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    Divorced Women Think Guys with Bikes are Sexy

    In the spirit of Danny Devito...

    So the other day I was washing my bike...

    Ok, that's it. But my wife said she heard around the neighborhood that this divorced chick across the street from me wanted to get with me. I heard first-hand some other neighbor wife (in front of her husband), that her husband "never does anything".

    So... what are we supposed to deduce other than that chicks dig guys who go off and have hobbies? Right? That's an awesome thing! I mean, I think we have to act like we're missing them for those 3 hrs, blah blah blah, but meanwhile, THEY'RE INTO IT AND LOVE US MORE FOR IT! Let's face it, women love the men style and going off and doing something makes them want us more. And you know, some extreme downhill fear and testosterone makes us want to bang them more. I mean better sex... I know we like them the same. So, It's pretty cool for everyone.

    Go do your thing, and your g/f will love you for it! (I hope no g/f's read ths.) Sorry for some miss-spellings-- I been drioking.
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    you know... lock down
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    Hey, at least I'm not the only one. Drinking, I mean. DH is for weirdos. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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    I’ve been on both sides of it. I’ve dated ladies that loved me to be out doing my hobbies, and others not so much and demanded every free moment with them. So, don’t go stereotyping because of one ladies preference, they’re all different and surprisingly have their own personality or lack of.
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    Go bang her!
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    It is said that doggie style prevents the spread of COVID-19. And make damned sure that you wear a rubber.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    I’ve been on both sides of it. I’ve dated ladies that loved me to be out doing my hobbies, and others not so much and demanded every free moment with them. So, don’t go stereotyping because of one ladies preference, they’re all different and surprisingly have their own personality or lack of.
    Think how much more fun you'd have had if you had dated 'chicks' instead of ladies
    What a perfect waste of time

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    Quote Originally Posted by JackWare View Post
    Think how much more fun you'd have had if you had dated 'chicks' instead of ladies
    I was trying to be nice if there were any chicks in the audience.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    So, don’t go stereotyping because of one ladies preference, they’re all different and surprisingly have their own personality or lack of.
    Oof is that more than we can say for you as you do your best impersonation of the human for of a Lockhorns comic?

    I'm convinced that OP wasn't even drinking alcohol when writing this, but was on Monster energy drink number 5.
    dang

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    When we lived in an apartment I had the two guys who lived next door invite me over (in front of my wife). They made no secret of what they wanted to do... my wife thought it was hysterical, I was flattered but declined.

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    Has anyone tried that human centipede thing yet? Asking for a friend (whose name rhymes with Ickard)

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    Woohoo! Drunk posting.

    I feel more attractive after a good kick of whiskey too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott O View Post
    Has anyone tried that human centipede thing yet? Asking for a friend (whose name rhymes with Ickard)
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    Quote Originally Posted by NDD View Post
    Oof is that more than we can say for you as you do your best impersonation of the human for of a Lockhorns comic?
    Not sure why you took that so offensively but I’ll be here all week waiting for an answer. Sorry, but for this week only there’s a cover charge at the door.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JackWare View Post
    Think how much more fun you'd have had if you had dated 'chicks' instead of ladies
    Ladies don't steal barstools.
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    Quote Originally Posted by the one ring View Post
    Ladies don't steal barstools.
    And I thought elephants had a good memory!
    DAAAANG...that was janky

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    Seems legit. Add that thought to your mental masterbatorium when you are choking the monkey in your Fritzel dungeon.

    On the flip side. Mtb women are so much more hotter than standard women of the same hottness.

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    Except for the ones that don’t shave under their arms. And for Picard, I know you get excited about women who don’t shave, it’s just not my thing.
    DAAAANG...that was janky

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    Quote Originally Posted by the one ring View Post
    Ladies don't steal barstools.
    Backstory for those that are confused: I’m sitting in a very crowded bar. Very few to no seats left, there happened to be an empty stool next to me. A gorgeous lady walks up to me and asks if this seat is taken? my jaw drops and I happily say, it’s all yours. Thank you as she picks it up and walks all the way across the bar, her boyfriend or husband was waiting and takes it and sits next to her already taken chair. Really!? The wussy sent his girl to do his dirty work. It was a setup I’m telling you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Not sure why you took that so offensively but I’ll be here all week waiting for an answer. Sorry, but for this week only there’s a cover charge at the door.
    Ha dang, I didn't really intend that to be so personal, more of a general razz, but I don't think it came off the keyboard right.
    dang

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    The slacker boyfriend probably told her something like, “Hey Baby, go find me a loose stool.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparticus View Post
    The slacker boyfriend probably told her something like, “Hey Baby, go find me a loose stool.”
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    Interesting that she then went to the guy at the bar who likes Chipotle.
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    Thanks, man. I’m typing these words via Brave browser. Let’s see how this thing performs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wheelspeed View Post
    Ok, that's it. But my wife said she heard around the neighborhood that this divorced chick across the street from me wanted to get with me.

    I mean, I think we have to act like we're missing them for those 3 hrs, blah blah blah, but meanwhile, THEY'RE INTO IT AND LOVE US MORE FOR IT! Let's face it, women love the men style and going off and doing something makes them want us more.

    Go do your thing, and your g/f will love you for it! (I hope no g/f's read ths.) Sorry for some miss-spellings-- I been drioking.
    Yeah, you've proven the booze is talking. Spandex clad roadies aren't getting run off the road so "roadies" can violate them before the ride is over, unlike Rock Stars.

    I've never had a chick admit she was super In to me because of my velcro shoes.

    Sorry bro, it's in you head, or whatever little town you live in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by *OneSpeed* View Post
    Yeah, you've proven the booze is talking. Spandex clad roadies aren't getting run off the road so "roadies" can violate them before the ride is over, unlike Rock Stars.

    I've never had a chick admit she was super In to me because of my velcro shoes.

    Sorry bro, it's in you head, or whatever little town you live in.
    Ouch.
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    When I go into Walmart without my shirt on, the women flog me. I don’t know if it’s the padded shorts or the DOWNCOUNTRYAF tattoo, but they want me
    DAAAANG...that was janky

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    Quote Originally Posted by NDD View Post
    Ha dang, I didn't really intend that to be so personal, more of a general razz, but I don't think it came off the keyboard right.
    No worries NDD, I may have read into something that wasn’t there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir kayakalot View Post
    When I go into Walmart without my shirt on, the women flog me. I don’t know if it’s the padded shorts or the DOWNCOUNTRYAF tattoo, but they want me
    Wait... what's a downcountry tattoo?
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    If you’re not DownCountry AF, then you must be a Lycra-clad roadie. How can you not know what DownCountry is? It was all the rage last year. More popular than eating Tide pods even.
    DAAAANG...that was janky

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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    When the DownCountry category came about, I knew I had finally found my place in life. I sold all of my moms old handmade quilts and several of my grandfathers old guns so I could afford the DOWNCOUNTRYAF tattoo that goes all the way across my back. I had to cut my hair short in the back so it didn’t cover up my newest life dream (the tattoo) and then a year later the DownCountry lifestyle was abandoned for the next big thing. So here I am with no quilts, no guns, and an expensive tattoo and short hairstyle that doesn’t mean anything anymore. It’s tough
    DAAAANG...that was janky

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir kayakalot View Post
    If you’re not DownCountry AF, then you must be a Lycra-clad roadie. How can you not know what DownCountry is? It was all the rage last year. More popular than eating Tide pods even.
    Just not sure how that translates to tattoos.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir kayakalot View Post
    ...then a year later the DownCountry lifestyle was abandoned for the next big thing. So here I am with no quilts, no guns, and an expensive tattoo and short hairstyle that doesn’t mean anything anymore. It’s tough
    Yup. The “Downcountry” term with regard to mountain bikes has become 100% passé. But I’ve got good news for you, SKAL. These days hot Walmart chicks (oh yeah, they’re out there) think “downcountry” refers to, well, you know, a certain area of female anatomy. Now you understand why they’re flocking to you.

    Best of all your tattoo is hip again. Win/win.

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    That explains it. So it IS the tattoo and NOT the shorts. Good to know. I’ll keep shopping shirtless and I’ll keep getting flogged by hott Walmart chicks. Now if I could just figure out how to get them quilts back.....
    DAAAANG...that was janky

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    It’s obvious to me now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by plummet View Post
    Seems legit. Add that thought to your mental masterbatorium when you are choking the monkey in your Fritzel dungeon.

    On the flip side. Mtb women are so much more hotter than standard women of the same hottness.
    +1 for this...

    MTB'in females are so hot!!

    I need to find me one

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    Can we get an update from the OP? Did they bang? Is his wife cool with it? Anyone fall on a gun?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott O View Post
    Can we get an update from the OP? Did they bang? Is his wife cool with it? Anyone fall on a gun?

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    Quote Originally Posted by plummet View Post
    On the flip side. Mtb women are so much more hotter than standard women of the same hottness.
    As long as they also possess copious amounts of upper body strength.

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    Quote Originally Posted by the one ring View Post
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    You can tell those two looking at her in the background are thinking “DAMN she’s hot”
    DAAAANG...that was janky

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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Curveball View Post
    Woohoo! Drunk posting.

    I feel more attractive after a good kick of whiskey too.
    And wimmen look a whole lot nicer too.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by the one ring View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by the one ring View Post
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    This chicks holding 6 full mugs per hand. Probably best to stay on her good side in a relationship.💪
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    This chicks holding 6 full mugs per hand. Probably best to stay on her good side in a relationship.💪
    Yeah but the mugs are only half full plus it appears she may be using more than just her arms to support them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparticus View Post
    Yeah but the mugs are only half full plus it appears she may be using more than just her arms to support them.
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    Yeah, it looks like she's carrying them 6 abreast.
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    Being a divorced single butthurt missing-the-ladies sorta dude who rides bikes, I need myself one of these divorced women who think guys who ride bikes are sexy. Where do I find one? For a while there, the only ones who were interested in me were married… and that caused just a bit of turmoil all around for everyone.
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    They’re all on peloton, that’s where to hook up in this new corona era
    DAAAANG...that was janky

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir kayakalot View Post
    They’re all on peloton, that’s where to hook up in this new corona era
    Never knew any women who were road racers, but I guess I need to get somewhere near the peloton to find them. Not sure if I am thanking you for this seemingly impossible tip or not.
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    Oh yeah you’ll thank me later. Virtual relationships, virtual sex, it’s almost free and it’s safe. Everyone is doing it. Jump in and keep us posted.
    DAAAANG...that was janky

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leopold Porkstacker View Post
    Never knew any women who were road racers, but I guess I need to get somewhere near the peloton to find them. Not sure if I am thanking you for this seemingly impossible tip or not.
    If you’re lucky enough to find one, offer to buy her a Corona.
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    I dunno. Sir Kayakalot is implying I need to start road racing and hang with the peloton to find ladies. A lot of work for a guy like me, and I gave up roadbiking ten years ago and swore I would never race roadbikes. I want a mountain biker lady (like I had from late 2014 – mid 2017, and then briefly again in early 2018), and they generally aren’t the pelotonous sort.
    Don’t frail and blow if you’re going to Braille and Flow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    I’ve been on both sides of it. I’ve dated ladies that loved me to be out doing my hobbies, and others not so much and demanded every free moment with them. So, don’t go stereotyping because of one ladies preference, they’re all different and surprisingly have their own personality or lack of.
    He might be talking about this type.
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    And the more tattoos you have, the better. If you have one “down there” then the world is your oyster.
    DAAAANG...that was janky

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