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    My wife and I bought our house a year ago. It was a brand new house and we got to do a lot towards setting it up. It is also our first house.
    Our next door neighbors are awesome! We all get together on the weekends and party. We help each other with mowing lawns, watching kids, whatever. Those houses are also brand new.
    The neighbors right behind us however have been there for 9 years. When we moved in, they had morning glory flowers growing over the fences and spilling into our yard. They seemed friendly and we talked a lot. They told us the flowers were no big deal, cut them back whenever we needed to. When the flowers went dormant last fall, we trimmed them back to the top of the fence.
    Last Thursday, after my wife dropped our girls off at school, which is two doors down from their home, the husband came out and acosted my wife. He took her into their back yard and showed her their morning glory plants, all dead. He accused us of poisoning them.
    This morning, after dropping off the kids at school, the wife came out in full-on attack mode. Screaming and yelling at my wife about killing her 'beautiful flowers'. She had a picture printed out of what the flowers looked like before we moved in, to show how they used to look. This b!tch wasn't interested in talking like normal people. It was full on, get in your face, attack mode.
    Naturally, I told my wife to immediately call the police the next time this happens. I want a report filed, in case this starts getting really ugly.

    However, for now, I want to start truly tweaking them. Loud music in the backyard, all weekend. Maybe something raunchy like some NWA, 2 Live Crew, etc.. We were also thinking about planting something invasive along the back fence line. Bamboo and blackberries are tops on our lists. But thats going to take some time. For sure, I am going to be cleaning my guns in the backyard this weekend. I might scrawl a GFY in their lawn with Round Up.

    So I turn to the OC for ideas on how to tweak them. I want to make their lives uncomfortable, but not get too crazy about things.
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    Beware about the bamboo and vines. It could be considered "trespassing" and it's on you to remove anything from their property. This works both ways.

    I live in a national forest and have weekenders' kids playing in my back yard. I've told them they aren't welcome and have sprayed them with the hose while "watering" my yard. But they're playing right outside my bedroom window while I'm napping before work, and even playing under my house in the buildup. I don't want any liability if I "lock" them in. The parents don't care so I might have to scare them with the big watchdog. Effin Flatlanders. Don't call the cops either. No one wins when they show up.
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    Let it go. Why escalate? Pretty soon pets are poisoned and suddenly, we'll all see your real names under a new thread called, "batshit crazy neighbors in the news thread."

    Not worth the effort. Not worth the risk. Not worth the brain cells.

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    Grow pot



    win/win
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    Let it go. Why escalate? Pretty soon pets are poisoned and suddenly, we'll all see your real names under a new thread called, "batshit crazy neighbors in the news thread."

    Not worth the effort. Not worth the risk. Not worth the brain cells.
    You're no fun at all.

    Anybody else?

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    Fine. Little eyeholes in the fence, and get some pictures of eyeballs, laminate them and tack them on your side of the fence. Get a gas leaf blower. 6am on Saturday....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    You're no fun at all.

    Anybody else?

    And no Delll, I'm not growing weed. Ya stoner


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    Bamboo grows plenty quick. It's always sprouting up behind our yard (luckily no neighbors there) and it's usually possible to see the difference in growth between one day and the next. Give it a week or two and it's already above your fence.
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    Or, you could grow some morning glory flowers in your yard and let them spill out into the neighbors' yard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by highdelll View Post
    Grow pot



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    Morning Glories will also get you high

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    Why make their lives uncomfortable? Won't that just give you guys a lot of stress? What would be your ultimate goal? I would apologise for what happened to their flowers, obviously something was done that killed em off, whether intentional or not, and get on with your lives. You seem to have a good thing going with the other neighbors, so make the most of that and try and ignore the ones out back. Life is too short to fill it with the kind of antagonism you mention.
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    Oh Wait! This is the OC!

    Invite em round for a BBQ to make good on the flower murder, put LSD in the burgers... sit back, relax, watch...
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    Sign them up for publishers clearing house, and any other free magazine you can find. You can also sign the husband up for NAMBLA (North American Man Boy Live Association). Not that I've done that before or anything.


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    You had morning glory flowers growing over your fence and spilling into your yard and you cut them down? What the hell is wrong with you? They were fine until you and your wife came along.

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    Let it go. Why escalate? Pretty soon pets are poisoned and suddenly, we'll all see your real names under a new thread called, "batshit crazy neighbors in the news thread."
    Location must be Florida, all the crazy sh!t seems to happen there.

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    If you're serious I think you should reconsider. Put the shoe on the other foot. Sh!tty people suck, don't be a sh!tty person. I would try being nice first. Maybe buy them some new flowers and offer to help plant them. That should show them that you don't mind, and therefore didn't do anything to their flowers. Even if you're right and they're wrong that doesn't make it better. Your house, your family, and your life, but that's my take.
    If that doesn't work and they're just aholes then all bets are off and it's time to fight fire with fire. Let us know, I can offer some good ideas.
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    Apologize, invite them in for dinner. Kidnap & bind them up. Keep them in a closet, basement, or attic. Slow torture...

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    Quote Originally Posted by askibum02 View Post
    Sign them up for publishers clearing house, and any other free magazine you can find. You can also sign the husband up for NAMBLA (North American Man Boy Live Association).
    Now this is the kind of stuff I'm looking for. Bum here knows how to have fun with this situation.

    I think we would have been willing to play nice and talk things over, until the wife went on her rant yesterday. Hell, plants are cheap. I would have bought them a morning glory plant just to make nice. Yesterday changed things for us. These people are not reasonable people.



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    As we say on another forum when neighbor-related problems come up.... Bang his wife!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigRed390 View Post
    As we say on another forum when neighbor-related problems come up.... Bang his wife!
    Or have all the neighbors over for a key party.

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    Well it depends on how big of an @sshole you wanna be, and how big your balls are.
    Could put sugar or a shredded golf ball into gas tank.
    Could take a sharp shovel and cut up the sprinkler system lines without a trace.
    Could get meadow in a can type stuff and sprinkle lawn.
    Could get a few bags of gravel and pour down into the house vent that sticks throu the roof.
    Could send some flowers to the wife when you know the husband's home with some made up lovers name.
    I personally would do little things in there face that piss them off and wait/hope that he confronts me again.
    Round and round we go

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    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ml7C-WfL8f8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

    Play that for them on repeat.

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    Just remember that playing loud music will also annoy the neighbors you still like. Ignore the *******s and go about your life...

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    I thought Morning Glories were weeds. I guess not. I figure realistically you know what to do, but since this is the OC...

    Wait for Tone's to chime in on the topic.. He was great in helping me with a teenager. Body is completely dissolved and fed to the hogs at the farm a few miles down the road. He'll probably suggest banging the wife as part of the deal though and agree with the kidnapping/torture idea.

    Offer to replace the plants and then plant with poison ivy and pot on their side and call the cops out of concern once the pot is growing.

    Make a claim on the fence saying it's on your property and have them pay for the claim issue to make sure it's theirs.

    Get a telescope and point it at their house claiming you are just protecting the property out of concern for the flowers. Wave at the wife while doing said inspection. If she's ugly..make faces.

    Walk out in the yard buck naked while watering the flowers you replaced for them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theMeat View Post
    If you're serious I think you should reconsider. Put the shoe on the other foot. Sh!tty people suck, don't be a sh!tty person. I would try being nice first. Maybe buy them some new flowers and offer to help plant them. That should show them that you don't mind, and therefore didn't do anything to their flowers. Even if you're right and they're wrong that doesn't make it better. Your house, your family, and your life, but that's my take.
    If that doesn't work and they're just aholes then all bets are off and it's time to fight fire with fire. Let us know, I can offer some good ideas.
    I'm thinking the same. I'm not a mean person by nature. I'd have to assume that my crazy neighbor will be better at being crazy and doing mean things than I ever could. I'd up theMeat's plan by showing up on their doorstep with the plants and a six pack, wine, or ice tea to share with them. Not to mention it's never good to become your enemy. Furthermore, this is a good life lesson for your children and how to resolve conflicts at least try to resolve conflicts.

    I'm also down with the pot idea, but it would be along the idea of smoking pot to help forget about the neighbor.

    I'm a land surveyor and I've seen some pretty awful things that neighbors do to each other. Their lives are miserable and one usually ends up moving. I'm usually involved about the time a lawsuit happens. The only people that ever wins in these cases are the lawyers. Don't be a hater.

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    build a pump track/dirt jumps in your backyard... that's a win win scenario!



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    So with my neighbors, I know where they hide their spare key. When they aren't home, I go in there and lay around naked and relax. Maybe mess with their toothbrushes. Course I'm not fighting with my neighbors, so I have no idea what I would do if I were in your shoes.

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    if it's going over the fence into your yard, it's fair game to cut it back whether they like it or not. it's also fair game to spray them with herbicide for that matter, because too much plant growth hanging on a fence can encourage rot or rust and bring it down faster. Some plants have holdfasts and tendrils that will actually physically break apart structures for that matter. They have no grounds to complain, really.

    I wouldn't plant anything invasive back there. You're asking for trouble for yourself if/when you want them out of your own yard.

    You might try something that smells bad, however. Female ginkgo trees smell horrendous. They're very hard to find for good reason. The smell is described as that of rancid butter or vomit.

    Skunk cabbage is another option. It's an early spring plant (that produces enough heat to melt snow) and tends to smell like rotting meat.

    There are a few tropicals that smell like rotting meat or corpses, if your climate would be acceptable for them.

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    Post a classified ad asking for individuals interested in a gangbang including the time and place. Or a classified ad for a tupperware party, religious meeting, etc. Take a picture of a morning glory and post it around town asking if anyone has seen their flowers with their phone number as the contact info. Start an anti morning glory neighborhood watch group including signs, t-shirts and a catchy slogan about the harmful hallucinogenic effects of the flower. It would be really funny if you got a hold of a picture and photoshopped it to make it look like they've lost teeth and aged like a methhead.

    Or you could simply ignore them completely and go on with your life. Invite their neighbors and yours to a bbq in your backyard. Just block them out. If they try talking to you, yawn and stretch and stare off into the distance behind them and comment to yours about how pretty the sunset is or something or other.

    Ya' know, these people could simply be addicted to the LSD like effects of the morning glory and they're crashing big time. You may want to watch yourself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NateHawk View Post
    if it's going over the fence into your yard, it's fair game to cut it back whether they like it or not. it's also fair game to spray them with herbicide for that matter, because too much plant growth hanging on a fence can encourage rot or rust and bring it down faster. Some plants have holdfasts and tendrils that will actually physically break apart structures for that matter. They have no grounds to complain, really.

    I wouldn't plant anything invasive back there. You're asking for trouble for yourself if/when you want them out of your own yard.

    You might try something that smells bad, however. Female ginkgo trees smell horrendous. They're very hard to find for good reason. The smell is described as that of rancid butter or vomit.

    Skunk cabbage is another option. It's an early spring plant (that produces enough heat to melt snow) and tends to smell like rotting meat.

    There are a few tropicals that smell like rotting meat or corpses, if your climate would be acceptable for them.
    Yeah, no. If the fence is their property, they can do whatever they want to it. Obviously if it's your property then you have more rights but damaging others property is not lawful. Furthermore, if the plants existed at the time you bought the property you might not have many options. The law is somewhat crazy about property/boundary. Cutting trees/vegetation all depends on state law. Most will allow you to cut overhanging trees but then if you kill the tree...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Poe4soul View Post
    Yeah, no. If the fence is their property, they can do whatever they want to it. Obviously if it's your property then you have more rights but damaging others property is not lawful. Furthermore, if the plants existed at the time you bought the property you might not have many options. The law is somewhat crazy about property/boundary. Cutting trees/vegetation all depends on state law. Most will allow you to cut overhanging trees but then if you kill the tree...
    This ^. Also, if you plant noxious smelling plants the impact will affect you too. I spose you could get fans to blow it towards their house, but then you may not like the next electric bill.
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    If you are allowed to have barnyard fowl in your town...Build a chicken coop and get a Rooster.

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    Thanks folks. Lots of good ideas. We'll be busy for a while.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigRed390 View Post
    As we say on another forum when neighbor-related problems come up.... Bang his wife!
    I think I know the forum you're talking about, but I quit going there a while back.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GEARHEAD_ENG View Post
    If you are allowed to have barnyard fowl in your town...Build a chicken coop and get a Rooster.
    If I was the offending neighbor then this strategy would work wonders.
    Some years ago I lived a few houses down from a residence with a rooster and that fackin' bird about killed me. I really can't believe that those animals are legal in so many cities.

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    you didn't kill the morning glory - when it goes dormant you are supposed to cut it back to the ground (I've had morning glory).

    If it's the annual variety you can still prune the holy hell out of it.

    your neighbors are retarded and did something stupid....let them know that.
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    You could always use the old classic of a flaming bag of shyte on the doorstep. Then you can hear them really lose their minds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Poe4soul View Post
    Yeah, no. If the fence is their property, they can do whatever they want to it. Obviously if it's your property then you have more rights but damaging others property is not lawful. Furthermore, if the plants existed at the time you bought the property you might not have many options. The law is somewhat crazy about property/boundary. Cutting trees/vegetation all depends on state law. Most will allow you to cut overhanging trees but then if you kill the tree...
    it's a shared fence - both owners are responsible for it.

    any plants that lean/creep over onto your property can be pruned back...jut don't kill'em in the process.
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    Battle not with monsters...

    Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

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    I would apologize, and offer to plant some new flowers.

    Because it doesn't matter who is right or wrong some times; you have to live next to one another for the foreseeable. Plus, you and your wife will benefit from the flowers, too.

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    you didn't kill the morning glory - when it goes dormant you are supposed to cut it back to the ground (I've had morning glory).

    If it's the annual variety you can still prune the holy hell out of it.

    your neighbors are retarded and did something stupid....let them know that.
    That's what we're thinking. However they are way too wound up and irrational for us to communicate that to them.
    As for the plant growing over the fence, they told us when we moved in that we could cut it back whenever we wanted. And we did that - last summer. It never grew over the fence this year, so it was never an issue for us.


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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    Why make their lives uncomfortable? Won't that just give you guys a lot of stress? What would be your ultimate goal? I would apologise for what happened to their flowers, obviously something was done that killed em off, whether intentional or not, and get on with your lives. You seem to have a good thing going with the other neighbors, so make the most of that and try and ignore the ones out back. Life is too short to fill it with the kind of antagonism you mention.
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    I cant believe the amount of negativity and stooping that people suggest.
    Really? Not one of those vindictive suggestions is going to lead to ANY pleasantness. NONE.
    So what's the point? To prove you can too can be a 'crazy azzed neighbor' ??

    Follow of a couple of the middle of the road posts and it'll all work out.
    Plant some privacy shrubs and ignore them, and enjoy the company of the nicer people.

    My wife wants to move because we have some royal POS tards across the street.
    Fine I said. Pick me a street where you KNOW everyone is perfect....Because god knows, from the outside everyone here looks normal, until tard-neighbor is SHRIEKING out the front window 'HEY AZZHOLE' when her husband ignores her.....You never know.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Flat Again??? View Post
    I would apologize, and offer to plant some new flowers.

    Because it doesn't matter who is right or wrong some times; you have to live next to one another for the foreseeable. Plus, you and your wife will benefit from the flowers, too.
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    I cant believe the amount of negativity and stooping that people suggest.
    Really? Not one of those vindictive suggestions is going to lead to ANY pleasantness. NONE.
    So what's the point? To prove you can too can be a 'crazy azzed neighbor' ??

    Follow of a couple of the middle of the road posts and it'll all work out.
    Plant some privacy shrubs and ignore them, and enjoy the company of the nicer people.

    My wife wants to move because we have some royal POS tards across the street.
    Fine I said. Pick me a street where you KNOW everyone is perfect....Because god knows, from the outside everyone here looks normal, until tard-neighbor is SHRIEKING out the front window 'HEY AZZHOLE' when her husband ignores her.....You never know.


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    I think you missed the sarcasm in pretty much every "bad" response.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flat Again??? View Post
    I would apologize, and offer to plant some new flowers.

    Because it doesn't matter who is right or wrong some times; you have to live next to one another for the foreseeable. Plus, you and your wife will benefit from the flowers, too.
    I agree with this post. It's absolutely not worth the stress of falling out badly with your neighbours, all it does is eat you up inside and take over your life. Chances are they'll calm down with time to reflect.

    One of my friend's fell out with her next door neighbours over a boundary dispute several years ago. Since then it's got worse and worse with the neighbour even going so far as cutting down my friend's wooden fence with a chainsaw one afternoon.

    Because of the boundary dispute they're going to be meeting each other in court later this year, incurring serious legal fees all round. All over a tiny scrap of land. The only discussion for the last few years has been solely about this dispute, to the exclusion of everything else. There's so much bitterness over such a petty thing.

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    I think this thread is somewhat schizophrenic. Although the OP has a real problem with his neighbors I think he was looking to have some fun with the OC folks. So some people are posting serious (and helpful) responses whereas others are throwing out the usual OC irrelevance. Don't take these posts too seriously, its all fun here.

    Right now I'm working on a solution that will include hookers, whoopee cushions and bags of manure. That'll get 'em good, real good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nwbikur View Post
    I think this thread is somewhat schizophrenic. Although the OP has a real problem with his neighbors I think he was looking to have some fun with the OC folks. So some people are posting serious (and helpful) responses whereas others are throwing out the usual OC irrelevance. Don't take these posts too seriously, its all fun here.

    Right now I'm working on a solution that will include hookers, whoopee cushions and bags of manure. That'll get 'em good, real good.
    Irreverence?

    You say that but chances are Brewtality's neighbours have suffered a sense of humour bypass. At this very moment his neighbour's 50 sledneck cousins will be piling into their pick up trucks to head down and sort this out for good. They'll have their adult diapers on to minimise rest stops and be posting twitter updates as they reach each state boundary.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nwbikur View Post
    I think this thread is somewhat schizophrenic. Although the OP has a real problem with his neighbors I think he was looking to have some fun with the OC folks. So some people are posting serious (and helpful) responses whereas others are throwing out the usual OC irrelevance. Don't take these posts too seriously, its all fun here.

    Right now I'm working on a solution that will include hookers, whoopee cushions and bags of manure. That'll get 'em good, real good.
    He gets it.
    I am looking to have some fun here, not really get even. Maybe torment them a little, but mostly see what kind of crazy sh!t the OC can offer.


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    Quote Originally Posted by CHUM View Post
    you didn't kill the morning glory - when it goes dormant you are supposed to cut it back to the ground (I've had morning glory).

    If it's the annual variety you can still prune the holy hell out of it.

    your neighbors are retarded and did something stupid....let them know that.
    You are correct... Morning Glorys are ANNUALS so if you get a drought or frost they won't come back. Educated your neighbors with your intelligence and buy them a $10 Perennial variety, like a Clematis.

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    I think you missed the sarcasm in pretty much every "bad" response.
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    In all seriousness, since they've lived there longer and have had the flowers before you got there, you'd think they'd know how to take care of them. Just let everything cool down before offering help or replacing the flowers. Maybe other things are going wrong in their life and you and your wife got the brunt of it that day. It sounds like you haven't had problems with them before until the flower issue so it's odd that they freaked out on you.

    Apparently I have bindweed and your neighbors have the pretty ones. You can come kill mine anytime you want. I think morning glories are ugly, so you can replace mine with a climbing rose bush or jasmine.

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    UPDATE: Escalation Has Occurred

    I got home from work this evening to find lines of dead grass in my front lawn. My lawn has always been a little yellow, but not dead.
    These are clearly defined lines of dead grass, that were not there yesterday.
    Round Up.

    So am I still supposed to just take the morale high road?
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    Awesome development. These people are definitely willing to escalate

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    How straight are the lines? Maybe a game of Tic Tac Toe?

    Sorry to hear that, these people are obviously idiots, if it was in fact them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    I got home from work this evening to find lines of dead grass in my front lawn. My lawn has always been a little yellow, but not dead.
    These are clearly defined lines of dead grass, that were not there yesterday.
    Round Up.

    So am I still supposed to just take the morale high road?
    Well? What does it spell? :P

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    Wow. These people really sound unhinged. Actually I would be careful. Maybe get some motion activated security cameras?

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    Well? What does it spell? :P
    Nothing yet. Just a few random lines. I'm thinking it might become more clearly defined in the next day or two.
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    I cant believe the amount of negativity and stooping that people suggest.
    Really? Not one of those vindictive suggestions is going to lead to ANY pleasantness. NONE.
    So what's the point? To prove you can too can be a 'crazy azzed neighbor' ??

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    I think you missed the sarcasm in pretty much every "bad" response.
    THIS ^^^

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    Brewtal - on a serious note (and I'm no 'cop caller' in general), I might think about filing a report of what has transpired so far
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    Take pictures of your yard and document EVERYTHING for police reports or in case the cops show up at your house because they made a complaint saying you're destroying their property. Obviously this couple is totally convinced you did something to their flowers. Come on..they are stupid weeds, not a 100,000 dollar irreplaceable exotic rare species of flower.

    Don't do anything to their side of the property or antagonize them as they've probably added cameras/motion sensors to the yard hoping to trap and drag your butt to jail. Let them rot in their own selfishness. You have better things to do than deal with some stupid overrated flowers. Getting the neighbors on your side will make this situation much easier to deal with.

    On the other hand, put lines in their yard..burnt ones that have cult symbolisms and call the police convinced they are a cult practicing devil worshiping and you heard a young girl screaming the other night but thought it was them having loud sex in the back yard until you woke up to find this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    I got home from work this evening to find lines of dead grass in my front lawn. My lawn has always been a little yellow, but not dead.
    These are clearly defined lines of dead grass, that were not there yesterday.
    Round Up.

    So am I still supposed to just take the morale high road?
    Take pictures and document it, this will end up in small claims court.

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    If the dead grass in your lawn spells 'GFY', they are obviously members here and have been reading these posts... they just beat you to the punch!

    It does seem strange that the Morning Glory suddenly died off after being cut back. Was there a particularly bad cold spell? It also seems like there's a disconnect here somewhere, as you said you and they were chatting amiably before all this, and then the switch flipped. That does not really compute unless they are both going thru some serious personal stuff that caused this erratic behaviour, or you did something else in the meantime, knowingly or unknowingly, to aggravate them in some way.
    Sounds like you are already involved to a degree that will color your serenity, so get cameras to prove it is them messing with your property before you do anything. It could just be a pissed off squirrel pissing on your grass cos someone put a house on his space...
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    A pissed off squirrel? I'd sooner go with aliens.
    Yes, still think you should take the high road. Unless you want it to escalate. Think a low life coward would do spiteful sneaky sh!t behind your back. Reacting to these low life cowards just confirms for them that they got you, and it worked. If they picked up their hands, now that's another story.
    Think a smart person would change the coarse in their favor, or at least be prepared for what comes next. Do something like this threads title suggests, and you're no better than them, and shouldn't be surprised by what you get in return.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post

    It does seem strange that the Morning Glory suddenly died off after being cut back. .
    Some plants will die if you trim them down during a certain time of year or during a certain part of their growing cycle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    It does seem strange that the Morning Glory suddenly died off after being cut back. Was there a particularly bad cold spell?
    We cut the morning glory back last year, June 2012. It didn't die until this year. I don't see a connection. And when we cut it back, it was only back to the top of the fence.

    Talk about affecting my serenity, I heard a noise out front last night and went running to investigate, AR in hand. Ya, I'm a little paranoid right now and I'm not going to do anything to escalate this situation.





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    [QUOTE=Brewtality;10448273]I got home from work this evening to find lines of dead grass in my front lawn. My lawn has always been a little yellow, but not dead.
    These are clearly defined lines of dead grass, that were not there yesterday.
    Round Up. [QUOTE]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    We cut the morning glory back last year, June 2012. It didn't die until this year. I don't see a connection. And when we cut it back, it was only back to the top of the fence.

    Talk about affecting my serenity, I heard a noise out front last night and went running to investigate, AR in hand. Ya, I'm a little paranoid right now and I'm not going to do anything to escalate this situation.





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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    We cut the morning glory back last year, June 2012. It didn't die until this year. I don't see a connection. And when we cut it back, it was only back to the top of the fence.

    Talk about affecting my serenity, I heard a noise out front last night and went running to investigate, AR in hand. Ya, I'm a little paranoid right now and I'm not going to do anything to escalate this situation.
    Are you sure you didn't piss of another neighbor? Because this would be a classic psychopath move. Psychopath kills the morning glories; the neighbor yells at you. Psychopath roundup lines in your grass; you escalate with the neighbor. The whole time the psychopath is cleaning his garage waiting for the WWIII. That's the type of revenge you need to play. The one he doesn't suspect but messes with his life and head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    Nothing yet. Just a few random lines. I'm thinking it might become more clearly defined in the next day or two.
    Pictures for us, please!!

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    This is no fun without pics...

    I've got Woodie Harrelson playing your rear neighbor, who's his wife? Goldie Hawn

    You could be like maybe Bruce Willis or something.... Your kids are the ones from the movie Spy kids.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nwbikur View Post
    Wow. These people really sound unhinged. Actually I would be careful. Maybe get some motion activated security cameras?
    This I would recommend getting cameras, they will help in the long run and might deter them from doing more.
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    Yeah, they suck, nothing on my neighbors though.

    Moved in 15 years ago. Our kids played together, etc.

    Then, "Peter" grew up, and turned 16.

    My wife started to notice a reduction in the number of undies she had. Not all of a sudden, sort of a slow, drop in numbers.

    We do the spinning laundry hanger of socks and undies, beats them up less than the dryer. It's right inside our back door, where the kids came and went. Never gave it a second thought.

    Fast forward a year, and now, it's obvious. She needed to go buy new panties, and bras, as she was unable to go for more than two days now.

    Several silk nighties were missing too.

    To put it mildly, way too many missing for it to be the dryer monster, stuff slipping behind the washer, etc.

    Bought a bunch. Actually had some fun going with her, but that's another story.....

    So, less than a month later, half of that NEW haul, is gone.

    We'd been joking about the fact that it was "Peter". Why? Because he was always hanging around, acting kinda goofy, but hey, kids do that, right?

    Our son is home from school one day, wasn't supposed to be. Mom comes home from work, and leaves to go out for her afternoon jog. We never lock the house, we live in the country after all. He's upstairs, reading, and hears footsteps on the stairs. Waits till he hears our beadroom door open, and goes to confront, you guessed it, "Peter", with his hand in my wifes top drawer.

    He runs, cops are called, and then it gets ugly. Parents rally round him, their little boy isn't a pervert, he'd never do such a thing, we are horrible people for even suggesting this.

    My wife is out close to $1K in skivvies, girls, you know how $$$ that stuff gets......

    She has to see him in school, we have to see the parents daily, etc.

    Our house and cars have been defaced, yeah, it rocks.

    I feel for anyone with douchey neighbors, this crap is for the birds.
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    Douchebaggery doesn't work, it's for children. If you want to end it confrontation is the way to go. Maybe the only wise words ever spoken by Iron Mike Tyson, "everybody has a plan, until they get punched in the face" .
    Not saying to do that, but face to face makes it real and gains respect.

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    Uhm, wow. So did he stuff it all in his top drawer? I'll bet his parents are a bit on the conservative side and don't even let him look at the magazine rack at the local grocery store fearing the devil may tempt him to read Seventeen. Hormones, sheesh.
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    Well that just nutts... I'm not sure how I would have reacted. The parents must have found his "stash", right? Or, what do you think he did with all the undies? They have to be somewhere.
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    Yeah, they suck, nothing on my neighbors though.

    Moved in 15 years ago. Our kids played together, etc.

    Then, "Peter" grew up, and turned 16.

    My wife started to notice a reduction in the number of undies she had. Not all of a sudden, sort of a slow, drop in numbers.

    We do the spinning laundry hanger of socks and undies, beats them up less than the dryer. It's right inside our back door, where the kids came and went. Never gave it a second thought.

    Fast forward a year, and now, it's obvious. She needed to go buy new panties, and bras, as she was unable to go for more than two days now.

    Several silk nighties were missing too.

    To put it mildly, way too many missing for it to be the dryer monster, stuff slipping behind the washer, etc.

    Bought a bunch. Actually had some fun going with her, but that's another story.....

    So, less than a month later, half of that NEW haul, is gone.

    We'd been joking about the fact that it was "Peter". Why? Because he was always hanging around, acting kinda goofy, but hey, kids do that, right?

    Our son is home from school one day, wasn't supposed to be. Mom comes home from work, and leaves to go out for her afternoon jog. We never lock the house, we live in the country after all. He's upstairs, reading, and hears footsteps on the stairs. Waits till he hears our beadroom door open, and goes to confront, you guessed it, "Peter", with his hand in my wifes top drawer.

    He runs, cops are called, and then it gets ugly. Parents rally round him, their little boy isn't a pervert, he'd never do such a thing, we are horrible people for even suggesting this.

    My wife is out close to $1K in skivvies, girls, you know how $$$ that stuff gets......

    She has to see him in school, we have to see the parents daily, etc.

    Our house and cars have been defaced, yeah, it rocks.

    I feel for anyone with douchey neighbors, this crap is for the birds.
    That, if anything else, should be enough to convince anyone to lock their doors.

    And around here there has been a rash of rural burglaries targeting the more remote areas where people don't lock up

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    It's mind blowing that these loser neighbors get away with so much even after complaints to the cops and documentations of proof that your neighbors are crappy. There's nothing anyone can do and that "Peter" gets away with 1000 dollars worth of underwear and you are the bad guy is disgusting. Same with the suddenly dead flowers that are nearly impossible to kill anyway. That's suspicious in it's own way.

    If "Peter" is still stealing underwear despite the door being locked I'd keep your wife's stuff in a separate place and give "Peter" some special underwear in the drawer with well deserved "itching problems", feminine hair removal product cream, double sided tape, or topical pain reliever cream that goes icy after a few minutes. Or stick loaded mouse traps in between the underwear so they go off when he paws through it.

    Tell him to get a job and buy his own pretty underwear and hide it from his dear mommy and daddy. Then he can get as frilly and lacy as he wants. No one bats an eye if a guy walks into Victoria Secrets and buys underwear anymore.

    Best of luck to both of you.

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    sounds like a future congressman
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    THIS ^^^

    - what are you doing in this neck of the woods anyways?
    No action in the crackenfail threads?
    I dont doubt there is sarcasm in some of the posts.....But certainly not all...
    I like the cameras idea.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CdaleTony View Post
    I dont doubt there is sarcasm in some of the posts.....But certainly not all...
    I like the cameras idea.
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    Thanks for quoting highdells post, for some reason I don't see it, and it's comic gold!

    Yeah, was wandering around the OC before my ride last night, and stumbled across it. Figured it needed a dose of other stories....

    No escalation on our part. Since the original call to the cops, there's been two more, so there is a well documented case, and if something were to happen to "Peter" or his family and their stuff, it would take the cop less than a minute to walk from their house, to mine. Not a difficult line to draw, not at all.

    Any cop worth his salt would, of course, wish to high five me, but due to constraints of the job, I'd likely end up in the paper.

    The rest of the story, (since his family cropped up in a few responses)?

    Pure white trash. The type that airs their dirty laundry in the back yard for all to hear. Kid has been abused verbally, since he was old enough to walk. His older sibling got it too. Once they got a bit older, they started to roll sh*t downhill onto younger too, share the love, you know? Plenty of swearing, insults, personal attacks, "you're a fat f*cking stupid piece of sh&t ***#ot", "shut the f*ck up you're so f*cking stupid", you know, that sort of thing, nice, uplifting stuff.

    We helped the kid out, Gave him a place to hang that was safe and sane, took him out with us for dinner, on bike rides, to the fair, stuff like that. We've known him since he was like, 4. He'd show up at our door when the yelling got louder, which was several times a week.

    With that added info, you can start to see how it would get difficult to deal with.

    Cops couldn't do anything, since when the original event happened, he was still a minor, and if the parents wouldn't agree, nothing to do. Subsequent events don't have witnesses, but I can't imagine anyone else in this sleepy little community who would steal from our cars on the same night that poorly spelled racial slurs, swear words (even the C word, only place on my wifes car) were written in marker on fence, house, cars, etc. No witness, no charges. Just documented.

    He's now 21, has a vehicle which gets louder by the day, and the throttle is JUICED every time he drives by our house. Often words thrown out the window too.

    Sells drugs to kids in town, doesn't have a job, still lives with Mom and Dad, (older sibling got out, obviously the smarter one) weighs about 250, and looks like a walking heart attack.

    Sadly, I'm going with, your actions will be your undoing. Anything else (and believe me, I've wracked my brain) would just peg me as the perp, and achieve a "HA HA" from the family up the road.

    Wife worked in the school too, got accosted by the parents for not gifting their sweetie a passing grade in English. Quote, "he ain't gonna need no f*cking Shakespeare or poetry to do what he's gonna do, why the f*ck you gotta make him read that crap if he don't want to?" Yeah, quality parents there.....

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    You assume people like that would call the cops if you retaliated? If the son is dealing drugs out of their house calling the cops is the last thing they will do.

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    MCS, it sounds like the same family that's living behind me, just 15 years younger.
    I have heard the parents screaming expletive laced rants at their kids, a 7 year old girl and 3 year old boy.


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    Sounds like your neighbors lived next door to us for a year. Expletives shouted at full volume at small children in the backyard. It's incredible how well voices carry over water (we live next to a small lake). Thankfully they were renting and the owner refused to renew their lease. They were so angry with the entire neighborhood for constantly complaining about them...
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigRingGrinder View Post
    You assume people like that would call the cops if you retaliated? If the son is dealing drugs out of their house calling the cops is the last thing they will do.

    Game on.
    This assumes a certain level of intelligence, one that says to you, "hmm, we're kind of exposed here, perhaps calling the cops is a bad idea...."

    He doesn't sell out of the house actually.

    He gets a call, and screws out f the driveway at top speed, to meet up with his customer at a gas station in town, seen it multiple times. Why the owners allow it, is beyond me.

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    Whatever, as you proclaim there's so many sh!tty people in his life. When you had the upper hand, a chance to offer some compassion, guidance, or to simply show kindness, maybe be part of his solution, or at least set an example of how people can be cool, out of fear, and concern over yourself, you called the cops and now are part of his problems.
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    I see a couple of options:

    1) think about the consequences of whatever you do, in advance.
    2) keep things interesting and take the consequences, as they come, as a surprise

    My dad did his life's work delivering milk and dairy stuff to shops, schools, etc. One day, a shopkeeper lady kept ranting and complaining for a long time, while he was doing the delivery there. When the ranting ceased, he asked her in a mild tone: "Do you have any other worries?" The lady burst out laughing, and gave him coffee and a pastry every working day for the next 20 years, or so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theMeat View Post
    Whatever, as you proclaim there's so many sh!tty people in his life. When you had the upper hand, a chance to offer some compassion, guidance, or to simply show kindness, maybe be part of his solution, or at least set an example of how people can be cool, out of fear, and concern over yourself, you called the cops and now are part of his problems.
    Yeah, usually nothing ends up well when a cop shows up. At least that's been my experience. I would have started with lock my doors. Problem probably would have been solved then and there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theMeat View Post
    When you had the upper hand, a chance to offer some compassion, guidance, or to simply show kindness, maybe be part of his solution, or at least set an example of how people can be cool, out of fear, and concern over yourself, you called the cops and now are part of his problems.
    Hmmm......

    Perhaps you missed the part where we gave him a place to come hide/escape his crappy situation, for close to a decade? Add to that, my wife being in special ed, helping both he, and his brother with school work, which they (naturally and pretty normally, rebelled against), only to then be rewarded with what amounted to a fairly serious amount of theft over an extended period of time (so not a singular, "bad choice" event), not to mention a healthy dose or perversion, and my wife feeling pretty violated?

    Ask the women in your life, what they would have done, and get back to me with your high horse.....

    Man, didn't expect that one at all.

    I suppose the flowers should have been replanted and tended to, in perpetuity at the OP's expense, in your world??
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    Quote Originally Posted by MendonCycleSmith View Post
    I suppose the flowers should have been replanted and tended to, in perpetuity at the OP's expense, in your world??
    That's not going to happen.
    My wife made the comment that maybe we should grow our own morning glories in the backyard.
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    You dont have to " Grow " them.... they do it naturally.

    Just get you some big handfulls and sow some seeds.... in their lawn, cracks of concrete, along the side of the house, trim work of the car, around the mailbox, around the AC condenser, in the gutters.

    they growed everywhere.

    if they want Morning Glorys... give them some damn MORNING GLORYS !!!
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    Mendon, seems like someone has stereotyped you as a pacifist kindly New Englander ... here people assume the opposite if they're smart.

    I'd be trying to find a way to bring his panty snatching history to light and cause him some trouble with his customers/distributors. Or, I'd quietly get to know a deputy and take care of the problem that way. Nothing worse than a drug dealer in your neighborhood.

    I like fishbucket's idea on sewing them all the morning glories they can stand.
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    High horse? Well than never mind. Since your handling of the situation had a terrible outcome for everyone as you've admitted, guess it's ok with me if you want to hold onto what you're right about and disagree with me. But please, don't let that stop you from offering Brewt some advice on making the same mistakes to make things better.
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    Fishbucket's idea is great!

    As for Mendon, I don't think you could have handled it any better. If I'd caught some kid going through my wife's chonies, I'd beat that little MFer to death and then use the Tone's method to hide the body. Sure, now you've got some issues with the neighbors, but I'm sure they'll eventually get what's coming to them.

    I can remember when I was a kid we had a drug dealer across the street selling meth. It went on for years and everyone knew about it. The guy next door talked to the cops about it and the said they were "gathering evidence" against him. He told them they better gather quick because he was hording gas and he was about to put it to use and burn that dudes house to the ground. The DEA was there within the week putting cuffs on that *******. It was his 3rd strike and no one has seen or heard from him in almost 20 years.

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    Yep, awesome idea, sew those suckers everywhere. It'll like Kudzu, only prettier.

    Meat, shoot me your address, I'll pass it on, and ask that he calls first, so you can have a bed made up for him in the spare room, and a plate in the fridge.

    All due respect? I'm not much of a keyboard ninja, and try to be nice to all, so your initial response kinda threw me. We've not locked horns in the past, see no need now.

    Tell me just how it is that you'd have turned the other cheek, and kept playing nice if it were in your house? Believe me, we labored over the decision to call the cops, but it came down to the fact that we'd done all we could, we'd been kind, generous, understanding, etc.

    There reaches a point when you simply cannot just let things continue to happen, and having a chat with the parents would not have been effective, you'll just have to accept that as a given. It's not like we just freaked out and called them because he was tromping in the flower garden.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishbucket View Post
    You dont have to " Grow " them.... they do it naturally.

    Just get you some big handfulls and sow some seeds.... in their lawn, cracks of concrete, along the side of the house, trim work of the car, around the mailbox, around the AC condenser, in the gutters.

    they growed everywhere.

    if they want Morning Glorys... give them some damn MORNING GLORYS !!!
    This may be the best solution thus far... Awesome idea fishbucket!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishbucket View Post
    You dont have to " Grow " them.... they do it naturally.

    Just get you some big handfulls and sow some seeds.... in their lawn, cracks of concrete, along the side of the house, trim work of the car, around the mailbox, around the AC condenser, in the gutters.

    they growed everywhere.

    if they want Morning Glorys... give them some damn MORNING GLORYS !!!
    love this idea..don't forget the gutters if they don't take care of them....

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    Quote Originally Posted by MendonCycleSmith View Post
    We've not locked horns in the past, see no need now. Tell me just how it is that you'd have turned the other cheek,
    It's easy for me to say I'd turn the other cheek when I'm not in the situation, but it also gives me an advantage to try and give good advice.
    Yes, we've not locked horns before, agreed no need now, nuff said.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MendonCycleSmith View Post
    sew those suckers everywhere. It'll like Kudzu, only prettier...
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    Go get a butt load of tiny nails, spread them onto his grass in the dead of night.

    You cant mow the lawn with all those little nails and he'll have to pick them out of the grass the hard way.

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    Mendon,

    Same kind of thing happened with me. Let a great kid in all the time since I could offer a stable place for him to hang out and he brings a girl downstairs and starts fooling around with her in front of my kids and another neighbor kid. Totally freaked them out and I expressed my disappointment with him and asked him to get his stuff and leave.

    He'd spent the night, ate with us, went places with us, all of it. I didn't know she was 13 which really made me really sick and he's 16. Mistake was letting them go downstairs to watch TV even though my kids/neighbor kid were downstairs. So rule now is no mixed groups downstairs.

    What I want to know is who is Peter stealing fancy underwear from now that he's lost his source of free ones. The thought of a big bad drug dealer wearing women's underwear cracks me up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bethany1 View Post
    What I want to know is who is Peter stealing fancy underwear from now that he's lost his source of free ones. The thought of a big bad drug dealer wearing women's underwear cracks me up.
    Good to know Creepagers are everywhere

    Yeah, we've wondered the same thing. The thought of what he was doing with them is a big chunk of my wifes emotional trauma over the whole thing, giving them to his GF, selling them to other creeps, "using them" (ewww). Thoughts of him wearing them himself is the only thing that lightens the mood.....
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    I think I have a feud developing with the neighbors. For weeks there's been a constant beeping at 20 second intervals. I live in mountainous terrain and sounds carry in a strange way here. I work in the operating room with a different schedule everyday. I'm always on call too, sleep odd hours and it's affecting my work.

    This weekend I had to the chance to ask the next door neighbor if he noticed it. He said that it was his ultrasonic gopher repellent device. I told him I haven't been sleeping, except when I sleep on the kitchen floor on days I have to work. This thing is right outside my bedroom window and all of my bedrooms are on that side of the house. I let him know it was driving me insane.

    The neighbor pulled the device the second I mentioned it to him, but I just got back from dinner, and there's that constant beep again.

    I suspect it's the wife. She slammed the living room window the minute I lit up a cigar earlier. They're retired. I'm single, live alone and I'm almost never home. Let the games begin.
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    So my wife and I thought we should maintain the morale high ground on this issue. Ok, it was really my wife. I'm nowhere close to as nice as she is.
    We gave our neighbors a $25 gift card to Lowes along with a note. We told them we did nothing to their plant, but we were sorry it died. If they want to replace the plant, that should cover things very well.

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    Excellent move, I'd think for 25 bucks you got some good neighbors now. If not then for 25 bucks you know you tried the hi road, if things get ugly no guilt for what you do to them, and put the next move clearly on their shoulders, in their face, no sneaky sh!t. Well worth it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    I thought we should maintain the morale high ground on this issue. :
    whew... I thought this thread was about morning glory s....and not PANSY s..

    Glad you cleared it up as your wife's idea.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishbucket View Post
    whew... I thought this thread was about morning glory s....and not PANSY s..

    Glad you cleared it up as your wife's idea.
    Hahaha~!!!

    Good move brewtality.. The ball is in their court now.
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    Going to need more popcorn...I wonder if they ever say anything back.

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    Best way to handle it, even though I wouldn't have given them 25.00. My tight ass would have bought them a couple seed packs of morning glory and put in a card and said "Happy Effing Planting" haha. Just kidding about that last part.

    If they turned psycho over the dead morning glory, I would definitely be trying to avoid any future contact with them because this probably won't be the last time they flip out over nothing.
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    Props, Brew. Good on ya for trying to make peace. I was gonna mail you a bag of poop to put on their front porch, but I guess I'll hold off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dickeydoo View Post
    Best way to handle it, even though I wouldn't have given them 25.00. My tight ass would have bought them a couple seed packs of morning glory and put in a card and said "Happy Effing Planting" haha. Just kidding about that last part.

    If they turned psycho over the dead morning glory, I would definitely be trying to avoid any future contact with them because this probably won't be the last time they flip out over nothing.
    see I would have done some thing else, like give them a pack of seeds of weed hidden as morning glory, then called the cops on them when the plant was full grown.
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    I'd still unscrew a valve-stem or two from their car/truck if parked outside. (then screw it back in)
    No real harm, and a 'confusing' visit to the tire shop if they don't try to inflate it
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    This better be fake - I'll hit him for real if not
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    I got home from work this evening to find lines of dead grass in my front lawn. My lawn has always been a little yellow, but not dead.
    These are clearly defined lines of dead grass, that were not there yesterday.
    Round Up.

    So am I still supposed to just take the morale high road?
    These neighbors don't think like normal people. Any practical joke you retaliate with will be blown out of proportion and the retaliations will keep escalating until someone's pet is poisoned or someones car is vandalized - most likely your pet or car since you are the sane one.

    Security cameras are pretty cheap these days. They come with motion sensors and DVR and nightvision and web access. Its a lot of security and peace of mind for a few hundred bucks. Now that there's bad blood between you and your crazy neighbors, expect sh*tty things from them.

    Take the high road. Maybe your neighbors will feel foolish when the morning glory grows back like the freaking weed it is.

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    Re: Update: A Peace Offering

    Better than a "piece" offering, I suppose...


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    Better than a "piece" offering, I suppose...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leopold Porkstacker View Post
    So, whatís the latest news? Have things simmered down, or escalated?
    Nothing new. We gave them the gift card. They have not acknowledged it at all to us. We were in our respective backyards on Sunday. They never said a word to us.
    Hopefully this issue has passed.

    Our friends around the corner are having a peach of a time with their neighbors. That situation involves a pit bull attacking our friends wife, the dog owners shooting the dog, and then telling law enforcement they had never owned a dog. Now our friend's wife is going through rabies treatments.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    the dog owners shooting the dog,
    Perfect !... what should always be done. [/thumbsup]


    and then telling law enforcement they had never owned a dog.
    I'm sure the dog hair all over the house and yard will clear that up... Rotten f'ers.. lawyer-up and bring them to their knees....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishbucket View Post
    Perfect !... what should always be done. [/thumbsup]
    .
    It's a shame dogs get bad reps because of shitty owners. I think the owners should have been shot not the dog.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by NJTransplant View Post
    It's a shame dogs get bad reps because of shitty owners. .
    Pit Bulls are inherently dangerous, more so than any other dog. the breed was designed to kill.... anything.
    Just the other day a boy ( I believe 6 yrs old) was attacked by "his" own family dog... later died in the hospital.

    Was it the fault of the owners??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishbucket View Post
    Pit Bulls are inherently dangerous, more so than any other dog. the breed was designed to kill.... anything.
    Just the other day a boy ( I believe 6 yrs old) was attacked by "his" own family dog... later died in the hospital.

    Was it the fault of the owners??
    yes.

    watching a 6 year old pulling and trying to ride a large breed of dog without stopping that behavior is the owners fault.

    Pits simply are more powerful....and attract the 'tough' guy crowd who perpetuate poor breeding/training/common sense. Pitties are a 'status' dog in today's culture.

    I don't think there's inherently anything wrong with the breed, just like there's nothing wrong with dobies, rotties, german shepherds, ridgebacks, akitas, etc...

    it all boils down to responsible owners who have a modicum of common sense and understanding on how to handle large, powerful breeds of dogs...and part of that understating is knowing not to leave little kids alone with them (little kids and animals lack impulse control for the most part)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishbucket View Post
    Pit Bulls are inherently dangerous, more so than any other dog. the breed was designed to kill.... anything.
    Just the other day a boy ( I believe 6 yrs old) was attacked by "his" own family dog... later died in the hospital.

    Was it the fault of the owners??
    Yes. There are signs, normally very easy to identify, that something is going wrong and the dog is uncomfortable. Little kids are especially good at making dogs uncomfortable because they are highly unpredictable. I do not know the story so I will not judge the dog nor the owners but I am a firm believer in you must know what type of dog you are getting and the amount of work you MUST put into training to ensure a happy, healthy, and confident dog. No dog is inherently aggressive from birth, while many are bred for protection, to hunt down large game, etc. If the owners are knowledgeable enough to know this and ensure the dog is well socialized, exercised, and trained correctly none of these factors will matter. One of my good friends picked up a pure bread pit bull from one of the oldest documented fighting lines in the world. Does this mean his dog will be attacking people? Not in the least. He works with it daily, socialized it correctly, and it is the nicest and most gentle dog I've met. It has been around numerous babies/young children and they hang all over it.

    Know the dog you are getting and its history if it's a rescue and then concentrate on any known issues you might think the dog is predisposed to. I work with herding dogs on a daily basis, and the main issue people complain about is the dog nipping at the heals of little kids. Well what do you expect from a herding dog? Most of the time the dog has not be exercised enough and has no outlet for it's energy. Which is one of the main issues with most dogs that become aggressive, have "separation anxiety", and many other issues that people think something is wrong with the dog.

    I could go on forever sorry for the long piece but I believe strongly in the responsibility is on the owners.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CHUM View Post
    .and part of that understating is knowing not to leave little kids alone with them
    Because that dog is a Vicious , Dangerous, Attacker... more so than any other dog.
    That's why the Owners need that understanding... just as you have said.

    watching a 6 year old pulling and trying to ride a large breed of dog without stopping that behavior is the owners fault.
    There are plenty of kids riding their powerful, large German sheps, Chesapeake bays, labs , goldens and I'd wager to say Rotties and Mastifs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishbucket View Post
    Because that dog is a Vicious , Dangerous, Attacker... more so than any other dog.
    That's why the Owners need that understanding... just as you have said.
    In recent history, yes. Pits have caused more grievous harm than other breeds.....due to the tough guy status they bring their owners. We agree, bad owners and/or poor breeding.



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    There are plenty of kids riding their powerful, large German sheps, Chesapeake bays, labs , goldens and I'd wager to say Rotties and Mastifs.
    i doubt it. where did you get that info from?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CHUM View Post
    yes.

    watching a 6 year old pulling and trying to ride a large breed of dog without stopping that behavior is the owners fault.

    Pits simply are more powerful....and attract the 'tough' guy crowd who perpetuate poor breeding/training/common sense. Pitties are a 'status' dog in today's culture.

    I don't think there's inherently anything wrong with the breed, just like there's nothing wrong with dobies, rotties, german shepherds, ridgebacks, akitas, etc...

    it all boils down to responsible owners who have a modicum of common sense and understanding on how to handle large, powerful breeds of dogs...and part of that understating is knowing not to leave little kids alone with them (little kids and animals lack impulse control for the most part)

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    Absolutely Chum! My wife has a Silkie (grey yorkie) and my 1 year old son pesters her relentlessly. The dog is loving and playful with him to the point of being a saint. Some of our friends have German Shorthair pointers that are large dogs that are the same way with their 8 month old and our son. Another friend has 3 Pits and they are honestly the most loving, intuitive dogs I have ever seen. They were rescues and show the scars of a hard life, but those dogs love kids and people. They actually run away from confrontation, which drives "daddy" crazy because he was hoping for some guard dogs for his family. Dogs are a reflection of their owner, just like kids. If my kid turns into a little shitbag, it's because I'm a bad father, not because he came out as a mischievous ginger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NJTransplant View Post
    I am a firm believer in you must know what type of dog you are getting and the amount of work you MUST put into training .
    If Pits are such wonderful loving ,care free dogs from birth, Why MUST they be trained so earnestly?
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    Quote Originally Posted by scottap2003 View Post
    which drives "daddy" crazy because he was hoping for some guard dogs for his family..
    Because he knows how Pits are ?? if he want's a Guard dog why not a German Shep?

    There is a reason Pit bulls are not in the back of LEO patrol cars.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishbucket View Post
    Because that dog is a Vicious , Dangerous, Attacker... more so than any other dog.
    That's why the Owners need that understanding... just as you have said.



    There are plenty of kids riding their powerful, large German sheps, Chesapeake bays, labs , goldens and I'd wager to say Rotties and Mastifs.


    Pitbulls have that reputation because of people WANTING them to have it. Owners want to have the "tough guy" appearance as it has already been stated. Without correct training ANY dog will turn and bite a child with they are hanging on them and playing with their ears etc. Any responsible pet owner would never leave a child alone with ANY bread of dog, big or small. Since the child is so unpredictable how should a dog react in a situation where it has no idea what will happen next?

    It is people that share your views that make the pitbull have this reputation has an "inherently" aggressive breed. Most owners are not responsible enough to deal with ANY large breed of dog just because they are powerful and take a much more intense for of training. I know plenty of aggressive labs, rotties, bull mastifs, akitas, and many other large breeds not considered in the "bully breeds" category. All because they were not socialized and the owners had no clue how to correctly train a dog.

    If the family has never owned a large dog they should have gotten the dog as a puppy and immediately enrolled in puppy classes and learned to socialize the dog. If the correct steps were taken by the owners this situation could have EASILY been avoided.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishbucket View Post
    Because he knows how Pits are ?? if he want's a Guard dog why not a German Shep?

    There is a reason Pit bulls are not in the back of LEO patrol cars.
    Because German shepherds are much more agile than a pitbull. Many reasons go into choosing police dogs and german shepherds were the perfect breed. They are agile, fast, intelligent, and driven dogs. Their longer bodies and much larger build (ie height) allows them to clear much large obstacles than almost any other breed of dog.

    You ever seen a police dog attach a suspect? Most don't listen to the release command until the handler grabs them and pulls them away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishbucket View Post
    If Pits are such wonderful loving ,care free dogs from birth, Why MUST they be trained so earnestly?
    Look at my reply, ALL dogs must be trained earnestly especially large powerfull breads. This is mainly because if a small dog jumps on you it's cute if a 100+ rottie or pit does it's not so cute. The same goes for "nipping" or any other unwanted behavior. It increases in with size until the owners feel "out of control" yet you can see a little chihuahua acting the same way and not have a second though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ozz View Post
    Chihuahuas are the most violent and viscious breed of dog in existence. They can be on your jugular in an instant. Good thing they're tiny.
    Yes, IF people reported their bites they would have the most bites per dog in the world.

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    Why yes I did, and I can see why. In Aussie they're the most popular breed the same as Labs are in the US. The original breed is the Staffordshire bull terrier. My Staffy was definitely a Nanny. I had and have known many Pits, and anyone who knows the breed knows the one thing they're loved for is their eagerness to make you happy. Unfortunately if you're a tough guy wanna be and/or you want your dog to be than it will, because it's a fearless breed with a huge threshold for pain. And imo it still has alot of similarities like loyalty, and courage, but the American breed is changed. Both my Pit and my Staffy were 100% trustable with, and committed to, any size humans. My Staffy loved everyone, my Pit had a much better sense of aura. Usually when she didn't like someone it just took me longer to figure out why.
    With that being said i definitely think certain breeds are more likely to be a certain way. Like a German Shepherd, especially large boned, are more likely to be instigative, in your face observant, and bite when your leaving because they were breed to herd. That's why so many Sherherds are named Buttkiss. My whole life growing up had dogs and could never teach them to retrieve. When I got my Lab I threw the ball and he brought it back, first time every time.
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    Anything new? Have they burned a cross in your front yard or anything?

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    Anything new? Have they burned a cross in your front yard or anything?
    Nothing new. They aren't talking to us. No acknowledgement of the gift card we gave them. No more dead grass either though. And ya, no cross burnings.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    Nothing new. They aren't talking to us. No acknowledgement of the gift card we gave them. No more dead grass either though. And ya, no cross burnings.
    I am ok with the current status quo. Leave us alone and we will leave them alone.
    Good to hear things are quiet. For those thinking this doesn't happen in rural areas, I'm here to tell you it's a myth. I have 2 acres and had neighbors that started out good and ended up to be idiots. My company built both homes at the same time and they moved in a few months after we did. We both had 2 kids of similar ages and interacted for a few years in good manner. We invited them to partys at our place, played football with the kids etc. The husband was always a little 'different', but that was ok. He started taking liberties with my property and other neighbors, such as crossing properties with his quad. While I was out of the country on vacation, I found ruts the entire width of my backyard. They went from my one neighbors house who was putting in an above ground swimming pool to the goofballs property where he was building a bridge over a creek in his yard and needed some soil for fill. I checked with my good neighbor just so I knew the answer, and wasn't sure what to do. One evening my wife and I were sitting at our fireplace having a beer and he was out in his yard. I couldn't contain myself, so I walked over to the property line and simply told him that I did no want him riding his quad in my yard anymore. He questioned what I was speaking of, so asked him to walk and talk with me and I walked from where the tracks started in his yard thru my yard, but he wasn't following, he got the point. So I told him again that I didn't want him riding his quad in my yard. His first comment was "the other neighbors don't care if I ride my quad in their yard." Then he dropped the bomb, "it wasn't me it was my boy". I asked him if he was really that small of a man that he would blame his kid and pressed him with some other comments as I was in disbelief. Anyway, he made a comment that involved my kids and that was that. He got a good understanding of what our neighborly relationship was going to be. He did call me once after that incident as my lawn mowing company, allegedly, ran over some pine saplings that he planted on the property line. He got them for free as he worked for the power company, but I felt obligated to replace if my guys did indeed cut them down. I got him new plants and left them on his front porch, he called and said that it was really hot the day he planted the originals and wanted compensated for his time also. He got a brief and insiteful speech about him and his time. They moved 2 years ago, THE END.

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    Came home one night to find a kid, 13-14 years old, in my neighbors car rummaging around. I caught him, put him in an arm lock, and walked him to my house to call the police. When you walk into my house, you can see the basement door, and the kitchen - which has the phone. OTW to my house with this kid, he kept asking me not to call the cops and he was sorry. I kept telling him that I would think about it.

    Anyways.. when I got into the house with this kid, I walked towards the basement.. Since I had him locked up, I felt all strength from his legs just give out. He was that terrified. Good... I went around and called the cops - then walked him to meet the neighbor he was stealing from. That went well too..

    When the cops arrived, they had the back window down a bit, and I heard him tell the cops it wasn't him. I walked up to the cop, and told him that I may have been mistaken and they could release him and leave the scene. The kid immediately spoke up, and told the police all of the houses he stole from. I wonder why...

    My next door neighbor has a kid and is single. Last year sometime, I went out for a smoke one night and there was very obvious noises eminating from their house, loudly. Her boyfriend at the time was beating the living crap out of her. I went up to the house with knife in hand. As I got to their garage door, he came out in front of me (his back was turned). I reached under his arm, hand weaved to the back of his head, pushed his head down, and the knife went to his neck. He stopped and stood very still immediately. I talked to my neighbor, asked her if everything was ok, and she wanted me to let him go. I told him to never return to the neighborhood again, "and if he did, my time studying the interrogation techniques from the Vietnam-era CIA would go into good practice." He never returned. (It wasn't her I worried about, she is a damn adult. Her kid on the other hand....)

    Maybe I'm the crazy-ass neighbor?

    PS: I'm not actually a violent person, but if the need arises, then; yea. It sucks, but such is life.

    Also I do not recommend anyone try the above - it can land you in jail very quickly, or can have lethal consequences. I just don't care: I have my own moral judgements about what needs to happen. If legally speaking, it lands me in jail or worse, so be it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RandomGuyOnABike View Post
    Came home one night to find a kid, 13-14 years old, in my neighbors car rummaging around. I caught him, put him in an arm lock, and walked him to my house to call the police. When you walk into my house, you can see the basement door, and the kitchen - which has the phone. OTW to my house with this kid, he kept asking me not to call the cops and he was sorry. I kept telling him that I would think about it.

    Anyways.. when I got into the house with this kid, I walked towards the basement.. Since I had him locked up, I felt all strength from his legs just give out. He was that terrified. Good... I went around and called the cops - then walked him to meet the neighbor he was stealing from. That went well too..

    When the cops arrived, they had the back window down a bit, and I heard him tell the cops it wasn't him. I walked up to the cop, and told him that I may have been mistaken and they could release him and leave the scene. The kid immediately spoke up, and told the police all of the houses he stole from. I wonder why...

    My next door neighbor has a kid and is single. Last year sometime, I went out for a smoke one night and there was very obvious noises eminating from their house, loudly. Her boyfriend at the time was beating the living crap out of her. I went up to the house with knife in hand. As I got to their garage door, he came out in front of me (his back was turned). I reached under his arm, hand weaved to the back of his head, pushed his head down, and the knife went to his neck. He stopped and stood very still immediately. I talked to my neighbor, asked her if everything was ok, and she wanted me to let him go. I told him to never return to the neighborhood again, "and if he did, my time studying the interrogation techniques from the Vietnam-era CIA would go into good practice." He never returned. (It wasn't her I worried about, she is a damn adult. Her kid on the other hand....)

    Maybe I'm the crazy-ass neighbor?

    PS: I'm not actually a violent person, but if the need arises, then; yea. It sucks, but such is life.

    Also I do not recommend anyone try the above - it can land you in jail very quickly, or can have lethal consequences. I just don't care: I have my own moral judgements about what needs to happen. If legally speaking, it lands me in jail or worse, so be it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RandomGuyOnABike View Post
    Came home one night to find a kid, 13-14 years old, in my neighbors car rummaging around. I caught him, put him in an arm lock, and walked him to my house to call the police. When you walk into my house, you can see the basement door, and the kitchen - which has the phone. OTW to my house with this kid, he kept asking me not to call the cops and he was sorry. I kept telling him that I would think about it.

    Anyways.. when I got into the house with this kid, I walked towards the basement.. Since I had him locked up, I felt all strength from his legs just give out. He was that terrified. Good... I went around and called the cops - then walked him to meet the neighbor he was stealing from. That went well too..

    When the cops arrived, they had the back window down a bit, and I heard him tell the cops it wasn't him. I walked up to the cop, and told him that I may have been mistaken and they could release him and leave the scene. The kid immediately spoke up, and told the police all of the houses he stole from. I wonder why...

    My next door neighbor has a kid and is single. Last year sometime, I went out for a smoke one night and there was very obvious noises eminating from their house, loudly. Her boyfriend at the time was beating the living crap out of her. I went up to the house with knife in hand. As I got to their garage door, he came out in front of me (his back was turned). I reached under his arm, hand weaved to the back of his head, pushed his head down, and the knife went to his neck. He stopped and stood very still immediately. I talked to my neighbor, asked her if everything was ok, and she wanted me to let him go. I told him to never return to the neighborhood again, "and if he did, my time studying the interrogation techniques from the Vietnam-era CIA would go into good practice." He never returned. (It wasn't her I worried about, she is a damn adult. Her kid on the other hand....)

    Maybe I'm the crazy-ass neighbor?

    PS: I'm not actually a violent person, but if the need arises, then; yea. It sucks, but such is life.

    Also I do not recommend anyone try the above - it can land you in jail very quickly, or can have lethal consequences. I just don't care: I have my own moral judgements about what needs to happen. If legally speaking, it lands me in jail or worse, so be it.
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    But not until the day following having their nuts cut off with a butter knife, a hose shoved up their cooter with the water turned up "high", all toes and fingers smashed with a plastic mallet (it would take multiple blows), salt poured into their eyes, teeth pulled out one by one with pliers, both clavicles broken with a 2X4, scalp shaved with a dull razor,...yeah, that would just about get the message across.

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    I'm by no means a "tough guy" at all, there are just a few things that really push my buttons, like beating your girlfriend / wife (spousal abuse when you have kids, I grew up in that environment, so I know the effects it has on them) and theft.

    Oh.. and filing DMCA complaints against my youtube channel when the video / music has nothing to do with you or your IP.. that irks me too.

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    the spoke lacing is unsound, haphazard and possibly trademarked by pacific cycle.
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Quote Originally Posted by highdelll View Post
    the spoke lacing is unsound, haphazard and possibly trademarked by pacific cycle.
    I think its a partial radial, partial two cross pattern that secretly spells EPIC and its patented by Specialized. I'm sure the lawyers are putting together the lawsuit paperwork as we speak.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    I think its a partial radial, partial two cross pattern that secretly spells EPIC and its patented by Specialized. I'm sure the lawyers are putting together the lawsuit paperwork as we speak.
    goddamnit special ed!!

    well at least the frame does not look flexy - or does it - o.O
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Quote Originally Posted by highdelll View Post
    goddamnit special ed!!

    well at least the frame does not look flexy - or does it - o.O
    It's only flexy because RGOAB told it to be flexy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    I think its a partial radial, partial two cross pattern that secretly spells EPIC and its patented by Specialized. I'm sure the lawyers are putting together the lawsuit paperwork as we speak.
    They're radial for sure... 'Cause even his spokes know NEVER to cross Randomguyonabike.
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