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    Famous Movie Quotes

    Please add movie titles also.


    I can do anything, I'm the chief of police.
    Chief Martin Brody


    Original Jaws movie.
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    That's what I like about high school girls, I get older, they stay the same age.

    Dazed and Confused

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    "I'll have what she's having."

    When Harry Met Sally
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    "well, what Jefferson was saying, 'was hay ya know, we left this England place because it was bogus, so if we don't get some cool rules ourselves...pronto, we'll just be bogus to, aye!''

    Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Spicoli to Mr. Hand

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    "it's the attitude Rat. The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays or prays as long as your toes are tapping in the end."

    Another Fast Times, Damone to Ratner

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    "leave the gun, take the cannoli"

    Godfather, Clemenza talking about the hit on Rizzo

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    Quote Originally Posted by HitmenOnlyInc View Post
    "leave the gun, take the cannoli"
    Hey movie titles please..
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Hey movie titles please..
    Fixed it

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    Quote Originally Posted by HitmenOnlyInc View Post
    Fixed it
    Thank you Sir!

    Gomer Pyle the movie
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    Ty Webb: What brings you to this nape of the woods, neck of the wape; How come you're here?

    Fifty Shades Of Grey.
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    "If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention."

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    "My blood is too thick for Nevada, I've never been able to properly explain myself in this climate"

    Hunter S. Thompson - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
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    Quote Originally Posted by runswithscissors View Post
    Incorrect. The hit was on Pauly Gatto. The Don's driver who called out sick for his botched assassination attempt.
    Indeed.

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    "I killed a girl, it was no accident. Put a gun to the back of her head and blew her brains right out the front. I was in love."
    "I strangled mine."
    "Did you love her?"
    "She was okay."

    River's Edge

    My favorite movie.
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    More Fast times, I could probably post like 40 - 50 of the top of my head.

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    "If I am here and you're here, doesn't that make it OUR time? Surely there's nothing wrong with a little feast on OUR time."

    Jeff Spicoli-Fast Times

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    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Good night, Frau Blücher. [horses whinny]

    Young Frankenstein
    F*ck Cancer

    Eat your veggies

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    Mr. Hand - Fast Times
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    This thing is warped! Why do I always get a warped one!
    -Blazing Saddles
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    "We're going to need a bigger boat" - Chief Brody (Jaws)

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    "What in the wide wide world of sports is going on here"

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    "What in the wide wide world of sports is going on here"

    Blazing Saddles
    "More Beans Mr. Taggart?.......Oh, I think you boys have had enough."
    Bicycles don’t have motors or batteries.:nono:

    Ebikes are not bicycles :nono:

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUZxSf_P2r0#t=115


    "I was inverted"

    Maverick-Top Gun
    Way too many good lines not to watch the whole scene.

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    "If I say this beach is safe to surf, it's safe to surf. Now you either fight or surf son."
    Apocalypse Now

    "And Leon's getting lllaaaarrrgggeeerrr!"
    "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
    "Do you like gladiator movies?"
    "Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffin' glue!"
    "We have clearence, Clarence. Roger, Roger. what's our vector, Victor?"
    "1) Can you fly this plane? 2) Surely you can't be serious? 3) I am serious, and don't call me Shirley!"
    Airplane

    "You're not the same man I knew ten years ago......It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage."
    "Indiana Jones: There's a big snake in the plane, Jock! Jock: Oh, that's just my pet snake Reggie. Indiana Jones: I hate snakes, Jock! I hate 'em! Jock: C'mon, show a little backbone, will ya?"
    "Dr. Jones. Again we see there is nothing you can possess which I can not take away, and you thought I had given up"
    Raiders of the Lost Ark
    Bicycles don’t have motors or batteries.:nono:

    Ebikes are not bicycles :nono:

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    "Watch what you do."

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    "Youth is the teacher of fools."

    "Rest in peace."

    The exchange between Doc Holiday and Johnny Ringo that occurred in a saloon, and was spoken in Latin, in the movie "Tombstone".

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Please add movie titles also.


    I can do anything, I'm the chief of police.
    Chief Martin Brody


    Original Jaws movie.

    "You go inside the cage...cage goes into the water...you go in the water...sharks in the water...our shark."
    Jaws
    Bicycles don’t have motors or batteries.:nono:

    Ebikes are not bicycles :nono:

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    Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

    Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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    Rockridge,,Rockridge, splendid!


    Help me, hep me...somebody hep me!
    Shut up!
    Oh, baby, you are so talented.
    And they are so dumb!

    -Blazing Saddles

    (Can you imagine how different the movie would've been if they kept Richard Pryor as sheriff of Rockrigde..)
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    Show me the way to go home, I'm tired and I wanna go to bed, I had a little drink about an hour ago and it's gettin right to my head, where ever I may rome by land, by sea, by home you'll never hear me singing this song show me the way to go home.

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    Father Janovich to Walt: Sounds like you know more about death than you do about living.

    Walt: Maybe so....

    Gran Torino

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    I fart in your general direction.

    Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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    MY MOP!

    Stanley Spidowski -UHF
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post

    See my sig, change 'trails' to 'waves' and 'bike' to 'buzz'.
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    Talladegha Nights. (lot's of good ones in this movie)
    F*ck Cancer

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    ...bond. james bond.

    there are some gems from jason lee in chasing amy but probably wouldn't be mod approved

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    Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?
    Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
    Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.


    Airplane / The movie
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    Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?
    Captain Oveur: I can't tell.
    Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor.
    Captain Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure.
    Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?
    Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.
    Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?


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    Exchange between Riddick and Johns, whilst hiding from a monster in "Pitch Black".


    Johns: How's it look?

    Riddick: Looks clear.

    [Johns steps forward, and a creature flies out towards them. They duck and it flies into the night]

    Johns: You said it was clear!

    Riddick: I said it looked clear.

    Johns: Well, how does it look now?

    Riddick: Looks clear.
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    Frank Drebin: Nice Beaver!
    Jane Spencer: Thanks I just had it stuffed


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    My all time favorite movie is, The Right Stuff and there are too many memorable lines, but some funny ones include:



    [Gordo has been ordered to provide a sperm sample]

    Gordon Cooper: Yeah, but uh, nurse, how am I supposed to uh...

    Nurse Murch: The best results seem to be obtained through fantasization, accompanied by masturbation, followed by ejaculation.

    Gordon Cooper: Well, that sounds easy enough.

    Gordo returns after a short time...

    Nurse Murch: My, that was quick.

    Gordon Cooper: Well, there's plenty more where that came from.

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    My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

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    Jeff Spicoli: Well, I'll tell you Stu, I did battle some humongous waves! But you know, just like I told the guy on ABC, "Danger is my business!"
    Stu Nahan: You know, a lot of people expected maybe Mark "Cutback" Davis or Bob "Jungle Death" Gerrard would take the honors this year.
    Jeff Spicoli: [laughs incredulously] Those guys are fags!
    Stu Nahan: [oblivious] That's fantastic! Let me ask you a question. When you get out there, do you ever fear for your life?
    Jeff Spicoli: Well Stu I'll tell you, surfing's not a sport, it's a way of life, it's no hobby. It's a way of looking at that wave and saying, "Hey bud, let's party!"
    [focuses on Stu's sport coat]
    Jeff Spicoli: Where'd you get this jacket?
    Stu Nahan: [evasive] I got this from the network. Let me ask you a question. What's next for Jeff Spicoli?
    Jeff Spicoli: Heading over to the Australian and Hawaiian internationals, and then me and Mick are going to wing on over to London and jam with the Stones!
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    There's too much win in this exchange to leave any of it out.

    Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

    Stu Nahan: [Spicoli is dreaming that he's won a surfing competition] Hello everybody! I'm Stu Nahan, and I'd like you to meet this young man. His name, Jeff Spicoli. And Jeff, congratulations to you. Things looked kind of rough out there today.
    Jeff Spicoli: Well, I'll tell you Stu, I did battle some humongous waves! But you know, just like I told the guy on ABC, "Danger is my business!"
    Stu Nahan: You know, a lot of people expected maybe Mark "Cutback" Davis or Bob "Jungle Death" Gerrard would take the honors this year.
    Jeff Spicoli: [laughs incredulously] Those guys are fags!
    Stu Nahan: [oblivious] That's fantastic! Let me ask you a question. When you get out there, do you ever fear for your life?
    Jeff Spicoli: Well Stu I'll tell you, surfing's not a sport, it's a way of life, it's no hobby. It's a way of looking at that wave and saying, "Hey bud, let's party!"
    [focuses on Stu's sport coat]
    Jeff Spicoli: Where'd you get this jacket?
    Stu Nahan: [evasive] I got this from the network. Let me ask you a question. What's next for Jeff Spicoli?
    Jeff Spicoli: Heading over to the Australian and Hawaiian internationals, and then me and Mick are going to wing on over to London and jam with the Stones!
    [to the two girls next to him]
    Jeff Spicoli: And you guys are invited too!


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    We might as well quote the whole damn movie. It's the quintessential teenage/high school movie. It defined my high school years.

    I had the pleasure to work with Robert Romanus on Fame a few years later. Damone was one of my favorite characters on Fast Times.

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    We might as well quote the whole damn movie. It's the quintessential teenage/high school movie. It defined my high school years.
    I had the pleasure to work with Robert Romanus on Fame a few years later. Damone was one of my favorite characters on Fast Times.
    Cool!
    A great cast with each actor / actress really pulling off the characters to a tee. That movie was also my high school coming of age movie.

    As far as quoting the whole movie that was just Spicolis surfing dream scene. 3 minutes of the movie
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    All those moments will be lost, in time.

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    Time to die.

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    Major A*Shole: I did sir. He’s my cousin.
    Dark Helmet: Who is he?
    Colonel Sandurz: He’s an a*shole sir.
    Dark Helmet: I know that! What’s his name?
    Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. A*shole, Major A*shole!
    Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
    Colonel Sandurz: He’s an a*shole too sir. Gunner’s mate First Class Philip A*shole!
    Dark Helmet: How many a*sholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
    Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
    Dark Helmet: I knew it. I’m surrounded by a*sholes!


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    Col. Sandurz: Prepare ship for light speed!
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    Col. Sandurz: Light speed, too slow?!
    Dark Helmet: Yes, we’re gonna have to go right to…ludicrous speed!
    Col. Sandurz: Ludicrous speed?! Sir, we’ve never gone that fast before. I don’t know if the ship can take it.
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    I watched C-Beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate.

    All those moments will be lost, in time.

    Like tears in rain.

    Time to die.

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    Proctor: Yes he says this restaurant has the best salad bar in town.

    Capt. Thaddeus Harris: Well it damn sure better have!

    [they go inside]

    Capt. Thaddeus Harris: Proctor, I don't see a salad bar.

    Proctor: [sees the name of the restaurant, "The Blue Oyster"] Look sir. Maybe they serve seafood.

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    Miranda : Ummm that was incredible. Was it good for you?

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    Liar Liar
    Love that movie ^^^


    Cop: You know why I pulled you over?
    Fletcher: Depends on how long you were following me!
    Cop: Why don't we just take it from the top?
    Fletcher: Here goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and *speeding*!
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    Fletcher: No... I have unpaid parking tickets.
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    Don't sh*t me I've got a turd in every pocket. Forgot the
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    Ha,ha that movie was on last night and I caught just a scene or two. Saw it many years ago though.
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    I saw parts of that movie last night also DJ.

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    Bicycles don’t have motors or batteries.:nono:

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    Since there are so many quotes from the movie Tombstone, which is one of my favorites..

    "Go ahead, skin it. Skin that smoke wagon and see what happens"

    Tombston - Wyatt Earp (Kurt Russell) to Johnny Tyler (Billy Bob Thornton)

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    General Allenby: That's to be expected.
    T.E. Lawrence: No, something else.
    General Allenby: Well, then let it be a lesson.
    T.E. Lawrence: No... something else.
    General Allenby: What then?
    T.E. Lawrence: I enjoyed it.

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    "What's he that wishes so? My cousin Westmoreland? No, my fair cousin. If we are mark'd to die, we are enough to do our country loss. And if to live, the fewer men the greater share of honour. God's will! I pray thee, wish not one man more. Rather proclaim it, Westmoreland, through my host, that he which hath no stomach to this fight, let him depart. His passport shall be made and crowns for convoy put into his purse. We would not die in that man's company that fears his fellowship to die with us.

    This day is called the feast of Crispian. He that outlives this day and comes safe home will stand a tip-toe when this day is named and rouse him at the name of Crispian. He that shall see this day and live old age will yearly on the vigil, feast his neighbors and say: 'To-morrow is Saint Crispin's'. Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars, and say: 'These wounds I had on Crispin's Day.' Old men forget yet all shall be forgot but he'll remember with advantages what feats he did that day. Then shall our names familiar in their mouths as household words: Harry the king, Bedford and Exeter, Warwick and Talbot, Salisbury and Gloucester, be in their flowing cups freshly remembered. This story shall the good man teach his son. And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by from this day to the ending of the world, but we in it shall be remember'd.

    We few, we happy few, we band of brothers. For he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother, be he ne'er so vile, this day shall gentle his condition. And gentlemen in England now a-bed shall think themselves accursed they were not here, and hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks that fought with us upon St. Crispin's Day."

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    Damn, I fell asleep, just like in high school!

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    That's why I included the audio LOL

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    Major John Reisman (Lee Marvin):
    Which one of you guys wants to be a general?

    Major John Reisman:
    Pinkley?

    Pinkley (Donald Sutherland):
    What kind of general, sir?

    Major John Reisman:
    Just a plain, ordinary, every day, home-lovin' American general.

    Pinkley:
    I'd rather be a civilian, sir.

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    So true!
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    I'm trying to find a Pulp Fiction quote to post, but they are all so filthy, I'd probnably get banned and my user account deleted, so here, check this. Too many to just pick one anyway.

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    Johnny Quid: You see that pack of Virginia killing sticks on the end of the piano?

    Pete: Yes.

    Johnny Quid: All you need to know about life is retained in those four walls. You will notice that one of your personalities is seduced by the illusions of grandeur: the gold packet of king-size with a regal insignia, an attractive implication towards glamour and wealth, the subtle suggestion that cigarettes are indeed your royal and loyal friends - and that, Pete, is a lie. Your other personality is trying to draw your attention to the flip side of the discussion: written in boring bold black and white, it's a statement that these neat little soldiers of death are in fact trying to kill you - and that, Pete, is the truth. Oh, beauty is a beguiling call to death and I'm addicted to the sweet pitch of its siren. That that starts sweet ends bitter, and that which starts bitter ends sweet. THAT is why you and I love the drugs and that is also why I cannot give that painting back. Now please, pass me a light.

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