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    Emily Batty needs a nickname.

    There's a 'meet the riders and their rides' article in the new MBA mag. Poor Emily doesn't have a nickname!

    Suggestions?

    My suggestion would be to change her last name to mine, but that's not really a nickname.
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    How about, "OMG, you're gorgeous!"

    I was reading that article this morning on the crapper.

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    There was a thread around here a while back ago asking for us to submit questions for mtbr to ask Emily. I think it must have been in General. Any idea if the interview actually happened?
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    When you're that hot, you don't need a nickname.
    Just stick it in granny and start grinding.

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    Hot lips.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    Hot lips.
    We might need a MASH-type shower scene to test that name.

    Bummer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Finch Platte View Post
    We might need a MASH-type shower scene to test that name.

    Bummer.
    Nice call.
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    Something about the pearl necklace, NVM, this is a PG13 forum

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    How about "Untouchable"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kona0197 View Post
    How about "Untouchable"?
    Not from my perspective.

    For me it would be "available"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kona0197 View Post
    How about "Untouchable"?
    And yet another Kona post in a fp thread! Kona, are you developing a thicker skin???
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    Maybe some photos for some nickname inspiration is in order.
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    Emily Batty needs a nickname.

    Temptation.

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    Emily Batty needs a nickname.

    I was thinking Mrs Heyyall would be fine. I would need to move to a particular state out west, change my religion and possibly join a compound, but those seem like only minor inconveniences.

    Until then, perhaps she can be just known as Emily in a first name only scenario like Lance used to have.
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    Fuzzy Dumpling.

    Squirt.

    Goldiebocks. (ya see what I did, there?)

    I'm also thinking we should introduce her to Penny. I will volunteer to take pics/movies of the encounters.
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    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    I was thinking Mrs Heyyall would be fine. I would need to move to a particular state out west, change my religion and possibly join a compound, but those seem like only minor inconveniences.

    Until then, perhaps she can be just known as Emily in a first name only scenario like Lance used to have.
    You have brought up an interesting point.

    She doesn't have a nick name because she doesn't need one. Just as everyone knew who Lance was by his first name, everyone knows who Emily is by her first name.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    You have brought up an interesting point.

    She doesn't have a nick name because she doesn't need one. Just as everyone knew who Lance was by his first name, everyone knows who Emily is by her first name.
    Just substitute badges with nickname.
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by norton55 View Post
    Candy?
    But she rides TIMES but she looks like candy.
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    If she's got some "skills" off the bike and can suck the chrome off a bumper hitch, I'd nickname her "Darling".

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    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    Well that was 3 minutes of my life I'll never get back.
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finch Platte View Post

    I'm also thinking we should introduce her to Penny. I will volunteer to take pics/movies of the encounters.
    I would pay top dollar to see that. Seriously.
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    No to hijack here, but did you notice Jimmy Mac is still the editor? I thought he'd be out of the magazine now, but hey, I didn't see one article about ebikes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ravewoofer View Post
    No to hijack here, but did you notice Jimmy Mac is still the editor? I thought he'd be out of the magazine now, but hey, I didn't see one article about ebikes!
    I did notice that he is still there and I wondered about that but I didn't notice that there was no mention/advertisement about ebikes. Good going!

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    How about, "Runner up"?

    Sorry. :-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by ravewoofer View Post
    No to hijack here, but did you notice Jimmy Mac is still the editor? I thought he'd be out of the magazine now, but hey, I didn't see one article about ebikes!
    They do have an ad for e-bike action magazine, though.

    Even DirtRag is stepping very lightly around the e-bike issue.

    They quote Mark Weir as saying it would be disastrous for some trail systems and access issues, but then they quote Gary Fisher saying more of less ambivalent stuff.

    Could an e-Fisher mtb be in the works?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ravewoofer View Post
    No to hijack here, but did you notice Jimmy Mac is still the editor? I thought he'd be out of the magazine now, but hey, I didn't see one article about ebikes!
    I just saw on the DirtRag site that Jimmy Mac will retire from MBA with the November issue being the last one he participates in.

    I guess he meant it about the e-bikes. Good for him.

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    I guess for a biker she's cute, but really i don't get the infatuation with her. Maybe because I live in a SEC college town full of thousands of SERIOUSLY gorgeous women/girls, and my standards are pretty high. Here in Athens she'd be no more than a 4.5 out of 10.

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    4.5? Really?? My scale says the Canadian Cutie is waaayy closer to 10.

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    Better just call her "Ma'am".

    Don't want to piss her off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Better just call her "Ma'am".

    Don't want to piss her off.
    Dammit, she looks much better without all that makeup crap on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by musikron View Post
    I guess for a biker she's cute, but really i don't get the infatuation with her. Maybe because I live in a SEC college town full of thousands of SERIOUSLY gorgeous women/girls, and my standards are pretty high. Here in Athens she'd be no more than a 4.5 out of 10.
    Of course part of her attractiveness is that she rides. Physical beauty would put her in the 6-7 if not higher range. She would do just fine in any college town, SEC or otherwise (yes I've been in SEC country plenty - I have family in GA, I've seen them there and in other non SEC towns). I deduct several points for crappy attitudes from the scores for many of those women you speak of.
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    This photo alone makes her a 10 in my book.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    This photo alone makes her a 10 in my book.
    Ouch! you sick puppy DJ.

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    She has such a lovely personality and sunny disposition whenever interviewed or caught by chance on camera. She is definitely very attractive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mimi1885 View Post
    Ouch! you sick puppy DJ.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    This photo alone makes her a 10 in my book.
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    Ouch! you sick puppy DJ.
    Lol, but its pretty hot that she can take a spill like that!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    Lol, but its pretty hot that she can take a spill like that!
    Yep that was my point. But some people had another perspective on it.
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    Emily Batty needs a nickname.

    Sorry guys, if Emily is in the 4-6 range, we all are in the 2-3 range. I might be closer to a 1 but I'll give myself credit for having an overcompensating truck and consider myself a 2. That puts Emily way out of my league.
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    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    Sorry guys, if Emily is in the 4-6 range, we all are in the 2-3 range. I might be closer to a 1 but I'll give myself credit for having an overcompensating truck and consider myself a 2. That puts Emily way out of my league.
    Lol, I'm with you all the way on that!
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    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    Sorry guys, if Emily is in the 4-6 range, we all are in the 2-3 range. I might be closer to a 1 but I'll give myself credit for having an overcompensating truck and consider myself a 2. That puts Emily way out of my league.
    If we were talking looks alone she is an 8 to a 9. Her smile and bubbly personality put her 10 or over. Some dudes have this mentality that a hot chick has to be playboy material. Fake,fake,fake,fake... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IgHThXuheOM
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    She's a 10 AND she wears a pearl necklace...

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