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    Fake ID's

    What would be your favorite name if you were to create a fake I'd for yourself ?

    David McLovin sounds pretty good. Now I just need a pic of a hippy guy that looks like me

    What's yours ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by b-kul View Post
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    I thought about David Bowie too
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    topless. that's what all mtb girls do. we go ride, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home!

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    Quote Originally Posted by David C View Post
    What would be your favorite name if you were to create a fake I'd for yourself ?

    David McLovin sounds pretty good. Now I just need a pic of a hippy guy that looks like me

    What's yours ?
    Dress up in hippy attire and post it.

    My name would be Jacob Jigglewart. Just like the way it flows. No offense to anyone out there named "Jacob Jigglewart".
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    I would say Dick Trickle but that one is already taken.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ.MTNS View Post
    I would say Dick Trickle but that one is already taken.
    I actually knew a kid growing up named Peter Wacker. He didn't have any problems until middle school. wonder why.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NateHawk View Post
    I actually knew a kid growing up named Peter Wacker. He didn't have any problems until middle school. wonder why.
    Same thing with my buddy Mike Hunt. Unfortunately he got called to the office a lot so there was laughter every time.


    And for me, Chest Rockwell is pretty high up the list.

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    Ben Dover is a pretty common name in the US, right ?
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    topless. that's what all mtb girls do. we go ride, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home!

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    Sir Gaylord McPenisbutt III. It sounds so regal.

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    OC's getting a little stale these days. OP, what's with you and Ben Dover?

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    Quote Originally Posted by wbmason55 View Post
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    OC's getting a little stale these days. OP, what's with you and Ben Dover?
    I'm not a Ben. Hutch would fit the bill better with his last encounter
    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    topless. that's what all mtb girls do. we go ride, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home!

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    Quote Originally Posted by David C View Post
    I'm not a Ben. Hutch would fit the bill better with his last encounter
    Uh-oh...here we go...
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    Harry ****z.

    It's a real name -- on the gym walls of my old high school for golf MVP from 1968.

    Edit: That's K-u-n-t-z. Apparently ****z doesn't get through the censor here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by erik1245 View Post
    Harry ****z.

    It's a real name -- on the gym walls of my old high school for golf MVP from 1968.

    Edit: That's K-u-n-t-z. Apparently ****z doesn't get through the censor here.
    Funny, coz at first with the beeps I thought it was Harry J-i-z-z
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    topless. that's what all mtb girls do. we go ride, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home!

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    Quote Originally Posted by erik1245 View Post
    Harry ****z.

    It's a real name -- on the gym walls of my old high school for golf MVP from 1968.

    Edit: That's K-u-n-t-z. Apparently ****z doesn't get through the censor here.
    ****z is german surname. I went to high school with a ****z.. Connie ****z

    there are a few famous ****z's.. including Rusty

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    i've heard some prank calls with some pretty good ones.

    Haywood Jablome
    Cleah Torrez
    Hugh Jass
    Mike Oxlong
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    Gabe Asher
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    Going with a theatrical theme, I would have to go for Keyser Soze if I was getting my ID on either a Sunday or Wednesday, Napoleon Dynamite if were Friday or Tuesday, Martin Q. Blank if it was Thursday, Roy Batty if it was Monday, and maybe Jack Torrance if it was on a Saturday. Of course, the government issuing office probably isn't open on Saturdays, so that probably just leaves Keyser, Napoleon, Martin, or Roy as the possibilities.

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    ^^
    Too obvious for my taste (like most mentioned), that's why I chose Chest Rockwell. No disrespect.

    So many great ones in that movie.

    Or Mike Honcho from Talladega Nights.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jk13 View Post
    ^^
    Too obvious for my taste (like most mentioned), that's why I chose Chest Rockwell. No disrespect.

    So many great ones in that movie.

    Or Mike Honcho from Talladega Nights.
    C.R. is good, and the character is great for sure

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    I had a fake ID made where the name on the ID and the signature didn't match. Still worked about half the time

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