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    don't get all ants-in-the-pants y'all....

    The 'my Mom Has a Boyfriend' thread was troll started by a puppet.

    had to clobber all his posts....which in turn clobbered his thread.

    sorry to ruin some of your Tuesday fun....BUT i am sure someone will start something equally borderline...

    dammit....ya buncha ornery dirt surfers...


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    Quote Originally Posted by CHUM View Post
    The 'my Mom Has a Boyfriend' thread was troll started by a puppet.

    had to clobber all his posts....which in turn clobbered his thread.

    sorry to ruin some of your Tuesday fun....BUT i am sure someone will start something equally borderline...

    dammit....ya buncha ornery dirt surfers...


    You just ruined my whole freaking day ! And the worst is I actually repped you in that thread for that lol puppet pic you posted.

    Guess I'll have to go back to watching Monty Python and the Holy grail, eating cookies, fudge ice-cream and cupcakes
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    topless. that's what all mtb girls do. we go ride, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CHUM View Post
    The 'my Mom Has a Boyfriend' thread was troll started by a puppet.




    Really?

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    fricken trigger happy mods...
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    Oh the humanity!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chum View Post
    the 'my mom has a boyfriend' thread was troll started by a puppet.


    don't get all ants-in-the-pants y'all....-pizap.com13443901273471.jpg



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    wtf a golden nugget, and i missed it because i went and rode?
    If you arent bleeding, you arent riding hard enough.
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    It was fun while it lasted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by big terry View Post
    wtf a golden nugget, and i missed it because i went and rode?
    The first time I literally laughed out loud while on this site.
    Sometimes, I question the value of my content.

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    What's wrong with a troll if we all know it's a silly troll?

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    I knew it was fake but it really was funny. Never expected a sock puppet though. I just figured it was a new guy trying to make a grand entrance.

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    are we allowed to know who the puppet was puppeting?

    and i had a GOOD photo to add to that thread, and i missed the opportunity. shucks.
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    AWWW comeon Dad we weren't done playing with it yet! Is it in the recycle bin?

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    Now I have to go dumpster diving...
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    are we allowed to know who the puppet was puppeting?

    and i had a GOOD photo to add to that thread, and i missed the opportunity. shucks.
    It was an established member of the same name as the puppet. Same avatar, too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by erik1245 View Post
    It was an established member of the same name as the puppet. Same avatar, too.
    nope.

    not...even...close.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CHUM View Post
    nope.

    not...even...close.

    It was... A puppet pretending to be someone who it wasn't not something?

    Sometimes, I question the value of my content.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    are we allowed to know who the puppet was puppeting?
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    It was an established member of the same name as the puppet. Same avatar, too.
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    nope...
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    It was... A puppet pretending to be someone who it wasn't not something?..





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    A puppet with a puppet on its hand is not a puppeteer.

    That's called fisting in the puppet community. And I don't even know if puppets actually have fists.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    A puppet with a puppet on its hand is not a puppeteer.

    That's called fisting in the puppet community. And I don't even know if puppets actually have fists.
    a 'Fuppet'?

    this was a multi-generated puppet of previous puppets of another user who was perma banned for stalkapupping (or pupparrassing)

    who was also puppeting elsewhere....as another puppet....





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    i wonder if it was the same guy who called me a fvcking b!tch in a thread. hahah
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    All I know is someone as been freakin' stalking me coz I just got rep sayin' I should go take a shower too... But I shower like 5 hours ago before I posted in this thread, which makes me think he wasn't very serious anyways
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    topless. that's what all mtb girls do. we go ride, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home!

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    Quote Originally Posted by David C View Post
    All I know is someone as been freakin' stalking me coz I just got rep sayin' I should go take a shower too... But I shower like 5 hours ago before I posted in this thread, which makes me think he wasn't very serious anyways
    Since you're Canadian, as a general rule, if you think you showered well enough you should probably go back and do it a couple dozen more times just to make sure you're good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by monzie View Post
    Since you're Canadian, as a general rule, if you think you showered well enough you should probably go back and do it a couple dozen more times just to make sure you're good.
    CHUM and teh other hamsters won't let me rep that. Also, the problem with Canadians and showers is that they think maple syrup is acceptable to use as shampoo.
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    puppet's mom and new date:

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    I was laughing and then I saw the lube! This is proof that you can't kill a thread before its time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    puppet's mom and new date:

    Don't Go There!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    puppet's mom and new date:

    I was going to say something funny but the more I looked at this the more I got grossed out.Those two dudes are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    puppet's mom and new date:
    Ha! I've seen several photos floating around the internet where people have taken self-portraits (in a mirror, for example) and there's some "adult" item laying on the nightstand, countertop, floor, etc. I don't think the mods would appreciate me posting them up so I've refrained thus far. Taken a lot of self control, btw...

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    Quote Originally Posted by monzie View Post
    Since you're Canadian, as a general rule, if you think you showered well enough you should probably go back and do it a couple dozen more times just to make sure you're good.
    As a matter of fact I just showered about 10 minutes ago... Should I go back and shower again or am I ok for now ?
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    topless. that's what all mtb girls do. we go ride, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home!

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    Shower again! Rub til you're red and raw all over, not just your nether regions this time.

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    ...lol. I'm not 15 anymore. I use soap now.






    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    topless. that's what all mtb girls do. we go ride, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home!

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    Marp...i'm sure there are SOME tamer ones.....

    and Dave, conditioner.
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    You first use some better deo. Then I might consider shower with conditioner.
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    topless. that's what all mtb girls do. we go ride, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home!

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    *wiffs* yep, lavender and salami.
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    don't get all ants-in-the-pants y'all....-imageuploadedbytapatalk1344544769.177781.jpg

    Sweating up like a boss.
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    topless. that's what all mtb girls do. we go ride, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home!

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    is that you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by b-kul View Post
    is that you?
    Yes it is. Back from work at the beach, and a good hard ride back home under the sun. You can't escape it

    Edit : look what I just found today ! Gonna try it tomorrow see if it makes a difference compared to the Degree Men Intense Sport deo I usually use. I pretty much got it for the packaging

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    topless. that's what all mtb girls do. we go ride, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home!

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    Quote Originally Posted by marpilli View Post
    Ha! I've seen several photos floating around the internet where people have taken self-portraits (in a mirror, for example) and there's some "adult" item laying on the nightstand, countertop, floor, etc. I don't think the mods would appreciate me posting them up so I've refrained thus far. Taken a lot of self control, btw...
    come on marp, htfu! lets see the goods!
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    i dunno what it is, but i have been generating some substantial funk for months. i sweat alot, always have, but never got the stink goin like i have been lately. deodorant goes to hell after about 5 or 6 hours and then its game on. spent almost 30 bucks on new stuff to try at the store tonight, and even got some body spray i can stash at work to help mask the stink when im on a long shift.

    ironic part, is that i am in the coolest kitchen i have ever worked. we actually have AC on the line, and the temps are usually only in the 80s. last place it was routinely in the 100s, and the place before that, in the summer it was 140+ from about 9am until 11:30pm (after the equipment got shut down.) never reeked then like i do now. i even eat way better now than i did then, less garbage and fast food-type crap foods and more of the nealthy stuff. if eating healthy is making me reek, it will help clarify why hippies bathe in patchouli.
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    Patchouli is the worst smell on the planet. It makes me want to do unreasonably evil things to the people that wear it.

    Bigt, try the lemon juice thing. It's the only thing to ever work for me. I've tried bazillions of deodorants/anti-persperants; including those stupid rock gimmicks. Lemon juice, unless you're a weakling like Nicole and rash up the minute something acidic hits your skin.
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    Eating more garlic or onions could be the problem. Stink!

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    well! monzie for the record, never did lemon juice, only peel. i suppose could be diff

    ANYWAY i have "made" my own deoderant. i melted down a few of my natural ones on the stove, and added some clay and essential oils (antibacterial) then poured back into the container to harden. i've done this before and created the best, most impervious deo ever. But i've never been able to replicate that one time!

    This time around, it didnt melt so great, so now i've got a chunky waxy deoderant that crumbles and mushes on my pits. However....i dont stink...yet. i'll give a report around 4pm when i usualy start stinking.
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    we have a plethora of lemon juice on hand at work, both concentrate and fresh lemons, so the next time i get ripe im gonna give it hell monz. my new pit stick + body spray combo seemed to do ok today, but i have to temper that against the fact it was unseasonably cool today with storms rolling through, plus a relatively light workload (so i didnt have to bust my ass and sweat like a fiend.)

    @huck- nah man, garlic and onion stink isnt anywhere near as bothersome as BO funk.
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