh!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    Can you feel that?
    Ah, shit!
    Oh, wah-ah-ah-ah!
    Oh, wah-ah-ah-ah!
    Oh, oh! Oh, oh!
    Oh, oh!
    Did you or she have an orgasm?
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    Willst du bis der Tod uns scheidet
    Treue sein fŁr alle Tage
    Nein
    Nein
    Go Fact Yourself.

    Real eyes realize real lies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by the one ring View Post
    Willst du bis der Tod uns scheidet
    Treue sein fŁr alle Tage
    Nein
    Nein
    Love that song by Rammstein.
    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by chazpat View Post
    Well I'm a-runnin' down the road try'n to loosen my load
    That used to be me taking a morning jog before the coffee kicked in.
    Go Fact Yourself.

    Real eyes realize real lies.

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    I got a girl with a little rubber head
    Rinse her out every night just before I go to bed
    She never talked back like a lady might do
    And she looks like she loves it every time I get through
    And her name is P-I-N-K-Y
    P-I-N no lie
    K-Y me-oh-my
    She's 69 - 95, give her a try
    P-I-N-K-Y
    P-I-N I cry
    K-Y don't be shy
    69 - 95 boy, give her a try
    Her eyes 's all shut in an ecstasy face
    You can cram it down her throat, people, any old place
    Throw a little switch on her battery pack
    You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back
    And her name is P-I-N-K-Y
    P-I-N I cry
    K-Y don't be shy
    69 - 95 boy, give her a try
    I got a girl with a little rubber head
    Rinse her out every night just before I go to bed
    She never talked back like a lady might do
    And she looks like she loves it every time I get through
    Her eyes 's all shut in an ecstasy face
    You can cram it down her throat, people, any old place
    Throw a little switch on her battery pack
    You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back
    You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back
    You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back
    You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back
    You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back
    You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back

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    Golden brown texture like sun
    Lays me down with my mind she runs
    Throughout the night
    No need to fight
    Never a frown with golden brown

    Every time just like the last
    On her ship tied to the mast
    To distant lands
    Takes both my hands
    Never a frown with golden brown


    Golden brown finer temptress
    Through the ages she's heading west
    From far away
    Stays for a day
    Never a frown with golden brown

    Never a frown with golden brown
    Never a frown with golden brown
    Never a frown with golden brown
    Never a frown with golden brown
    Donít frail and blow if youíre going to Braille and Flow.

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    I'm gonna take a freight train, down at the station
    I don't care where it goes
    Gonna climb me a mountain, the highest mountain
    Jump off, nobody gonna know
    Can't you see oh can't you see
    What that woman, she been doin' to me
    Can't you see, can't you see
    What that woman lord been doin' to me
    I'm gonna find me a hole in the wall
    I gonna crawl inside and die
    'Cause my lady now, mean ol' woman lord, never told me goodbye
    Can't you see oh can't you see
    What that woman lord she been doin' to me
    Can't you see, can't you see
    What that woman lord been doin' to me
    I gonna buy me a ticket now, as far as I can
    Ain't a-never comin' back
    Ride me a Southbound
    All the way to Georgia now
    Till the train run out of track
    Can't you see oh can't you see
    What that woman, she been doin' to me
    Can't you see, can't you see
    What that woman, she been doin' to me, oh lord
    Can't you see oh can't you see
    What that woman lord she been doin' to me
    Can't you see oh can't you see
    What that woman, she been doin' to me
    Can't you see (oh she's such a crazy lady) can't you see
    What that woman (what a woman) she been doin' to me
    Can't you see (lord I can't stand) oh can't you see
    What that woman, oh she been doin' to me
    Can't you see (I'm gonna take a freight train) can't you see
    (I'm down at the station lord) what that woman (ain't never gonna go back) been doin' to me
    Can't you see oh can't you see (gonna ride me the southbound)
    (All the way to Georgia) what that woman (till the train run out of track) been doin' to me
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    I'm gonna take a freight train, down at the station
    I don't care where it goes
    Gonna climb me a mountain, the highest mountain
    ...
    a MTB classic.
    You just can't beat the person who never gives up. - B.Ruth

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    Quote Originally Posted by slapheadmofo View Post
    Elvis was a hero to most
    But he never meant shit to me you see
    Straight up racist he was
    Simple and plain
    Mother**** him and John Wayne.
    Cuz I'm black and I'm proud
    I'm ready and hyped plus I'm amped
    Most of my heroes don't appear on no stamps
    Love me some PE....Chuck D and that voice.
    The only important thing these days, is rhythm and melody. Rhythm...and melody.

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    This happened to me before without the gun of course. Some women set guys up for failure.
    __________________________________________________ _

    I was cutting the rug
    Down at place called The Jug
    With a girl named Linda Lou
    When in walked a man
    With a gun in his hand
    And he was looking for you know who
    He said, "Hey there, fellow
    With the hair colored yellow
    Whatcha tryin' to prove?
    'Cause that's my woman there
    And I'm a man who cares
    And this might be all for you
    I said, excuse me
    I was scared and fearing for my life
    I was shaking like a leaf on a tree
    'Cause he was lean, mean
    Big and bad, Lord
    Pointin' that gun on me
    "Oh, wait a minute, mister
    I didn't even kiss her
    Don't want no trouble with you
    And I know you don't owe me
    But I wish you'd let me
    Ask one favor from you"
    "Oh, won't you
    Gimme three steps, gimme three steps, mister
    Gimme three steps toward the door?
    Gimme three steps, gimme three steps, mister
    And you'll never see me no more"
    For, sure
    Well the crowd cleared away
    And I began to pray
    And the water fell on the floor
    And I'm telling you, son
    Well, it ain't no fun
    Staring straight down a forty-four
    Well, he turned and screamed at Linda Lou
    And that's the break I was looking for
    Well, you could hear me screaming a mile away
    I was headed out toward the door
    "Oh, won't you
    Gimme three steps, gimme three steps, mister
    Gimme three steps toward the door?
    Gimme three steps, gimme three steps, mister
    And you'll never see me no more"
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    Quote Originally Posted by CUP-TON View Post
    The Boogeymen are coming
    The boogeymen are coming
    Keep your head down, go to sleep
    To the rhythm of the war drums
    Word....one of my faves; inspirational on hard rides.
    The only important thing these days, is rhythm and melody. Rhythm...and melody.

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    "Now we all belong
    In the Saturdays of our youth
    "

    So simple, yet meaningful...at least to me.
    The only important thing these days, is rhythm and melody. Rhythm...and melody.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crankout View Post
    Chuck D and that voice.
    Seriously. So much authority.
    One of my favorite bands of all time.
    Sinister Bikes
    Wraith Bicycles
    Sunday River Mtn Bike Park
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    We will never know world peace until three people can simultaneously look each other straight in the eye

    Should the oceans rise
    Should the sky come falling down
    Should the island tremble beneath us
    See our better nature blossom

    Should the sun rain fire
    Should hell on earth freeze over
    And our enemies wait hungry
    See our better nature feed them
    Should the sun rain fire
    Should hell on Earth freeze over
    And our enemies wait hungry
    See our better nature feed and calm them

    Find a way Through, Around or Over
    Sweet Jesus don't let the judge release me, what if she's a Zombie or a Dracula and tries to f&*king eat me.

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    Look at your young men fighting
    Look at your women crying
    Look at your young men dying
    The way they've always done before
    Look at the hate we're breeding
    Look at the fear we're feeding
    Look at the lives we're leading
    The way we've always done before
    My hands are tied
    The billions shift from side to side
    And the wars go on with brainwashed pride
    For the love of God and our human rights
    And all these things are swept aside
    By bloody hands time can't deny
    And are washed away by your genocide
    And history hides the lies of our civil wars
    D'you wear a black armband
    When they shot the man
    Who said "peace could last forever"
    And in my first memories
    They shot Kennedy
    I went numb when I learned to see
    So I never fell for Vietnam
    We got the wall of D.C. to remind us all
    That you can't trust freedom
    When it's not in your hands
    When everybody's fightin'
    For their promised land
    And
    I don't need your civil war
    It feeds the rich while it buries the poor
    Your power hungry sellin' soldiers
    In a human grocery store
    Ain't that fresh
    I don't need your civil war
    Ow, oh no, no, no, no, no
    Look at the shoes you're filling
    Look at the blood we're spilling
    Look at the world we're killing
    The way we've always done before
    Look in the doubt we've wallowed
    Look at the leaders we've followed
    Look at the lies we've swallowed
    And I don't want to hear no more
    My hands are tied
    For all I've seen has changed my mind
    But still the wars go on as the years go by
    With no love of God or human rights
    'Cause all these dreams are swept aside
    By bloody hands of the hypnotized
    Who carry the cross of homicide
    And history bears the scars of our civil wars
    I don't need your civil war
    It feeds the rich while it buries the poor
    Your power hungry sellin' soldiers
    In a human grocery store
    Ain't that fresh
    I don't need your civil war
    No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
    I don't need your civil war
    I don't need your civil war
    Your power hungry sellin' soldiers
    In a human grocery store
    Ain't that fresh
    I don't need your civil war
    No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no uh-oh-uh, no uh-oh, uh no
    I don't need one more war
    I don't need one more war
    No, no, no, no uh-oh-uh, no uh-oh, uh no
    Whaz so civil 'bout war anyway?
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    Well they divided up all the land
    And we've got states and cities
    Cities have their neighborhoods
    And more subdivisions

    There's countries divided by walls
    Oceans and latitudes
    And longitude, longing to find out
    Just what they're missing, whoa

    They're lots of area codes
    And nine digit zip codes
    Secret decoder ring codes
    Arteries, shopping nodes

    We'll invent some new computers
    Link up the global village
    And get AP, UPI, and Reuters
    To tell everybody, loose news

    We'll be one happy neighborhood
    Spread out across the world
    Who's going to stop that burglar
    From breaking in my house
    If he lives that far away, wha

    We'll be just like old friends
    No means to your ends
    The police state is too busy
    The neighborhood's getting out of hand

    Big Brother on every wall
    Muzak plays in all the halls
    Empires see the rise and fall
    They divide, conquer

    It's not about my politics
    Something happened way too quick
    A bunch of men who played it sick
    They divide, conquer

    It's all here before your eyes
    Safety is a big disguise
    That hides among the other lies
    They divide, conquer, what oh oh, oh oh

    Well I expect I won't be heard
    'Cause my silence is assured
    Never a discouraging word
    They divide and conquer

    They divide and conquer
    Divide and conquer
    They divide and conquer
    Divide and conquer, listen

    Na na na na na na na
    Na na na na na na na
    Na na na na, whoa

    Divide and conquer
    Divide and conquer
    And conquer
    Divide and conquer
    And conquer
    Divide and conquer
    And conquer, listen

    La la la la la la la
    La la la la la la la
    La la la, whoa, yeh

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    sorry guys, i have to combine the song lyrics with how they were used in this scene from "the sopranos":



    "And the lips that you kiss will say Christmas.
    And the miles that you traveled the distance
    So believe no lies, dry your eyes and realize
    That surprise
    La, la, la, la la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
    And the businessmen will shake hands and talk in numbers
    And the princess will wake up from her slumber
    Then all the knights will step forth with their arm bands
    And ev'ry stranger you meet in the street will make demands
    So believe no lies, then dry your eyes and realize
    That surprise
    La, la, la, la la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
    And we'll send you glad tidings from New York
    Open up your eyes so you may see
    Ask you not to read between the lines
    Hope that you will come in right on time
    And they'll talk to you while you're in trances
    And you'll visualize not taking any chances
    But meet them halfway with love, peace and persuasion
    And expect them to rise for the occasion
    Don't it gratify when you see it materialize
    Right in front of your eyes
    That surprise
    La, la, la, la la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
    And we'll send you glad tidings from New York
    Open up your eyes so you may see
    Ask you not to read between the lines
    Hope that you will come in right on time"

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    Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
    I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
    I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
    I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more (Kio, Kio)
    I got the horses in the back
    Horse tack is attached
    Hat is matte black
    Got the boots that's black to match
    Ridin' on a horse, ha
    You can whip your Porsche
    I been in the valley
    You ain't been up off that porch, now
    Can't nobody tell me nothin'
    You can't tell me nothin'
    Can't nobody tell me nothin'
    You can't tell me nothin'
    You just can't beat the person who never gives up. - B.Ruth

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    Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
    Stop telephoning me
    Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh,Ö

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    ain't seen nuthin' til you're down on a muffin and you're sure to be changin' your ways.
    You just can't beat the person who never gives up. - B.Ruth

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    I'll move myself and my family aside
    If we happen to be left half alive
    I'll get all my papers and smile at the sky
    Oh I know that the hypnotized never lie
    You just can't beat the person who never gives up. - B.Ruth

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    I woke up in a Soho doorway
    A policeman knew my name
    He said you can go sleep at home tonight
    If you can get up and walk away
    I staggered back to the underground
    And the breeze blew back my hair
    I remember throwin' punches around
    And preachin' from my chair
    You just can't beat the person who never gives up. - B.Ruth

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    If the sun refused to shine
    I don't mind, I don't mind
    If the mountains fell in the sea
    Let it be, it ain't me
    Alright, I got my own world to look through
    And I ain't gonna copy you

    Now if a 6 turned out to be 9
    I don't mind, I don't mind
    If all the hippies cut off all their hair
    I don't care, I don't care
    Dig, cause I got my own world to live through
    And I ain't going to copy you

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    Take me back to a south Tallahassee
    Down cross the bridge to my sweet sassafrassy
    Can't stand up on my feet in the city
    Got to get back to the real nitty-gritty
    Yes sir, no sir
    Don't come close to my
    Home sweet home
    Can't catch no dose
    Of my hot tail poon-tang sweatheart
    Sweathog ready to make a silk purse
    From a J Paul Getty and his ear
    With a face in a beer
    Home sweet home
    Get out in the field,
    Put the mule in the stable
    Ma, she's a cookin'
    Put the eats on the table
    Hate's in the city and my love's in the meadow
    Hand's on the plow and my feet's in the ghetto
    Stand up, sit down
    Don't do nothin'
    Ain't no good when bossman's stuffin' it
    Down their throats with paper notes
    And their babies cry while Cindys lie at my feet
    When you're rockin' the street
    Home sweet home
    Mamma take me home sweet home
    I was the last child, just a punk in the street
    I was the last child, just a punk in the street
    I was the last child, just a punk in the street
    I was the last child, just a punk in the street
    I was the last child, just a punk in the street
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    I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more
    No, I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more
    Well, I wake up in the morning
    Fold my hands and pray for rain
    I got a head full of ideas
    That are drivin' me insane
    It's a shame
    The way she makes me
    Scrub the floor
    I ain't gonna work on, nah
    I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more
    I ain't gonna work for Maggie's brother no more
    Nah, I ain't gonna work for Maggie's brother no more
    Well, he hands you a nickel
    And he hands you a dime
    And he asks you with a grin
    If you're havin' a good time
    Then he fines you every time you slam the door
    I ain't gonna work for, nah
    I ain't gonna work for Maggie's brother no more
    I ain't gonna work for Maggie's pa no more
    No, I ain't gonna work for Maggie's pa no more
    Well, he puts his cigar
    Out in your face just for kicks
    His bedroom window
    It is made out of bricks
    The National Guard stands around his door
    I ain't gonna work, nah
    I ain't gonna work for Maggie's pa no more
    I ain't gonna work for Maggie's ma no more
    No, I ain't gonna work for Maggie's ma no more
    Well, she talks to all the servants
    About man and God and law
    And everybody says
    She's the brains behind pa
    She's sixty-eight, but she says she's twenty-four
    I ain't gonna work for, nah
    I ain't gonna work for Maggie's ma no more
    I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more
    No, I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more
    Well I try my best
    To be just like I am
    But everybody wants you
    To be just like them
    They sing while they slave and just get bored
    I ain't gonna work on, nah
    I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more

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    Thereís some stupidly pointless and annoying monotonous repetitive piece of sh°t song that plays on the music system at work (which goes from 7:00AM until 7:00PM, I found out by having been there before/after regular working hours) that has this repeating verse which seems so goddamn stupid that there should be universal laws banning pointless piece of sh°t ďmusicĒ from existing. The instrumental backup music is horribly uninspiring, and I think itís maybe got three chords maximum in it. Whomever the artist is should be forced into gulag in Siberia, and daily be raped by rabid donkeys.

    Here is the repeating verse (in fact, itís the only verse in the entire ďsongĒ):

    Iím just hanginí around
    Iím just hanginí around
    Iím just hanginí around
    Iím just hanginí around
    Iím just hanginí around
    Iím just hanginí around
    Iím just hanginí around
    Iím just hanginí around
    Iím just hanginí around
    Iím just hanginí around
    Iím just hanginí around
    Iím just hanginí around
    Iím just hanginí around
    Iím just hanginí around
    Donít frail and blow if youíre going to Braille and Flow.

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    "Drah Di net um, oh oh oh
    Schau, schau, der Kommissar geht um! oh oh oh
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    Don't turn around, oh oh oh
    (Ja, ja) Der Kommissar's in town, whoa oh oh
    You at a Roller Rink?

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    You at a Roller Rink?

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    I don't want to be hostile
    I don't want to be dismal
    But I don't want to rot in apathetic existence
    See I want to believe you
    And I wanted to trust you
    And I want to have faith to
    Put away the dagger
    But you lie, cheat and steal
    You lie, cheat and steal
    You lie , cheat and steal
    Yet I tolerate you
    Sweet Jesus don't let the judge release me, what if she's a Zombie or a Dracula and tries to f&*king eat me.

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    Sundown in the Paris of the prairies
    Wheat kings have all treasures buried
    And all you hear are the rusty breezes
    Pushing around the weathervane Jesus
    His Zippo lighter he sees the killer's face
    Maybe it's someone standing in a killer's place
    Twenty years for nothing, well, that's nothing new
    Besides, no one's interested in something you didn't do
    Wheat kings and pretty things
    Let's just see what the morning brings
    There's a dream he dreams where the high school's dead and stark
    It's a museum and we're all locked up in it after dark
    The walls are lined all yellow, grey and sinister
    Hung with pictures of our parents' prime ministers
    Wheat kings and pretty things
    Wait and see what tomorrow brings
    Late breaking story on the CBC
    A nation whispers, "we always knew that he'd go free"
    They add, "you can't be fond of living in the past
    'Cause if you are, then there's no way that you're going to last"
    Wheat kings and pretty things
    Let's just see what tomorrow brings
    Wheat kings and pretty things
    Oh, that's what tomorrow brings

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    lookout lousiana

    lookout fresno

    ainít got no money. ainít got no horses.
    ainít got a dustbowl. havenít got a highway.
    ainít got a cotton bowl
    yeah but i got texas
    i said texas

    ainít got redline
    ainít got a soupline
    havenít got a health club. ainít got a hot tub.
    havenít got a tractor
    but i got texas.

    i said texas

    ooooo how bout them dallas cowboys

    (unintelligible)

    i said texas

    havenít got a TV. havenít got a negro. had to jack off the dog just to feed the goddamn cat.
    havenít got a country
    yeah, but i got texas.

    texas

    texas texas texas texas

    texas

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    Want to tell you about the girl I love
    My she looks so fine
    She's the only one that I been dreamin' of
    Maybe someday she will be all mine
    I want to tell her that I love her so
    I thrill with her every touch
    I need to tell her she's the only one I really love
    I got a woman, want to ball all day
    I got a woman, she won't be true, no
    I got a woman, stay drunk all the time
    I said I got a little woman and she won't be true
    Sunday morning when we go down to church
    See the menfolk standin' in line
    I said they come to pray to the Lord
    With my little girl, looks so fine
    In the evening when the sun is sinkin' low
    Everybody's with the one they love
    I walk the town, keep a-searchin' all around
    Lookin' for my street corner girl
    I got a woman, want to ball all day
    I got a woman, she won't be true, no no
    I got a woman, stay drunk all the time
    I said I got a little woman and she won't be true
    In the bars, with the men who play guitars
    Singin', drinkin' and rememberin' the times
    My little lover does a midnight shift
    She followed around all the time
    I guess there's just one thing a-left for me to do
    Gonna pack my bags and move on my way
    'Cause I got a worried mind sharin' what I thought was mine
    Gonna leave her where the guitars play
    I got a woman, she won't be true, no no
    I got a woman, want to ball all day, yeah, yeah
    I got a woman, stay drunk all the time
    I got a little woman and she won't be true
    I said she won't be true
    No, yeah, no, yeah, no, yeah, no, yeah (hey, hey, what can I say?)
    Ah (hey hey, what can I do) keep on, keep on
    (No, no, what can I say?) she won't
    Keep on, keep on (hey, hey, what can I do?)
    (No, no, what can I say?)
    (Hey, hey, what can I do?)
    (No, no, what can I say?) hey, hey what can I do, I got a women she won't be true
    (Hey, hey, what can I do?) oh oh hear what I said I got a woman wanna bawl all day
    (No, no, what can I say?) keep on keep on
    (Hey, hey, what can I do?)
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    Your ballroom days are over, baby
    Night is drawing near
    Shadows of the evening
    Crawl across the years

    You walk across the floor with a flower in your hand
    Trying to tell me no one understands
    Trade in your hours for a handful of dimes
    Gonna' make it, baby, in our prime
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    someone's knockin' at the do-ooh
    somebody ringin' a bell
    someone's knockin' at the do-ooh
    somebody ringin' a bell
    do me a favor. open the door. let 'em in.
    You just can't beat the person who never gives up. - B.Ruth

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    Words stick together like birds in a flock
    Yes, itís rimes all the time like the hands on a clock
    Get out of the gutter and onto the mountain top.

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    Pick it up
    Your voice gets louder every week every week (what?)
    Your voice gets louder every week (what, what?)
    Your voice gets louder every week every week (what?)
    Your voice gets louder every week (what, what?)
    Your voice gets louder every week every week (what?)
    Your voice gets louder every week (what, what?)
    Your voice gets louder every week every week (what?)
    Your voice gets louder every week

    Why don't you shut your face and give it a rest (f*ck you)
    Why don't you shut your face and give it a rest (you suck)
    Why don't you shut your face and give it a rest (piss off)
    Why don't you shut your face and blow it out your ass
    Get out of the gutter and onto the mountain top.

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    i did it all for the nookie
    so you can take that cookie and stick it up your yea
    You just can't beat the person who never gives up. - B.Ruth

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    I'm partial to David Berman (RIP) of Silver Jews:

    I had this friends his name was Marc with a "C"
    His sister was like the heat coming off the back of an old TV
    Their folks were slain in their Red Boiling Springs home
    It was the worst of the lord, some of the worst of the lord.
    dang

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    I always liked this one for mountain biking.

    "Ain't got time to be pretty
    I'm much too nitty-gritty
    To be cool calm and collected
    I live my life my way
    Feel good most every day
    but I'm not too well respected

    "Come on, why don't you come on
    To the joy that's in the air?
    It's strong, so strong
    You feel it everywhere.

    "Up there, there's a place I know
    It's just a good place to go
    and if you're going to go there, let me know and I'll go."

    "Everywhere," by Bill Champlin from 1969 album "Loosen Up Naturally."

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    i cannot find the printed lyrics to this. you'll just have to listen/watch.


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    Sunday morning, nine A.M.
    I saw fire in the sky
    I felt my heart pound in my chest
    I heard an eagle cry
    Hey!
    I'm alive when I breathe the air
    I feel the wind smell the earth in the air
    I watch an eagle rise above the trees
    Project myself into what he sees
    So take me away
    Come on fly me away
    Lift me up so high
    Where eagles fly
    I often dreamed that I could sail through the sky
    I've always wished I could fly
    The simple life of a bird on the wing
    Oh, Lord, I could sing
    Take me away
    Come on, fly me away
    Lift me up so high
    Where eagles fly
    Now I'm alive and I breathe the air
    They wash the earth from my face
    I catch a glimpse of another dream
    I turned, I looked, I turned and looked again, 'cause I see no trace
    Take me away
    Come on, fly me away
    I want to fly away, yeah
    Pick me up so high
    Where eagles fly
    Yeah
    Oh, yeah!
    C'mon baby!
    Where eagles fly
    Come on take me away
    I want to fly away
    Where eagles fly
    You can run me away
    Chase me away
    Sail me away
    Fly me away
    Run away with me, baby
    Where eagles fly
    Oh, yeah...
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    One good thing about music
    when it hits you feel no pain

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    do ya, do ya, uh huh
    gonna do ya - right now
    You just can't beat the person who never gives up. - B.Ruth

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    In the year of 65 when I was very young
    We saw the dust clouds to to South
    We knew that you had come
    We watched you build your chain of forts
    Along the Bozeman Road
    But Red Cloud had his allies a-counted
    Long before it snowed
    And someday Great White Father
    You will know my name

    In December of 66' you met me face to face
    I decoyed your Captain Fetterman
    And we never left a trace
    Into our sacred homelands
    Your Blue Coat soldiers came
    But we just taught you a heap big lesson
    In the Battle of a hundred Slain
    And someday Great White father
    You will know my name
    Sweet Jesus don't let the judge release me, what if she's a Zombie or a Dracula and tries to f&*king eat me.

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    Talent takes a backseat
    Who needs talent?
    I've got marketability!

    Financially backed and secure
    Rock solid, market wise

    Gimme, gimme a gimmick
    So I can go lipsynch myself a lifestyle.
    Sinister Bikes
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    Sunday River Mtn Bike Park
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    try a concentration
    try to concentrate
    buy a concentration
    sevens all around
    You just can't beat the person who never gives up. - B.Ruth

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    All I want to do is to thank you
    even though I don't know who you are
    You let me change lanes
    while I was driving in my car
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    'lucidate
    dont back down
    gotta leave this no-crack town
    crackalack, crackalack
    You just can't beat the person who never gives up. - B.Ruth

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    Running is useless and fighting is foolish
    You're not gonna win but still you're the luckiest man you're up against
    too many horses and mysterious forces
    What you don't know is you are the luckiest man
    You just can't beat the person who never gives up. - B.Ruth

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    They say that patriotism is the last refuge
    To which a scoundrel clings
    Steal a little and they throw you in jail
    Steal a lot and then they make you king.Ē
    ó Bob Dylan
    Go Fact Yourself.

    Real eyes realize real lies.

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    Not sure how this has not been posted yet, but...

    Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
    I want to ride my bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
    I want to ride my bicycle
    I want to ride my bike
    I want to ride my bicycle
    I want to ride my bicycle, races are coming your way

    So forget all your duties, oh yeah
    Fat bottomed girls, they'll be riding today
    So look out for those beauties, oh yeah
    On your marks, get set, go

    Bicycle race, bicycle race, bicycle race
    Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
    I want to ride my bicycle, bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
    (I want a) bicycle race
    Get out of the gutter and onto the mountain top.

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    Quote Originally Posted by the one ring View Post
    ó Bob Dylan
    Everybody must get stoned
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    I think god smokes weed

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    Pretty much anything from Motorhead for me.

    I am the one, Orgasmatron
    The outstretched grasping hand
    My image is of agony
    My servants rape the land
    Obsequious and arrogant
    Clandestine and vain
    Two thousands years of misery
    Of torture in my name
    Hypocrisy made paramount
    Paranoia the law
    My name is called religion
    Sadistic, sacred whore
    I twist the truth, I rule the world
    My crown is called deceit
    I am the emperor of lies
    You grovel at my feet
    I rob you and I slaughter you
    Your downfall is my gain
    And still you play the sycophant
    And revel in your pain
    And all my promises are lies
    All my love is hate
    I am the politician
    And I decide your fate
    I march before a martyred world
    An army for the fight
    I speak of great heroic days
    Of victory and might
    I hold a banner drenched in blood
    I urge you to be brave
    I lead you to your destiny
    I lead you to your grave
    Your bones will build my palaces
    Your eyes will stud my crown
    For I am Mars, the God of War
    And I will cut you down

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    You went away and left me long time ago
    Now you're knocking on my door
    I hear you knocking, but you can't come in
    I hear you knocking, go back where you been

    I begged you not to go but you said goodbye
    And now you're telling me all your lies
    I hear you knocking, but you can't come in
    I hear you knocking, go back where you been, oh yeah

    You better get back to your used-to-be
    'Cause you're kinda love ain't good for me
    I hear you knocking, but you can't come in
    I hear you knocking, go back where you been

    I told you way back in Fifty-two
    That I would never go with you
    I hear you knocking but you can't come in
    I hear you knocking, go back where you been
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    Okay, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker going here
    Two down, nobody on, no score, bottom of the ninth
    There's the windup, and there it is
    A line shot up the middle, look at him go
    This boy can really fly
    He's rounding first and really turning it on now
    He's not letting up at all
    He's gonna try for second, the ball is bobbled out in center
    And here comes the throw, and what a throw
    He's gonna slide in head first
    Here he comes, he's out
    No, wait, safe-safe at second base
    This kid really makes things happen out there
    Batter steps up to the plate, here's the pitch-he's going
    And what a jump he's got, he's trying for third
    Here's the throw, it's in the dirt-safe at third
    Holy cow, stolen base, he's taking a pretty big lead out there
    Almost daring him to try and pick him off
    The pitcher glances over, winds up, and it's bunted
    Bunted down the third base line, the suicide squeeze is on
    Here he comes, squeeze play, it's gonna be close, here's the throw, here's the play at the
    Holy cow, I think he's gonna make it
    Go Fact Yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Train Wreck View Post
    I think god smokes weed
    God made weed.

    Back on topic:

    My mamma talk'in to me, try'in to tell me how to live
    But I don't listen to her cause my head is like a sieve

    My daddy, he disowned me cause I wear my sister's clothes
    He caught me in the bathroom in a pair of pantyhose

    My basketball coach, he done kicked me off the team
    For wearing high heeled sneakers and acting like a queen

    Gonna tie my pecker to a tree, to a tree!
    Gonna tie my pecker to a tree (Gonna tie his pecker to a tree)

    The world's comin to an end, I don't even care!
    As long as I can have a limo and my orange hair

    And it don't bother me if people think I'm funny
    Cause I'm a big rock star and I'm making lots of money
    Money, Money Money, Money! MONEY!! MONEY!!! AHHHhhhhhh-
    Hahahaha........

    I'm so bloody rich! Haha Haha ha ha........
    I own apartment buildings and shopping centers! Ahh Haha ha.....
    I only know three chords, Hahaha ha ha.......
    Watch me burn.....You fools!!!! Hahahahaha!!!!! ! ! !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    God made weed.

    Back on topic:

    My mamma talk'in to me, try'in to tell me how to live
    But I don't listen to her cause my head is like a sieve

    My daddy, he disowned me cause I wear my sister's clothes
    He caught me in the bathroom in a pair of pantyhose

    My basketball coach, he done kicked me off the team
    For wearing high heeled sneakers and acting like a queen

    Gonna tie my pecker to a tree, to a tree!
    Gonna tie my pecker to a tree (Gonna tie his pecker to a tree)

    The world's comin to an end, I don't even care!
    As long as I can have a limo and my orange hair

    And it don't bother me if people think I'm funny
    Cause I'm a big rock star and I'm making lots of money
    Money, Money Money, Money! MONEY!! MONEY!!! AHHHhhhhhh-
    Hahahaha........

    I'm so bloody rich! Haha Haha ha ha........
    I own apartment buildings and shopping centers! Ahh Haha ha.....
    I only know three chords, Hahaha ha ha.......
    Watch me burn.....You fools!!!! Hahahahaha!!!!! ! ! !
    Did you just quote a Cheech and Chong lyric? LOL

    Is that even legal here?

    Funny as ever, but a legit band song, I digress.

    Keep them coming just for grins.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Did you just quote a Cheech and Chong lyric? LOL

    Is that even legal here?

    Funny as ever, but a legit band song, I digress.

    Keep them coming just for grins.
    What, it was on their Wedding Album: Earache My Eye (feat. Alice Bowie)

    And if you really want to get technical, this is a thread about a favorite lyric, not an entire song's lyrics.
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    The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
    That's what I said
    The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
    Or, so I've read.
    My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
    I love to sink her with my pink torpedo.

    Big bottom
    Big bottom
    Talk about bum cakes
    My gal's got 'em.
    Big bottom
    Drive me out of my mind.
    How can I leave this behind?

    I saw her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
    You know what I mean.
    I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
    You know what I mean.
    My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
    Big game's waiting there inside her tights.

    Big bottom
    Big bottom
    Talk about mud flaps
    My gal's got 'em.
    Big bottom
    Drive me out of my mind.
    How can I leave this behind?
    This post is a natural product. Variances in spelling & grammar should be appreciated as part of its character & beauty.

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    spinal tap classic^^^^^

    i would include "lick my love pump" but there aren't any words to that one...
    You just can't beat the person who never gives up. - B.Ruth

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    I like this...

    In the right light, study becomes insight
    But the system that dissed us
    Teaches us to read and write

    And this one...

    I had opinions that didn't matter
    I had a brain that felt like pancake batter
    I got a backyard with nothing in it
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    When routine bites hard
    And ambitions are low
    And resentment rides high
    But emotions won't grow
    And we're changing our ways
    Taking different roads

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    Over, it's over at last
    There's a message inside as we build a new life from the past..

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    Daylight dims leaving cold fluorescence.
    Difficult to see you in this light.
    Please forgive this bold suggestion.
    Should you see your maker's face tonight,
    Look him in the eye.
    Look him in the eye and tell him,
    "I never lived a lie, never took a life,
    But surely saved one.

    Hallelujah
    It's time for you to bring me home."

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    Quote Originally Posted by chuckha62 View Post
    Since I'm a Kinks fan...

    East is West, left is right, up is down and black is white.
    Inside out, wrong is right, it's back to front and we're all uptight.
    ...alright alright alright!

    Give the, people, what they want!

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    I walked green miles of jungle
    I walked through yellow miles of pain
    I crossed starvation's desert
    Watched dead river swell with rain

    The song of insects fill the air
    Nights in cities of despair
    Where killer's sons said , son beware
    And all the roads from here to there

    I sailed the sea of desolation
    Dropped my anchor there
    Plumbed the depths of isolation
    Walked its length and was not scared

    Illumination / Rollins

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    If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
    When you get knocked down, you gotta get back up
    I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer
    But I know enough to know
    If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough

    I lit my brain with rotgut whisky
    Till my pain was chicken fried
    I've had dudes with badges frisk me
    Teach me how to swallow pride

    I took advice no fool would take
    I got some habits I can't shake
    I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer
    But I know enough to know
    If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough

    If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough!
    When you get knocked down, you gotta get back up
    That's the way it is in life and love
    If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
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    everybody wang chung tonight
    You just can't beat the person who never gives up. - B.Ruth

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    one pill makes you larger and one pill makes you small.
    and the ones that mother gives you dont do anything at all.
    You just can't beat the person who never gives up. - B.Ruth

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    elenor gee i think youre swell
    and you really know me well
    youre my pride and joy etcet'ra
    You just can't beat the person who never gives up. - B.Ruth

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    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post
    When routine bites hard
    And ambitions are low
    And resentment rides high
    But emotions won't grow
    And we're changing our ways
    Taking different roads
    Love Will Tear Us Apart?

    Nope.

    When routine bites hard and ambitions are low
    And resentment rides high but emotions won't grow
    And we're changing our ways, taking different roads
    Love, love will tear us apart again
    Love, love will tear us apart again
    Why is the bedroom so cold turned away on your side?
    Is my timing that flawed, our respect run so dry?
    Yet there's still this appeal that we've kept through our lives
    Love, love will tear us apart again
    Love, love will tear us apart again
    _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

    "If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention."

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    I've heard it called by different names
    All over the world but it's all the same
    There are so many ways to make love
    A million ways I've been thinking of, oh yeah
    But there's only one way
    There's only one way to rock
    So many things can get you high
    I'm gonna try 'em all just once before I die
    And you can analyze this situation
    To me it's all just mental masturbation
    But there's only one way
    There's only one way to rock
    There's only one way
    There's only one way to rock, yeah
    Check the hands on the clock it's 8:05, it's time to rock, F O
    And this world can disagree
    They don't understand how it can be
    And it's not my point of view, it's a fact
    We all know that it's true, oh yeah
    There's only one way
    There's only one way to rock
    There's only one way
    There's only one way to rock
    Crank up the drums, and the bass
    Crank up my Les Paul in your face
    F O
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    I had too much to dream last night
    Too much to dream
    I'm not ready to face the light
    I had too much to dream
    Last night
    You just can't beat the person who never gives up. - B.Ruth

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    You poisoned my sweet water.
    You cut down my green trees.


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    Muskrat, Muskrat, candle light
    Doing the town and doing it right in the evening
    It's pretty pleasing
    Muskrat Suzie, Muskrat Sam
    Do the dirty deed out in Muskrat Land

    And they shimmy... Sam is so skinny
    And they whirl and they twirl and they tango
    Wang dang, sweet poontango
    Floating like the heavens above
    Sweet, sweet, Muskrat Love

    Nibbling on "bacon", my how you tease
    Sam says to Suzie, Honey, let me please
    Suzie says yes with her kisses
    Now he's licking her fancy, rubbing his nose,
    Muzzle to honeybun, anything goes as they wriggle,
    Sue starts to giggle
    This post is a natural product. Variances in spelling & grammar should be appreciated as part of its character & beauty.

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    Happy Valentine's Day?

    I've been alone with you inside my mind
    And in my dreams I've kissed your lips a thousand times
    I sometimes see you pass outside my door
    Hello, is it me you're looking for?

    I can see it in your eyes, I can see it in your smile
    You're all I've ever wanted and my arms are open wide
    'Cause you know just what to say, and you know just what to do
    And I want to tell you so much, I love you

    I long to see the sunlight in your hair
    And tell you time and time again how much I care
    Sometimes I feel my heart will overflow
    Hello, I've just got to let you know

    'Cause I wonder where you are and I wonder what you do
    Are you somewhere feeling lonely or is someone loving you?
    Tell me how to win your heart, for I haven't got a clue
    But let me start by saying, I love youÖ


    It's funny how creepy some of these classics are.

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    Vulcanize the whoopee stick
    In the ham wallet
    Cattle prod the oyster ditch
    With the lap rocket
    Batter-dip the cranny axe
    In the gut locker
    Retro-fit the pudding hatch, ooh la la
    With the boink swatter
    If I get you in the loop
    When I make a point to be straight with you then
    In lieu of the innuendo, in the end, know my intent though
    I Brazilian wax poetic, so pathetically
    I don't wanna beat around the bush
    Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo
    Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo
    Marinate the nether rod
    In the squish mitten
    Power drill the yippee bog
    With the dude piston
    Pressure wash the quiver bone
    In the bitch wrinkle
    Cannonball the fiddle cove, ooh la la
    With the pork steeple,
    If I get you in the loop
    When I make a point to be straight with you then
    In lieu of the innuendo, in the end, know my intent though
    I Brazilian wax poetic, so pathetically
    I don't wanna beat around the bush
    Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo
    Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo
    Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where
    Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where
    Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where
    Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where pronto
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    Lol, and they say romance is dead. Well done.

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