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    Exotic pets for sale website....OMG the lols

    https://planetexoticpets.com/

    Check it out the reviews for the pandas are pretty much gold Jerry.
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    What kind of rinky dink business is that? No Great White sharks, no Musk Ox, not even a baby Sasquatch. Pffffttt!
    DAAAANG...that was janky

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir kayakalot View Post
    What kind of rinky dink business is that? No Great White sharks, no Musk Ox, not even a baby Sasquatch. Pffffttt!
    heard once they a beluga. So there was that. I saw a clip of when they had a dolphin too so they are probably just out. Probably COVID related.
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    I think of Archer and the Ocelot
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    Finch told me he ordered a female monkey which he plans to surprise Scott O with.

    I mean, you know, after he's had it for a few days.
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    P.S. Wait... maybe it was Kona0197. Can't remember. DJ probably knows.
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    I just ordered a pair of Caracal Kittens. Can't wait til they arrive!

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    Kinda pricey for rare exotics.
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    I'm looking for bats but looks like they don't have any. Oh well, I have a lead on some from China.
    This post is a natural product. Variances in spelling & grammar should be appreciated as part of its character & beauty.

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    Somebody musta just watched "Tiger King" on Netflix© to be googling for that kinda content.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparticus View Post
    ***** told me he ordered a ************ which he plans to surprise ********* with.

    I mean, you know, after he's had it for a few days.
    =sParty

    P.S. Wait... maybe it was Kona0197. Can't remember. DJ probably knows.
    ShhhhhhhHHHHHHH!!!!

    Please amend your post.

    Amen.

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    I’m sure he knows, he’s just got too must taste to respond.
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawgzilla View Post
    I just ordered a pair of Caracal Kittens. Can't wait til they arrive!
    This makes me think of the missing LyNx.
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    I ordered a Nessie from some Scotsman I met in a bar a couple years ago, but I'm still waiting for her to arrive. He tells me she had to first be swum out of the Loch, tricky, then around the northern tip of Scotland to the open Ocean. After a rest stop in the Azores, she supposedly made landfall near Miami a few months ago, then disappeared for a while after meeting some guys near S. Beach who were seen taking her and her handler to a beach bar where known drug dealers are reputed to hang out.
    I heard that a few week stint in a rehab facility somewhere in the Keys followed, and she was last seen making her way slowly up the Colorado River. Hopefully there'll be enough water for her to get to the canal system that will eventually bring her to Phoenix, and then on down here.
    I've already extended my pool and got in a good supply of fish, American tourists and sheep to feed her when she finally gets here.
    I hope it is not too long! The fish are being eaten by bobcats, the tourists are running out of film and getting restless, and keeping the sheep cool and comfortable is wearing me out and costing a fortune in shearing blades!

    I know she'll be worth the wait tho
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    Those jaguar cubs are a steal. I guess I'll have to practice social distancing with it....
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    White tiger cub review... so many questions

    jamil – October 14, 2019

    very good tiger however sometimes bite me near the crouch area cus its so small otherwise amazing animal
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    Quote Originally Posted by chazpat View Post
    I'm looking for bats but looks like they don't have any. Oh well, I have a lead on some from China.
    Lol

    Is that story true?
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